Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement

Executive Summary:

  • The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has a Major Announcement 
  • Sarkes Corner will no longer report on Mass Shootings in America
  • Sarkes was not happy with this decision

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement:

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has decided that Sarkes will no longer report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men with Semi Automatic Assault Weapons.  

These Mass Shootings are occurring with increasing frequency and have taken a disproportionate amount of Blog Time for Sarkes Corner.  A recent decision by the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board to limit reporting to Mass Shootings that kill 6 or more innocent people has not had an impact.

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board believes that the constant reporting on Mass Shootings in America by Angry White Men, using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons, has taken Sarkes away from his Core Competencies like:

  • Judge Judy
  • George Zimmerman
  • “The Former Guy” the Orange Dotard
  • Florida Crackers (Florida Man)
  • Living Black in America
  • More

Sarkes was not pleased with the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board decision claiming that this Censorship rivals only that placed on the Press by the Strongman Fraternity Brothers; Putin, Erdagon, Xi, Duterte, and Jung Un.

Sensitive to Sarkeses position, the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board compromised with Sarkes and will allow him to report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons if 25 or more innocent people are murdered.  This will allow Sarkes to report on future Mass Shooting like those at:  Sandy Hook Elementary School, Virginia Tech, Las Vegas Concert, and the Orlando Night Club.  

While the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board will not allow Sarkes to report on Mass Shootings, the Board sends “Thoughts and Prayers” to all future victims and their families of future Mass Shootings. 

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Indianapolis, IN

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Indianapolis, IN
  • This Mass Shooting was the 4th in the US in the past month, Sarkes is working QUADRUPLE Overtime

EDITORIAL NOTE:  The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board recently placed the limitation that Sarkes can only report on Mass Shootings if 4 or more people are murdered.  Due to the overtime costs associated with these rash of Mass Shootings, the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board is considering upping the threshold to report only on Mass Shootings if 6 or more innocent people are murdered, and could kick that up to 8. 

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Indianapolis, IN.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the FedEx facility by the Indianapolis airport

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 8 people were murdered and 7 people were injured

The Mass Murderer, an Angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Brandon Scott Hole, 19, was a former employee at the FedEx facility

Angry White Man Hole had a history with the Law and authorities had previously taken a gun from Hole

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 assault rifle

The AR-15 assault rifle is the weapon of choice for the Angry White Mass Murderer 

The Angry White Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed himself before capture by police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • President Biden said:  “These Mass Shootings must stop and are a National Disgrace”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The “Former Guy”, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the FedEx facility with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like the FedEx facility, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

Black Rifle Coffee Company

Executive Summary:

  • The Black Rifle Coffee Company says sales of its Weapons-Themed Coffee almost doubled in 2020
  • Great Mericans can love BOTH their Right to Bear Arms AND a Great Cup of Coffee

Black Rifle Coffee Co. says its AK-47 Espresso Blend “is here to conquer your taste buds.” Its extra-dark Murdered Out roast “will fuel your midnight ops or your morning commute.” Another of the six-year-old company’s blends, Coffee or Die roast, promises to “keep your freedom engine running.”   Black Rifle’s Silencer Smooth blend is for Great Mericans who prefer a light roast. Now that’s an effective Marketing strategy for Great 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing “Mericans”.  

Black Rifle Coffee Company has a blend for every Heat Packing Merican

With firearms-themed branding, unabashed support for police and the military, and a founder who hasn’t shied away from political debate, Black Rifle Coffee Company is a prime example of the way some businesses are capitalizing on politically engaged consumers’ hyper-partisan shopping habits.

“I know who my customer is. I know who I’m trying to serve coffee to. I know who my customer isn’t,” said Evan Hafer, the company’s 44-year-old founder and chief executive. “I don’t need to be everything to all people.” Salt Lake City-based Black Rifle Coffee said its revenue nearly doubled in 2020 to $163 million.

Owner Evan Hafer knows that Mericans that Pack Heat also love their coffee

American firms historically sought to stay above the partisan fray, an approach summarized by basketball legend Michael Jordan, who famously proclaimed: “Republicans buy sneakers too.” Now more consumers want CEOs to take a stand. In 2020, 60% of American consumers would make a decision about whether to buy or boycott a company’s product based on its stand on societal issues, up from 47% in 2017.

Michael Jordan knows that even Republicans buy Air Jordans

Black Rifle Coffee Company gets FREE advertising where they least expected.  Kyle Rittenhouse, charged when he was 17 years old with killing two people at a Black Lives Matter protest in Kenosha, Wis., was photographed wearing a Black Rifle Coffee T-Shirt when he was released on bond in November.

Anti-BLM Terrorist Kyle Rittenhouse loves his Black Rifle Coffee

One of the best-known photos from the Jan. 6 Capitol Insurrection showed Eric Munchel, in tactical gear and a Black Rifle Coffee Hat, leaping over a railing with a handful of plastic handcuffs.

MAGA Terrorist Zip-Tie-Guy Eric Munchel loves his Black Rifle Coffee

But more recently, Owner Hafer has sought to distance Black Rifle Coffee Company from such incidents, angering some fans in the process. After he said in a video that the company had no ties to Mr. Rittenhouse, a small Coffee Company that also targets Right-Wing coffee buyers, Stocking Mill Coffee, praised accused killer Rittenhouse on Twitter and offered him one of its own T-shirts. Stocking Mill Coffee wants to be the coffee of choice for White Suprematists.

Stocking Mill Coffee will NOT turn their back on MAGA Terrorists

Mr. Hafer said in an interview that as he has increasingly focused on military veterans’ issues, he has been trying to move Black Rifle Company Company beyond being affiliated with a particular political party.  “I’ve got an incredible opportunity to affect veterans’ lives for the better, and I’m not going to squander it in the gutter of partisan politics,” said the former Green Beret. “I was carrying a rifle five years ago, I’m not a sophisticated businessman.”

Owner Hafer was a Green Beret but now is an “Unsophisticated” businessman

Owner Hafer said he began roasting coffee on a tour of duty in Iraq in 2006. He named the company after his service rifle, which was usually by his side while roasting coffee. “Black Rifle” is a phrase used to describe military weapons like M16s and their civilian counterparts, AR-15 style rifles, which have become a potent symbol in the gun-rights fight in America.  Owner Hafer said:  “It dawned on me later, that Oh, this is going to piss people off, and I just kind of embraced it.”

Owner Hafer proudly named his company after his Automatic Assault Rifle 

When Starbucks Corporation promised to hire 10,000 Refugees in response to “The Former Guy’s” executive order barring more of them from entering the country, Owner Hafer grabbed headlines by vowing to hire 10,000 Veterans. 

Starbucks hires Refugees, Black Rifle hires Veterans

After Keurig dropped its sponsorship of Sean O’Hannity’s show over comments the Fox News commentator made about sexual abuse allegations against then-Alabama Sen. Roy Moore, Sean O’Hannity and Donald Trump Jr. promoted Black Rifle Coffee on Twitter.

Great Mericans Orange Jr. and O’Hannity prefer Black Rifle Coffee to Keurig

Black Rifle Coffee Company Coffee and Merchandise make great Birthday, Christmas, or MAGA Rally Gifts for White Mericans.  Black Rifle Coffee Company merchandise are the gifts that keep on giving.

Great 2nd Amendment Mericans who love Guns and Coffee should buy Black Rifle Coffee and Merchandise

EDITORIAL NOTE:  Sarkes was so motivated by this Sarkes Corner that he will now be buying an AR-15 Assault Weapon before the Demon Dems confiscate all of our Semi-Automatic Assault Weapons AND, Sarkes will be placing an order for Great Black Rifle Coffee and Fashionable Merchandise.

Sarkes looks forward to Packing Heat and drinking great Black Rifle Coffee

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Rock Hill, SC

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Rock Hill, SC
  • This Mass Shooting was the 3rd in the US in the past 4 weeks, Sarkes is working TRIPLE Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Black Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Rock Hill, SC.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the Victims Home

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 5 people were murdered, including 2 Children, and 1 person is in critical condition

The Mass Murderer, an angry Black American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Former NFL player Phillip Adams, 32 years old, could have been suffering long-lasting concussion-related injuries

Mass Murderer Adams played in 78 NFL games over six seasons

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) both a .45-caliber and 9mm pistol

Adams came Packing 2 high powered pistols 

The Angry Brown American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed himself before capture by police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The Former Guy, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in Rock Hill, SC, with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Wilmington, NC

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes has NOT reported on the recent Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC
  • Sarkes provides an explanation

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, there was another Mass Shooting, this time in Wilmington, NC.  It’s been close to a week, why haven’t you reported on this latest Mass Shooting using your Mass Shooting Standard Form?

Simple, you see, Mass Shootings by Great Americans, mostly Angry White Men, seem to be a weekly occurrence.   These Americans have a Constitutional Right to “keep and bear arms”, including Semi-Automatic Assault Weapons.

In the recent Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC, ONLY 3 Innocent people were Killed and 4 were Injured.  The Sarkes Corner Executive Board has dictated that Sarkes can only report on Mass Shootings in America when a Minimum of 4 innocent people are murdered.  Obviously, this latest Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC did not Qualify.

With limited staff, Sarkes cannot report every time another Angry American, exercising their 2nd Amendment Rights, goes on a shooting rampage with Semi Automatic Assault Weapons. Sorry.

Sarkes increased his Journalism Acumen when he was Editor-in-Chief of the Missouri Science & Technology Yearbook, the ROLLAMO.  Even back then, in the mid 1970’s, Sarkes was accountable to an Executive Board.

The ROLLAMO Staff – Sarkes is at the head of the table with the Pipe 

The Sarkes Corner Executive Board join our Senators and Representatives in offering “Thoughts and Prayers, Thought and Prayers”, to those murdered in the lates Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC.

One Honest Cracker

Executive Summary:

  • Florida Cracker told police that he was racing home after cheating on his wife
  • Florida Crackers, so often misunderstood, are generally honest, Good People, Salt of the Earth

Sarkeses Florida Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.

Florida Cracker John Earl Pickard, 52, was going above 90 mph in a 55 mph zone on U.S. 19 in Tarpon Springs when he was pulled over by police.  Cracker Pickard told the Tarpon Springs Police Officer that his driving was reckless and endangering because he needed to get home in a hurry ………. because he had been cheating on his wife.  What, huh, oh my, mmmmm, he said what?

Pickard is one Honest Cracker

While taking Cracker Pickard into custody, an officer found Crack Cocaine in a plastic sandwich baggie in his front T-shirt pocket.  Cracker Pickard told the officer he had just purchased the Crack Cocaine for $50.  Cracker Pickard is one honest Cracker.  Cracker Pickard was cuffed and cited for reckless driving. 

Mixing Crack Cocaine and a Cracker is a formula for disaster

Like most Crackers, Cracker Pickard has run afoul with the law in the past.  According to jail records, Cracker Pickard has been previously charged with domestic battery, a common crime committed by the Florida Cracker, usually facilitated by a drunken or drug induced stupor.

A Cracker hopped up on booze or drugs is no stranger to the Hoosegow

The Florida Cracker is often misunderstood.  Yes, the Florida Cracker Drinks to excess, Packs Heat, and is no Stranger to the Criminal Justice System.  But in general, the Florida Cracker is Good People, Salt of the Earth, and a very Honest person.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Orange, CA

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Orange, CA
  • This Mass Shooting was the THIRD in the US in the past 2 weeks, Sarkes is working DOUBLE Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Brown Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Orange, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) United Homes, a Real Estate Office, in a Business Park

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 4 people were murdered, including 1 Child, and 1 person is in critical condition

The Mass Murderer, an angry Brown American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Aminadab Gaxiola Gonzalez, 44 years old, was in a “business dispute” with the company

This was a Targeted Attack by an Angry Brown Man

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a Semi Automatic Handgun

The Semi Automatic Handgun is the Weapon of choice for Angry Mass Murderers who work in tight places

The Angry Brown American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was wounded and captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The Former Guy, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the Business Park with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like Orange, CA, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

A Protective Mother Crackerette

Executive Summary:

  • There is nothing more dangerous than a Mother protecting her children
  • This is amplified if the Mother is a Crackerette 
There is nothing Stronger than a Mother protecting her Child 

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Sarkes cannot make this stuff up. 

A Florida mom, with a boxing glove superglued to one hand, fought a student at her daughter’s school.   The Crackerette, Edith Riddle, 34, showed up at the school wearing one boxing glove.  The Beatdown occurred at Dupont Middle School in Jacksonville, FL.

Crackerette Riddle has Anger issues for sure

A school safety officer heard a frantic announcement over their school radio around noon that there was a fight underway outside the cafeteria.  According to police, Crackerette Riddle had just left the school with her daughter after a meeting with the Principal about her eighth-grader’s “hostile outbursts” at another student.

The young Crackerette Daughter must also have Anger issues like her Mother

Instead of leaving the campus after the meeting, the Crackerette Daughter made a beeline for the cafeteria to fight the Girl. The Daughter Crackerette was pummeling the other girl when the Mother Crackerette Riddle joined in, throwing punches herself, with her Boxing Gloved hand.   Crackerette Riddle told Police that the Boxing Glove was superglued to her wrist and that she couldn’t remove it.  What, she did what, she said what, huh, uh, oh my, are you kidding me. 

Apparently it is normal for a Cracker to wear a Boxing Glove to a School conference 

The Victim was found with abrasions on her knees and forearms.  The Victims Mother arrived at the school and told police she wanted to pursue criminal charges before taking the child to a nearby hospital.  Crackerette Riddle was arrested and charged with: child abuse with a personal/special weapon.

Regardless of Species, do not mess with a Mother protecting her Children  
Sarkes knows who he is placing his money on amongst these Great Fighters

In most cases, erratic Cracker behavior is associated with excess booze or drug consumption.  In this case, there is no evidence that Crackerette Riddle was under the Influence.

No, Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.

Thoughts and Prayers

Executive Summary:

– There has been 2 Mass Murder Shootings within a Week

– Politicians send their “Thoughts and Prayers”

Sarkes was reflecting on the 2 recent Mass Murders that have occurred within 1 week.  8 innocent people Murdered in Atlanta, GA, and 10 innocent people, including a Police Officer, were Murdered in Boulder, CO.  All were murdered by Americans who have the right to “bear” Semi-Automatic Assault weapons.

Sarkes is normally calm, cool, collected, and never gets emotional.  But when our elected Politicians started with their “Thoughts and Prayers” mantra after these past 2 Mass Murders, Sarkes snapped.

All the Politicians give us after Mass Murders is their “Thoughts and Prayers”
The Politicians “Thoughts and Prayers” are a Big help to the Families of those  Murdered

Sarkes does not believe that the Founding Fathers, when they created the 2nd Amendment, had the vision that Semi Automatic Assault Weapons would be used in Mass Murders all across America.  It took our Supreme Court and the NRA to get us where we are today.  All Americans, even those with a Mental Defect, have “the right to keep and bear arms”.

Our Founding Fathers knew nothing but Single Shot Muskets

Sarkes has had enough of this “Thoughts and Prayers” Bullshit.  If Sarkes hears one more Politician say they send their “Thoughts and Prayers” to the Families of the Murder Victims, Sarkes will go out and buy an AR-15.  

Wait, Whoooo Horse, Hold On …………….. that’s a bad idea, a very bad idea.  

Sarkes has no idea how to:

  • buy an AR-15
  • hold an AR-15
  • Load and Lock an AR-15
  • find the Safety on an AR-15
  • shoot an AR-15

If Sarkes ever bought an AR-15, he would probably be his own first victim.  So, no, no AR-15 for Sarkes.  Sarkes will be content to Bitch and Moan when our elected Senators and Representatives send their “Thoughts and Prayers” to the victims and their families of Mass Murders.

“Thoughts and Prayers” are not enough for many Americans today

So, the only Heat that Sarkes has is his Semi Automatic Lighter that he uses to light the charcoal in his Big Green Egg.

The Only Heat Sarkes owns is his Semi Automatic Lighter
Sarkes could not light his Big Green Egg without his Semi Automatic Lighter

If Sarkes hears another Politician give their “Thoughts and Prayers” to the family of those Mass Murdered, he may check himself into a mental institution…………but could still buy an AR-15. God Bless the NRA and Supreme Court.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Boulder, CO

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Boulder, CO
  • This Mass Shooting was the second in the US in a week, Sarkes is working Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Islamic American Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Boulder, CO.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) King Soopers, a grocery store.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 10 people were murdered, including 1 Police Officer, Eric Talley 

The Mass Murderer, an angry Islamic American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, 21 years old

Family describe Alissa as anti-social, paranoid, and mentally ill …… you think

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 Assault Rifle

The AR-15 is the Weapon of choice for Angry Mass Murderers
In Merica today, one can get an AR-15, even with a mental defect

The Angry Islamic American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was wounded and captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The “Former Guy”, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the King Soopers with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like King Soopers, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers