– A man with a tattoo of a gun on his face is charged with illegally possessing a gun
A man with a handgun tattooed on his forehead has been charged by South Carolina police with illegally possessing a firearm.
According to Greenville, South Carolina, police, Michael Vines attempted to ditch a loaded .38-caliber revolver after a recent car wreck by throwing it into a grassy area.
Vines is prohibited from Packing Heat, so he had a handgun tattooed on his forehead. Vines, is part of the Orange Howitzers Base, and is another proud, Heat Packing, Great American.
When Sarkes first read the story of a White guy with a handgun tattooed on his face, he naturally assumed that this was another great Florida Cracker story. Lowly and Beholy, this story is out of South Carolina!
Sarkes then assumed that Michael Vines may be a Florida Cracker who may have moved to South Carolina, but that is not the case. So, apparently, there are Poor, Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural White guys, i.e., the Golden Glocks Base, in South Carolina also. Who would have thought?
A Press Release from the NRA stated: “While we don’t condone the illegal acts of Mr. Vines, we support his right to tattoo a hand gun on his face, and we will vigorously fight any efforts to implement Gun Tattoo Control. While the NRA is all about the 2nd Amendment, all Americans have the Right to tattoo a hand gun anywhere they want on their body as this is a Right protected by the 1st Amendment.”
This may be a first. Sarkes agrees with the NRA. As Americans, we have the Right to do imbecilic things and to look stupid. These are rights guaranteed by our Constitution. Thank you Founding Fathers.
– Sarkes had predicted a Presidential win in 2020 by the Orange Ameba with the Black Vote being the deciding factor.
– Sarkes now admits his prediction might have been premature.
Sarkes had boldly predicted a landslide victory for the Orange Dotard in 2020. “Many People Say, Sarkes, are you nuts. There is a Blue Wave coming and Women will not vote for the Golden P-Grabber”. To that, Sarkes said phooey. Sarkes predicted that while the Orange Sniffer may lose the Woman’s vote, Blacks would come out in record numbers to bring home a Trump victory in 2020. To quote the Golden Hip Hop’s message to Blacks in 2016: “What the Hell do you have to Lose!”.
Sarkes pointed out that influential Blacks had shifted from being Dems to supporting the Orange MLK. Sarkes provided proof:
Angry Black Women, Diamond and Silk, are a powerful force with a message that is reaching Poor, Young, Angry, Black women. Obama can be blamed for the Dems losing the vote of the Poor, Young, Angry, Black Woman as Obama gave them Free phones which they are using to watch Diamond and Silk on U-Tube.
Kenya West, once a Democratic Presidential Candidate, is now firmly in the corner of the Golden Nugget. Kenya West is influential with the Black Hip Hop community and is bringing to the GOP the Poor, Young, Angry Black Man.
The Black guy in a “Blacks for Trump” White T-shirt is showcased at every one of the Orange Cheeto’s Rallies. This guy has sent a powerful message that Blacks ARE welcome in the GOP, and that the Golden Gloves rallies are not just attended by Angry, Uneducated, Underemployed, Poor, Rural White Folk. Any Black person who is watching Fox News Fair and Balanced has been converted by the “Blacks for Trump” Black guy.
Omarosa, the Token Black Woman on the Orange Jumpsuits White House staff, was doing an excellent job of being the White House liaison with Black voters, especially Middle and Upper Middle class Blacks. Middle and Upper Middle Class Blacks are flocking to the GOP.
Ben Carson is the Token Black Man in the Golden Parachutes Cabinet. Carson has secured the vote of the Rich, Old, Black Man who see nothing wrong with buying a $30,000 dining room set. While there might not be many Rich, Old, Black Men, Ben Carson has influenced the Upper Middle Class Blacks to vote GOP.
“Many People Say, Sarkes, why are you now Flipping, you have provided powerful data to support your prediction that the Orange Monarch will win the 2020 Presidential Election and it’s the Blacks that will bring home this victory.”
Alas, Sarkeses prediction may have been premature. Sarkes did not see this coming, Sarkes is never wrong. What happened?
First of all, the Golden Gate Bridge gave Omarosa the Old Heave Ho. Omarosa, and Angry, Black Woman, is not going quietly. She has hundreds of tapes and videos to prove that the Orange Profit is a Racist. Sarkes knows that one thing that Blacks will not tolerate is Racism. Omarosa’s Old Heave Ho could cost the Golden Globe millions of Black Votes.
Next, Blacks are turning on Ben Carson. There was a Portrait of Ben Carson that used to hang in the hallway of the Archbishop Borders School in Baltimore. The Portrait has a smiling Dr. Ben Carson in surgical scrubs. The Portrait has a Ben Carson quote: “The person who has the most to do with your success is you”
Archbishop Borders School Principal Alicia Freeman has since moved the Portrait from the school’s second floor hallway to a less visible spot inside a reading room bearing Carson’s name. The reason; Carson’s role in the Trump administration has left many Blacks who admired him feeling betrayed.
So now, Sarkes is not so sure. Will Diamond and Silk, Kenya West, and the Black Guy at Trump Rallies bring enough Black votes to elect the Orange Bobblehead? Will Blacks allegiance to Omarosa and rejection of Ben Carson take away a significant number of Black votes? For now, Sarkes is Flipping and says the 2020 Presidential Election is now too close to call.
– Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon had an Enemies List
– Donald “Orange Traffic Cone” Trump has an Enemies List
– Does Sarkes have an Enemies List?
Disgraced President Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon had an Enemies List which included over 100 political opponents, mostly all Democrats. Nixon planned to use his influence as President to have the IRS perform tax audits on his “enemies” and influencing Government organizations to manipulate; grant availability, federal contracts, litigation, etc. In the end, it there is no evidence that Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon, ever implemented his “Enemies” plan, although it is widely speculated that he would have if not forced to resign his Presidency in disgrace.
Current President Donald “Golden Emperor” Trump also has an Enemies List which includes dozen of former Government officials from the Intelligence Community, FBI, CIA, and the Former Free Press. Unlike his predecessor Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon, the Orange Oligarch has taken the first step to eliminating those on his Enemies List by rescinding the Security Clearance of former CIA Chief John Brennen, and outspoken critic of the Golden Goose Stepper.
In many ways, Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon and the Orange Creamsicle are two peas in a pod.
With all this talk about Enemies List, “Many People Say, Sarkes, do you have an Enemies List?”. Sarkes, a Truth Machine, must sadly admit that indeed, he has an Enemies List. Sarkeses Enemies List is small, just one person – Los Angelas Rams Owner Stan Kronke.
You know Stan Kronke, named after St. Louis Icon, Stan “The Man” Musial. Billionaire Stan Kronke made his money the old fashioned way, he married Sam Walton’s daughter and used his money on Real Estate deals extorting cities and states with unreasonable requests for Tax relief. When St. Louis Ram’s Owner Georgia Frontiere died, Kronke started his devious plan to move the St. Louis Rams to Los Angelas which he accomplished in 2016.
Uncommon to his Armenian heritage, Sarkes is calm, mild mannered, under control, and never gets upset. This all changed with Kronke moved the St. Louis Rams to LA.
Kronke is: 1000 Percent Despicable, Psycho, Bad Dude, Bad Hombre, Ashamed, Rigged, Beleaguered, Low Energy, Totally Illegal, Mean, Carnage, Low IQ, Evil, Cowardly, Crazy, Phony, Crooked, Obstructionist, Deplorable, Dumb as a Rock, Failed, Low Rated, Fools, Criminal, Enemy of the People, Seriously Flawed, Thug, Flake, Deranged Animal, Sleepy Eyes, Dog, Covfefe.
In many ways, Stan Kronke and the Golden Exalted Leader are also two peas in a pod.
– The fight between Omarosa and the Orange Counter Puncher is on
– Sarkes evaluates the fighters and predicts the winner
The fight between fired White House Advisor Omarosa and the Golden Assailant is on and is shaping to be the greatest fight in history since “The Thrilla in Manila”, Ali v Frazier, and “The Rumble in the Jungle” Ali v Foreman.
Omarosa v Trump will be called “The Romp in the Swamp”. Unlike traditional fights that are held in Boxing arenas and viewed on Pay-For-View, “The Romp in the Swamp” will be fought in Tweeter, TV Interviews, and Press Conferences, all free for all Americans. “The Romp in the Swamp” is yet another example of Making America Great Again, and will make all other countries envious of America.
Sarkes Corner Sports Bureau provide the Tale of the Tape for Omarosa and Orange Mercenary.
Measure Omarosa Trump Advantage
Age 44 72 Omarosa
Heigth 6’ 3” 5’ 10” Trump
Weight Slim Lard Ass Omarosa
Reach 69” 61” Trump
Stance Steady Unstable Omarosa
Believability Questionable Habitual Liar Omarosa
Health Fit Un Fit Omarosa
Diet Salads Greasy Burgers Omarosa
Hair Style Conservative Orange Combover Omarosa
Intangible Bully Angry Black Woman Omarosa
With the Tale of the Tape, Sarkes predicts a victory in “The Romp in the Swamp”, in 10 rounds for Omarosa.
– A man with no arms stabbed a tourist in Miami Beach
– Could this be a windfall for the Perp?
Thanks to Sarkes Corner contributor Steve Moss for this strange Cracker Crime story out of Miami.
Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze. It seems like the number of ways that Crackers can inflict pain on each other is endless. In this case, the victim was a tourist from Chicago.
Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Cracker Jonathan Crenshaw, who has no arms, held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old tourist Cesar Coronado just after midnight last week.
Cracker Crenshaw is a well-known Miami Beach street artist who uses his feet to paint. Cracker Crenshaw’s paintings are colorful mosaics that feature eyes, and sell for as much as $60.
Tourist Coronado and a friend told police that Coronado had only asked for directions before the vicious attack. Tourist Coronado was bleeding from his left arm when he was admitted to a local hospital.
Cracker Crenshaw claimed he acted in self-defense after Coronado punched him in the head. That’s the problem with our judicial system, our jails are filled with innocent people. Alas, in this case, Cracker Crenshaw has had multiple run-ins with police, including violent crime charges like battery on a police officer.
Who knows, maybe Cracker Artist Crenshaw’s street paintings will be more in demand now and the prices could exponentially inflate, just like the Portfolios of us Rich, Old, White, Guys. Unlike the Fake News spewed by the Liberal Press, Trickle Down comes in many different ways and is not just reserved for Rich, Old, White guys.
– A woman, stopped for a DUI, tells police she’s a “clean, thoroughbred, white girl”
– Will White Supremacy become a new Defense strategy?
Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and sister Cindy Mamelian for this story out of Bluffton, South Carolina.
Police in Bluffton, South Carolina say a woman they saw speed through a stop sign at 60 mph told officers she should not be arrested because she’s a “very clean, thoroughbred, white girl.”
The Bluffton Police report says 32-year-old Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw was slurring her words and a breathalyzer showed her blood-alcohol level at .18 percent, but she said shouldn’t be jailed because she was a cheerleader and a sorority girl who graduated from a “high accredited university,” and her partner’s “a cop.”
Lauren Cutshaw Has a Degree in Business Administration from Louisiana State University
Taken to the police station in handcuffs, she described herself as a white “thoroughbred” and “went on to say ‘I’m a white, clean girl,’”. When asked what being a “white, clean girl” had to do with anything; she replied, “You’re a cop, you should know what that means.” Cutshaw was jailed Saturday on charges including drunken driving, speeding and marijuana possession.
While many subscribers of Sarkes Corner may think that this is just another amusing story about a Drunk, Sarkes digs deeper. Sarkes Connects Dots where most do not even see the Dots. In this case, Sarkes sees some disturbing Dots.
1. For whatever reason, the election of the Orange Mac & Cheese has brought the White Supremacists out of the closet and onto the streets of America. In today’s political environment, the White Supremacists feels empowered to spread their doctrine, which is that the White Race is inherently superior to other races, and that White people should have control over people of other races. This is disturbing to Sarkes as Sarkes, as an Armenian, is Brown.
2. With the exception of Kenya West, Ben Carson, Diamond & Silk and the Black guy at the Trump political rallies, most all Conservatives are white.
3. With the inevitable confirmation of Conservative Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, our Supreme Court will be A Super Majority Conservative Supreme Court.
The Dots: White Supremacists -> Conservatives are primarily White -> A Conservative Supreme Court
After Sarkes Connects the Dots, he ponders……will our Conservative Supreme Court rule that being a Clean, Thoroughbred, White person become a legal defense to a DUI and other crimes?
– It is not unusual for a Florida Cracker to Drink and Drive
– What makes this special is that this Florida Cracker chugged his can of Beer during the DUI stop
Sarkes continues to lament that he cannot make this stuff up. Sarkeses neighbors, the Florida Cracker, never ceases to amaze. But here at Sarkes Corner, you get the Truth, Sarkes Corner is a Truth Machine. Sarkes Corner – No Spin, You Win.
A Florida Cracker, Daryl Royal Riedel, was pulled over by police on suspicion of drunk driving but continued to drink even after being stopped by a sheriff’s deputy. While waiting for the deputy to approach his car, Cracker Ridel raised a can of Busch beer and chugged down the suds.
Minutes earlier, Cracker Riedel had sped off after being pulled over for the first time due to a suspended license, leading police on a two-mile car chase. Cracker Riedel told the deputies that he drove away the first time because he was scared.
Cracker Riedel has 3 previous DUI convictions and is out on bail for a 4th DUI infraction. Apparently drinking and driving by Crackers in Florida is no big deal.
Cracker Riedel is now facing charges including felony DUI, fleeing from a deputy, driving with a suspended license, and failure to submit a breath test.
Asked why he drove with a suspended license, Cracker Riedel said, “because I still have to work.”
While Florida Crackers score very low on the Socio-Economic and Intelligence measures, many are hard workers, albeit working minimum wage jobs. One of Sarkeses Rich, Old, White, Florida neighbors describe the Florida Cracker as “the Salt of the Earth”.
Sarkes is still investigating how Cracker Riedel can have 3 previous DUI convictions, been charged with a 4th, and is still driving! Has he been given lenient sentences by Juries of his Cracker Peers? This makes no sense as the Gunshine State, with a super majority GOP state legislature, should be tough on crime. Something here stinks.
In any case, Sarkes understands why Cracker Riedel would chug his beer in the presence of deputies who are ready to arrest him. While Bush Beer is a low end, cheap beer, it’s like Champaign to a uneducated, underemployed, Florida Cracker.
Interviewed after his arrest, Cracker Riedels lawyer said it was unfair that Police will not let citizens “suspected” of DUI to finish their beers before being arrested. Since Cracker Riedel is a solid part of the Orange Budweiser’s Base, the lawyer plans on contacting the White House to get Cracker Riedel a Presidential Pardon.
– The Orange Constructor continues planning the annexation of the Canadian Niagara Falls
– The Golden Architect plans for a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the annexed Canadian Niagara Falls
In the Situation Room:
Donald Trump: “You know John, I like this Situation Room. It seems so secure. I’m doing such a great job as President that we don’t have any “Situations” so we might as well use this Situation Room for something.”
John Kelly: “Well Boss, there was a leak from your meeting yesterday here in the Situation Room when you got the briefing from the Pentagon on the strength of the Canadian Military. I think it was the Russians, I don’t know how they do it.”
Donald Trump: “John, John, John, my man Vlads said that the Russians are not bugging the Situation Room, it could be others. Anyway, let’s get on with business.”
Donald Trump: “Kevin, I called you in today to discuss what it would take to build a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls. I am going to annex that area soon.”
Kevin McAleenan (Commissioner U.S. Customs and Border Protection): “Uh, Mr. President, I don’t understand”
Donald Trump: (whispering to John Kelly) “Did I pick this moron or is he a hold over from that Kenyan Obama”.
Donald Trump: “Kevin, it’s simple, I am going to annex the area around the Canadian Niagara Falls and make it part of the United States. While I don’t think that Canada will respond, I don’t trust that Panty Waste, Limp Wristed, Pretty Boy, Justin Trudeau. He is just dumb enough to think that he can take back the Canadian Niagara Falls with his paltry, meager, insignificant military.”
Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, well, Mr. President, we are not completed with the down select from Prototypes built earlier this year. We need to complete the down select, then negotiate contracts, etc, this all takes time.”
Donald Trump: “Shit Kevin, were you in Congress before you took this job! I told my Base that we would Drain The Swamp, and this is a great example. Down Select, Contracts, Jesus Christ, those are just details. If I want a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall built around the Canadian Niagara Fall then it will be built. John, do we still have Seabees like I saw in the John Wayne movies? I bet the Seebees could build the Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls! I bet the Seebees don’t need to Down Select, Contracts, and that other Bull Shit!”
John Kelly: “Uh, Boss….”
Donald Trump: “I’m finished with this conversation. I”ll help you with your down select, pick the wall that I told you I liked a few months back. Jesus Christ, why can’t we get anything done around this Swamp. BUILD THE F – – KING WALL, NOW”
Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, OK, well, will do. John, can I have a word after we are done”.
Donald Trump: “John, show me how to get out of this Situation Room”, I need to make my Tee Time at the Great Trump resort in New Jersey”.
– After Sarkeses phone conversation with POTUS, the Orange Commandant decided to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls
– The Golden Generali asked the Pentagon for a Military Brief
After his phone call with Vlads Putin oh how he annexed Crimea, the Orange Conqueror asked General Mad Dog Mattis for a comparison of the US Military verses the Canadian Military.
In the Situation Room:
Donald Trump: “Wow, who would have thought. I had never been in this Situation Room until you guys made me come down here after my meeting with Vlads in Helsinki, and here I am again. I am such a great President that we never have “Situations”.
General Maddog Mattis: “Boss, you asked for a comparison between the US Military and the Canadian Military, we have that for you”
Donald Trump: “Yeah Maddog, with a Panty Waste President like Trudeau, I figured this would be easy. But how did you do this so fast, I just asked you for this an hour ago”.
General Maddog Mattis: “Well Boss, a few days ago we hacked the Canadian Military and found a study by a Dennis Parass. We are a big confused as this Dennis Parass is not Military. His code name is “The Canadian Scout”. The best we can determine, he is just another Old, Rich, White Canadian. His company was a supplier to Lockheed Martin on the F-35 which is probably why that Program is Millions over budget and years behind schedule, we should never use Canadian suppliers. But none the less, his analysis is spot on”
Donald Trump: “Well Maddog, let’s get on with it, I don’t want to miss my Tee Time at my Great Golf Club in New Jersey”.
General Maddog Mattis: “No problem Boss, this is all summarized in a short 7 minute U-Tube video that you can watch on your way to your New Jersey Golf Club. You will need to watch a 30 second commercial or just skip it.
Donald Trump: ‘Nice work Maddog”.
“United States vs Canada – Who Would Win – Army / Military Comparison”
– Sarkes discusses Niagara Falls with the Orange Coxswain
Sarkes was recently on assignment in Niagara Falls and compared the American Falls to the Canadian Falls. There is no comparison, the Canadian Falls are far superior to the American Falls. Those of you who have been to Niagara Falls will agree. This motivated Sarkes to call the Golden Ameba.
Sarkes: “Mr. President, thank you for taking my call.”
Donald Trump: “Sarkes, it’s a pleasure. Why haven’t you come to Mir-a-Lago to play golf with me, you know you have an open invitation any weekend. Now I’m playing every weekend at my course in New Jersey as its too hot in Florida.”
Sarkes: “Thanks Mr. President, Sarkes will make sure to visit you in Mir-a-Lago soon. Mr. President, I wanted to talk to you about Niagara Falls. I was just up there and, to be quite honest with you, our American Niagara Falls stink when compared to the Canadian Niagara Falls, it’s not even close.”
Donald Trump: “I hear you Sarkes, I wanted Donald Jr. to open a Trump International Hotel next to the American Niagara Falls and he convinced me that it was a Loooooooser. You know me Sarkes, America First!”
Donald Trump: “Do you have any recommendations Sarkes”
Sarkes: “Actually Mr. President, I do. I was thinking you could make congress put together an economic package to develop the American Niagara Falls to make it draw tourists not only from America but from Canada also. We would need to build roads, hotels, casinos, restaurants, theaters, and more. It makes no sense for American dollars being spent in Canada.”
Donald Trump: “Good point Sarkes, but you know those Do-Nothings in the House and Senate, they never do anything fast. I have a better idea.”
Donald Trump (to John Kelly): “John, get my man Vlads on the phone.”
John Kelly: “Sir, it’s the middle of the night in Russia, can this wait until morning in Russia?
Donald Trump: “John, Vlads is my buddy, in Helsinki, he told me to call him anytime and for any reason. This is important.”
John Kelly: “Ok Boss”.
A few minutes later:
Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, mi Babushka, what can I do for you?”
Donald Trump: “Vlads, I need a little advise. I want to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls like you did Crimea. How did you pull of that off.”
Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, you naught boy, I like it. Here is what you can do to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls:
“Claim that a majority of the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls are American when you count the Tourists. You can say that this has been historically American land. This should be easy to prove as your people spend Billions of US Dollars there.”
“A number of the businesses in the Canadian Niagara Falls are owned by American companies, this is one of your main reasons. The unrealistic, how you say, Uuuuuuuge, Canadian Taxes are unfair to your American Companies.”
Donald Trump: “Sounds simple Vlads, but how do I get my great American Army into the Canadian Niagara Falls?”
Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Again, Simple Donnie. You plant some operatives in the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls and have them organize Protests, Marches and Riots against the Canadian Government. The Canadian Government will send in Troops to stop the riots. That will be your reason to send troops across the border to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls., you are protecting your American tourists.”
Donald Trump: “Thanks Vlads, I’ll see you in Washington in a few months. I really wanted you to come to our Big, Beautiful, Military Parade, it will put yours to shame, but my staff are advising against it.”
Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): (Laughing), Oh Donnie, you are something else. Proshchay. (Putin hangs up and says to an aid) “What a f – – king moron.”
Donald Trump: “There you have it Sarkes, done deal. See you at Mir-a-Lago. (Trump hangs up the phone)