Politcs

Executive Summary:

– Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon had an Enemies List
– Donald “Orange Traffic Cone” Trump has an Enemies List
– Does Sarkes have an Enemies List?

Disgraced President Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon had an Enemies List which included over 100 political opponents, mostly all Democrats. Nixon planned to use his influence as President to have the IRS perform tax audits on his “enemies” and influencing Government organizations to manipulate; grant availability, federal contracts, litigation, etc. In the end, it there is no evidence that Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon, ever implemented his “Enemies” plan, although it is widely speculated that he would have if not forced to resign his Presidency in disgrace.

Current President Donald “Golden Emperor” Trump also has an Enemies List which includes dozen of former Government officials from the Intelligence Community, FBI, CIA, and the Former Free Press. Unlike his predecessor Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon, the Orange Oligarch has taken the first step to eliminating those on his Enemies List by rescinding the Security Clearance of former CIA Chief John Brennen, and outspoken critic of the Golden Goose Stepper.

In many ways, Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon and the Orange Creamsicle are two peas in a pod.

With all this talk about Enemies List, “Many People Say, Sarkes, do you have an Enemies List?”. Sarkes, a Truth Machine, must sadly admit that indeed, he has an Enemies List. Sarkeses Enemies List is small, just one person – Los Angelas Rams Owner Stan Kronke.

You know Stan Kronke, named after St. Louis Icon, Stan “The Man” Musial. Billionaire Stan Kronke made his money the old fashioned way, he married Sam Walton’s daughter and used his money on Real Estate deals extorting cities and states with unreasonable requests for Tax relief. When St. Louis Ram’s Owner Georgia Frontiere died, Kronke started his devious plan to move the St. Louis Rams to Los Angelas which he accomplished in 2016.

Uncommon to his Armenian heritage, Sarkes is calm, mild mannered, under control, and never gets upset. This all changed with Kronke moved the St. Louis Rams to LA.

Kronke is: 1000 Percent Despicable, Psycho, Bad Dude, Bad Hombre, Ashamed, Rigged, Beleaguered, Low Energy, Totally Illegal, Mean, Carnage, Low IQ, Evil, Cowardly, Crazy, Phony, Crooked, Obstructionist, Deplorable, Dumb as a Rock, Failed, Low Rated, Fools, Criminal, Enemy of the People, Seriously Flawed, Thug, Flake, Deranged Animal, Sleepy Eyes, Dog, Covfefe.

In many ways, Stan Kronke and the Golden Exalted Leader are also two peas in a pod.

Executive Summary:

Welfare in America today crosses all racial, economic, and demographic boundaries.

1. Welfare for the Inner City Single Mothers:

Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC) was a federal assistance program in effect from 1935 to 1996 created by the Social Security Act to provide financial assistance to children whose families had low or no income.

The program grew from a minor part of the social security system to a significant system of welfare administered by the states with federal funding. AFDC was criticized for offering incentives for women to have children, and for providing disincentives for women to join the workforce. In 1996, AFDC was replaced by the more restrictive Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) program.

2. Welfare for Health Care for the Poor:

Medicaid is a joint federal and state program that helps with medical costs for people with limited income and resources. Medicaid also offers benefits not normally covered by Medicare, like nursing home care and personal care services. Medicaid is a government insurance program for persons of all ages whose income and resources are insufficient to pay for health care.

Medicaid is the largest source of funding for medical and health-related services for people with low income in the United States, providing free health insurance to 74 million low-income and disabled people, 74 million! That’s 23 percent of the US population.

Of the 74 million Poor people who receive Medicaid, the major categories include; 46% are children, 15% are Disabled, 12% are Senior Citizens who also receive Medicare, and 2% are Institutionalized.

3. Welfare for Farmers as the result of the Orange Negotiator’s Tariffs:

The Amber Waves Of Grain announced a $12 billion in emergency aid to farmers caught in an escalating trade war, seeking to temper growing Republican dissent over the escalating Tariff Wars.

The $12 billion aid package (Welfare for Farmers) is designed to help farmers facing tariffs in China, Mexico and other countries that imposed the levies on U.S. products in response to the Golden Negotiators tariffs on imported steel and aluminum. It is the latest sign that growing trade tensions between the United States and other countries are unlikely to end soon.

So, Welfare in America today is given to Urban, Suburban, Rural Americans who are Black, Brown, Yellow, Red, that are unemployed, or Disabled and even to able bodied Farmers. God Bless America.

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Negotiator says Trade Wars are easy to Win.

– Most Economists say Trade Wars only hurt consumers.

– Children are fighting against Tariffs.

The Golden Ambassador has picked a fight, a Tariff War, with Canada, Mexico, China, the European Union, and well, everyone. The Orange Arbitrator is confidant that the rest of the world will blink first and another chapter of MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN will be finished. God Bless America……First……..and Only.

Most Economists say that Trade Wars only hurt consumers. These Economists must be Academic Liberals, so what do they really know about the real world. But the Golden Professor knows the real world and how to win.

But now, a new radical movement has been started by Children in Washington DC. This movement, Children Against Tariffs or CATs, is organizing peaceful protests against the ever escalating Trade War started by the Orange Adjudicator.

Now the CATs Movement is not to be confused with the PUSSY HAT Movement, where millions of women wore Pink knit hats in protest over the election of the Golden P-Grabber.

Sarkes was first exposed to the CATs Movement when visiting granddaughter Addison in Washington, DC. One morning, Addison and Nanny-Share friend Jackson were wearing shirts in support of US companies most harmed by the thoughtless Tariff War started by the Orange Emissary, Boeing and Harley-Davidson Naturally, Addison was wearing a Boeing shirt in support of her grandfather Sarkes and Jackson a Harley-Davidson shirt cause, well, he does look like a future biker. See picture below.

Harley-Davidson was viciously criticized by the Golden Counterpuncher when they announced that they would be forced to move some production of their motor cycles overseas as a result of the Tariff Wars. Of course, the Orange Conciliator continues to screw with Boeing, the number 1 United States EXPORTER of products which is perplexing. Sarkes wonders why the Golden Ringleader would attack America’s Cash Cow.

Both 11 months old, neither Addison or Jackson could provide details about why they had joined the CATs Movement, but Sarkes is proud that the youth of America today are getting involved in the political process. Lets hope that the Children Against Tariffs, the CATs, have more influence over the Golden Intellectual than all of the world’s failed Economists. Someone needs to put a stop this senseless Tariff War.

Executive Summary:

– An Ontario, Canada, restaurant, The Olde Red Hen, was targeted by Sarah Sanders supporters

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Canadian Bureau Chief Dennis Parass with a story about American Cyber Bullying of Canadians.

An Ontario eatery, The Olde Red Hen, has been targeted by supporters of Sarah Sanders. After Sarah Sanders was asked to leave The Red Hen, in Lexington, VA, because she worked for the Orange Monarch , a tsunami of negative, angry, and threatening comments were posted on the Facebook Page of The Olde Red Hen, in Collingwood, Ontario, Canada.

Some of the postings on the Olde Red Hen’s Facebook Page:

Thomas Collins: “Hope you go out of business you liberal trash. Clean up this dump.”

Albert Holland: “I wonder how long before the Red Hen slop house folds and goes bankrupt?.”

Connie Szcepanik: “Shame on you, Bigots and hypocrites!”

Canadian Diane Smith, the owner of the Olde Red Hen, said she was initially baffled by the avalanche of Facebook notifications. She called her restaurant to make sure everything was OK. The staff was equally confused”.

After figuring out the source of the postings, Owner Smith said: “They were all Americans. We had to straighten it out. My restaurant was really attacked about bad service..”

The Golden Counter Puncher also weighed in on this issue, slamming The Red Hen in another classic Tweet: “The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows, it badly needs a paint job, rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I have a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!

OK, there are so many angles to this story that Sarkes, a Truth Machine, will sort this all out to the loyal subscribers to Sarkes Corner:

Many of the growing list of Canadian subscribers to Sarkes Corner have informed Sarkes that they are fed up with the constant bullying of Canada by the Gold Czar and his staff, and are taking action by cancelling their planned American vacations and are considering cancelling their subscription to Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes DOES feel badly for Sarah Sanders. People must understand that Sarah is a paid Lap Dog for the Orange Emperor. It is her job to try to interpret the often in-comprehensive rantings of the Golden Bull Horn. There is an Old Armenian Expression that fits here: “Don’t Shoot the Messenger”.

Sarkes is compelled to give a lesson to his Canadian friends. Dear Canadians, to make sense of all of this one must understand the Orange Bully’s “Base”. His Base are typically uneducated, underemployed, white, rural, folk who are not the brightest Leaf on the Maple Tree. These Americans are concerned about their Guns and Beer, and cannot be held responsible for confusing The Red Hen in Virginia with The Olde Red Hen in Ontario. It was an honest mistake. In America we have the Constitutional Right to be stupid.

Sarkes also dug into the vicious attack on The Red Hen in Virginia by the Golden Exhaled Leader. Sarkes confirmed that the Orange Burger Meister has never been to The Red Hen in Virginia, so his charges on the cleanliness of the establishment is questionable. Sarkes analyzed the menu at The Red Hen in Virgina and could not find a Quarter Pound Hamburger w/Cheese and Fries on the menu. Sarkes infers this lack of Red Meat is the real reason that the Golden Arches spewed such venom about The Red Hen.

In conclusion, Sarkes asks his Canadian friends to calm down and to not throw gas on an already raging fire. You can always build a wall on your Southern Border and try to make America pay. You can use the model that America is using to build a Great Beautiful wall on our Southern Border that will be paid by Mexico.

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Fuhrer warns us that America is being INVADED by Immigrants
– Boeing is ready to repel this INVASION of Immigrants

On his way to his Virginia Trump International Golf course Sunday for another great round of golf, the Orange Duffer warned America that we are being invaded by Thousands, Thousands, of Immigrants seeking asylum along with the Thousands of Illegal Mexican Rapists and Criminals.

The Golden Goose-stepper said: “We cannot allow all of these people to invade our Country”. The Orange Field Marshall went on to say that “When somebody comes in, we must immediately, with no Judges or Court Cases, bring them back from where they came.”

Make no mistake, the INVASION of our country should never be taken lightly. The Gold Chieftain, the strongest President we have had since Co-Conservative Ronald Reagan, is not taking this INVASION lightly.

Unfortunately, the Orange Eminence’s hands are tied by our Constitution, Obstructionist Dems, and RINOs. The Golden Luminary has only one path to save America, and that is to declare Marshall Law. By declaring Marshall Law, the Orange 6 Star General can:
– suspend the Constitution
– eliminate Due Process of Law
– deploy our massive military to the Southern Border to stop this unprecedented INVASION by Criminal Mexicans, El Salvadorians, Hondurans, and other Brown Evil Doers from South and Central America
– appropriate funds to build a great, beautiful wall on our Southern Border

Boeing is ready to step up to stop this INVASION of the Brown Hoard. Boeing is ready to immediately step up production of the: F18 Fighter Jet, F15 Fighter Jet, Apache Attack Helicopter, various Missiles, KC 46 Pegasus Tankers, and Spy Satellites.

Boeing builds world class military products, has world class Engineering, and, of course, strong Leaders like Sarkes. All the Orange Agent needs to do is Tweet a Change Order to Boeing and Boeing will pick up the pace to send these great Military Weapons to our Southern Border.

Boeing Military Products ready to deploy to the Southern Border to stop the INVASION of the Brown Hoard:

Executive Summary:

– A Nevada Pimp wins the GOP primary in Nevada
– The Pimp celebrates his win with a famous Hollywood Madam

Sarkes thanks Sarkes Corner Contributor and friend Roy Moses for this great story from Fox News Fair and Balanced out of Nevada.

First of all, Sarkes declares that he cannot make this stuff up. Sarkes Corner is a Truth Machine. Sarkes Corner – No Spin, You Win.

While Sarkes, a recovering Liberal, is enjoying the Tsunami of cash bloating his Portfolio thru Trickle Down, the Orange Brick road to becoming a Card Carrying Conservative Republican is fraught with Pot Holes. It seems as Sarkes takes two steps forward on the Orange Brick Road then one step back.

Pimp Dennis Hof, star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the Nevada state Legislature on Tuesday, ousting a three-term lawmaker.

Hof celebrated his win at a party in Pahrump, Nevada, with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side.

GOP Pimp Hof, a Political novice, gives all the credit to the Orange Sniffer saying: “It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me, he found the way and I jumped on it.” This kind of testimonial is usually reserved for our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, placing the Golden Pontiff as a pea in the same pod with Jesus.

Hof, a famous author like the Orange Journalist, wrote a book titled “The Art of the Pimp,” and has dubbed himself “The Trump of Pahrump (a city in Nevada)”.

Sarkes is easily confused and his conversion from a Demon Dem Liberal to a Reagan/Trump Conservative has Sarkeses head spinning. Sarkes ponders:
– how does electing Pimps and P-Grabbers align with the GOP position of Family Values?
– how does passing a budget that adds Trillions of dollars to our deficit align with the GOP focus on Fiscal Conservatism?
– how can GOP Lawmakers advocate that businesses should be able to refuse to sell to “Coloreds” or that Diversity is Un-American?

Alas, Sarkes does not panic. His solid, Rich, Old, White, Conservative Florida neighbors are always there to help Sarkes when he hits the curb while navigating the Orange Brick road to becoming a Reagan/Trump Conservative.

Sarkeses Conservative Florida neighbors tell Sarkes to stay laser focused on just one thing – TRICKLE DOWN and the Tsunami of Cash that is pouring into our Portfolios.

Executive Summary:

– GOP Congressional candidate Seth Grossman says that Diversity is a bunch of Crap and Un-American

– Unlike other Politicians who say something stupid and apologize later, Grossman is Doubling Down.

In the last edition of Sarkes Corner, Sarkes reported that South Dakota GOP Bigot Michael Clark believes that businesses should be able to not serve “People of Color” if they choose. Bigot Clark was was motivated and fueled by the recent Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Colorado baker who refused to make cake for a gay wedding.

At that time, Sarkes declared that we are now on the top of the Slippery Slope, and that People of Color BEWARE.

Well, it’s official, we are now heading down that Slippery Slope.

GOP Bigot Seth Grossman, empowered by his recent victory in the Republican primary in New Jersey’s 2nd Congressional District, has shown his true colors by stating that “The whole idea of Diversity Is A Bunch Of Crap And Un-American”.

And instead of apologizing, the New Jersey congressional candidate is Doubling Down. Bigot Grossman continued: “Diversity is an excuse by Democrats, Communists and Socialists, basically, to say that we’re not all created equal, that some people, if somebody is lesser qualified, they will get a job anyway or they’ll get into college anyway because of the tribe that they’re with, what group, what box they fit into.”

In addition to being a Bigot, Seth Grossman apparently failed English Composition in school.

But wait, there’s more. Bigot Grossman Tripled Down stating: “‘Diversity is not a virtue, America did not become great because of diversity.”

Seth Grossman’s campaign slogan was: “Liberty and Prosperity”. Sarkes says that Bigot Grossman should amend that campaign slogan for the general election to “Liberty and Prosperity for White Folk”.

Well, there you have it. GOP Bigots Clark, then Grossman, who’s next. Sarkes repeats: People of Color, Black, Brown, Yellow – BEWARE.

Executive Summary:

– A South Dakota GOP lawmaker advocates for businesses to “turn away people of color”

– This is a slippery slope for people of color; Black, Brown, Yellow.

A South Dakota lawmaker on Monday said businesses should be able to turn away customers based on race. South Dakota State Rep. Michael Clark, a Hartford Republican, said business owners should have the final say in who they serve.

Clark, the stereotypical Old, Rich, White Republican, was motivated and fueled by the recent Supreme Court gives victory for Colorado baker who refused to make cake for a gay wedding.

Bigot Clark said: “He should have the opportunity to run his business the way he wants. If he wants to turn away people of color, then that’s his choice. The Supreme Court decision is a win for freedom of speech and freedom of religion”

Bigot Clark continued to place is RIGHT Foot in his mouth: “People shouldn’t be able to use their minority status to bully a business.” And then using the GOP value of Free Enterprise, Bigot Clark maintains: “If the community doesn’t support a store or restaurant that bars colored customers it will put them out of business. The vote of the dollar is very strong,”

Let Sarkes interpret Bigot Clark’s statement:
– It is the RIGHT of Business to be able to turn away people of Color if they wish

– If their White customers don’t agree with the Business that turns away people of Color, the customers can go elsewhere

Many Subscribers of Sarkes Corner are Educated and live in Big Cities / Suburbs. As such, you don’t really know the Rural, White, Uneducated, Underemployed White Folk, i.e., the Orange John Deer’s Base. Bigot Clark IS the Golden Harvest’s Base, and articulates the belief of many White Americans.

Hey Bigot Clark, let Sarkes give you a History lesson. The Civil Rights Act of 1964 outlawed discrimination based on Race, Color, Religion, Sex or National Origin. The LGBT community is not covered by the Civil Rights Act of 1964 which is why many Red States have continually and aggressively fight Equal Rights for LGBTQ’s.

If GOP lawmakers in Bright Red States, or the GOP House / Senate, do End Arounds or Repeal the Civil Rights Act of 1964, this could start a Slippery Slope. People of Color, Women, and Dark Foreigners were subject to discrimination that we tend to forget since it has been 54 years since the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Many Subscribers of Sarkes Corner are too young to remember when People of Color had to use separate; Rest Rooms, Water Fountains, Entrances to Buildings, had to sit in the back of the Bus, could not eat at White Restaurants, more.

If South Dakota GOP Bigot Lawmaker Michael Clark has his way, life for “Coloreds” would revert to pre-Civil Rights Act of 1964. Many People Say, “Sarkes, why are you so passionate about this story”. Well, Sarkes is Brown himself, Sarkes may be the darkest resident of his Gated Community in Bonita Springs, FL. Will Sarkes, a Brown Man, be required to use a Separate entrance to the Club House, will Sarkes be required to Tee off After the Whites, if Sarkes is barred from the Grill Room, where will he eat his Reuben?

“Many People Say” that the Orange Pulp has empowered many Old White Guys to come out of the Closet and to spew their bigotry. South Dakota Bigot Michael Clark is an example. Sarkes declares that we are now on the top of a Slippery Slope. People of Color BEWARE.

Executive Summary:

– The US / North Korean Nuclear Summit is On Again, Off Again

– But, the Orange Dotard and The Miget Rocket-man continue planning for the Nuclear Summit

Trust Sarkes on this, there WILL be a US / North Korean Nuclear Summit, despite all of the rhetoric by the Miget Rocket-man and the Golden ICBM. Preparations continue in earnest and behind the scenes.

The Miget Rocket-man, Kim Jung Un, is preparing for the Nuclear Summit having read and studied the Number 1 Best Selling Book of ALL TIME (according to the Orange Novelist) The Art of the Deal, and the recent expose Fire and Fury.

The Golden Gazebo is preparing for the Nuclear Summit by having nightly phone calls with his trusted advisor, Sean O’Hannity from Fox News Fair and Balanced. Truth be told, The Orange Bobblehead had asked Sarkes for advise on the Nuclear Summit. Sarkes has declined as he is focusing all of his diplomatic, Foreign Relation efforts on the current, ongoing Political Turmoil in Sarkeses ancestral homeland, The Republic of Armenia.

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes is in the Swamp visiting Granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds)
– Sarkes had scheduled a meeting with the Orange Orator
– Sarkes introduces “Sarkes Street Speak”

Sarkes is in the Swamp, WDC, visiting granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds) Katz-Korkoian. While Baby Adds was born a Washington Nationals fan, her baseball roots are with the St. Louis Cardinals. See attached pic.

But Sarkes digresses, back on Point.

While in the Swamp, Sarkes contacted the Golden Gazebo to discuss the impact to Sarkes, and other Boeing retirees, as a result of the Orange Tabby’s removing the US out of the Iran Nuclear Deal, and the impending cancellation of the 20 BILLION, that’s BILLION with a B, order for Commercial jets.

The Golden Globe agreed to meet with Sarkes on Friday morning at the Trump International Hotel in downtown WDC. See attached pic. Alas, Sarkes received a call from Chief of Staff John Kelly with regrets that the Orange Tide had to cancel as he was running behind schedule and was on his way to Mar-a-Lago for another great weekend of Golf.

While standing in front of the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes decided not to waste a Golden opportunity. So standing outside the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes launched the inaugural edition of “Sarkes Street Speak”.

So what is “Sarkes Street Speak”? “Sarkes Street Speak” is like Jay Leno’s Jaywalking segment where Jay asks everyday people on the street questions that every American should be able to answer. “Many People Say” that Jay Leno’s Jaywalking is Fake News or at least they cherry picked the dumbest answers for Entertainment value.

This is not the case for “Sarkes Street Speak”. Sarkes is a Truth Machine. “Sarkes Street Speak” is presented, unedited, as-answered by the People on the streets of WDC.

“Sarkes Street Speak” – Outside the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue in WDC.

Sarkes asked: “What does the J. stand for in Donald J. Trump?”

The answers from the People:

Jennifer P. age 23, New York, NY: “I know, I know, it stands for JACKASS”

Ron K. age 42, Boston, MA: “Simple, it’s JERK”

Joyce M. age 18, Berkeley, CA: “Um, is it J – – KOFF?”

Bill K., age 55, Baltimore, MD: “JERK for sure”

Jeffry S. age 31, Philadelphia, PA: “JOCKSTRAP”

Shaniqua T. age 24, Harlem, NY: “How about JIVE ASS TURKEY”

Kristen L. age 34, Chicago, IL: “It’s JELLYBRAIN”

Donna C. age 49, Hartford, CT: “For sure, JABBERMOUTH”

Frank L. age 19, San Francisco, CA: “JAMUCK, no doubt about it”

Rich F. age 42, Seattle, WA: “I think it stands for JAFO”

Jim S. age 57, Detroit, MI: “JIGALO, take it to the bank”

Leroy F. age 26, Tulsa, OK: “I have no idea”

Cindy M. age 35, Dallas, TX: “Who is Donald J. Trump?”

Roy L. age 32, Macon, GA: “I don’t care, but he better leave my guns alone”

Eric P. age 45, Little Rock, AR: “Is it JEFFERSON like Clinton?”

There you have it, America has spoken.