– An Australian Vegan woman sued her neighbors for barbecuing in their backyard
– What, huh, um, uh oh, she did what?!
A Vegan woman has filed a suit against her neighbors after complaining about the smell of meat and fish emanating from their barbecues.
Australian Cilla Carden took her case to the Supreme Court of Western Australia, citing her neighbors’ barbecuing, smoking, children playing basketball, among other complaints.
Carden accused her neighbors of intentionally setting up these nuisances.
“It’s deliberate, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my backyard.”
Carden had filed nearly 600 pages of documents in her appeal of the case.
Australian Courts were not convinced. A lower court threw out the case in February but Carden appealed. Then, the Australian Supreme Court also rejected her claims dismissing the case.
Carden responded: “I’m a good person. I just want peace and quiet.” Carden intends to continue the legal fight but it is not clear what she is talking about since there is no court beyond the Australian Supreme Court.
A spokesman for Outback Steakhouse said: “While most Australians are carnivores and enjoy a great Steak or Chicken on the Barbie, Outback Steakhouse does cater to Vegans with our Bloom’n Onion offering”
When questioned about this lawsuit, the Orange Sirloin Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 4:56AM
Australians love their Beef and the decision by the Australian Supreme Court will protect the rights of all meat eating Australians. The Liberal Vegans are conducting a Witch Hunt. Vegans are Beleaguered, Losers, Fools, Low Life, Low Energy, Climate Change Thugs.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 5:30AM
I need to check to see if I have imposed Tariffs on Australia. If so, I will back off. Any country that loves Beef as much as I do is doing the right thing. I love Beef so much that I sell Trump Steaks. Trump Steaks are Winners, the best Steaks of all time!!! All I eat is Beef and I am the fittest President of all time.
Sarkes has connected the Dots where most do not see the Dots
The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange MLK
Sarkes must start this incredible story with a History Lesson for the young Sarkes Corner subscribers who may have the FALSE belief that all Americans have always had Equal Rights.
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 ended segregation in public places and banned employment discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin, which areoften referred to as “covered classes”.
The LGBT community was NOT covered in the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Currently, there is no federal law that explicitly prohibits discrimination against LGBT people. This leaves it up to the individual states to pass laws to protect LGBT people from discrimination in public places and the workplace. Only 22 states have enacted such legislation.
That’s where this incredible story starts. West Virginia is currently considering an Anti-LGBT Discrimination Bill. Rich Old White Man; GOP Lawmaker, Eric Porterfield, who represents West Virginia’s 27th district, has a history of anti-LGBT stances. But here, bigot Porterfield has out done himself.
During deliberations of the Anti-LGBT Discrimination Bill, Bigot Porterfield called the bill, which would include LGBT people as a protected class under West Virginia Human Rights Act, “bigoted,” “intolerant” and “discriminatory.”
Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?
Bigot Porterfield continued: “The LGBT community is the most Socialist group in this country. They do not protect gays. There are many gays they persecute if they do not line up with their social ideology.” Bigot Porterfield has said that legislation for LGBT protections is a violation of free speech.
Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?
Reaction to Bigot Porterfield’s comments was swift and from both Dems and GOPs. West Virginia House Democrats condemned Porterfield for his comments and called for him to resign.
But like the his hero, the Orange Counterpuncher, Bigot Porterfield Doubled Down on his comments. Bigot Porterfield called his critics “brutal monsters” and called the LGBT community a “terrorist group.” He also compared them to the KKK, stating: “The LGBTQ is a modern-day version of the Ku Klux Klan, without wearing hoods, with their antics of hate.”
Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?
A few days later, Bigot Porterfield Tripled Down. During an interview with local TV station WVVA, Bigot Porterfield, proudly wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat, was asked what he would do if he had a son or daughter who was gay.
Einstein Porterfield answered: “Well, I will address my daughter first. I would take her for a pedicure, I’d take her to get her nails done, and see if she could swim. If it was my son, I would probably take him hunting, I would take him fishing, then I’d see if he could swim.”
When asked to clarify these incredible statements, Bigot Porterfield answered: “I just want to make sure they could swim.”
Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?
As a proud GOP Law Maker in West Virginia, Bigot Porterfield was instrumental in killing a previous Bill that would have banned conversion therapy for LGBT minors. His rational was that the Bill was a violation of free speech and called its supporters “bigoted and discriminatory.” Like Vice President Pence, Bigot Porterfield believes that conversion therapy works.
Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?
No, Sarkes cannot make this stuff up. Our US Constitution gives all Americans the Right to have beliefs like Bigot Porterfield. Heck, state Legislatures in Bright Red states are full of them.
The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange MLK. Coincidence? Sarkes thinks not.
– The NRA, Gunmakers, and 2nd Amendment Zealots are grappling with slumping Heat Sales and a shift in Heat Politics.
Thanks to neighbor George Taylor for this story about a negative economic indicator, the Sale of Heat.
The NRA, Gunmakers and 2nd Amendment Zealots were doing High 5’s and Deep Knee Bends with the election of the Orange Rifleman as President, along with a GOP Senate and House.
The NRA, Gunmakers and 2nd Amendment Zealots had laid out their top Political priorities for the Heat industry and were confident that these would be enacted with the GOP monopoly of our Government. These priorities included:
BUT, instead of increased sales of Heat, an economic phenomena called the “Trump Slump” has occurred. Heat Sales have been plummeting since the Orange Lugar took office.
making it legal to carry concealed weapons in all 50 states
legalizing the use of “Silencers”
protecting our God Given and Constitutional right to own and use Semi-Automatic assault weapons with Uuuuuuge ammo clips
Minimizing Government Interference by stopping the expansion of Background Checks to buy Heat.
Gary Ramey, owner of Heat Maker Honor Defense, says the mood at last year’s SHOT Show, which stands for Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade, was subdued. He’s expecting the same this year.
Ramey explains: “There was no one to beat up. You didn’t have President Obama to put up in PowerPoint and say ‘He’s the best gun salesman, look what he’s doing to our country. “Numbers are down,” he added. “You can’t deny it.
The record shows that Heat and Ammo Sales hit record levels during the 8 years of the Obama Presidency.
The National Shooting Sports Foundation’s SHOT Show has been held annually for more than four decades. This year more than 60,000 will attend the event. There are 13 miles of aisles featuring products from more than 1,700 companies. Participants will be wearing enough Cammo Clothing to outfit the army of a 3rd World Country. Sarkes wonders what the Founding Fathers would have done differently if they had a crystal ball and could see the SHOT Show. Alas, we will never know.
The Orange Snipper’s campaign was bolstered by $30 million donation from the NRA and when the Golden Gunman took office, the industry had hoped that a bevy of gun rights legislation would be enacted. The Orange Marksman’s administration quickly nixed an Obama-imposed rule that made it more difficult for disabled people to purchase and possess firearms.
Alas, the euphoria did not last long. In addition to plummeting Heat Sales and the lack of movement of the NRA’s Political Agenda, the NRA is having Uuuuuuuuge financial difficulties. The NRA said it may no longer be able to produce its magazines, run its video streaming service, donate to Republican campaigns, or hold rallies. The NRA blames Liberal New York Governor Andrew Cuomo for enacting discriminating legislation Targeted (pun intended) at putting the NRA out of business.
Sarkes does not only report on issues, but also offers solutions. If the NRA, Gunmakers, and 2nd Amendment Zealots are really interested in returning Heat Sales to the levels of their Glory days, they need to convince the Orange Triggerman to hire President Obama as his “Gun Czar”. While the Golden Sharpshooter will be criticized by Ann Coulter, Steve Bannon, Sean O’Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh, Heat Sales will Soar, Soar.
This is the 5th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black” and “Cashing a Check While Black”.
In this edition, “Wrestling While Black” describes another head-shaking, blatant demonstration of racism perpetrated by yet another old white man.
Thanks again to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Special Correspondent David Shep Schepers for his under-covering reporting of yet another example of Blacks being Black in America today.
“Many People Say”, Sarkes, aren’t you blowing this Being Black in America series out of proportion? Is this sour grapes because you are a Brown man? Why don’t you publish a series on discrimination against Whites by the Black Man, Brown Man, Yellow Man, or Red Man?
Sarkes, a Truth Machine and Fair and Balanced, has plans on a series Being White in America based on discrimination against Whites. But, to date, Sarkes Corner researchers have yet to find any worthy stories.
But back on point.
A Black High School wrestler had his dreadlocks cut off minutes before his match after a White referee told him to lose the hairstyle or forfeit the competition. What, Huh, Ummmm, Uh Oh, are you kidding me!
A local reporter tweeted a video of Buena Regional High School Black Wrestler Andrew Johnson getting his hair cut court-side. He went on to win Wednesday’s match, but appeared visibly distraught. Black Wrestler Johnson had a cover over his Dreadlocks, but White referee Alan Maloney said that wouldn’t do. Black Wrestler Johnson, motivated to help his team, made the decision to have his Dreadlocks cut.
New Jersey’s Interscholastic Athletic Association said in a statement they are recommending Maloney not be assigned to any event until the matter has been reviewed more thoroughly. This is another case of closing the gate after the racist horses have left the Corral.
White Man Maloney is a serial racist as he came under fire in 2016 for using a racial slur against a black referee. At a private gathering between officials at a condominium, Maloney poked Black referee Preston Hamilton in the chest and used a racial slur during an argument over homemade wine. Apparently Racist White Man Maloney believed that a Black Man only knows about Malt Liquor, not Wine.
White Man Maloney said the ordeal is being blown out of proportion, that he was simply following rules, and he is NOT A RACIST. Of course, like P-Grabbers, Racists in America today claim that they have done nothing wrong.
Now what about the rules in New Jersey? In New Jersey, Wrestlers are allowed to wear legal hair covers during matches. If a wrestler’s hair in its natural state extends below the earlobe on the sides or touches the top of a normal shirt, it’s required to be secured in a hair cover. So, Black Wrestler Johnson was following the rules.
Sarkes questions why Black Wrestler Johnson’s COACH, a White Man, did not know that Black Wrestler Johnson’s Dreadlocks WERE NOT in violation of New Jersey Athletic Association rules.
Sarkes questions why Black Wrestler Johnson’s COACH, a White Man, allowed Black Wrestler Johnson to have his Dreadlocks cut off and did not insist that his Wrestler forfeit the match. Sarkes can only conclude that Winning was everything to this White Wrestling COACH.
It’s clear that Old White Man Maloney is a serial racist who had been flying under the radar, but now, in America today, White Racists have been empowered by the Orange Grand Wizzard, and have come out from under their rocks to openly spew their racism.
– This is the 3rd in the Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black” and “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”.
– In this edition, “Gardening While Black”, almost landed a Detroit Black Man in the Hoosegow.
Sarkes has stumbled on a series of news stories that just might be the catalyst for Sarkes being award the prestigious Nobel Prize in Literature. As you know, Sarkes has been stiffed and should have received the Nobel Prize years ago.
This new series is called “XXXX While Black in America”. The series focuses on Black Americans being in the Right place at the wrong time, that is, in places where White Americans do not expect to see Black Americans.
For nearly two years, a Black Man, Marc Peeples, tilled an overgrown park in a half-abandoned Detroit neighborhood into a tiny urban farm, filling the earth with the seeds of kale and spinach and radishes.
During this time, Black Man Peeples, 32, was the subject of dozens of calls to the Police — the allegations growing more serious with each call. The calls to Police where made by two White Women, Martha Callahan and Deborah Nash, who lived on a street facing the park.
Black Man Peeples said he returned to the neighborhood where he grew up to create a garden that could help feed residents and teach children about urban horticulture — a personal redemptive mission after three years in prison on drug charges. He was giving back to the Community.
The White Women were not deterred. They continued to call Police with ever more serious accusations. The White Women complained that Black Man Peeples had terrorized the neighborhood by repeatedly threatening to burn down their houses and ordering them to leave because they were white. The White Woman also accused Black Man Peoples of illegally painting trees and vandalizing houses. And in the most serious allegation, the White Women falsely accused Black Man Peoples of sexual misconduct.
Man Peeples was arrested and went to trial. Alas, a judge intervened and dismissed the case against him. State District Judge E. Lynise Bryant threw the charges out at the trial, calling them fabricated and rooted in racism.
Black Man Peeples Lawyer, Robert Burton-Harris said: “At the heart of this case is a kind of inseparable mix of race and power. These women had their own plans for the park. They knew they could use the police as their own personal henchman to get him removed from this area just based on their allegations.”
After the verdict, White Women Nash said: “I am not a racist. I was all for the garden and even helped with supplies at first, but he threatened me several times, in person to my face, that I needed to leave my neighborhood or I would be put out one way or another”
Sarkes has seen a common thread in these “XXXX” While Black in America” cases. The White People claim that they were not racist. Hmmmmmmmmm
– Jeff Sessions ridicules child separation Critics, Liberals, and the Fake News Media, as ‘“lunatic fringe” living in “gated communities”
– Sessions got this one wrong.
Editorial Note: This Sarkes Corner was scheduled to be published on Thursday, August 30, but has been brought forward. Sarkeses “man on the street” in Washington, DC, Ashook Agrawal, has information that the Orange Sacker is going to Fire Jeff Sessions any day now.
After saying that Obama made them separate immigrant children from their parents, the Orange Emperor said that his hands were tied and that congress must fix the problem. Later the Golden ICE Agent took charge and signed an Executive Order to stop separating children from their criminal parents on the Border.
But after that, with every interview with Sarah Sanders, Kirstjen Nielsen, and Jeff Sessions, it seemed that the American People were getting the old smoke and mirrors, shell game, conflicting explanations.
Trying to clear this all up for the American People, Jeff Sessions tried out a new approach to explaining the Children Separation issue:
Sessions attacked the Progressive Liberals and Fake News Media: “These same people live in gated communities, many of them, and are featured at events where you have to have an ID to even come in.”
Sessions continued: “They like a little security around themselves, and if you try to scale the fence, believe me, they’ll be even too happy to have you arrested and separated from your children.”
Sorry Jeff, you got this one wrong. Very few Progressive Liberals and Fake News Media live in Gated Communities. In fact, most upscale Gated Communities are so expensive that only Old, White, Rich, Americans, i.e., Conservative Republicans, live there. Maybe the Orange Dotard is justified calling you Mr. Magoo. Young Subscribers to Sarkes Corner need to Google “Mr. Magoo” for details.
Jeff Sessions, listen and learn. Sarkes will use his own Gated, Guarded, Community in Bonita Springs, Fl, Spring Run in the Brooks, as an example.
– Spring Run in the Brooks has 845 homes. It is estimated that less than 3% of these homes are inhabited by Liberals. And, 3% may be inflating the numbers, like Obama inflated the Economic indicators during his presidency. Finding a Liberal in Spring Run in the Brooks is like finding a Needle in a Hay Stack
– Yes, Spring Run in the Brooks is gated and has guards, but if the Poor attempt to Breech the walls of Spring Run, our guards will call the Lee County Sheriffs who will apprehend the Perps. The Lee County Sheriffs will typically not arrest the Perps and, for sure, will not separate them from their children.
Sarkes wonders if we can trust anyone in the Orange Pinocchio’s Cabinet and Staff for the truth? In Southwest Florida, you won’t find a Liberal (except a few tokens) or Fake News Media in our Gated, Guarded, Golf Course communities. So Jeff, get your facts straight.