Donald Trump IS NOT a Liar

Executive Summary:

– “Many People Say” How do you know when Donald Trump is lying? ……….. His Lips are moving.

– Sarkes has proof positive that Donald Trump IS NOT a LIAR

The Washington Post has reported that the Orange Pinocchio has told over 3,000 lies since he has taken office. This is world class performance.

The constant lies spewed by the Golden Perjurer has fueled the Demon Dems to believe that they will win the 2018 Mid Term Elections. On the Right Side, the GOPs tell Sarkes to “not take Trump Literally, but take him Seriously”. The Right Wing Christian Fundamentals say that since they recently declassified Adultery as a Sin, lying is now a virtue.

In any case, the Orange Fibber has been labeled as a Serial Lier.

In a meeting this week, the Gold Fabler went on a rant against Illegal Immigrants, Mostly Mexican.

The Orange Fabricator used extraordinarily harsh rhetoric to renew his call for stronger immigration, calling Illegal Immigrants “Animals” and venting frustration at Mexican officials who he said “do nothing” to help the United States.

The Golden Liar Liar Pants on Fire stated: “We have people coming into the country or trying to come in, we’re stopping a lot of them, but we’re taking people out of the country. You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” Trump said.  “These aren’t People. These are ANIMALS.”

Sarkes has dispatched several Reporter / Photographer Teams to the Mexican Border to Fact Check the Orange Spinner of Yarns assertion that Illegal Immigrants aren’t People, rather, they are Animals. Lowly and Beholy, Sarkes has determined that DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A LIAR, and provides the evidence below:

Illegal Immigrants, mostly Mexicans, apprehended crossing into America:

Alejandro Cardenas caught in Nogales

Guadalupe Lopez caught in Mexicali

Pablo Martinez caught in Juarez

Pedro Gonzalez caught in Laredo
Juan Perez caught in Tijuana

There you have it, proof positive that Donald Trump IS NOT a LIAR.

Violence in Bonita Springs, FL

Executive Summary:

– A Bonita Springs man, upset over wife’s vacuuming, is charged for assault and battery after attacking Lee County Deputies

Subscribers to Sarkes Corner know that after Sarkes retired from Boeing, he moved to Bonita Springs, FL. Contrary to popular belief, Bonita Springs is NOT all Gated, Guarded, Golf Course communities populated by Old, Rich, White Folk. Bonita Springs DOES have a Heat Packing, Florida Cracker Community.

One such Bonita Springs Florida Cracker, Ashton Provost, who had just returned from a Rehab stint to solve his drinking problem, was DRUNK and passed out at his home. Obviously, Cracker Ashton must have flunked his Rehab Final Exam.

Cracker Ashton awoke when his Cracker Wife started to vacuum the house. It is a little know fact that NOT ALL Crackers are slobs that live in squalor (trash, empty beer cans, pizza boxes, etc), some Crackers, not many, maintain a clean home.

An argument followed with Cracker Ashton getting violent and throwing household items at his wife. Lee County Sheriffs Deputies were called. The Sheriffs Deputies subdued Cracker Ashton with a Taser after Cracker Ashton pointed a loaded rifle at the Sheriffs Deputies.

A Drunk, Heat Packing Cracker is a formula for disaster.

“Many People Say” Sarkes, are you in harms way living in Bontia Springs with a Cracker Community so close by? Sarkes wants to ensure his loyal subscribers that Sarkes is safe and clear of any Cracker violence. You see, Sarkes lives in one of the Gated, Guarded, Golf Course communities populated by Old, Rich, White Folk. Crackers NOT welcomed, Crackers NOT allowed.

NO shots fired, one Cracker Tased, order is restored in Bonita Springs.

From the Ft. Meyers News-Press:

Bonita Springs man, upset over wife’s vacuuming, charged for alleged assault, battery on deputies

A Bonita Springs man upset that his wife was vacuuming the home while he was trying to sleep was later tasered by Lee County sheriff’s deputies after he pointed a rifle at them.

Ashton C. Provost, 47, was charged with battery, two counts of aggravated assault on a police officer and resisting arrest. He was released on $38,000 bond and will be arraigned May 29.

Deputies were called to a Delaware Street address for a domestic disturbance shortly after 9 p.m. Friday. A woman at the home identified as Provost’s wife told deputies that Provost was drunk, had just returned from rehab and attacked her.

A Lee County sheriff’s report said she told deputies that Provost pulled the vacuum cord out of the wall and told her to stop with the noise.

When the woman told Provost she was calling the sheriff he threw a barstool at her,  hitting her and smashing apart on the kitchen table, the report said.

When deputies approached Provost he fled into the home and exited again through the rear with a rifle, pointing the weapon at an officer armed with a taser.

The deputy shot Provost with the taser, forcing the man to drop the rifle, and then arrested him.

Bontia Springs Cracker Ashton Provost

Sarkes In The Swamp

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes is in the Swamp visiting Granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds)
– Sarkes had scheduled a meeting with the Orange Orator
– Sarkes introduces “Sarkes Street Speak”

Sarkes is in the Swamp, WDC, visiting granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds) Katz-Korkoian. While Baby Adds was born a Washington Nationals fan, her baseball roots are with the St. Louis Cardinals. See attached pic.

But Sarkes digresses, back on Point.

While in the Swamp, Sarkes contacted the Golden Gazebo to discuss the impact to Sarkes, and other Boeing retirees, as a result of the Orange Tabby’s removing the US out of the Iran Nuclear Deal, and the impending cancellation of the 20 BILLION, that’s BILLION with a B, order for Commercial jets.

The Golden Globe agreed to meet with Sarkes on Friday morning at the Trump International Hotel in downtown WDC. See attached pic. Alas, Sarkes received a call from Chief of Staff John Kelly with regrets that the Orange Tide had to cancel as he was running behind schedule and was on his way to Mar-a-Lago for another great weekend of Golf.

While standing in front of the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes decided not to waste a Golden opportunity. So standing outside the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes launched the inaugural edition of “Sarkes Street Speak”.

So what is “Sarkes Street Speak”? “Sarkes Street Speak” is like Jay Leno’s Jaywalking segment where Jay asks everyday people on the street questions that every American should be able to answer. “Many People Say” that Jay Leno’s Jaywalking is Fake News or at least they cherry picked the dumbest answers for Entertainment value.

This is not the case for “Sarkes Street Speak”. Sarkes is a Truth Machine. “Sarkes Street Speak” is presented, unedited, as-answered by the People on the streets of WDC.

“Sarkes Street Speak” – Outside the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue in WDC.

Sarkes asked: “What does the J. stand for in Donald J. Trump?”

The answers from the People:

Jennifer P. age 23, New York, NY: “I know, I know, it stands for JACKASS”

Ron K. age 42, Boston, MA: “Simple, it’s JERK”

Joyce M. age 18, Berkeley, CA: “Um, is it J – – KOFF?”

Bill K., age 55, Baltimore, MD: “JERK for sure”

Jeffry S. age 31, Philadelphia, PA: “JOCKSTRAP”

Shaniqua T. age 24, Harlem, NY: “How about JIVE ASS TURKEY”

Kristen L. age 34, Chicago, IL: “It’s JELLYBRAIN”

Donna C. age 49, Hartford, CT: “For sure, JABBERMOUTH”

Frank L. age 19, San Francisco, CA: “JAMUCK, no doubt about it”

Rich F. age 42, Seattle, WA: “I think it stands for JAFO”

Jim S. age 57, Detroit, MI: “JIGALO, take it to the bank”

Leroy F. age 26, Tulsa, OK: “I have no idea”

Cindy M. age 35, Dallas, TX: “Who is Donald J. Trump?”

Roy L. age 32, Macon, GA: “I don’t care, but he better leave my guns alone”

Eric P. age 45, Little Rock, AR: “Is it JEFFERSON like Clinton?”

There you have it, America has spoken.

Baby Adds in her Cardinal Outfit
Sarkes Outside the Trump International Hotel

A Different Kind of Gun Story

Executive Summary:

– St. Louis Cardinals Catcher Yadia Molina was injured when a 102 MPH Foul Tip smashed into his Boys

– The St. Louis Cardinals are taking action by buying Bullet Proof Cups

In a recent baseball game against the Chicago Cubs, St. Louis Cardinal Yadia Molina was behind home plate when a 102 mph fastball caromed off the bat and right into his Package. To protect his Gonads, Molina was wearing the standard issue Cups worn by all Major League Baseball catchers.

Molina eventually required surgery for hematoma and was placed on the Diabled List. Molina is expected to be out for 4 to 5 weeks. OUCH. Take it from Sarkes, Yadia Molina is one Tough Puerto Rican.

But a baseball catcher taking a shot to his Nuts does not make this story Sarkes Corner Worthy. Then what?

In an attempt to protect the Finacial investment in their catchers, the St. Louis Baseball Cardinals bought three ballistics-tested Testicles protectors—one for each of their catchers. Yup, you read that correctly. These new Cups can stop a speeding Bullet.

These Rock Protectors were manufactured by company “Armored Nutshellz,”, no, Sarkes does not make this stuff up.

Company CEO Jeremiah Raber felt so confident in his product, that he had someone shoot him in the balls with a gun. Wow, not that’s one way to demonstrate the quality of your product!! Who amongst us would demonstrate a new product we developed by taking a shot to the groin.

These Crown Jewel Protector cups were designed not only for athletes, but also law enforcement officials, and the military.

Alas, for the St. Louis Cardinals, these Bullet Proof Cups came to late for Yadia Molina.

See Yadia Molina in pain and the Inventor of the Bullet Proof Cup:

A Victim of the Iran Nuclear Deal

Executive Summary:

– On Tuesday, May 8, the Orange Dotard pulled the United States out of the Iran Nuclear Deal.

– Sarkes could be a victim.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and St. Louis friend Betty Wucher for this devastating story out of St. Louis, MO.

Subscribers to Sarkes Corner know that Sarkes retired from Boeing. And while The Goldilocks has viciously attacked Boeing over the years, Sarkes has maintained a Fair and Balanced, Unbiased, position when reporting on stories affecting Boeing.

Boeing is:
– the largest Aerospace Company in the WORLD
– the number 1 exporter, by dollars, of goods out of the United States
– a firm with Uuuuuuuge Engineering Intellect and Acumen and Strong Leadership like Sarkes
– has Plants and Suppliers in ALL 50 United States

One would think that the Orange Zest would do anything and everything to protect a fine firm like Boeing that contributes so much to the American Economy.

But Noooooooooooo. On Tuesday, May 8, the Golden Arches pulled the United States out of the Iran Nuclear Deal. In doing so, Boeing could lose $20 BILLION, thats BILLION, in Commercial Aircraft sales to 2 Iranian airline companies.

Boeing’s loss will be Airbuses gain. You know Airbus, that European Consortium that produces Commercial aircraft that are subsidized by the European Union. Airbus does not need to be efficient or be accountable to Shareholders, they need only to pump out airplanes that are paid for by European Governments. But Sarkes digresses, back on Point.

“Many People Say” Sarkes, could there be anymore victims from the US pulling out of the Iran Nuclear Deal?

Sarkes says – “You betcha”. Sarkes could be a victim.

With the lost 20 BILLION dollars in sales of Commercial aircraft to Iran, Sarkes could be a victim. At risk is Sarkeses Pension and Sarkeses Portfolio. Could Sarkes and Chris be one step away from the Poor House?

But Sarkeses losses do not end with Sarkes and Chris. As you know, Sarkes Corner is a Free Publication for the masses. Sarkes bears all Production Costs and payroll expenses for the Sarkes Corner Staff. The may end soon. Sarkes may be forced to start charging a Subscription Fee for Sarkes Corner. This is REVERSE TRICKLE DOWN.

If that happens, you can blame the Orange Julius, Sarkes can only do so much.

From CNBC:

President Donald Trump announced Tuesday he will withdraw the U.S. from a nuclear pact with Iran , a move that threatens Boeing’s multibillion-dollar deals to help restock the aging Iranian commercial air fleet. 

The world’s largest aerospace company has agreements to supply Iranian airlines with planes worth roughly $20 billion, based on list prices.

Shares of Boeing were down 0.3 percent in afternoon trading.

In 2016, when it announced the Iran Air deal, Boeing said such an order would support 100,000 U.S. jobs.

George Zimmerman is Back!

Executive Summary:

George Zimmerman is back in the News, making Headlines, and Sarkes is thrilled.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this much overdue story about the first member of the Sarkes Corner Hall of Fame, George Zimmerman.

You remember George Zimmerman:
– Killer of the Skittle eating, Ice Tea drinking, Black teen Trayvon Martin
– Killer of Hoodie sales in Florida for years
– Neighborhood Watch captain who specialized in watching for Black men
– Police Officer Wannabe
– Serial abuser of women, including his wife and several girlfriends
– Copyright violator and Fake Artist who painted over published pictures and claimed as original art
– NRA poster child

George Zimmerman is responsible for making Sarkes Corner the Award Winning publication it is today. In 2012, it seemed like George Zimmerman was in the news EVERY DAY, providing a plethora of topics and a cornucopia of Sarkes Corner blogs.

Sarkes owes much to George Zimmerman. In fact, in his acceptance speech that Sarkes would have delivered had he received the Nobel Prize in Literature, Sarkes had George Zimmerman on the top of his list to Thank. This, of course, before Sarkes got screwed by the Nobel Academy.

George Zimmerman never disappointed. In that respect, George Zimmerman was the Orange Ameba before there was a Golden Gestapo.

George Zimmerman is the typical Florida Cracker, a Heat Packing, Florida native, White guy who doesn’t like Blacks, Immigrants, LGBTQ’s, and treats women like they are his property. Like his fellow Florida Crackers, George Zimmerman bypassed the 1st Amendment and went straight to the 2nd Amendment. George Zimmer IS the Orange Dotard’s Base.

Why is George Zimmerman back in the news? He is now accused of Criminal Stalking, one of his core competencies. He continually harassed a private investigator who was doing research for a Production Company who is doing a documentary on The George.

The Production Company could have saved all of this rigamarole by reading past editions of Sarkes Corner. George Zimmermans life and antics are documented in detail by the Truth Machine, Sarkes, and are part of the public domain.

In typical George Zimmerman behavior, instead of ignoring the private investigator, our man George went on the Offense, repeatedly threatened and harassed the private investigator. In many respects, George Zimmerman is a Counter Puncher like the Gold Bully.

Thanks for coming back to Sarkes Corner George Zimmerman. You were missed. Please, Please, Please, come around more often.

From CNN:

George Zimmerman accused of criminal stalking in Florida

(CNN) — George Zimmerman, the man who was acquitted of murder in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, has received a criminal summons for stalking, the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office said in a press release on Monday.

Zimmerman is accused of repeatedly threatening and harassing Dennis Warren between December 16 and December 25 of last year, the sheriff’s office said.

Warren is a private investigator who was hired by a production company that was working on a documentary about Martin’s life, according to CNN affiliate WKMG. Deputies said Zimmerman called Warren 55 times, left 36 voicemails, texted him 67 times and sent 27 emails over a nine-day span, WKMG reports.

The criminal charge adds to a lengthy list of legal issues for Zimmerman. He was a neighborhood watch captain in Sanford, Florida in February 2012 when he shot and killed Martin, an unarmed black 17-year-old. After a public outcry, he was charged in April 2012 with second-degree murder. A jury found him not guilty in July 2013.

Later, Zimmerman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault and domestic violence with a weapon in January 2015. Prosecutors decided not to file charges in the case after the alleged victim backed off her claims.
He also drew outrage when he attempted to auction off the gun that he purportedly used to kill Martin.

Best Place to Hide Heat from the Police

Executive Summary:

A woman from the Shoot Me State, Missouri, thought she had found the perfect place to hide her Heat from the Police.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and friend Betty Wucher for this head shaking story about a woman from Sarkeses former home state, the Shoot Me State, Missouri.

Sarkes is thankful to be able to report on a story that does not include the Golden Gestapo, Stormy Daniels, Rudy Giuliani, Paul Ryan, Patrick Conroy (House Catholic Priest), Sarah Sanders, Robert Mueller, Homey Comey, and the rest of the Clowns that dominate the News each and every day.

Sarkeses neighbors from the Shoot Me State, Missouri, never cease to amaze.

Oh wear to start. Let’s start here. Sarkes cannot make this stuff up. Sarkes is a Truth Machine. Sarkes reports, you decide.

Anika Witt, 27, from Ozark, MO, was caught running drugs in Illinois with her boyfriend, Clinton McDonald, 29. Witt was a long way from home. Ozark, MO, is in the far Southwest corner of The Shoot Me State. Ozark, MO is rural, and it’s inhabitants are uneducated, underemployed, Heat Packing, White Folk, i.e, the Orange Julius’s base.

When these 2 Drug Running Einsteins were pulled over by the Illinois State Federalies, they found Ecstasy in Witt’s bra and Heroin in the car.

Kitt was processed in the McLean (IL) County hoosegow, a standard procedure during that processing is to Strip Search the Perps. During the Strip Search of Witt, a Correctional Office found a fully loaded Kimber .380 pistol, with a bullet in the chamber, ready to fire. Witt had inserted the Kimber .380 pistol ……… into her Vagina……. her Vagina!

Sarkes knows a thing or two about Vagina’s, but the ONE topic that Sarkes is deficient is Heat. So, Sarkes was compelled to do some research on the Kimber .380 pistol. Was it really possible to insert a Kimber .380 pistol into ones Vagina?

First of all, Sarkes must go full komomo, Sarkes has NEVER done a Product Review on a Pistol. Sarkes, a recovering Liberal and soon-to-be Conservative, is still struggling with his new Red Teams love of the 2nd Amendment and Packing Heat.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

The Kimber Micro Raptor is a true “Pocket Pistol”. This pistol has a capacity of 7 bullets, 6 in the clip and one in the chamber. The Kimber Micro Raptor weighs 13.4 ounces, is 5.6 inches long and 1 inch wide.

So Sarkes concludes, based on some recent research on Stormy Daniels, a Kimber Micro Raptor pistol CAN be comfortably inserted into a women’s vagina. Who would have thought.

More research by the Sarkes Corner staff revealed that stashing a gun in one’s Vagina is a more common tactic than one might think.

A Waco, Texas woman was given 10 years of probation last year for possession of methamphetamine and had stuffed a .22 caliber pistol in her Vagina.

A 19-year-old Kingsport, Tennessee, woman was sentenced to three years in prison for the mini-revolver jailers found in her Vagina during a 2014 arrest. A retired car salesman, who reported that gun missing, said the gun would need “a bath in bleach.”

What do these Vagina Heat Packing women have in common? They are all from Bright Red states, proud Conservative Republicans; Missouri, Texas, Tennessee. How could our Founding Fathers ever have predicted the evolution of Vagina Heat Packing Women when then crafted the 2nd Amendment: “……. the Right to Bear Arms…….” Heck, our Founding Fathers never recognized Women at all in our Constitution.

But, there is still more to this story. By inserting fully loaded Heat into their Vagina’s, these Rural, uneducated, underemployed, Heat Packing, White Women, not only put themselves at Risk of a Premature, Accidental shot, but others are also at Risk.

As an example, what would happen if the Orange Lothario Birddog P-Grabbed one of these Vagina Heat Packing Women? This could be result in the strangest assassination attempt of all time.

Sarkes Predicts that Trump Will Win in 2020

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes has connected the Dots and boldly predicts that the Orange Emperor will win the 2020 Presidential Election.

– Sarkes provides his analysis.

Sarkes, here an now, boldly predicts that the Golden Palomino will win the 2020 Presidential Election. Sarkes connects Dots where most can not even see the Dots.

DISCLAIMER DISCLSIMER DISCLAIMER: Sarkes prediction is Null and Void IF:
the Orange Ameba is Impeached
the Golden Goliath is incapacitated due to a Heart Attack from eating too many Steaks and Hamburgers OR if the Orange Cheese Ball has a Stroke due to angst over the Russian Collusion investigation or Stormy Daniels.

Sarkeses investigation shows that the Golden Bull Horn has SOLID base of 35% to 40% of the Electorate. This base consists of:

Heat Packing, Undereducated, Underemployed Rural, White Folk: This constituency has bought in FULLY to the Anti-Immigrant, Islamaphobic, Homophobic, 2nd Amendment, America First, America Only, rhetoric of the Orange Cheeto. As the Golden Goof Ball said on the Campaign Trail: “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters”.

Educated, Rich, Old, White Folk, like Sarkeses Florida Neighbors: This constituency is not happy with the 1.3 TRILLION Deficit generated by the Golden Economists TAX CUT and SPEND economic policies. But Sarkeses Rich, Old, White neighbors are happy with the Tsunami of Cash that has bloated their Portfolios. As long as the Trickle Down continues, and the Rich get Richer, this constituency will be a solid voting block for the Orange Pulp.

American Evangelicals: American Evangelicals are solidly behind the Golden Scepter. At the 2018 Evangelical Convention, scheduled for the Fall of 2018, it is predicted that the Evangelical Convention will Declassify Adultery as a Sin, clearing the way for all God Fearing Christinas to vote for the Orange Crucifix.

“Many People Say”, but Sarkes, 35% to 40% of the Electorate is solid but not enough to win the Presidential Election. And, it is anticipated that Women and Young New voters will NOT be voting for the Golden Gestapo. So, where will the Orange Cantaloupe get the votes to make up the delta.

The answer – BLACK AMERICANS. Sarkes predicts that the Golden Dipstick will bring home the Black Vote in 2020. “Many People Say”, Sarkes, are you nuts. The Black Community always votes Democrat. In the last Presidential election, only 8% of Black voters voted Republican.

So, how will BLACKS bring home a victory for Orange Oligarch? 4 reasons:

Ben Carson: Ben Carson is the token Black in the Trump Cabinet. With the exception of the $30,000 Dining Room Table scandal, Carson has been a role model for America’s RICH Black community. While the Rich Black community is small, it’s still something. Rich Blacks will follow Carson to the polls and will vote for the Golden Gemuck.

Kenya West: Kenya West has professed his ‘love’ for the Orange Jumpsuit and proudly sports a Red “Make America Great Again Hat”. West is a popular Hip Hop AND Pop Recording Artist. Many Blacks enjoy Kenya West’s music, and this will be enough to bring a large block of Blacks to vote for the Gold Bullet. The only baggage with Kenya West is that he is married to an Armenian, Kim Kardashian. But Kardashian has a Big Butt which is a Black Men love. (Reference: Baby Got Back – I like Big Butts, 1992, Sir-Mix-Alot)

The Black Guy at Donald Trump Rallies: Maurice Symonette, who is also called “Michael the Black Man” is a fixture at every Golden Gulag’s Political Rallies. Michael the Black Man is always strategically placed behind the Orange Is The New Black for everyone Black person to see and holds up a “Blacks for Trump” poster. Poor blacks are always exposed to “Michael the Black Man”, no matter what Cable Channel they are watching. “Michael the Black Man” relates to the majority of the Black population in America who just might follow Michael the Black Man to the vote for the Gold Fish.

Diamond and Silk: Here is the Wild Card. Diamond and Silk are 2 Conservative Black Women who spread the Gospel according to Golden Gestapo to Black people. Diamond and Silk especially resonate with Black Women. Black Women are a powerful influence in the Black community and Diamond and Silk may be the difference makers.
Take it to the bank, the Blacks will bring home 4 more years of Strong, Conservative Leadership in 2020 for the Gold Trumpet.

Like the Orange Mac & Cheese bellowed to Blacks during his campaign:

“Blacks Love Me”
“I am the least racist person”
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”
“What the Hell Do You Have to Lose”

So Sarkes declares, take it to the Bank, American Blacks will bring home a victory in 2020 for the Golden Czar.

Man Kills His Wife and Daughter

Executive Summary:
Why is a story about a Man killing his Wife and Daughter Sarkes Corner Worthy?
Well, it’s because his Wife was also his Daughter!

Oh my, see story below from the Associated Press. A man, Steven Pladl, killed his wife, who was also his daughter, and their 7-month-old son and then took his own life after she broke up with him.

Let’s see if Sarkes can get this straight.

We have a Wife who is also a Daughter and we have a Son who is also a Grandson.

Steven Pladl’s mother, who was the first victim’s Mother In Law and Grandmother, and the second victim’s Grandmother and Great Grandmother, called police to check on the Well Being of her Son, Daughter in Law, Granddaughter, Grandson, and Great Grandson.

Police found the entire family killed and were struggling to determine the relationship between the victims, much less how the crime unfolded. Neighbors reported hearing semi-automatic gun fire.

At first, Sarkes assumed that this tangled web of Incest and semi-automatic gun violence had taken place in Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, or any of the other Bright Red states with Heat Packing, Uneducated, Underemployed, Simple Rural White Folk, i.e., Trumps Base, where Incest is not only common but a birth right. Alas, Sarkes finds that this all took place in Connecticut, Connecticut! Who would have thought.

Sarkes can only speculate as to how Heat Packing, Uneducated, Underemployed, Simple Rural White Folk, i.e., Trumps Base, infiltrated Connecticut.

From the Associated Press:

NEW MILFORD, Conn. (AP) — A man killed his wife — who was also his daughter — and their 7-month-old son and then took his own life after she broke up with him, according to a 911 call.

Steven Pladl’s mother called police to say she’d had a disturbing call from him and to ask officers to check on the well-being of her infant grandson.

The mother told police Pladl said he’d killed his baby and his 20-year-old daughter and her adoptive father, who were shot in Connecticut. Pladl’s mother said he was upset because his daughter had broken up with him. The slain infant had been born of the relationship between Steven Pladl and his daughter Katie Pladl.

The 911 call came shortly after witnesses in rural western Connecticut reported hearing what sounded like semi-automatic gunfire Thursday morning. Inside a pickup truck with the window shot out police found the bodies of Katie Pladl and her adoptive father, 56-year-old Anthony Fusco.
Shawn Boyne, chief of police in New Milford, Connecticut.
Police said Steven Pladl later was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a minivan across the state line in Dover, New York.

Sarkes Back on the Grid

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes and staff are back from an Excellent vacation to cities in Croatia on the Adriatic Sea.  

Sarkes and staff are back from our Croatia vacation with side trips to Bosnia and Slovenia.  Sarkes Corner has it’s first European subscriber, Tour Guide Marina.  It’s just a matter of time until Sarkes Corner will be spreading the Truth across the entire European Union. 

Sarkes, a benevolent employer, has given the Sarkes Corner Staff the rest of this week off.  With no Sarkes Corner worthy stories ready for Publication, Sarkes will pass on a Poem sent to Sarkes while he was in Croatia.

The author of the Poem wished to remain anonymous. 

Ode to Stormy Daniels

by:  Anonymous

This is the story of Porn Actress and Stripper Stormy D

Who, in 2006, had sex with the Orange Grabber of P

 

Details of this adulteress affair is just now hitting the press

The Gold Bird Dog liked the way Stormy filled out her dress

 

“I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMEN”, STORMY D”

Fake News! cried the Orange Sniffer, oh who do we believe

 

130 Large paid to Stormy by Scheister Michel Cohen

The Gold Lothario had no idea the cash was a flowin

 

Stormy slapped the Orange Skirt Chaser on the Ass

Time Magazine, Trump on the cover, an issue from the past

 

When asked about the size of the Golden Gigolo’s member

Stormy shrugged, Orange was its color, that’s all I remember

 

Don’t blame the Orange Adulterer, this is so far in the past

3 wives and a yearning Johnson, his marriages don’ t last

 

Evangelists endorse the Gold Don Juan, they continue to give

Adultery no longer a sin, our Savior and Lord Jesus forgives

 

Will this story, exaggerated by the Liberal Press, affect the Orange Crown

Not at all, after all, the only thing that’s important is TRICKLE DOWN

 

Many victims of this story, Stormy, the Golden Stud, and more

The real victims are the citizens of America, disgusted to the Core

 

Sarkes thanks Anonymous for backing up Sarkes