The USA is Being Invaded

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Fuhrer warns us that America is being INVADED by Immigrants
– Boeing is ready to repel this INVASION of Immigrants

On his way to his Virginia Trump International Golf course Sunday for another great round of golf, the Orange Duffer warned America that we are being invaded by Thousands, Thousands, of Immigrants seeking asylum along with the Thousands of Illegal Mexican Rapists and Criminals.

The Golden Goose-stepper said: “We cannot allow all of these people to invade our Country”. The Orange Field Marshall went on to say that “When somebody comes in, we must immediately, with no Judges or Court Cases, bring them back from where they came.”

Make no mistake, the INVASION of our country should never be taken lightly. The Gold Chieftain, the strongest President we have had since Co-Conservative Ronald Reagan, is not taking this INVASION lightly.

Unfortunately, the Orange Eminence’s hands are tied by our Constitution, Obstructionist Dems, and RINOs. The Golden Luminary has only one path to save America, and that is to declare Marshall Law. By declaring Marshall Law, the Orange 6 Star General can:
– suspend the Constitution
– eliminate Due Process of Law
– deploy our massive military to the Southern Border to stop this unprecedented INVASION by Criminal Mexicans, El Salvadorians, Hondurans, and other Brown Evil Doers from South and Central America
– appropriate funds to build a great, beautiful wall on our Southern Border

Boeing is ready to step up to stop this INVASION of the Brown Hoard. Boeing is ready to immediately step up production of the: F18 Fighter Jet, F15 Fighter Jet, Apache Attack Helicopter, various Missiles, KC 46 Pegasus Tankers, and Spy Satellites.

Boeing builds world class military products, has world class Engineering, and, of course, strong Leaders like Sarkes. All the Orange Agent needs to do is Tweet a Change Order to Boeing and Boeing will pick up the pace to send these great Military Weapons to our Southern Border.

Boeing Military Products ready to deploy to the Southern Border to stop the INVASION of the Brown Hoard:

F-18 Hornet army airplane with gear extended for landing
F15 Strike Eagle heading to the Southern Border
Apache Attack Helicopter heading to the Southern Border
A powerful Boeing Missile
A KC 46 Pegusus Tanker will enable aircraft to fly 24/7
Spy Satellite watching the Southern Border

The GOP Lineup is Strong

Executive Summary:

– A Nevada Pimp wins the GOP primary in Nevada
– The Pimp celebrates his win with a famous Hollywood Madam

Sarkes thanks Sarkes Corner Contributor and friend Roy Moses for this great story from Fox News Fair and Balanced out of Nevada.

First of all, Sarkes declares that he cannot make this stuff up. Sarkes Corner is a Truth Machine. Sarkes Corner – No Spin, You Win.

While Sarkes, a recovering Liberal, is enjoying the Tsunami of cash bloating his Portfolio thru Trickle Down, the Orange Brick road to becoming a Card Carrying Conservative Republican is fraught with Pot Holes. It seems as Sarkes takes two steps forward on the Orange Brick Road then one step back.

Pimp Dennis Hof, star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the Nevada state Legislature on Tuesday, ousting a three-term lawmaker.

Hof celebrated his win at a party in Pahrump, Nevada, with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side.

GOP Pimp Hof, a Political novice, gives all the credit to the Orange Sniffer saying: “It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me, he found the way and I jumped on it.” This kind of testimonial is usually reserved for our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, placing the Golden Pontiff as a pea in the same pod with Jesus.

Hof, a famous author like the Orange Journalist, wrote a book titled “The Art of the Pimp,” and has dubbed himself “The Trump of Pahrump (a city in Nevada)”.

Sarkes is easily confused and his conversion from a Demon Dem Liberal to a Reagan/Trump Conservative has Sarkeses head spinning. Sarkes ponders:
– how does electing Pimps and P-Grabbers align with the GOP position of Family Values?
– how does passing a budget that adds Trillions of dollars to our deficit align with the GOP focus on Fiscal Conservatism?
– how can GOP Lawmakers advocate that businesses should be able to refuse to sell to “Coloreds” or that Diversity is Un-American?

Alas, Sarkes does not panic. His solid, Rich, Old, White, Conservative Florida neighbors are always there to help Sarkes when he hits the curb while navigating the Orange Brick road to becoming a Reagan/Trump Conservative.

Sarkeses Conservative Florida neighbors tell Sarkes to stay laser focused on just one thing – TRICKLE DOWN and the Tsunami of Cash that is pouring into our Portfolios.

GOP Pimp Dennis Hof
GOP Pimp Dennis Hof and his Constiuents
GOP Pimp Hof is an advocate for Health Care Reform
Like the Orange Pulitzer, GOP Pimp is a Best Seller Author
GOP Pimp Hof and supporter Madame Heidi Fleiss

Starting Down The Slippery Slope

Executive Summary:

– GOP Congressional candidate Seth Grossman says that Diversity is a bunch of Crap and Un-American

– Unlike other Politicians who say something stupid and apologize later, Grossman is Doubling Down.

In the last edition of Sarkes Corner, Sarkes reported that South Dakota GOP Bigot Michael Clark believes that businesses should be able to not serve “People of Color” if they choose. Bigot Clark was was motivated and fueled by the recent Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Colorado baker who refused to make cake for a gay wedding.

At that time, Sarkes declared that we are now on the top of the Slippery Slope, and that People of Color BEWARE.

Well, it’s official, we are now heading down that Slippery Slope.

GOP Bigot Seth Grossman, empowered by his recent victory in the Republican primary in New Jersey’s 2nd Congressional District, has shown his true colors by stating that “The whole idea of Diversity Is A Bunch Of Crap And Un-American”.

And instead of apologizing, the New Jersey congressional candidate is Doubling Down. Bigot Grossman continued: “Diversity is an excuse by Democrats, Communists and Socialists, basically, to say that we’re not all created equal, that some people, if somebody is lesser qualified, they will get a job anyway or they’ll get into college anyway because of the tribe that they’re with, what group, what box they fit into.”

In addition to being a Bigot, Seth Grossman apparently failed English Composition in school.

But wait, there’s more. Bigot Grossman Tripled Down stating: “‘Diversity is not a virtue, America did not become great because of diversity.”

Seth Grossman’s campaign slogan was: “Liberty and Prosperity”. Sarkes says that Bigot Grossman should amend that campaign slogan for the general election to “Liberty and Prosperity for White Folk”.

Well, there you have it. GOP Bigots Clark, then Grossman, who’s next. Sarkes repeats: People of Color, Black, Brown, Yellow – BEWARE.

GOP Bigot Seth Grossman
Seth Grossman’s Campaign Slogan: Liberty and Prosperity (for White Folk)
Seth Grossman with other Old White Folk

People of Color BEWARE

Executive Summary:

– A South Dakota GOP lawmaker advocates for businesses to “turn away people of color”

– This is a slippery slope for people of color; Black, Brown, Yellow.

A South Dakota lawmaker on Monday said businesses should be able to turn away customers based on race. South Dakota State Rep. Michael Clark, a Hartford Republican, said business owners should have the final say in who they serve.

Clark, the stereotypical Old, Rich, White Republican, was motivated and fueled by the recent Supreme Court gives victory for Colorado baker who refused to make cake for a gay wedding.

Bigot Clark said: “He should have the opportunity to run his business the way he wants. If he wants to turn away people of color, then that’s his choice. The Supreme Court decision is a win for freedom of speech and freedom of religion”

Bigot Clark continued to place is RIGHT Foot in his mouth: “People shouldn’t be able to use their minority status to bully a business.” And then using the GOP value of Free Enterprise, Bigot Clark maintains: “If the community doesn’t support a store or restaurant that bars colored customers it will put them out of business. The vote of the dollar is very strong,”

Let Sarkes interpret Bigot Clark’s statement:
– It is the RIGHT of Business to be able to turn away people of Color if they wish

– If their White customers don’t agree with the Business that turns away people of Color, the customers can go elsewhere

Many Subscribers of Sarkes Corner are Educated and live in Big Cities / Suburbs. As such, you don’t really know the Rural, White, Uneducated, Underemployed White Folk, i.e., the Orange John Deer’s Base. Bigot Clark IS the Golden Harvest’s Base, and articulates the belief of many White Americans.

Hey Bigot Clark, let Sarkes give you a History lesson. The Civil Rights Act of 1964 outlawed discrimination based on Race, Color, Religion, Sex or National Origin. The LGBT community is not covered by the Civil Rights Act of 1964 which is why many Red States have continually and aggressively fight Equal Rights for LGBTQ’s.

If GOP lawmakers in Bright Red States, or the GOP House / Senate, do End Arounds or Repeal the Civil Rights Act of 1964, this could start a Slippery Slope. People of Color, Women, and Dark Foreigners were subject to discrimination that we tend to forget since it has been 54 years since the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Many Subscribers of Sarkes Corner are too young to remember when People of Color had to use separate; Rest Rooms, Water Fountains, Entrances to Buildings, had to sit in the back of the Bus, could not eat at White Restaurants, more.

If South Dakota GOP Bigot Lawmaker Michael Clark has his way, life for “Coloreds” would revert to pre-Civil Rights Act of 1964. Many People Say, “Sarkes, why are you so passionate about this story”. Well, Sarkes is Brown himself, Sarkes may be the darkest resident of his Gated Community in Bonita Springs, FL. Will Sarkes, a Brown Man, be required to use a Separate entrance to the Club House, will Sarkes be required to Tee off After the Whites, if Sarkes is barred from the Grill Room, where will he eat his Reuben?

“Many People Say” that the Orange Pulp has empowered many Old White Guys to come out of the Closet and to spew their bigotry. South Dakota Bigot Michael Clark is an example. Sarkes declares that we are now on the top of a Slippery Slope. People of Color BEWARE.

South Dakota GOP Lawmaker Bigot Michael Clark
Black People stopped from entering a White Reastuant
Self Explanatory
Self Explanatory
Self Explanatory
Self Explanatory
Black Man using a “Colored” Water Fountain

The US / North Korean Nuclear Summit

Executive Summary:

– The US / North Korean Nuclear Summit is On Again, Off Again

– But, the Orange Dotard and The Miget Rocket-man continue planning for the Nuclear Summit

Trust Sarkes on this, there WILL be a US / North Korean Nuclear Summit, despite all of the rhetoric by the Miget Rocket-man and the Golden ICBM. Preparations continue in earnest and behind the scenes.

The Miget Rocket-man, Kim Jung Un, is preparing for the Nuclear Summit having read and studied the Number 1 Best Selling Book of ALL TIME (according to the Orange Novelist) The Art of the Deal, and the recent expose Fire and Fury.

The Golden Gazebo is preparing for the Nuclear Summit by having nightly phone calls with his trusted advisor, Sean O’Hannity from Fox News Fair and Balanced. Truth be told, The Orange Bobblehead had asked Sarkes for advise on the Nuclear Summit. Sarkes has declined as he is focusing all of his diplomatic, Foreign Relation efforts on the current, ongoing Political Turmoil in Sarkeses ancestral homeland, The Republic of Armenia.

The Orange Emperor preparing for the Nuclear Summit with trusted Advisor Sean O’Hannity, Fox News Fair and Balanced
Kim Jung Un preparing for the Nuclear Summit, studying The Art of the Deal and Fire and Fury
The Golden Gestapo checking out his wardrobe for the Nuclear Summit, looking Good, Thumbs Up!
Artist rendition of the Opening Statements of the US North Korean / Nuclear Summit

Sarkes In The Swamp

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes is in the Swamp visiting Granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds)
– Sarkes had scheduled a meeting with the Orange Orator
– Sarkes introduces “Sarkes Street Speak”

Sarkes is in the Swamp, WDC, visiting granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds) Katz-Korkoian. While Baby Adds was born a Washington Nationals fan, her baseball roots are with the St. Louis Cardinals. See attached pic.

But Sarkes digresses, back on Point.

While in the Swamp, Sarkes contacted the Golden Gazebo to discuss the impact to Sarkes, and other Boeing retirees, as a result of the Orange Tabby’s removing the US out of the Iran Nuclear Deal, and the impending cancellation of the 20 BILLION, that’s BILLION with a B, order for Commercial jets.

The Golden Globe agreed to meet with Sarkes on Friday morning at the Trump International Hotel in downtown WDC. See attached pic. Alas, Sarkes received a call from Chief of Staff John Kelly with regrets that the Orange Tide had to cancel as he was running behind schedule and was on his way to Mar-a-Lago for another great weekend of Golf.

While standing in front of the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes decided not to waste a Golden opportunity. So standing outside the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes launched the inaugural edition of “Sarkes Street Speak”.

So what is “Sarkes Street Speak”? “Sarkes Street Speak” is like Jay Leno’s Jaywalking segment where Jay asks everyday people on the street questions that every American should be able to answer. “Many People Say” that Jay Leno’s Jaywalking is Fake News or at least they cherry picked the dumbest answers for Entertainment value.

This is not the case for “Sarkes Street Speak”. Sarkes is a Truth Machine. “Sarkes Street Speak” is presented, unedited, as-answered by the People on the streets of WDC.

“Sarkes Street Speak” – Outside the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue in WDC.

Sarkes asked: “What does the J. stand for in Donald J. Trump?”

The answers from the People:

Jennifer P. age 23, New York, NY: “I know, I know, it stands for JACKASS”

Ron K. age 42, Boston, MA: “Simple, it’s JERK”

Joyce M. age 18, Berkeley, CA: “Um, is it J – – KOFF?”

Bill K., age 55, Baltimore, MD: “JERK for sure”

Jeffry S. age 31, Philadelphia, PA: “JOCKSTRAP”

Shaniqua T. age 24, Harlem, NY: “How about JIVE ASS TURKEY”

Kristen L. age 34, Chicago, IL: “It’s JELLYBRAIN”

Donna C. age 49, Hartford, CT: “For sure, JABBERMOUTH”

Frank L. age 19, San Francisco, CA: “JAMUCK, no doubt about it”

Rich F. age 42, Seattle, WA: “I think it stands for JAFO”

Jim S. age 57, Detroit, MI: “JIGALO, take it to the bank”

Leroy F. age 26, Tulsa, OK: “I have no idea”

Cindy M. age 35, Dallas, TX: “Who is Donald J. Trump?”

Roy L. age 32, Macon, GA: “I don’t care, but he better leave my guns alone”

Eric P. age 45, Little Rock, AR: “Is it JEFFERSON like Clinton?”

There you have it, America has spoken.

Baby Adds in her Cardinal Outfit
Sarkes Outside the Trump International Hotel

A Victim of the Iran Nuclear Deal

Executive Summary:

– On Tuesday, May 8, the Orange Dotard pulled the United States out of the Iran Nuclear Deal.

– Sarkes could be a victim.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and St. Louis friend Betty Wucher for this devastating story out of St. Louis, MO.

Subscribers to Sarkes Corner know that Sarkes retired from Boeing. And while The Goldilocks has viciously attacked Boeing over the years, Sarkes has maintained a Fair and Balanced, Unbiased, position when reporting on stories affecting Boeing.

Boeing is:
– the largest Aerospace Company in the WORLD
– the number 1 exporter, by dollars, of goods out of the United States
– a firm with Uuuuuuuge Engineering Intellect and Acumen and Strong Leadership like Sarkes
– has Plants and Suppliers in ALL 50 United States

One would think that the Orange Zest would do anything and everything to protect a fine firm like Boeing that contributes so much to the American Economy.

But Noooooooooooo. On Tuesday, May 8, the Golden Arches pulled the United States out of the Iran Nuclear Deal. In doing so, Boeing could lose $20 BILLION, thats BILLION, in Commercial Aircraft sales to 2 Iranian airline companies.

Boeing’s loss will be Airbuses gain. You know Airbus, that European Consortium that produces Commercial aircraft that are subsidized by the European Union. Airbus does not need to be efficient or be accountable to Shareholders, they need only to pump out airplanes that are paid for by European Governments. But Sarkes digresses, back on Point.

“Many People Say” Sarkes, could there be anymore victims from the US pulling out of the Iran Nuclear Deal?

Sarkes says – “You betcha”. Sarkes could be a victim.

With the lost 20 BILLION dollars in sales of Commercial aircraft to Iran, Sarkes could be a victim. At risk is Sarkeses Pension and Sarkeses Portfolio. Could Sarkes and Chris be one step away from the Poor House?

But Sarkeses losses do not end with Sarkes and Chris. As you know, Sarkes Corner is a Free Publication for the masses. Sarkes bears all Production Costs and payroll expenses for the Sarkes Corner Staff. The may end soon. Sarkes may be forced to start charging a Subscription Fee for Sarkes Corner. This is REVERSE TRICKLE DOWN.

If that happens, you can blame the Orange Julius, Sarkes can only do so much.

From CNBC:

President Donald Trump announced Tuesday he will withdraw the U.S. from a nuclear pact with Iran , a move that threatens Boeing’s multibillion-dollar deals to help restock the aging Iranian commercial air fleet. 

The world’s largest aerospace company has agreements to supply Iranian airlines with planes worth roughly $20 billion, based on list prices.

Shares of Boeing were down 0.3 percent in afternoon trading.

In 2016, when it announced the Iran Air deal, Boeing said such an order would support 100,000 U.S. jobs.

Sarkes Predicts that Trump Will Win in 2020

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes has connected the Dots and boldly predicts that the Orange Emperor will win the 2020 Presidential Election.

– Sarkes provides his analysis.

Sarkes, here an now, boldly predicts that the Golden Palomino will win the 2020 Presidential Election. Sarkes connects Dots where most can not even see the Dots.

DISCLAIMER DISCLSIMER DISCLAIMER: Sarkes prediction is Null and Void IF:
the Orange Ameba is Impeached
the Golden Goliath is incapacitated due to a Heart Attack from eating too many Steaks and Hamburgers OR if the Orange Cheese Ball has a Stroke due to angst over the Russian Collusion investigation or Stormy Daniels.

Sarkeses investigation shows that the Golden Bull Horn has SOLID base of 35% to 40% of the Electorate. This base consists of:

Heat Packing, Undereducated, Underemployed Rural, White Folk: This constituency has bought in FULLY to the Anti-Immigrant, Islamaphobic, Homophobic, 2nd Amendment, America First, America Only, rhetoric of the Orange Cheeto. As the Golden Goof Ball said on the Campaign Trail: “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters”.

Educated, Rich, Old, White Folk, like Sarkeses Florida Neighbors: This constituency is not happy with the 1.3 TRILLION Deficit generated by the Golden Economists TAX CUT and SPEND economic policies. But Sarkeses Rich, Old, White neighbors are happy with the Tsunami of Cash that has bloated their Portfolios. As long as the Trickle Down continues, and the Rich get Richer, this constituency will be a solid voting block for the Orange Pulp.

American Evangelicals: American Evangelicals are solidly behind the Golden Scepter. At the 2018 Evangelical Convention, scheduled for the Fall of 2018, it is predicted that the Evangelical Convention will Declassify Adultery as a Sin, clearing the way for all God Fearing Christinas to vote for the Orange Crucifix.

“Many People Say”, but Sarkes, 35% to 40% of the Electorate is solid but not enough to win the Presidential Election. And, it is anticipated that Women and Young New voters will NOT be voting for the Golden Gestapo. So, where will the Orange Cantaloupe get the votes to make up the delta.

The answer – BLACK AMERICANS. Sarkes predicts that the Golden Dipstick will bring home the Black Vote in 2020. “Many People Say”, Sarkes, are you nuts. The Black Community always votes Democrat. In the last Presidential election, only 8% of Black voters voted Republican.

So, how will BLACKS bring home a victory for Orange Oligarch? 4 reasons:

Ben Carson: Ben Carson is the token Black in the Trump Cabinet. With the exception of the $30,000 Dining Room Table scandal, Carson has been a role model for America’s RICH Black community. While the Rich Black community is small, it’s still something. Rich Blacks will follow Carson to the polls and will vote for the Golden Gemuck.

Kenya West: Kenya West has professed his ‘love’ for the Orange Jumpsuit and proudly sports a Red “Make America Great Again Hat”. West is a popular Hip Hop AND Pop Recording Artist. Many Blacks enjoy Kenya West’s music, and this will be enough to bring a large block of Blacks to vote for the Gold Bullet. The only baggage with Kenya West is that he is married to an Armenian, Kim Kardashian. But Kardashian has a Big Butt which is a Black Men love. (Reference: Baby Got Back – I like Big Butts, 1992, Sir-Mix-Alot)

The Black Guy at Donald Trump Rallies: Maurice Symonette, who is also called “Michael the Black Man” is a fixture at every Golden Gulag’s Political Rallies. Michael the Black Man is always strategically placed behind the Orange Is The New Black for everyone Black person to see and holds up a “Blacks for Trump” poster. Poor blacks are always exposed to “Michael the Black Man”, no matter what Cable Channel they are watching. “Michael the Black Man” relates to the majority of the Black population in America who just might follow Michael the Black Man to the vote for the Gold Fish.

Diamond and Silk: Here is the Wild Card. Diamond and Silk are 2 Conservative Black Women who spread the Gospel according to Golden Gestapo to Black people. Diamond and Silk especially resonate with Black Women. Black Women are a powerful influence in the Black community and Diamond and Silk may be the difference makers.
Take it to the bank, the Blacks will bring home 4 more years of Strong, Conservative Leadership in 2020 for the Gold Trumpet.

Like the Orange Mac & Cheese bellowed to Blacks during his campaign:

“Blacks Love Me”
“I am the least racist person”
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”
“What the Hell Do You Have to Lose”

So Sarkes declares, take it to the Bank, American Blacks will bring home a victory in 2020 for the Golden Czar.