– Sarah Palin Wants Immigrants to Speak AMERICAN
Recently, Sarkes was in deep thought over the Orange ICE Agent’s “Zero Tolerance” position on Immigration, the Separation of Immigrant Children from their parents, and the Muslim Ban approved by the US Supreme Court.
Sarkes got to pondering on how Hispanic Immigrants and Muslim Immigrants today are in the Cross Hairs of White America. The last time Immigrants were in the Cross Hairs of White America was in 1850’s when the Irish immigrated in mass due to the Great Potato Famine.
Sarkes is reminded of that great American film, Blazing Saddles. At the end of that classic movie the White Mayor of the town said: “Alright! We’ll take the n – – – – -s and the chinks, but we DON’T WANT the Irish!”
Sarkes Side Note: Sarkes highly recommends that all should stream Blazing Saddles, it is an American Classic. In fact, the jokes, quips, innuendoes, etc come so fast that one must watch it several times to catch it all.
But Sarkes digresses, back on point.
Sarkes was then reminded of a Sarah Palin Interview on CNN in December 2015. Palin, the Conservative Queen of the GOP, said:
– U.S. immigrants should “speak AMERICAN”
– “We can send a message and say, ‘You want to be in America, A, you’d better be here legally or you’re out of here. B, when you’re here, let’s speak AMERICAN”
So, here are some facts on Speaking “AMERICAN”:
– The United States has no official language
– 31 GOP Red States in the U.S. have made ENGLISH the official language of the State. Not one state has made AMERICAN the official language of the State. Alas, these GOP Laws are mostly ceremonial as there is no penalty for speaking a language different than ENGLISH,……. or AMERICAN.
Sarkes has been informed by his source in the White House, Leaker, that once the Orange Czar abolishes Roe v Wade, eliminates Affirmative Action, eliminates ObamaCare, and guts Medicare / Medicare / Social Security, the last Legislative initiative of his Great Presidency will be to make “AMERICAN” the official language of America.
Sarkes understands that all Liberals, many Independents, and some Conservatives do not know the “AMERICAN” language. So, as a Public Service, Sarkes provides some examples of speaking “AMERICAN”. For further details, interpretation, please find an Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White, guy, the Golden Wheat’s Base”
Below you have the “AMERICAN Speak” followed by the ENGLISH translation.
Bless Your Heart: This is not a term of endearment, rather an insult…go figure.
Fixin’ To: Meaning I plan on doing something but it might take a while.
It Doesn’t Amount to a Hill of Beans: what ever you are talking about is not worth much.
It’s Blowin’ Up a Storm: There’s trouble ahead.
Over Yonder: giving directions.
‘Til the Cows Come Home: Cows take their time doing anything.
If I Had My Druthers: If it was up to me.
I Reckon: I guess, I suppose, I think, I imagine.
If the Creek Don’t Rise: We will be there unless something happens.
Hold Your Horses: Slow down.
Well, I Declare: Said when surprised, unhappy, etc.
Heavens to Betsy: an exclamation of surprise, anger, any emotion.
Hush Your Mouth: Shut Up.
Too Big for His Britches: he has an inflated ego.
Caddywhompus: out of alignment.
Smiling like a Possum eating Shit: I’m happy
Confident that the Orange Fuhrer will accomplish his Legislative Agenda, Language Companies Babble, Rosetta Stone, and others are working hard to create a curriculum to teach all how to speak AMERICAN.