Be Aware if Traveling to Florida

Executive Summary

– The State of Florida has revoked 291 concealed weapons permits after an employee stopped reviewing background checks

– Florida Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam said his agency had a ‘deceitful’ employee.

Sarkes thanks Sarkes Corner Contributor and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this story out of Florida from CNN. Cindy, a frequent traveler to Florida, the Gunshine State, is always on the lookout for stories of the antics of Florida Crackers.

Florida, the Gunshine State, have over 1.5 MILLION citizens with Concealed Carry Permits, 1.5 MILLION! The overwhelming majority of these citizens are Crackers who are low on the Socio-Economic and Intelligence scales.

It is unknown how many Florida Crackers Pack Heat without bothering to apply for a Concealed Carry Permit.

To compound matters, Florida recently revoked almost 300 concealed weapons permits after discovering that a state employee failed to review criminal background checks on applicants because she couldn’t log into the computer system. So, instead of calling IT, the Florida State Clerk just issued the Concealed Carry Permits without conducting the required Background Checks. Some Florida State Government employees are not the sharpest knifes in the drawer.

As a result of computer problems, which lasted for more than a year, 291 people got concealed carry permits who should not have received them. That’s 291 Crackers who should not be Packing Heat.

Florida Commissioner Adam Putman, now a candidate for Governor to replace Tricky Ricky Scott, said: ”The former employee was both deceitful and negligent, and we immediately launched an investigation and implemented safeguards to ensure this never happens again.

There you have it. Travelers to Florida Beware. At any pubic venue, Restaurant, Shopping Malls, Ball Park, everywhere, the stranger next to you most likely is Packing Heat, and some number of these are Crackers who should have never been issued a Concealed Carry Permit.

Florida Politician Adam Putman (left) with other Old White Guys with Guns
Florida Crackerette Packing Concealed Heat
Florida Cracker Packing Concealed Heat

Sarkes Corner: Iowa Pooch Shoots Owner

Executive Summary:

– Iowa Pooch, Balew, was Packing Heat and accidentally shot his owner.
– Reactions are strong across the country

One of Sarkes Corner’s Core Competencies is reporting on accidental shootings like: Infant on Infant, Infant on Parents, Cracker on Cracker, Dog on Owner, etc. While these stories are tragic, they always generate a passionate discussion on the 2nd Amendment.

Such is this story of an accidental Dog on Owner shooting in Iowa.

An Iowa man, Richard Remme, of Fort Dodge, says his dog inadvertently shot him while they were roughhousing Wednesday.

2nd Amendment Einstein Remme told police he was playing with his dog, Balew, on the couch and tossed the dog off his lap. Remme says that when the Pit Bull-Labrador mix bounded back up, he must have disabled the safety on the gun in his belly band AND stepped on the trigger.

The gun fired, striking one of Remme’s legs. He was treated at a hospital and released later that day. Authorities classified this shooting as an accident and no charges were brought against Balew.

Ft. Dodge police Chief Roger Porter said: “Unfortunately, in this case, you can’t foresee things that can happen, and this was just one of those freak accidents. Wrestling around with your dog, you wouldn’t think it could happen, but it did and it was unfortunate. It could have been a lot worse than it was, so we’re thankful Remme is OK,”

Sarkes believes that something here stinks. What is the probability that Pooch Balew has the skill to disable the Safety on the gun and then pull the trigger, all in a matter of seconds? And, is the Ft. Dodge Police Department covering something up? Hmmmmm, give Sarkes a break.

Shots fired, Dog Owner Down.

Reaction across the country was strong and typical of the aftermath of a Dog on Owner shooting:

The Human Society: The senseless Dog on Owner shooting must stop. Dogs are not protected under our Constitution and have no 2nd Amendment rights. Owners who arm their Dogs should be held accountable and procecuted, its not the Dog’s fault. Dogs and Cats should not have access to guns.

The NRA: Guns don’t kill people, Dogs kill people. This was an accident, the Price of our Freedom. Dogs should be properly trained to Pack Heat. The NRA will vigorously fight any Gun Control legislation that infringes on our citizens, or their Dogs, right to bear arms.

President Trump – The Orange Rifleman: My thoughts and prayers go out to all victims of Dog on Owner shootings. Liberal Democrats will use this tragic accident to take away guns from our Dogs. While I am your President, this will never happen.

2nd Amendment Einstein Remme recovering with Pooch Balew
White Dogs, like White People, Pack Heat
The NRA says that Cats have 2nd Amendment Rights
Poor, Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural Pooches support the Orange Canine

An FBI Shooting Gone Bad

Executive Summary:

– An Off-Duty FBI agent accidentally shoots man while dancing at bar in Denver

An Off-Duty FBI agent was impressing a crowd at a downtown Denver distillery and bar with dance moves and an improvised backflip — until his handgun tumbled out of his waistband holster and a round went off as he picked it up, injuring another club goer.

The victim was hit in the lower leg and taken to a local hospital but is expected to be OK, according to Denver Police. 

It’s unclear whether the FBI agent had been drinking and authorities are awaiting results of blood tests to determine whether alcohol was a factor. Yeah, what is the probability that alcohol was NOT involved!

The federal Law Enforcement Officers Safety Act, enacted in 2004, allows qualified law enforcement officers, and qualified retired law enforcement officers, to carry a concealed firearm in any jurisdiction in the United States, regardless of state or local laws.

The Orange Commander In Tweets chimed in on this issue with a Tweet:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 6 @ 3:56AM
FBI Agents dancing and doing backflips with loaded firearms all started with Comey and Obama. This will stop under my watch. This would have never happened under J. Edgar Hoover, now that was a man’s man, not a panty waist like the current FBI agents.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 6 @ 4:30AM
The Fake News Liberal Press is blowing this all out of proportion. I said that FBI agents can carry their guns, but they must stop doing back flips. For the real news, watch Fox News, Breitbart News or Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes Analysis:

The problem here is obvious. The Off-Duty FBI agent was White. We all know that White Men cannot dance. Worse than that, White Men cannot do back flips.

Now if one wants to do a back flip, the perfect teacher is Ozzie Smith, Hall of Fame Shortstop for the perennial World Champion St. Louis Cardinals. Ozzie, a Black Man, would do an incredible Back Flip as he ran onto the field for every Season Home Opening Game. Ozzie did this for his 19 years as a Major League player, sticking his landing each and every time. If this was the Olympics, Ozzie would have been awarded a perfect 10 by the Judges, even the Commie Russian Judges.

The Lesson Learned for White Men trying to impress the gals at a Bar: Buy them a Drink, avoid dancing or trying a backflip.

The Badge of the FBI Agent in Denver
Eyewitness Pictures of the FBI Agent shooting a fellow Bar Patron
St. Louis Cardinal Hall of Fame Shortstop Ozzie Smith doing his Back Flip

A Different Kind of Gun Story

Executive Summary:

– St. Louis Cardinals Catcher Yadia Molina was injured when a 102 MPH Foul Tip smashed into his Boys

– The St. Louis Cardinals are taking action by buying Bullet Proof Cups

In a recent baseball game against the Chicago Cubs, St. Louis Cardinal Yadia Molina was behind home plate when a 102 mph fastball caromed off the bat and right into his Package. To protect his Gonads, Molina was wearing the standard issue Cups worn by all Major League Baseball catchers.

Molina eventually required surgery for hematoma and was placed on the Diabled List. Molina is expected to be out for 4 to 5 weeks. OUCH. Take it from Sarkes, Yadia Molina is one Tough Puerto Rican.

But a baseball catcher taking a shot to his Nuts does not make this story Sarkes Corner Worthy. Then what?

In an attempt to protect the Finacial investment in their catchers, the St. Louis Baseball Cardinals bought three ballistics-tested Testicles protectors—one for each of their catchers. Yup, you read that correctly. These new Cups can stop a speeding Bullet.

These Rock Protectors were manufactured by company “Armored Nutshellz,”, no, Sarkes does not make this stuff up.

Company CEO Jeremiah Raber felt so confident in his product, that he had someone shoot him in the balls with a gun. Wow, not that’s one way to demonstrate the quality of your product!! Who amongst us would demonstrate a new product we developed by taking a shot to the groin.

These Crown Jewel Protector cups were designed not only for athletes, but also law enforcement officials, and the military.

Alas, for the St. Louis Cardinals, these Bullet Proof Cups came to late for Yadia Molina.

See Yadia Molina in pain and the Inventor of the Bullet Proof Cup:

Best Place to Hide Heat from the Police

Executive Summary:

A woman from the Shoot Me State, Missouri, thought she had found the perfect place to hide her Heat from the Police.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and friend Betty Wucher for this head shaking story about a woman from Sarkeses former home state, the Shoot Me State, Missouri.

Sarkes is thankful to be able to report on a story that does not include the Golden Gestapo, Stormy Daniels, Rudy Giuliani, Paul Ryan, Patrick Conroy (House Catholic Priest), Sarah Sanders, Robert Mueller, Homey Comey, and the rest of the Clowns that dominate the News each and every day.

Sarkeses neighbors from the Shoot Me State, Missouri, never cease to amaze.

Oh wear to start. Let’s start here. Sarkes cannot make this stuff up. Sarkes is a Truth Machine. Sarkes reports, you decide.

Anika Witt, 27, from Ozark, MO, was caught running drugs in Illinois with her boyfriend, Clinton McDonald, 29. Witt was a long way from home. Ozark, MO, is in the far Southwest corner of The Shoot Me State. Ozark, MO is rural, and it’s inhabitants are uneducated, underemployed, Heat Packing, White Folk, i.e, the Orange Julius’s base.

When these 2 Drug Running Einsteins were pulled over by the Illinois State Federalies, they found Ecstasy in Witt’s bra and Heroin in the car.

Kitt was processed in the McLean (IL) County hoosegow, a standard procedure during that processing is to Strip Search the Perps. During the Strip Search of Witt, a Correctional Office found a fully loaded Kimber .380 pistol, with a bullet in the chamber, ready to fire. Witt had inserted the Kimber .380 pistol ……… into her Vagina……. her Vagina!

Sarkes knows a thing or two about Vagina’s, but the ONE topic that Sarkes is deficient is Heat. So, Sarkes was compelled to do some research on the Kimber .380 pistol. Was it really possible to insert a Kimber .380 pistol into ones Vagina?

First of all, Sarkes must go full komomo, Sarkes has NEVER done a Product Review on a Pistol. Sarkes, a recovering Liberal and soon-to-be Conservative, is still struggling with his new Red Teams love of the 2nd Amendment and Packing Heat.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

The Kimber Micro Raptor is a true “Pocket Pistol”. This pistol has a capacity of 7 bullets, 6 in the clip and one in the chamber. The Kimber Micro Raptor weighs 13.4 ounces, is 5.6 inches long and 1 inch wide.

So Sarkes concludes, based on some recent research on Stormy Daniels, a Kimber Micro Raptor pistol CAN be comfortably inserted into a women’s vagina. Who would have thought.

More research by the Sarkes Corner staff revealed that stashing a gun in one’s Vagina is a more common tactic than one might think.

A Waco, Texas woman was given 10 years of probation last year for possession of methamphetamine and had stuffed a .22 caliber pistol in her Vagina.

A 19-year-old Kingsport, Tennessee, woman was sentenced to three years in prison for the mini-revolver jailers found in her Vagina during a 2014 arrest. A retired car salesman, who reported that gun missing, said the gun would need “a bath in bleach.”

What do these Vagina Heat Packing women have in common? They are all from Bright Red states, proud Conservative Republicans; Missouri, Texas, Tennessee. How could our Founding Fathers ever have predicted the evolution of Vagina Heat Packing Women when then crafted the 2nd Amendment: “……. the Right to Bear Arms…….” Heck, our Founding Fathers never recognized Women at all in our Constitution.

But, there is still more to this story. By inserting fully loaded Heat into their Vagina’s, these Rural, uneducated, underemployed, Heat Packing, White Women, not only put themselves at Risk of a Premature, Accidental shot, but others are also at Risk.

As an example, what would happen if the Orange Lothario Birddog P-Grabbed one of these Vagina Heat Packing Women? This could be result in the strangest assassination attempt of all time.

Man Kills His Wife and Daughter

Executive Summary:
Why is a story about a Man killing his Wife and Daughter Sarkes Corner Worthy?
Well, it’s because his Wife was also his Daughter!

Oh my, see story below from the Associated Press. A man, Steven Pladl, killed his wife, who was also his daughter, and their 7-month-old son and then took his own life after she broke up with him.

Let’s see if Sarkes can get this straight.

We have a Wife who is also a Daughter and we have a Son who is also a Grandson.

Steven Pladl’s mother, who was the first victim’s Mother In Law and Grandmother, and the second victim’s Grandmother and Great Grandmother, called police to check on the Well Being of her Son, Daughter in Law, Granddaughter, Grandson, and Great Grandson.

Police found the entire family killed and were struggling to determine the relationship between the victims, much less how the crime unfolded. Neighbors reported hearing semi-automatic gun fire.

At first, Sarkes assumed that this tangled web of Incest and semi-automatic gun violence had taken place in Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, or any of the other Bright Red states with Heat Packing, Uneducated, Underemployed, Simple Rural White Folk, i.e., Trumps Base, where Incest is not only common but a birth right. Alas, Sarkes finds that this all took place in Connecticut, Connecticut! Who would have thought.

Sarkes can only speculate as to how Heat Packing, Uneducated, Underemployed, Simple Rural White Folk, i.e., Trumps Base, infiltrated Connecticut.

From the Associated Press:

NEW MILFORD, Conn. (AP) — A man killed his wife — who was also his daughter — and their 7-month-old son and then took his own life after she broke up with him, according to a 911 call.

Steven Pladl’s mother called police to say she’d had a disturbing call from him and to ask officers to check on the well-being of her infant grandson.

The mother told police Pladl said he’d killed his baby and his 20-year-old daughter and her adoptive father, who were shot in Connecticut. Pladl’s mother said he was upset because his daughter had broken up with him. The slain infant had been born of the relationship between Steven Pladl and his daughter Katie Pladl.

The 911 call came shortly after witnesses in rural western Connecticut reported hearing what sounded like semi-automatic gunfire Thursday morning. Inside a pickup truck with the window shot out police found the bodies of Katie Pladl and her adoptive father, 56-year-old Anthony Fusco.
Shawn Boyne, chief of police in New Milford, Connecticut.
Police said Steven Pladl later was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a minivan across the state line in Dover, New York.

Another Brother on Sister Shooting

Sarkes Corner – Another Brother on Sister Shooting

Executive Summary:

  • A Mississippi boy, 9, shoots sister, 13, over video game controller.  Sadly, this sister died.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor Jerry Katz for this tragic shooting story out of Mississippi.

A 13 year old Mississippi girl is dead after her 9 year old brother shot her in the back of the head when she would not hand over a video game controller.  

Times for sure have changed.  55 years ago, when Sarkes was a 10 year old is St. Louis, he may have had a disagreement or two with younger sister Cindy (now Mamelian).  Sarkes may have pushed Cindy down, given her a Nuggie, snapped her with a towel, or any similar innocent juvenile prank.  NEVER did it occur to Sarkes to find Heat and shoot Cindy. For one thing, the Korkoian house was Heat Free. 

But here we are 55 years later in Mississippi, a bright Red state.  A state that typically ranks last in Education and Income.  A state where the 2nd Amendment is held in high esteem, 2nd only to the Holy Bible.  Mississippi is ground Zero for Trumps Base, uneducated, underemployed, rural white folk.  

Monroe County, where the crime was committed, is a county on the northeast border of Mississippi next to Alabama.  There are no big cities in Monroe County.  Monroe County is full of simple White Folk and poor Black Folk.

What more can be said.  Sarkes, a Recovering Liberal,  can only spew his new Party (the GOP) Line, “our Hearts and Prayers go out to the family of the slain teenager”.  

From the USA Today:  A Mississippi boy, 9, shoots sister, 13, over video game controller.  

Police say a 13-year old girl in Mississippi is dead after being shot in the back of head Saturday by her 9-year old brother, after she refused to give up her video game controller. 

Monroe County Sheriff Cecil Cantrell said the girl would not give up a video game controller when her brother wanted it.   Cantrell said she was shot in the back of the head, and that the bullet went through her brain.

The girl was rushed to Le Bonheur’s Children’s Hospital in Memphis. Cantrell said late Sunday that she died of her injuries, WLOV-TV and other media reported.

Authorities don’t yet know how the child had access to the weapon they say he used to shoot his sister. It’s also unclear how much knowledge the boy had of the dangers of guns.

“He’s just 9. I assume he’s seen this on video games or TV,” Cantrell said. “I don’t know if he knew exactly what this would do. I can’t answer that. I do know it’s a tragedy.”