Girl Scout Cookies in the Swamp

Executive Summary:

– Cookie ethics: Congresswoman-elect asks if she’s still allowed to sell Girl Scout cookies

Now that she’s a Congresswoman-elect, Abigail Spanberger is in angst over Girl Scout cookie season. Spanberger is one of her daughter’s Girl Scout troop leaders.

As Spanberger (D-VA) prepares for her new job representing Virginia’s 7th Congressional District, she wonders if she has an ethical conflict of interest. “Can I go in the neighborhood and sell Girl Scout cookies or are people going to feel compelled to buy because I’m now their representative in Congress? I don’t know what I’m going to do.”

Congresswomen-elect Abigail Spanberger has an ethical issue with Girl Scout Cookies

Given the sex and financial scandals by Old White Men in Congress, it seems odd that a Female Congresswoman-elect would fret over selling Thin Mints. How refreshing.

Thin Mints and other Girl Scout Cookies in the center of this ethics dilemma

Congressional Management Foundation President Bradford Fitch said, like any boss, members of Congress would need to be careful about selling cookies to their staff, but he didn’t see any ethical violations with them helping their daughters sell to constituents. They just can’t use their post to pressure people to buy cookies.

As more and more women become members of the House of Representatives and Senate, the type of ethics scandals will shift.

Recent Scandals with Rich Old White Guys serving in the U.S. House of Representatives:

U.S. Representative Duncan Hunter (R-CA) and wife were indicted in federal court on dozens of charges, including wire fraud and using campaign funds for personal use.

Duncan Hunter, victim of a Left Wing Witch Hunt, threw his wife under the Bus

U.S. Representative Chris Collins (R-NY) was arrested by the FBI and charged with wire fraud, conspiracy to commit securities fraud, seven counts of securities fraud, and lying to the FBI.

Chris Collins, victim of a Left Wing Witch Hunt, did nothing wrong

U.S. Representative Blake Farenthold (R-TX) resigned in the wake of reports he used public funds to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit and had created an intensely hostile work environment for women in his congressional office.

Blake Farenthold, victim of a Left Wing Witch Hunt and victim of a bad comb over

US Representative Timothy F. Murphy (R-PA), the married, anti-abortion congressman resigned just before an investigation could begin concerning his allegedly urging his mistress to seek an abortion.

Tim Murphy, victim of a Left Wing Witch Hunt and the ultimate hypocrite

Of course, all of these Rich Old White Guys proclaimed their innocence and were victims of the Left Wing Which Hunt Conspiracy with the Liberal Media.

Sarkes connects Dots where most cannot even see the Dots, but even an Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White guy can spot this trend.

Trump Will Win the 2020 Presidential Election

Executive Summary:

– In previous Sarkes Corners, Sarkes had made the Bold prediction that the Orange ATM would handily win the 2020 Presidential Election.

– Sarkes still maintains that the Golden Profit will win the 2020 Presidential Election in a landslide but for different reason than before.

– With this discovery, Sarkes believes he will win the Nobel Prize for Political Science

Sarkes connects Dots where most do not even see the Dots. Such is the case with the 2020 Presidential election.

Gallop was the first polling organization to conduct accurate opinion polling for Presidential Elections starting with the 1936 Presidential Election. Political Polling for Presidential elections has typically been analyzed and used to determine where to spend campaign dollars and focus campaign resources.

The focus Demographics for decades have been: Age (Young , Old), Race (White, Black, Brown, Yellow, Red), Wealth (Rich, Poor), Sex (Male, Female), and Locale (Urban, Suburban, Rural).

Sarkes has uncovered that the Orange Statistician has changed the focus of his polling and has developed all new Demographic categories. The Golden Maestro will garner votes for the 2020 Presidential Election by focusing on MUSIC GENRES.

Here is how the Golden Instrumentalist will reach the American Electorate:

African American vote: The Orange Rapper has all but assured to have African Americans vote for him as he has embraced HIP HOP King Kenya West. Kenya has a Bromance with his Golden “Nigga” and will bring home the Black vote in 2020.

Kenya West has a Bromance with his Golden “Nigga”

Young White Man vote: The Orange Minstrel has all but assured to have Young White Men vote for him as he has embraced ROCK Music star Kid Rock. Kid Rock is a frequent visitor to the White House.

When he is not drunk, Kid Rock stumps for the Orange Minstrel

Rural and Suburban White Man and Women vote: The Golden Virtuoso has all but assured to have the Rural and Suburban White Man and Women vote for him as he has embraced COUNTRY WESTERN star Track Adkins. Trace is a passionate supporter of the Orange Steel Guitar.

Trace Adkins appeals to the Golden Virtuoso’s Base, Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural White Folk

2nd Amendment Lemmings: The Golden Rifleman has all but assured to have any great American who packs Heat, Republican and Democrats alike, vote for him as he has embraced Ted Nugent. Nugent, lead singer and ROCK guitarist for the Amboy Dukes, is the Poster Boy for the NRA and self admitted Obama hater.

Aging Rocker Ted Nugent Packs Heat and Loads and Locks for the Golden Rifleman

Hispanics: “Many People Say” Sarkes, you know that Hispanics hate the Orange Sombrero. Como Se Dice Sarkes retorts. Cuban Hispanics love Trump and Cuban American CALIENTA Queen Gloria Estefan will bring home the Cuban vote and maybe some other Hispanics.

Calienta Sala Queen Gloria Estefan could deliver the Hispanic vote

“Many People Say” Sarkes, there are several other important American Demographics that are not covered by a MUSIC GENRE, how can the Golden Composer win those votes?

Sarkes called his source in the White House, LEAKER. LEAKER confirmed that the Trump organization is focusing on MUSIC GENRES and recognize that they have some work to do. LEAKER said that they have approached:

For Old Rich White Man: The Orange Bassoon has had conversations with POP star Neil Diamond who has great appeal to the Old Rich White Man. Diamond, who is suffering from the early stages of Parkinson disease is considering doing Commercials for the Golden Trumpet to bring home the Old Rich White Man vote, but is not healthy enough to tour.

An ailing Neil Diamond could help bring home the vote of the Rich Old White Man

For Old Rich White Women: The Orange Fiddle has had fruitful conversations with POP star Ann Murray who has great appeal to the Old Rich White Woman. While Murray is a Canadian lives in retirement in an All White, Gated Community in Southwest Florida, she likes what the Golden Stock Ticker has done for her Portfolio and seems to be willing to help for the 2020 election.

Rich Old White Women love Ann Murray, even though she is a Canadian

For The LGBT Community: The Orange Clarinet is a big fan of Barry Manilow and was shocked when the Crooner outed himself a few years back. While the Golden Tuba has lost favor with the LGBT community, an endorsement by Barry Manilow could restore these lost votes.

Will Barry Manilow be enough to get the LGBT vote for the Orange Clarinet?

For Young White Women Vote: The Orange Harp had thought he had COUNTRY / POP Star Taylor Swift all but sewed up for an endorsement but at the last minute, Swift turned allegiances and is endorsing Democrats. This is a major blow to the Golden Fiddle who must know find a POP music star who appeals to Young White Women.

Taylor Swift has turned on the Orange Harp and is now supporting Demon Dems

Sarkes has connected some Dots which no-one outside the Orange Conductor’s team have ever seen. The Orange Trombone has developed a polling strategy which must be recognized for it’s Brilliance.

By connecting these Dots, and with this discovery, Sarkes expects to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Political Science, it should be a no brainer.

Sarkes is all but guaranteed the Nobel Prize for Political Science

Judge Kavanaugh

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes weighs in on the Kavanaugh / Ford Senate Hearings

“Many People Say” Sarkes, what is your take on the Kavanaugh / Ford hearings.

Sarkes says: “At this point, what difference does it make?”

Sarkes explains and provides the Harsh Truth. The Kavanaugh / Ford Hearings are a Political Sham, pure Jackology. You see, if you are a Conservative you will believe Kavanaugh and if you are a Liberal you will believe Ford. There is no in between.

The Orange Ameba’s Base and Rich Old White Men will believe that Ford is a pawn of the Libs and lying to bring down the Trump Administration. Demon Dems will believe that Kavanaugh is a Sex-crazed, P-Grabbing Lothario not worthy to be on our Supreme Court. There is no in between.

Kavanaugh and Ford at the Hearings

Sarkes is reminded of what his mentor Judge Judy says. Let Sarkes set up the scene. A young woman decides to move in and live with her boyfriend outside the benefit of Clergy. The boyfriend turns out to be a bum, cheats on the girl, and they eventually break up. Now the girl is suing the bum for all of the things she bought the bum saying that these were not gifts, rather loans.

Judge Judy, The Cases are Real, The People are Real, The Decisions are Final

Often the young women strays off the facts of the case and complains about the behavior of the bum and attacking his character. Here is where Judge Judy says: “What do you want me to do, you Picked him!?”

Such is the case here in America. Americans elected the Golden Monarch in a landslide Electoral Collage vote and a record Popular Vote victory if you remove the 5 million votes casted for Hillary by Illegal Mexicans.

Illegal Mexican Landscaper voting for Hillary
Illegal Mexican Hotel Housekeeper voting for Hillary

Americans knew that the Orange Ameba was a serial Adulterer, a confessed P-Grabber, and full time Lothario, it didn’t matter, we elected him President. So, at this point, what difference does it make. Americans have lowered the bar for the moral and ethical behaviors of our elected officials.

Like Judge Judy would say to America: “What do you want me to do, you Elected him?”

Missouri – The Show MEAT State

Executive Summary:

– The Bright Red Missouri Legislature has passed a law protecting citizens from unwittingly buying Fake Meat, yes, Fake Meat

– Missouri, formerly the Show Me State, and now called the SHOOT Me State, can now be called the SHOW MEAT STATE

Sarkes thanks New Mexico University Professor Todd Ruecker; Sarkes Corner Contributor, Intellect, and Missouri Native, for this story from the Bright Red Missouri Legislature.

Like Sarkes, Professor Ruecker was born and raised in Missouri. Both Sarkes and Professor Ruecker watch the happenings in our home state with horror. Missouri, a once proud “Swing State”, has morphed into one of the Brightest Red states of our Union.

In all fairness, the former Show Me State’s conversion to a bastion of Conservatism cannot be blamed on the Orange Jumpsuit. Rather, George Bush 2 can take credit for Missouri’s transformation. George 2 flushed Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists out of the closet and they voted in mass during his 2000 Presidential Election victory.

George Bush 2 flushed out the Christian Fundamentalist in the 2000 Election

But the formal recognition of Missouri’s conversion as a Bright Red state was when Mizzou joined the SEC in 2012. Missouri is now peas in a Pod with the likes of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, Kentucky, South Carolina and Tennessee. The SEC, Football first, Basketball second, Education not needed.

Missouri Officially became a Bright Red State when Mizzou joined the SEC

Missouri is a state where most of it’s residents are Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White, Folk, i.e., the Goldie Locks Base. Also, the Southwest quadrant of Missouri is the epicenter of the Bible Belt, with countless Mega Churches lining Interstate 44 around Springfield.

A Mega Church in SW Missouri, Ground Zero for the Bible Belt, God Bless

Having finished their work to make Missouri the friendliest state to Pack Heat, the Shoot Me State’s Bright Red Legislature put their cross hairs on another inalienable right, the Right to Eat Real Meat.

Rural Missourians are not too bright, so the Missouri Legislature was apparently unsure if their citizens could identify Real Meat. So the Missouri Legislature enacted the first law in the nation prohibiting food producers from using the word “Meat” to describe anything “that is not derived from harvested production livestock or poultry,”.

Huh, what, uh, oh my, duh, are you s – – ting me!

Sarkes believes that the Bright Red Missouri Legislature is not giving it’s citizens enough credit. Sarkes, born and raised in Missouri, can confidently say that Missourians will not be deceived, Missourians know Real Meat.

This Missourian does NOT need a Label to know Real Meat
This Missourian enjoying a Tasty burger like the Orange Ground Round

State lawmakers and industry trade groups contend the law was necessary to protect Missourians from being misled by meat alternatives.

The Show Meat law puts the heat on plant-based meat alternatives which now must strike “meat” from their marketing materials.

No one can mistake Tofurkey for Real Meat

The Missouri Law prohibiting food producers from using the word “Meat” to describe anything “that is not derived from harvested production livestock or poultry,” is yet another example of a Bright Red GOP Legislature finding a solution to a problem that does not exist.

Subscribers to Sarkes Corner can now feel protected when they travel to or through Missouri. Not only can you feel safe knowing that most of the people around you will be Packing Concealed Heat, but you can rest assured that you are eating Real Meat.

Immigrants Should Speak AMERICAN

Executive Summary:

– Sarah Palin Wants Immigrants to Speak AMERICAN

Recently, Sarkes was in deep thought over the Orange ICE Agent’s “Zero Tolerance” position on Immigration, the Separation of Immigrant Children from their parents, and the Muslim Ban approved by the US Supreme Court.

Sarkes got to pondering on how Hispanic Immigrants and Muslim Immigrants today are in the Cross Hairs of White America. The last time Immigrants were in the Cross Hairs of White America was in 1850’s when the Irish immigrated in mass due to the Great Potato Famine.

Sarkes is reminded of that great American film, Blazing Saddles. At the end of that classic movie the White Mayor of the town said: “Alright! We’ll take the n – – – – -s and the chinks, but we DON’T WANT the Irish!”

The Classic Western Blazing Saddles

Sarkes Side Note: Sarkes highly recommends that all should stream Blazing Saddles, it is an American Classic. In fact, the jokes, quips, innuendoes, etc come so fast that one must watch it several times to catch it all.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

Sarkes was then reminded of a Sarah Palin Interview on CNN in December 2015. Palin, the Conservative Queen of the GOP, said:

– U.S. immigrants should “speak AMERICAN”

– “We can send a message and say, ‘You want to be in America, A, you’d better be here legally or you’re out of here. B, when you’re here, let’s speak AMERICAN”

GOP Conservative Intellect Sarah Palin

So, here are some facts on Speaking “AMERICAN”:

– The United States has no official language

– 31 GOP Red States in the U.S. have made ENGLISH the official language of the State. Not one state has made AMERICAN the official language of the State. Alas, these GOP Laws are mostly ceremonial as there is no penalty for speaking a language different than ENGLISH,……. or AMERICAN.

Sarkes has been informed by his source in the White House, Leaker, that once the Orange Czar abolishes Roe v Wade, eliminates Affirmative Action, eliminates ObamaCare, and guts Medicare / Medicare / Social Security, the last Legislative initiative of his Great Presidency will be to make “AMERICAN” the official language of America.

Sarkes understands that all Liberals, many Independents, and some Conservatives do not know the “AMERICAN” language. So, as a Public Service, Sarkes provides some examples of speaking “AMERICAN”. For further details, interpretation, please find an Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White, guy, the Golden Wheat’s Base”

Below you have the “AMERICAN Speak” followed by the ENGLISH translation.

Bless Your Heart: This is not a term of endearment, rather an insult…go figure.

Fixin’ To: Meaning I plan on doing something but it might take a while.

It Doesn’t Amount to a Hill of Beans: what ever you are talking about is not worth much.

It’s Blowin’ Up a Storm: There’s trouble ahead.

Over Yonder: giving directions.

‘Til the Cows Come Home: Cows take their time doing anything.

If I Had My Druthers: If it was up to me.

I Reckon: I guess, I suppose, I think, I imagine.

If the Creek Don’t Rise: We will be there unless something happens.

Hold Your Horses: Slow down.

Well, I Declare: Said when surprised, unhappy, etc.

Heavens to Betsy: an exclamation of surprise, anger, any emotion.

Hush Your Mouth: Shut Up.

Too Big for His Britches: he has an inflated ego.

Caddywhompus: out of alignment.

Smiling like a Possum eating Shit: I’m happy

Confident that the Orange Fuhrer will accomplish his Legislative Agenda, Language Companies Babble, Rosetta Stone, and others are working hard to create a curriculum to teach all how to speak AMERICAN.

Rosetta Stones new offering on teaching AMERICAN

Witch Hunts and Peas in a Pod

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Sufferer has maintained that he is the target of a Witch Hunt by Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller and his band of Democratic Henchman Prosecutors

– Sarkes analyzes the Investigation of Special Prosecutor Ken Starr who had Billary (Bill and Hillary) Clinton in his Cross Hairs, was this a Witch Hunt?

– Are Donald Trump and Bill Clinton 2 Peas in a Pod?

The Golden Victim claims that he is the target of a Witch Hunt in regards to his Presidential Campaign Collusion with the Russian interference in the 2016 Election. The Orange Casualty charges that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller, a Registered Republican turned Demon Dem, is leading the Witch Hunt and has hired a Dozen Democrats who can’t find any Russian Collusion. So now, they are branching off into other areas of the Golden Martyr’s business dealings and personal life. The Mueller Investigation started in May 2017 so it has lated 1 year and 3 months.

Registered Republican turned Demon Dem Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Many of Sarkes Corner’s Subscribers are too young to remember the investigation of Billary Clinton by GOP Special Prosecutor Ken Starr. Starr was a Special Prosecutor who was charged with investigating Billary Clinton’s involvement in the failed Whitewater Development Company. Like the Mueller Investigation with the Russian Collusion in the 2016 Elections, the Starr Investigation of Billary Clinton started with Whitewater and then expanded to several aspects of Billary’s business dealings and personal life.

Republican Special Prosecutor Ken Starr nailed Slick Willy Clinton

After the Ken Starr investigation of the Whitewater Development Corporation / Madison Guaranty / and the Rose Law Firm, did not prove any crimes committed by Billary, Ken Starr expanded his investigation into:

Vince Foster’s Suicide: Vince Foster was Clinton’s Deputy White House Council and had been a Partner in the Rose Law Firm (see the Whitewater connection). While working at the White House, he suffered depression and committee suicide. Several conspiracy theories emerged that Billary Clinton was somehow involved in Vince Foster’s death.

Travelgate: The White House travel office controversy was the first major ethics issue of the Clinton White House. Seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired. The White House stated the firings were done because financial improprieties in the Travel Office operation during previous administrations. But the GOP contended the firings were done to allow friends of Billary Clinton to take over the travel business.

Filegate: This focused on the Clinton Administration gaining improper access to FBI Security Clearance documents. Craig Livingstone, director of the White House’s Office of Personnel Security, improperly requested, and received from the FBI, background reports on several hundred individuals. Conspiracy theorists believe that First Lady Hillary Clinton requested and read the security files for political purposes.

Paula Jones: Her is where Bill “Slick Willy” Clinton screwed up. He was being sued by Paula Jones for sexual harassment. During this proceeding, and under oath, Slick Willy denied ever having sexual relations with White House Intern Monica Lewinsky. This was an important case since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a sitting U.S. president is not exempt from civil litigation for acts committed outside of public office. Hmmmmmmm

Monica Lewinsky: This is where Ken Starr nailed Slick Willy. Slick Willy was Tapping White House intern Monica Lewinsky, which while consensual, was very inappropriate. But that’s not what got the Slickster in hot water. He was caught in a lie during his testimony in the Paula Jones Law suit AND was charged with Obstruction of Justice as he tried to persuade Monica Lewinsky to submit a false affidavit stating that the two never had sexual relations.

Slick Willy Tapped White House Intern Monica Lewinsky

It took Independent Council Ken Starr from August 1994 until September 1998, that’s 4 years and 1 month, and searching several rabbit holes, before he finally nailed Slick Willy. Slick Willy was Impeached by the US House of Representatives and charged with Perjury and Obstruction of Justice before ultimately being acquitted of all charges by the US Senate.

Using the GOP Ken Starr model for Independent Council investigations, Robert Mueller still has 2 years and 10 months to investigate the Orange Oligarths Russian Collusion or any other rabbit hole he steps into.

So given all that, Sarkes asks: Are Bill Clinton and Donald Trump 2 Peas in a Pod? Let’s see.

– Both are adulterous P-Grabbing Latharios
– Both are habitual Liars
– Both had shady and some say, illegal, Business dealings
– Both were being investigated by an Independent, Special Prosecutor

So Sarkes says Yes, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are 2 Peas in a Pod.

The Donald and Slick Willy
Trump and Slick Willy, 2 Peas in a Pod

Enemies List

Executive Summary:

– Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon had an Enemies List
– Donald “Orange Traffic Cone” Trump has an Enemies List
– Does Sarkes have an Enemies List?

Disgraced President Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon had an Enemies List which included over 100 political opponents, mostly all Democrats. Nixon planned to use his influence as President to have the IRS perform tax audits on his “enemies” and influencing Government organizations to manipulate; grant availability, federal contracts, litigation, etc. In the end, it there is no evidence that Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon, ever implemented his “Enemies” plan, although it is widely speculated that he would have if not forced to resign his Presidency in disgrace.

Thumbs Up, Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon

Current President Donald “Golden Emperor” Trump also has an Enemies List which includes dozen of former Government officials from the Intelligence Community, FBI, CIA, and the Former Free Press. Unlike his predecessor Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon, the Orange Oligarch has taken the first step to eliminating those on his Enemies List by rescinding the Security Clearance of former CIA Chief John Brennen, and outspoken critic of the Golden Goose Stepper.

Thumbs Up, Donald “The Golden Emperor” Trump

In many ways, Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon and the Orange Creamsicle are two peas in a pod.

Nixon and Trump, 2 Peas in a Pod

With all this talk about Enemies List, “Many People Say, Sarkes, do you have an Enemies List?”. Sarkes, a Truth Machine, must sadly admit that indeed, he has an Enemies List. Sarkeses Enemies List is small, just one person – Los Angelas Rams Owner Stan Kronke.

Despicable LA Rams Owner Stan Kronke

You know Stan Kronke, named after St. Louis Icon, Stan “The Man” Musial. Billionaire Stan Kronke made his money the old fashioned way, he married Sam Walton’s daughter and used his money on Real Estate deals extorting cities and states with unreasonable requests for Tax relief. When St. Louis Ram’s Owner Georgia Frontiere died, Kronke started his devious plan to move the St. Louis Rams to Los Angelas which he accomplished in 2016.

Uncommon to his Armenian heritage, Sarkes is calm, mild mannered, under control, and never gets upset. This all changed with Kronke moved the St. Louis Rams to LA.

Kronke is: 1000 Percent Despicable, Psycho, Bad Dude, Bad Hombre, Ashamed, Rigged, Beleaguered, Low Energy, Totally Illegal, Mean, Carnage, Low IQ, Evil, Cowardly, Crazy, Phony, Crooked, Obstructionist, Deplorable, Dumb as a Rock, Failed, Low Rated, Fools, Criminal, Enemy of the People, Seriously Flawed, Thug, Flake, Deranged Animal, Sleepy Eyes, Dog, Covfefe.

In many ways, Stan Kronke and the Golden Exalted Leader are also two peas in a pod.

Trump and Kronke, 2 Peas in a Pod
Nixon, Trump, Kronke, 3 Peas in a Pod

The Many Faces of Welfare

Executive Summary:

Welfare in America today crosses all racial, economic, and demographic boundaries.

1. Welfare for the Inner City Single Mothers:

Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC) was a federal assistance program in effect from 1935 to 1996 created by the Social Security Act to provide financial assistance to children whose families had low or no income.

The program grew from a minor part of the social security system to a significant system of welfare administered by the states with federal funding. AFDC was criticized for offering incentives for women to have children, and for providing disincentives for women to join the workforce. In 1996, AFDC was replaced by the more restrictive Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) program.

An Inner City Welfare Mother

2. Welfare for Health Care for the Poor:

Medicaid is a joint federal and state program that helps with medical costs for people with limited income and resources. Medicaid also offers benefits not normally covered by Medicare, like nursing home care and personal care services. Medicaid is a government insurance program for persons of all ages whose income and resources are insufficient to pay for health care.

Medicaid is the largest source of funding for medical and health-related services for people with low income in the United States, providing free health insurance to 74 million low-income and disabled people, 74 million! That’s 23 percent of the US population.

Of the 74 million Poor people who receive Medicaid, the major categories include; 46% are children, 15% are Disabled, 12% are Senior Citizens who also receive Medicare, and 2% are Institutionalized.

A Suburban Disabled Person on Medicaid

3. Welfare for Farmers as the result of the Orange Negotiator’s Tariffs:

The Amber Waves Of Grain announced a $12 billion in emergency aid to farmers caught in an escalating trade war, seeking to temper growing Republican dissent over the escalating Tariff Wars.

The $12 billion aid package (Welfare for Farmers) is designed to help farmers facing tariffs in China, Mexico and other countries that imposed the levies on U.S. products in response to the Golden Negotiators tariffs on imported steel and aluminum. It is the latest sign that growing trade tensions between the United States and other countries are unlikely to end soon.

A Rural Soy Bean Farmer receiving Tariff Welfare

So, Welfare in America today is given to Urban, Suburban, Rural Americans who are Black, Brown, Yellow, Red, that are unemployed, or Disabled and even to able bodied Farmers. God Bless America.

Children Against Tariffs

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Negotiator says Trade Wars are easy to Win.

– Most Economists say Trade Wars only hurt consumers.

– Children are fighting against Tariffs.

The Golden Ambassador has picked a fight, a Tariff War, with Canada, Mexico, China, the European Union, and well, everyone. The Orange Arbitrator is confidant that the rest of the world will blink first and another chapter of MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN will be finished. God Bless America……First……..and Only.

Most Economists say that Trade Wars only hurt consumers. These Economists must be Academic Liberals, so what do they really know about the real world. But the Golden Professor knows the real world and how to win.

But now, a new radical movement has been started by Children in Washington DC. This movement, Children Against Tariffs or CATs, is organizing peaceful protests against the ever escalating Trade War started by the Orange Adjudicator.

Now the CATs Movement is not to be confused with the PUSSY HAT Movement, where millions of women wore Pink knit hats in protest over the election of the Golden P-Grabber.

Sarkes was first exposed to the CATs Movement when visiting granddaughter Addison in Washington, DC. One morning, Addison and Nanny-Share friend Jackson were wearing shirts in support of US companies most harmed by the thoughtless Tariff War started by the Orange Emissary, Boeing and Harley-Davidson Naturally, Addison was wearing a Boeing shirt in support of her grandfather Sarkes and Jackson a Harley-Davidson shirt cause, well, he does look like a future biker. See picture below.

Harley-Davidson was viciously criticized by the Golden Counterpuncher when they announced that they would be forced to move some production of their motor cycles overseas as a result of the Tariff Wars. Of course, the Orange Conciliator continues to screw with Boeing, the number 1 United States EXPORTER of products which is perplexing. Sarkes wonders why the Golden Ringleader would attack America’s Cash Cow.

Both 11 months old, neither Addison or Jackson could provide details about why they had joined the CATs Movement, but Sarkes is proud that the youth of America today are getting involved in the political process. Lets hope that the Children Against Tariffs, the CATs, have more influence over the Golden Intellectual than all of the world’s failed Economists. Someone needs to put a stop this senseless Tariff War.

2 Women wearing Pussy Hats in Protest of Trump’s Election
Granddaughter Addison and friend Jackson Protesting the Tariff War
Great Boeing Commercial Aircraft crippled by the Tariff War
Harley-Davidson moving Production of it’s Hogs Overseas due to the Tariff War

The Red Hen or The Olde Red Hen?

Executive Summary:

– An Ontario, Canada, restaurant, The Olde Red Hen, was targeted by Sarah Sanders supporters

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Canadian Bureau Chief Dennis Parass with a story about American Cyber Bullying of Canadians.

An Ontario eatery, The Olde Red Hen, has been targeted by supporters of Sarah Sanders. After Sarah Sanders was asked to leave The Red Hen, in Lexington, VA, because she worked for the Orange Monarch , a tsunami of negative, angry, and threatening comments were posted on the Facebook Page of The Olde Red Hen, in Collingwood, Ontario, Canada.

Some of the postings on the Olde Red Hen’s Facebook Page:

Thomas Collins: “Hope you go out of business you liberal trash. Clean up this dump.”

Albert Holland: “I wonder how long before the Red Hen slop house folds and goes bankrupt?.”

Connie Szcepanik: “Shame on you, Bigots and hypocrites!”

Canadian Diane Smith, the owner of the Olde Red Hen, said she was initially baffled by the avalanche of Facebook notifications. She called her restaurant to make sure everything was OK. The staff was equally confused”.

After figuring out the source of the postings, Owner Smith said: “They were all Americans. We had to straighten it out. My restaurant was really attacked about bad service..”

The Golden Counter Puncher also weighed in on this issue, slamming The Red Hen in another classic Tweet: “The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows, it badly needs a paint job, rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I have a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!

OK, there are so many angles to this story that Sarkes, a Truth Machine, will sort this all out to the loyal subscribers to Sarkes Corner:

Many of the growing list of Canadian subscribers to Sarkes Corner have informed Sarkes that they are fed up with the constant bullying of Canada by the Gold Czar and his staff, and are taking action by cancelling their planned American vacations and are considering cancelling their subscription to Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes DOES feel badly for Sarah Sanders. People must understand that Sarah is a paid Lap Dog for the Orange Emperor. It is her job to try to interpret the often in-comprehensive rantings of the Golden Bull Horn. There is an Old Armenian Expression that fits here: “Don’t Shoot the Messenger”.

Sarkes is compelled to give a lesson to his Canadian friends. Dear Canadians, to make sense of all of this one must understand the Orange Bully’s “Base”. His Base are typically uneducated, underemployed, white, rural, folk who are not the brightest Leaf on the Maple Tree. These Americans are concerned about their Guns and Beer, and cannot be held responsible for confusing The Red Hen in Virginia with The Olde Red Hen in Ontario. It was an honest mistake. In America we have the Constitutional Right to be stupid.

Sarkes also dug into the vicious attack on The Red Hen in Virginia by the Golden Exhaled Leader. Sarkes confirmed that the Orange Burger Meister has never been to The Red Hen in Virginia, so his charges on the cleanliness of the establishment is questionable. Sarkes analyzed the menu at The Red Hen in Virgina and could not find a Quarter Pound Hamburger w/Cheese and Fries on the menu. Sarkes infers this lack of Red Meat is the real reason that the Golden Arches spewed such venom about The Red Hen.

In conclusion, Sarkes asks his Canadian friends to calm down and to not throw gas on an already raging fire. You can always build a wall on your Southern Border and try to make America pay. You can use the model that America is using to build a Great Beautiful wall on our Southern Border that will be paid by Mexico.

Sarah Sanders expelled from The Red Hen
The Olde Red Hen in Ontario, Canada
The Red Hen in Lexington, VA
The Orange Bully ranting against The Red Hen, or The Olde Red Hen?