The Election WAS Rigged and Stolen!

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes had previously analyzed the ways that the Deep State could Rig the Presidential Election
  • Sarkes now has proof that the Deep State has Rigged and Stolen the Presidential Election

In the Sarkes Corner published on October 13:  Voter Fraud & A Rigged Election, Sarkes analyzed the charges made by the Orange Chosen One that the Deep State was Rigging the November Presidential Election.  The Orange Profit claimed that the Deep State was:

  • Placing Fake Ballot Boxes in Conservative Neighborhoods and collecting, then trashing, the Ballots from unsuspecting Conservatives
  • Paying children to steal Ballots from Mail Boxes in Conservative neighborhoods, paying a bounty of $5 for each stolen Ballot
  • Rigging the Voter Rosters by adding Dead people who would then vote for Joe Biden
  • Sneaking into the US Illegal Mexicans to vote for Joe Biden, just like Hillary Clinton
  • Paying corrupt Postal Workers to divert Ballots from Conservative neighborhoods to Poor Liberal neighborhoods where they would be filled out for Joe Biden
  • Printing Ballots in Foreign countries with special disappearing Ink that would fade out any ballots cast for the Orange Victim

After that exhaustive analysis on the many ways that the Deep State was Rigging the November election, Sarkes concluded that it WAS quite possible that the November election could be Rigged.

Fast Forward to Today

As you know, Sarkes had been off the Grid for about 3 weeks after the election.  Sarkeses head had been spinning with the daily political news, charges, acquisitions and general bull shit that we Americans were exposed.  So Sarkes took a Mental Health Break, focusing on re runs of Judge Judy, and just recently retuned to the busy Sarkes Corner News Room.

After 3 weeks taking a Mental Health Break, with good Coffee and reruns of Judge Judy, Sarkes is back in the Sarkes Corner News Room

At the first Editorial Board Meeting with Sarkes Corner reporters after his return, Sarkes sensed that something was seriously wrong.  Sarkes Corner reporters, mostly graduates from the finest Journalism School in the country, the University of Missouri, had their heads down and avoiding eye contact with Sarkes.  Sarkes told the reporters: “Listen, you know Sarkes is cool, collected, flexible, unflappable, a Stable Genius, so come out with it, what’s wrong.”

Finally, Sarkes was given the Harsh Truth.  The Sarkes Corner Investigative Reporters told Sarkes that they had uncovered indisputable evidence that the November HAD been Rigged……………………and that their evidence was against Sarkes sweet granddaughter, 3 year old Addison Katz-Korkoian.  

Sarkes Corner Reporters charged granddaughter Addie with Voter Fraud and more

Needless to say, Sarkes was in shock and calmly asked the Reporters what evidence they had to charge little Addie with these serious charges.  The Reporters reluctantly provided the evidence.

On October 29, a Sarkes Corner field team found little Addie, assisted by her mother Meredith, STEALING Ballots from a Washington DC Ballot Box.

Little Addie was allegedly receiving $5 for each stolen Conservative Ballot 

Next, the Sarkes Corner Reporters, accessing Addie’s Facebook Account, found the following evidence proving that she had illegally voted for Joe Biden.

Little Addie, at 3 years old, admitted to have voted for Joe Biden

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, had no choice but to report these felonies to the proper authorities.  Sarkes first call was to the Orange Exalted Leader’s personal attorney, William Barr.  Sarkes was told to leave a message but to not expect a return call as Barr was booked up until January 20.  

Personal Attorney William Barr, working on his resume, was too busy to talk to Sarkes

Sarkes then called the head of the Orange Eminence’s Election Legal Team, Rudy (Rud the Dud) Giuliani.  Rud the Dud was busy getting a hair cut and dye but Sarkes was assured that Rudy would get back to Sarkes.

Rud the Dud would surely use this evidence to prove Massive, Uuuuuuge Voter Fraud

After those calls, Sarkes decided to appeal to the Highest Authority, and called the Orange Premier.  Sarkes was told that the Orange Commander in Tweets was watching Fox News, but would call Sarkes during a commercial break between Tucker Carlson and Sean O’Hannity.   

The Orange Nielsen has Split Screen capabilities so he can simultaneously watch Fox News AND One America News Network

True to his word, and when has the Orange Commandant ever lied to the American People, Sarkes received a call back.  A transcript of that call is next:

Sarkes:  Mr. President, thank you so much for calling me back.

Donald Trump:  Anytime Sarkes, I am extremely busy, but never too busy to call you.  What can I do for you.

Sarkes:  Well Mr. President, I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that I have indisputable evidence that the November Election was Rigged and Stolen from you. I have forwarded that information to the head of your Legal Team, Rudy Giuliani.

Donald Trump: That is good news Sarkes.  This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot. Very sad to say it, this election was rigged and we can’t let that happen. We can’t let it happen for our country. This election has to be turned around.

Donald Trump:  Thanks Sarkes, but what is the bad news?

Sarkes:  Well Mr. President, I regret to report that the main perpetrator is my sweet 3 year old Grandaughter, Addison Katz-Korkoian.  What I need is for you is to Pardon Addison.  She is too young to spend time in the Slammer and Sarkes commits to work with Addision to convert her to become a Great Conservative like you and Ronald Reagan.  I am asking for you to give Addison a break by giving her an unconditional Pardon.

Donald Trump:  Considerate done Sarkes.  I will get on it right away, well, after I watch Laura Ingraham tonight, she is one fine looking skit eh?  I am heading to my Virginia Golf resort tomorrow morning but someone should call you after that to confirm the Pardon.

Sarkes: Thanks Mr. President, see you soon at Mir-A-Lago.

The Orange Bird Dog would love to P-Grab Laura Ingraham
Sarkes and Trump at a recent Rally in Naples, FL

Special Edition, The 2nd Presidential Debate

Executive Summary:

–  The 2nd Presidential Debate is scheduled for Thursday, October 22

–  DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS JUNK TV

The 2nd Presidential Debate between the Orange Stable Genus and Sleepy Joe Biden will air on Thursday, October 22.  Sarkes warned you to NOT watch the 1st Debate but many of you disregarded Sarkeses Sage Advice and watched it any way.  Shame on you.  DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!!!!!

You should have listened to Sarkes, don’t screw up a second time

In an Award Winning Sarkes Corner posted on September 17, 2020 titled “Trump v Biden, The Presidential Debate” Sarkes predicted EXACTLY what would happen in the 1st Debate.  Of course, Sarkes was 1,000 Percent Correct.  DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!!!!!

Sarkes argues that NONE OF YOU are UNDECIDED, you know who will get your vote.  Heck, many of you have already voted.   So, why would you watch this garbage TV, WHY?  If, for some reason, you like to watch a Train Wreck, or 2 Septuagenarian interrupting and talking over each other, or other tragic events, you can get your instant gratification:

-If you have already voted for Trump or will be voting for Trump, watch Fox News Fair and Balanced or America One Network on Friday Morning.

-If you have already voted for Biden or will be voting for Biden, watch CNN and MSNBC on Friday Morning.

Sarkes will be watching Re Runs of Judge Judy (the Cased are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final).  But, Sarkes understands that some of you may not like Judge Judy.  So, watch Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Acorn, anything but this Stupid Debate. 

FINAL WARNING – DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THE 2ND DEBATE!!

Ronald McDonald and Ronald McDonald Donald both give the now famous 2 Thumbs Up
Bozo the Clown and Bozo Joe Biden both Football Fans, give the Touchdown Signal

The Fly?

Executive Summary:

  • During the Vice Presidential Debate Last Night, a Fly landed on the head of VP Pence
  • Was this really a Fly? Hmmmmm
How did a Fly get into this Controlled Environment?

Let the record show that Sarkes DID NOT watch the Vice Presidential Debate last night, but had a gaggle of Sarkes Corner reporters assigned to watch and report.  Sarkes pays his reporters so they have no say in their assignments.  On the other hand, Sarkes has choices, and decided to watch re-runs of Judge Judy instead of wasting time on watching the Debate.   Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final.

Judge Judy says that Losers choose to watch Political Debates instead of watching her dish out justice.  

During the Debate last night, the Vice Presidential candidates were in a serious moment when a Black Bug, which looked like a Fly, landed on Mike Pence’s thick, stark white hair. Most viewers’ attention then turned to the Fly, which rested in Pence’s hair for over 2 minutes, then flew away.

How could a Fly stay stuck in Pence’s Hair for 2 minutes, Brylcreem?

While on the surface, this might seemed like an innocent, humorous moment, it turns out that it was much much more.  

Sarkes has an Informant in the Trump / Pence Campaign Office, LEAKER.  Sarkes is fortunate that LEAKER is one of the few Trump / Pence Campaign Office Staffers WITHOUT having tested Positive for the Caronavirus.  

LEAKER does not have the Caronavirus like the rest of Trump’s staff …………. yet

LEAKER called Sarkes with startling, Breaking News.  LEAKER reported that the Secret Service has determined that the Black object stuck in Pence’s White Hair WAS NOT a Fly, rather it was a Mini Micro Drone!

Great Tech companies like Boeing are able to miniaturize Drones, obviously, some as small as a FLY

LEAKER told Sarkes that the Secret Service determined that the Mini Micro Drone was not stuck in Pence’s thick White Brylcreem laden hair, rather the Mini Micro Drone was injecting a foreign substance into the VP.  LEAKER told Sarkes that this explains why Pence continued to babble nonsense long after his time was up on the Debate Clock. 

Pence is not to be blamed for his long winded babbling, he was drugged

LEAKER then told Sarkes that the Secret Service wanted to take VP Pence to Walter Reed hospital, but was overridden by the Orange Physician who was quoted:  “Only Panty Wastes and Girly Boys go to a hospital.  I can’t believe that I let my Failed Medical Staff talk me into going to Walter Reed.  That won’t happen again, and for sure I won’t let Pence go and further embarrass  me.”

Don’t Blame the Secret Service, they tried
Trump is a Mans Man, stricken with Caronavirus, he don’t need no Stink’n Mask

Results of The Presidential Debate

Executive Summary:

– The first Presidential Debate was held on Tuesday, September 29

– How did Sarkes do in predicting the results?

The first Presidential Debate, between Slo Mo Jo Biden and the Orange Emperor Donald J. Trump, was held on Tuesday, September 29.   Sarkes refused to waste his time watching these Garbage TV debates.  Sarkes had no interest in watching two, old white guys yell and insult each other.   instead, Sarkes watched socially redeeming TV……reruns of Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Judgements are FINAL!

The past few seasons, Judge Judy sported a Ruth Bader Ginsberg Hair Do
Reruns of Judge Judy, or ANY TV, would be better than watching these Clowns

BUT, since Sarkes has a Fiduciary duty to Subscribers of Sarkes Corner, he provided a Summary of the Presidential Debate 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE DEBATE!

Sarkes had predicted:

If you watched FOX NEWS or ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK after the debate you will learn:

  • Donald J. Trump clearly won the Debate
  • Biden is a tool of the Radical Liberal Left
  • A Biden Presidency will turn America into a Socialist state
  • Biden will confiscate your Guns and Ammo
  • Under Biden, small business will close and millions laid off permanently
  • Biden has dementia 
  • Biden is easy on China
  • Biden will let Black Mobs invade the Suburbs and threaten White Women
  • Biden will empty the Prisons and Criminals will run rampant 
  • There will be riots and chaos in the streets if Biden gets elected
  • Biden is using the Caronavirus to Rig and Steal the November Election
  • Kamala Harris is not eligible to be VP, her parents were not US Citizens
According to Fox News and OAN, Trump was the clear winner of the Debate

If you watch CNN or MSNBC after the debate you will learn:

  • Joe Biden clearly won the Debate
  • Trump is a dismal failure and has failed to do his job
  • Trump throws gas on the fire, dividing America
  • Trump is Corrupt and unfit for office
  • Trump’s America is for the Rich White or Uneducated White
  • The GOP has become a Trump Booster Club without a Platform
  • Trump botched the Caronavirus killing 10s of thousands Americans
  • Trump calls our Military heroes Losers and Suckers
  • Trump is a serial lier and continues to lie to America
  • Trump embraces Americas enemies and has shunned our allies
  • Trump is a friend of the White Supremacist
  • Trump’s policies have driven our Record Debt and Deficits   
According to CNN and MSNBC, Biden was the clear winner of the Debate

So how did Sarkes do?  Sarkes selected 6 Sarkes Corner Staff Members, 3 Republicans and 3 Democrats, to watch the Debate between Sleepy Joe Biden and the Orange Pinocchio.  Sarkes tasked these 6 Staff Members to evaluate how well Sarkes predicted the results of the Debate.  All 6 Staff Members gave Sarkes an A+, an A+, reporting that Sarkeses prediction of the Debate was perfect, perfect.  

The Staff of Sarkes Corner are knowledgeable, dedicated, and the Best in the Business

“Many People Say” Sarkes, the evaluation of the Debate by your 6 Staff Members is tainted.  First, you paid them overtime, and, more importantly, your Staff are Puppets, Lemmings, Dodo birds, Shills, Stooges, Lackeys, Boot Lickers, Brownnoses, Yes Men, and Yes Women, who Kowtow to your every whim.  In fact, “Many People Say”, your staff is worse than Donald J. Trumps Cabinet and Staff.  

Sarkes vigorously states that this is Fake News, Fake News!  First, Donald J. Trumps Cabinet and Staff are the BENCHMARK for Puppets, Lemmings, Dodo birds, Shills, Stooges, Lackeys, Boot Lickers, Brownnoses, Yes Men, and Yes Women.

When it comes to Yes Men and Yes Women, Trumps Staff are the Best in History, History!

Secondly, Sarkes is a retired Boeing Executive.  Boeing Executives are recognized as the Best in the Business, Best in Class,  Managing using modern Management tools like Collaboration, Teamwork, Coordination, Collegial, Participative, and Coaching. Boeing Executives are not Bullies and DO NOT Lead thru fear and intimidation.  

Sarkes was part of an Elite Confederation….Boeing Executives

So, Sarkes deserves an A+ for predicting, 2 WEEKS IN ADVANCE, what would be said during the Trump Biden Debate.  Sarkes is 1,000 Percent Correct, Perfect, Perfecto, Did Nothing Wrong, Complete Exoneration, Complete Vindication, Case Closed.  

In full open kimono, Sarkes did say that one or both of these Septuagenarians might nod off due to the late starting time of the Debate.  Sarkeses Staff Members reported that both Bozo Joe Biden and Ronald McDonald Donald stayed awake during the entire Debate.

It was a miracle that these 2 Septuagenarian Clowns stayed awake during the Debate

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Santa Clarita, CA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at a High School in Santa Clarita, CA

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Santa Clarita, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Saugus High School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 2 people were murdered and 3 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Nathaniel Berhow, 16 years old.

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an .45 semi-automatic pistol.

When an AR-15 is not practical, the Mass Murderer in America prefers the .45 Caliber Semi-Automatic pistol

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) shot himself and is expected to die

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guards patrolling the halls at Saugus High School the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.

Vegan in Distress

Executive Summary:

– An Australian Vegan woman sued her neighbors for barbecuing in their backyard

– What, huh, um, uh oh, she did what?!

A Vegan woman has filed a suit against her neighbors after complaining about the smell of meat and fish emanating from their barbecues.

Australians love their Beef and Sausages on the Barbie, although a lot of smoke is generated

Australian Cilla Carden took her case to the Supreme Court of Western Australia, citing her neighbors’ barbecuing, smoking, children playing basketball, among other complaints. 

Australian Cilla Carden does not appreciate Chicken on the Barbie

Carden accused her neighbors of intentionally setting up these nuisances.

“It’s deliberate, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my backyard.”

The smell of Fish on the Barbie nauseates Vegan Carden

Carden had filed nearly 600 pages of documents in her appeal of the case.

Australian Courts were not convinced. A lower court threw out the case in February but Carden appealed.  Then, the Australian Supreme Court also rejected her claims dismissing the case.

Carden responded:  “I’m a good person. I just want peace and quiet.”  Carden intends to continue the legal fight but it is not clear what she is talking about since there is no court beyond the Australian Supreme Court. 

A spokesman for Outback Steakhouse said:  “While most Australians are carnivores and enjoy a great Steak or Chicken on the Barbie, Outback Steakhouse does cater to Vegans with our Bloom’n Onion offering”

Outback Steakhouse caters to meat loving Carnivores

The Bloom’n Onion at Outback Steakhouse is Vegan friendly

When questioned about this lawsuit, the Orange Sirloin Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 4:56AM

Australians love their Beef and the decision by the Australian Supreme Court will protect the rights of all meat eating Australians.  The Liberal Vegans are conducting a Witch Hunt.  Vegans are Beleaguered, Losers, Fools, Low Life, Low Energy, Climate Change Thugs.  

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 5:30AM

I need to check to see if I have imposed Tariffs on Australia.  If so, I will back off.  Any country that loves Beef as much as I do is doing the right thing.  I love Beef so much that I sell Trump Steaks.  Trump Steaks are Winners, the best Steaks of all time!!!  All I eat is Beef and I am the fittest President of all time.

The Orange Porterhouse loves his Beef and is in top shape, the fittest President in our History

GOP Politician Compares LGBT’s to the KKK

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes has connected the Dots where most do not see the Dots
  • The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange MLK

Sarkes must start this incredible story with a History Lesson for the young Sarkes Corner subscribers who may have the FALSE belief that all Americans have always had Equal Rights.

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 ended segregation in public places and banned employment discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin, which areoften referred to as “covered classes”.  

The LGBT community was NOT covered in the Civil Rights Act of 1964.  Currently, there is no federal law that explicitly prohibits discrimination against LGBT people.  This leaves it up to the individual states to pass laws to protect LGBT people from discrimination in public places and the workplace.  Only 22 states have enacted such legislation.

That’s where this incredible story starts.  West Virginia is currently considering an Anti-LGBT Discrimination Bill.  Rich Old White Man; GOP Lawmaker, Eric Porterfield, who represents West Virginia’s 27th district, has a history of anti-LGBT stances. But here, bigot Porterfield has out done himself.

West Virginia GOP State Legislator Eric Porterfield is a proud Bigot

During deliberations of the Anti-LGBT Discrimination Bill, Bigot Porterfield called the bill, which would include LGBT people as a protected class under West Virginia Human Rights Act, “bigoted,” “intolerant” and “discriminatory.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

Bigot Porterfield continued:  “The LGBT community is the most Socialist group in this country.  They do not protect gays. There are many gays they persecute if they do not line up with their social ideology.”   Bigot Porterfield has said that legislation for LGBT protections is a violation of free speech.

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

Reaction to Bigot Porterfield’s  comments was swift and from both Dems and GOPs. West Virginia House Democrats condemned Porterfield for his comments and called for him to resign.

But like the his hero, the Orange Counterpuncher, Bigot Porterfield Doubled Down on his comments.    Bigot Porterfield called his critics “brutal monsters” and called the LGBT community a “terrorist group.” He also compared them to the KKK, stating:  “The LGBTQ is a modern-day version of the Ku Klux Klan, without wearing hoods, with their antics of hate.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

A few days later, Bigot Porterfield Tripled Down.  During an interview with local TV station WVVA, Bigot Porterfield, proudly wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat, was asked what he would do if he had a son or daughter who was gay.

Einstein Porterfield answered:   “Well, I will address my daughter first. I would take her for a pedicure, I’d take her to get her nails done, and see if she could swim. If it was my son, I would probably take him hunting, I would take him fishing, then I’d see if he could swim.”

When asked to clarify these incredible statements, Bigot Porterfield answered:  “I just want to make sure they could swim.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

Bigot Porterfield proudly wears his MAGA hat, along with Cammo clothing, a fashion must for Trumps Base

As a proud GOP Law Maker in West Virginia, Bigot Porterfield was instrumental in killing a previous Bill that would have banned conversion therapy for LGBT minors.  His rational was that the Bill was a violation of free speech and called its supporters “bigoted and discriminatory.”  Like Vice President Pence, Bigot Porterfield believes that conversion therapy works. 

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

No, Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.  Our US Constitution gives all Americans the Right to have beliefs like Bigot Porterfield.  Heck, state Legislatures in Bright Red states are full of them.

The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange MLK.  Coincidence?  Sarkes thinks not.

Heat Sales are Down!

Executive Summary:

– The NRA, Gunmakers, and 2nd Amendment Zealots are grappling with slumping Heat Sales and a shift in Heat Politics. 

Thanks to neighbor George Taylor for this story about a negative economic indicator, the Sale of Heat.

The NRA, Gunmakers and 2nd Amendment Zealots were doing High 5’s and Deep Knee Bends with the election of the Orange Rifleman as President, along with a GOP Senate and House.  

The NRA, Gunmakers and 2nd Amendment Zealots had laid out their top Political priorities for the Heat industry and were confident that these would be enacted with the GOP monopoly of our Government.  These priorities included:

The Orange Rifleman packs Heat

BUT, instead of increased sales of Heat, an economic phenomena called the “Trump Slump” has occurred.   Heat Sales have been plummeting since the Orange Lugar took office.   

  • making it legal to carry concealed weapons in all 50 states
  • legalizing the use of “Silencers” 
  • protecting our God Given and Constitutional right to own and use Semi-Automatic assault weapons with Uuuuuuge ammo clips
  • Minimizing Government Interference by stopping the expansion of Background Checks to buy Heat.

Gary Ramey, owner of Heat Maker Honor Defense, says the mood at last year’s SHOT Show, which stands for Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade, was subdued. He’s expecting the same this year.

Ramey explains:  “There was no one to beat up. You didn’t have President Obama to put up in PowerPoint and say ‘He’s the best gun salesman, look what he’s doing to our country.  “Numbers are down,” he added. “You can’t deny it. 

The record shows that Heat and Ammo Sales hit record levels during the 8 years of the Obama Presidency.

President Obama, the Top Heat Salesman in History, History.

The National Shooting Sports Foundation’s SHOT Show has been held annually for more than four decades. This year more than 60,000 will attend the event.  There are 13 miles of aisles featuring products from more than 1,700 companies.  Participants will be wearing enough Cammo Clothing to outfit the army of a 3rd World Country.  Sarkes wonders what the Founding Fathers would have done differently if they had a crystal ball and could see the SHOT Show.  Alas, we will never know.  

What’s new in Packing Heat?  Go to the SHOT Show in Las Vegas

The Orange Snipper’s campaign was bolstered by $30 million donation from the NRA and when the Golden Gunman took office, the industry had hoped that a bevy of gun rights legislation would be enacted. The Orange Marksman’s administration quickly nixed an Obama-imposed rule that made it more difficult for disabled people to purchase and possess firearms.

The NRA supports the Disabled Packing Semi-Automatic Assault Weapons.

Alas, the euphoria did not last long.  In addition to plummeting Heat Sales and the lack of movement of the NRA’s Political Agenda, the NRA is having Uuuuuuuuge financial difficulties.  The NRA said it may no longer be able to produce its magazines, run its video streaming service, donate to Republican campaigns, or hold rallies.  The NRA blames Liberal New York Governor Andrew Cuomo for enacting discriminating legislation Targeted (pun intended) at putting the NRA out of business. 

Sarkes does not only report on issues, but also offers solutions.  If the NRA, Gunmakers, and 2nd Amendment Zealots are really interested in returning Heat Sales to the levels of their Glory days, they need to convince the Orange Triggerman to hire President Obama as his “Gun Czar”.  While the Golden Sharpshooter will be criticized by Ann Coulter, Steve Bannon, Sean O’Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh, Heat Sales will Soar, Soar.  

Gun Sales will Soar under new Gun Czar Obama

Wrestling While Black

Executive Summary:

This is the 5th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black” and “Cashing a Check While Black”.

In this edition, “Wrestling While Black” describes another head-shaking, blatant demonstration of racism perpetrated by yet another old white man.

Thanks again to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Special Correspondent David Shep Schepers for his under-covering reporting of yet another example of Blacks being Black in America today.

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, aren’t you blowing this Being Black in America series out of proportion? Is this sour grapes because you are a Brown man? Why don’t you publish a series on discrimination against Whites by the Black Man, Brown Man, Yellow Man, or Red Man?

Sarkes, a Truth Machine and Fair and Balanced, has plans on a series Being White in America based on discrimination against Whites. But, to date, Sarkes Corner researchers have yet to find any worthy stories.

But back on point.

A Black High School wrestler had his dreadlocks cut off minutes before his match after a White referee told him to lose the hairstyle or forfeit the competition. What, Huh, Ummmm, Uh Oh, are you kidding me!

Black Wrestler Andrew Johnson had his Dreadlocks cut off

A local reporter tweeted a video of Buena Regional High School Black Wrestler Andrew Johnson getting his hair cut court-side. He went on to win Wednesday’s match, but appeared visibly distraught. Black Wrestler Johnson had a cover over his Dreadlocks, but White referee Alan Maloney said that wouldn’t do. Black Wrestler Johnson, motivated to help his team, made the decision to have his Dreadlocks cut.

Black Wrestler Johnson after winning the match along with Racist Referee Maloney, an award moment for sure

New Jersey’s Interscholastic Athletic Association said in a statement they are recommending Maloney not be assigned to any event until the matter has been reviewed more thoroughly. This is another case of closing the gate after the racist horses have left the Corral.

New Jersey’s Athletic Association left the gate to the Racist Corral open and the Racist horses bolted

White Man Maloney is a serial racist as he came under fire in 2016 for using a racial slur against a black referee. At a private gathering between officials at a condominium, Maloney poked Black referee Preston Hamilton in the chest and used a racial slur during an argument over homemade wine. Apparently Racist White Man Maloney believed that a Black Man only knows about Malt Liquor, not Wine.

White Racist Referee Alan Maloney says he did nothing wrong, he is not a racist

White Racist Referee Alan Maloney argued with a Black Man about Wine

White Man Maloney said the ordeal is being blown out of proportion, that he was simply following rules, and he is NOT A RACIST. Of course, like P-Grabbers, Racists in America today claim that they have done nothing wrong.

Now what about the rules in New Jersey? In New Jersey, Wrestlers are allowed to wear legal hair covers during matches. If a wrestler’s hair in its natural state extends below the earlobe on the sides or touches the top of a normal shirt, it’s required to be secured in a hair cover. So, Black Wrestler Johnson was following the rules.

Sarkes Analysis:

Sarkes questions why Black Wrestler Johnson’s COACH, a White Man, did not know that Black Wrestler Johnson’s Dreadlocks WERE NOT in violation of New Jersey Athletic Association rules.

Sarkes questions why Black Wrestler Johnson’s COACH, a White Man, allowed Black Wrestler Johnson to have his Dreadlocks cut off and did not insist that his Wrestler forfeit the match. Sarkes can only conclude that Winning was everything to this White Wrestling COACH.

It’s clear that Old White Man Maloney is a serial racist who had been flying under the radar, but now, in America today, White Racists have been empowered by the Orange Grand Wizzard, and have come out from under their rocks to openly spew their racism.

Gardening While Black

Executive Summary:

– This is the 3rd in the Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black” and “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”.

– In this edition, “Gardening While Black”, almost landed a Detroit Black Man in the Hoosegow.

Sarkes has stumbled on a series of news stories that just might be the catalyst for Sarkes being award the prestigious Nobel Prize in Literature. As you know, Sarkes has been stiffed and should have received the Nobel Prize years ago.

This new series is called “XXXX While Black in America”. The series focuses on Black Americans being in the Right place at the wrong time, that is, in places where White Americans do not expect to see Black Americans.

For nearly two years, a Black Man, Marc Peeples, tilled an overgrown park in a half-abandoned Detroit neighborhood into a tiny urban farm, filling the earth with the seeds of kale and spinach and radishes.

Black Man Marc Peeples

During this time, Black Man Peeples, 32, was the subject of dozens of calls to the Police — the allegations growing more serious with each call. The calls to Police where made by two White Women, Martha Callahan and Deborah Nash, who lived on a street facing the park.

Black Man Peeples said he returned to the neighborhood where he grew up to create a garden that could help feed residents and teach children about urban horticulture — a personal redemptive mission after three years in prison on drug charges. He was giving back to the Community.

Gardening While Black in Detroit

The White Women were not deterred. They continued to call Police with ever more serious accusations. The White Women complained that Black Man Peeples had terrorized the neighborhood by repeatedly threatening to burn down their houses and ordering them to leave because they were white. The White Woman also accused Black Man Peoples of illegally painting trees and vandalizing houses. And in the most serious allegation, the White Women falsely accused Black Man Peoples of sexual misconduct.

Man Peeples was arrested and went to trial. Alas, a judge intervened and dismissed the case against him. State District Judge E. Lynise Bryant threw the charges out at the trial, calling them fabricated and rooted in racism.
Black Man Peeples Lawyer, Robert Burton-Harris said: “At the heart of this case is a kind of inseparable mix of race and power. These women had their own plans for the park. They knew they could use the police as their own personal henchman to get him removed from this area just based on their allegations.”

After the verdict, White Women Nash said: “I am not a racist. I was all for the garden and even helped with supplies at first, but he threatened me several times, in person to my face, that I needed to leave my neighborhood or I would be put out one way or another”

White Woman Martha Callahan – I am NOT a Racists!

White Woman Deborah Nash – I am NOT a Racists!

Sarkes has seen a common thread in these “XXXX” While Black in America” cases. The White People claim that they were not racist. Hmmmmmmmmm