The Porous Border Wall

Executive Summary:

  • In recent months, Smuggling Gangs in Mexico have been able to breach NEW sections of Orange Traffic Cones big, beautiful, border wall
  • Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are still Invading America 

Thanks to St. Louis friend and retired Boeing Chief Engineer, Dr. Deno Renieri for this story about the Porous Border Wall.  Dr. Renieri is an expert in Material Science and understands the vulnerability of our Border Wall.

US Border Patrol Agents report that smugglers have been using reciprocating saws to cut through the steel and concrete portions of the Orange Julius’ big, beautiful, wall, creating openings wide enough for Mexican Drugs, Rapists, and Criminals to be smuggled into the United States.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are using these saws to breech the big, beautiful wall

Border Patrol Agents report that the reciprocal saws can cut through the wall in a matter of minutes. Army Corp of Engineers report that because of the height of the wall, which are between 18 to 30 feet tall, it’s easier to cut thru the wall than go over the top.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals buy their saws at Home Depot and make clean cuts thru the big, beautiful, wall

When questioned about these breaches, the Orange Bull Horn said that he hadn’t heard reports about cutting through the border wall, but, he added, “you can cut through anything.”

“We have a very powerful wall, but no matter how powerful, you can cut through anything, in all fairness.  But we have a lot of people watching.  Cutting is one thing, but it’s easily fixed. One of the reasons we did it the way we did it, it’s very easily fixed. You put the chunk back in. But we have a very powerful wall. But you can cut through any wall.”

The Orange Nehi is not concerned about the wall breaches as they can easily be repaired

Matthew Leas, a spokesman for Customs and Border Protection and a loyal Stooge to the Orange Ameba, said: “Any characteristic that the wall is not working is ridiculous. The wall is working.”  When a breach is detected, a welding crew is sent to fix the opening, the newspaper reported.

Mexican Smugglers, Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals also hide a breach in the barrier, by returning the cut in the wall to its original position, and using putty to make it look like the hole has been fixed, so that they can keep using that opening.  The Mexicans have these skills as they have been doing body work on their old, dilapidated, cars for years.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals use their Auto Body repair skills to hide the breaches in the big, beautiful, wall

Border Patrol Agents report that despite fixing and welding the damaged wall, Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals return to the same spot because the metal and the concrete at the wall’s cores have already been weakened.  Materials expert Dr. Renieri validated that once the wall has been breached, it loses its mechanical properties and is much easier to breach again.  Dr. Renieri may be retired from Boeing but is still recognized as an Industry Leader and expert in Material Sciences. 

Dr. Deno Renieri is a retired Chief Engineer at Boeing and knows the Science behind the Material that makes up the Failed, big, beautiful, wall

So, while the Orange Pulp’s Border Wall may be big and beautiful, Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are still invading America.

The Big, Beautiful, wall is not stopping the Invasion of America

Climate Change Logically Explained

Executive Summary:

– One of the first Conservative principles Sarkes (a Recovering Liberal) embraced was that Climate Change is a hoax and a conspiracy spread by Self-Serving Scientists and Liberal Politicians.

– For the first time, the Climate Change Conspiracy, has been logically explained by GOP Alabama Conservative Representative Mo Brooks.

Sarkeses eyes have been opened as he makes the transition from an ignorant, Recovering Liberal, to a Great Trumpian Conservative. Sarkeses Florida neighbors have been coaching Sarkes as he travels the Orange Brick Road to become a Proud, Card Carrying Conservative. It’s as if Sarkeses has emerged from the dark, dense, Forrest of Liberalism and has emerged into the bright, sunny, open meadow of Conservatism.

But Sarkes digresses, back to the Climate Change hoax. For the first time, the Climate Change Conspiracy has been logically explained by Alabama Conservative Representative Mo Brooks.

Scientists say April 2018 marked the planet’s 400th consecutive month with above-average temperatures. At at a hearing held last week by the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, on how technology can be used to address climate change, Rep. Mo Brooks, R-Ala offered an alternative reason for the rise in Sea Levels.

Mo Brooks is uniquely qualified to discuss Climate Change. Sarkeses new Man Mo graduated from Duke University with a double major in political science and economics. Mo Brooks is yet another example of why Conservatives are much higher up the Intelligence Food Chain than Ignorant Liberals. Mo does not let Science get in the way of a logical explanation on this Liberal hoax called Climate Change.

Mo Brooks explained that rising Ocean levels are the result of Rocks and Boulders falling into Rivers, Lakes, and Oceans. Mo claims that rising Ocean levels are really the result of natural Erosion.

Sarkes new Man Mo explains: ”Every single year that we’re on Earth, you have huge tons of silt deposited by the Mississippi River, by the Amazon River, by the Nile, by every major river system — and for that matter, creeks, all the way down to the smallest systems, and every time you have that soil or rock whatever that is deposited into the seas, that forces the sea levels to rise. Because now you’ve got less space in those oceans because the bottom is moving up.” 

Thanks Mo, finally an explanation that makes sense. Sarkes is now a firm believer that real Scientists get in the way of the Truth, and it takes a Street Smart, Common Sense, analysis, like that provided by Mo Brooks, to get to the Truth on Climate Change.

Sarkes warns the Subscribers of Sarkes Corner, every time you throw a rock into a river or skip a rock over a lake, YOU are contributing to Climate Change. So, STOP IT.

A Family Contributing to Rising Sea Levels

US Representative Mo Brooks, (R) Alabama and Climate Change Expert

Mo Brooks explaining Climate Change to the Orange Environmentalist

Mo Brooks doing Climate Change Research at Mir-A-Lago

Sarkes Corner – Childbirth Blamed on Chinese Food

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida woman mistakes her 37-week pregnancy on bad Chinese food 

See the story below from the USA Today.

Oh, where to start. Sarkeses Florida neighbors never cease to amaze.

Cracker Crystal Gail Amerson, 29, of Pensacola, FL woke up around 4 am with stomach pains which she self-diagnosed as food poisoning from eating General Tso’s Chinese food the night before.  It is unclear if the General Tso’s eaten by Cracker Amerson was Chicken, Shrimp, Beef, Pork or Happy Family.  

Alas, Cracker Amerson did not have food poisoning from eating General Tso’s Chinese food, she was actually in the process of delivering a baby.  Later, Cracker Amerson revealed that her Fortune Cookie fortune after eating her General Tso’s Chinese food was:  “The greatest danger could be your stupidity.”

Thankfully, her baby boy was delivered with no issues although the Delivery Room nurses said that they thought they detected the smell of Soy Sauce after the birth.

Sarkes pondered, who is General Two?  Sarkeses Crack Investigative reporters found that General Tso was a real person. Tso Tsungtang was a war hero who served with brilliant distinction during China’s civil war, the Taiping Rebellion (1850-1864), which claimed millions of lives over 14 years. Tso’s ruthlessness was legendary, causing many thousands to emigrate from China. Those who came to America largely worked on the Transcontinental Railroad, which was completed in 1869.  There is no definitive record as to why there is a Chinese Food entree named for General Tso, but if General Tso was as ruthless as claimed, it may have to do with the Gastric disruptions that result after eating General Tso’s Chinese food. 

But Sarkes digresses, back on point. 

Cracker Amerson claims that she had no idea that she was pregnant.  She claimed:

  • she did not have morning sickness
  • she did not notice any meaningful weight gain
  • she had a previous childbirth and would have known
  • she wears scrubs at work so no-one would have noticed 

It is well known that Sarkes could pass the Bar in any state having watched Judge Judy for over 21 years.  Sarkes maintains a high Legal Acumen. 

It is NOT as well known that Sarkes could practice medicine in any state as he has over 40 years of watching great Medical shows like:  St. Elsewhere, Marcus Welby MD, Emergency, M.A.S.H, Quincy, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Dr. Kildare, and Ben Casey.  Face it, if Doogie Howser could practice medicine, how hard can it be.  

Sarkeses Medical Acumen rivals his niece, Dr. Kristen Mamelian Ledbetter, who went to Medical School for 7 years at a cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

But Sarkes digresses yet again, back on point.

Sarkes concludes that Cracker Amerson must be a robust, plus size, Cracker woman.  That can be the only logical explanation why she did not realize that she was pregnant.  

It is a well know fact that the Robust Florida Cracker does not embrace a well balanced, healthy diet.  The Robust Florida Cracker embraces Fast Food Hamburgers, Chinese Food, and anything that they kill during a Hunt.  

From the USA TODAY:

Florida woman mistakes 37-week pregnancy for bad Chinese food

PENSACOLA, Fla. — A Florida woman gave new meaning to the term “food baby” over the weekend.

Crystal Gail Amerson, 29, of Pensacola said she woke up around 4 a.m. Sunday with stomach pains that had her running back and forth between the bathroom and bedroom for more than an hour.

“I had Chinese food the night before and I kind of figured maybe I had food poisoning or something like that,” Amerson said.

But it turned out there was nothing wrong with the General Tso’s chicken Amerson ate the previous night. Unbeknownst to her, she was actually 37 weeks pregnant and was on the verge of giving birth to her second son.

“The stomach pains were just excruciating and I could hardly move,” Amerson said. “I think it was about 6:30 (a.m.) when (the ambulance) got there. … It escalated so quickly that I was having contractions and we figured out kind of what was going on because at first we really didn’t know what was going on.”

So how was it possible that Amerson didn’t realize she was pregnant?

Amerson had already been through one pregnancy but said she was never the type to feel a lot of the symptoms typically aligned with pregnancy, such as morning sickness. She also said she didn’t notice much weight gain.

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“I gained a little bit of weight, but I think with my first baby I didn’t notice either,” Amerson said. “I never gained that pregnancy shape, really. And then I wear scrubs to work because I work at a retirement home for Alzheimer’s and dementia patients. So I guess the way they fit me as well, it was hard to notice anything or tell anything.”

As for the Chinese food, Great China restaurant won’t be receiving a negative Yelp review. It was a false alarm, Great China, you’re good.

Regardless, Amerson said she thinks she’ll lay off the Chinese for a while.

“That’s what I was telling my mother-in-law, I think I’m traumatized from Chinese food,” Amerson said. “I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to look at it the same way again.”