Sarkes Corner – Toddler Shoots, Kills Mother

Executive Summary:

– A Florida Toddler shoots his Mother

– The Mother was on a Zoom Call

Due to the frequency and severity of Mass Shootings in America, Sarkes had stopped reporting on Mass Shootings, it was like a broken record.  The Perps are almost always White, 2nd Amendment Zealot, Heat Packing Americans, using Semi-automatic weapons with high capacity magazines.  

But Sarkes will continue to report on another tragic by-product of our 2nd Amendment; Toddlers shooting their Parents, Toddlers shooting their Siblings, Toddlers shooting Strangers, and Toddlers shooting Themselves.   

In 2020, there were 369 unintentional shootings by children resulting 142 deaths.  The relatively low death rate of 39%, when a Toddler shoots their guns, can be attributed to the Toddlers lack of experience Packing Heat.

Toddlers Packing Heat kill 39% of their victims in unintentional shootings

In the latest tragic shooting, a toddler in Altamonte Springs, FL, fatally shot his mother, who was on a Zoom Call, after finding an unsecured handgun.  Someone on the work-related Zoom Conference called 911 and reported that they had seen the Toddler and heard a noise before the woman, Shamaya Lynn, fell backward. 

Shamaya Lynn was the victim of Toddler Gun Crime

A confused and frightened co-worker on the Zoom Call called 911 not knowing where Lynn lived.

“I don’t know where to begin,” the woman told 911. “We’re on a live Zoom Call. One of the girls passed out she was bleeding. She has the camera on. Her baby is crying in the back.  We heard a loud kabloom and then she leaned back and we just saw blood from her face.  She’s not answering or anything. We’re calling her name and she’s not talking or responding.”

Lynn’s toddler could be heard crying in the background, her co-worker said, but they could not see Lynn and she wasn’t responding to them.  The co-worker explained that her manager, who also was on the call, was trying to find Lynn’s address.

Investigators are working with the Seminole-Brevard State Attorney’s Office to determine possible charges against Lynn’s boyfriend, who is the toddler’s father and owner of the Gun.  Investigators determined that the injury was caused by a toddler who found a loaded handgun, which was left unsecured by an adult in the apartment. Police said Lynn was shot in the head.

In a statement released by the NRA, Wayne LaPierre said:  “The NRA is deeply saddened by this accidental shooting, but strongly support the Rights of all Americans to Keep and Bear Arms, even Toddlers.”

Wayne LaPierre and the NRA will not allow guns to be taken from American Toddlers

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Rock Hill, SC

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Rock Hill, SC
  • This Mass Shooting was the 3rd in the US in the past 4 weeks, Sarkes is working TRIPLE Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Black Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Rock Hill, SC.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the Victims Home

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 5 people were murdered, including 2 Children, and 1 person is in critical condition

The Mass Murderer, an angry Black American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Former NFL player Phillip Adams, 32 years old, could have been suffering long-lasting concussion-related injuries

Mass Murderer Adams played in 78 NFL games over six seasons

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) both a .45-caliber and 9mm pistol

Adams came Packing 2 high powered pistols 

The Angry Brown American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed himself before capture by police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The Former Guy, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in Rock Hill, SC, with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

Thoughts and Prayers

Executive Summary:

– There has been 2 Mass Murder Shootings within a Week

– Politicians send their “Thoughts and Prayers”

Sarkes was reflecting on the 2 recent Mass Murders that have occurred within 1 week.  8 innocent people Murdered in Atlanta, GA, and 10 innocent people, including a Police Officer, were Murdered in Boulder, CO.  All were murdered by Americans who have the right to “bear” Semi-Automatic Assault weapons.

Sarkes is normally calm, cool, collected, and never gets emotional.  But when our elected Politicians started with their “Thoughts and Prayers” mantra after these past 2 Mass Murders, Sarkes snapped.

All the Politicians give us after Mass Murders is their “Thoughts and Prayers”
The Politicians “Thoughts and Prayers” are a Big help to the Families of those  Murdered

Sarkes does not believe that the Founding Fathers, when they created the 2nd Amendment, had the vision that Semi Automatic Assault Weapons would be used in Mass Murders all across America.  It took our Supreme Court and the NRA to get us where we are today.  All Americans, even those with a Mental Defect, have “the right to keep and bear arms”.

Our Founding Fathers knew nothing but Single Shot Muskets

Sarkes has had enough of this “Thoughts and Prayers” Bullshit.  If Sarkes hears one more Politician say they send their “Thoughts and Prayers” to the Families of the Murder Victims, Sarkes will go out and buy an AR-15.  

Wait, Whoooo Horse, Hold On …………….. that’s a bad idea, a very bad idea.  

Sarkes has no idea how to:

  • buy an AR-15
  • hold an AR-15
  • Load and Lock an AR-15
  • find the Safety on an AR-15
  • shoot an AR-15

If Sarkes ever bought an AR-15, he would probably be his own first victim.  So, no, no AR-15 for Sarkes.  Sarkes will be content to Bitch and Moan when our elected Senators and Representatives send their “Thoughts and Prayers” to the victims and their families of Mass Murders.

“Thoughts and Prayers” are not enough for many Americans today

So, the only Heat that Sarkes has is his Semi Automatic Lighter that he uses to light the charcoal in his Big Green Egg.

The Only Heat Sarkes owns is his Semi Automatic Lighter
Sarkes could not light his Big Green Egg without his Semi Automatic Lighter

If Sarkes hears another Politician give their “Thoughts and Prayers” to the family of those Mass Murdered, he may check himself into a mental institution…………but could still buy an AR-15. God Bless the NRA and Supreme Court.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Atlanta, GA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at a 3 Massage Parlors in Atlanta, GA

Another Mass Murder, by an Angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Atlanta, GA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) 3 Massage Parlors.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 8 people were murdered, 6 are Asian

The Mass Murderer, an Angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Robert Aaron Long, 21 years old.

Long is one Angry White Man

The Mass Murderer’s Motive (Identify the motive) 6 of the 8 murdered were Asian, it is believed that Long was revenging the “China Flu”.

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • Former President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guards in those Massage Parlors the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like businesses in Atlanta, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

The NRA Needs You

Executive Summary:

  • The National Rifle Association (NRA) has filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
  • More than ever, the NRA needs all Great Americans to “Stand Up and Stand By”

The National Rifle Association (NRA), the powerful gun lobby that has been at the center of some of the nation’s most heated debates over weapons rights, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Friday.  The NRA needs your help!

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMERSarkes does not Pack Heat.  In fact, Sarkes only remembers firing a weapon once, and that was at Boy Scout Camp with Son David over 30 years back (a 22 Single Shot Rifle).  But Sarkes, a Truth Machine, does not let this interfere with his Fair and Balanced Reporting.  DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER

The only Heat that Sarkes Packs is his Long Rifle Lighter used to light candles and BBQ Grill

Our Founding Fathers, in their wisdom, crafted the 2nd Amendment, although “Many People Say” it should have been the 1st amendment:  “A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”

The Founding Fathers should have switched the order of the 1st and 2nd Amendments 

You see, our Founding Fathers fought for our Freedom in the War for Independence against England using single shot rifles and pistols, BUT, our Founding Fathers had the vision that Weapon technology would evolve to today’s Large Magazine, Semi Automatic Assault Weapons.  The 2nd Amendment is no mistake, Noooo. 

The Founding Fathers vision for America is legendary

Founded in 1871, the NRA has built a reputation as one of the nation’s fiercest protectors of gun rights, becoming a major force in national politics and government.

Today, the NRA has more than 5 million members, but still has faced financial turmoil in recent years.  The NRA has also experienced a public power struggle between Wayne LaPierre and Oliver North that ended with North getting the Old Heave Ho in 2019.

Wayne LaPierre got “The Drop” on Ollie North who was Double Tapped and snuffed out of the NRA

The NRA filed for Bankruptcy in Texas.  Chapter 11 bankruptcy is designed to allow companies or organizations to restructure their operations, shed debt, delay lawsuits and emerge as a sustainable enterprise. But it can lead to dissolution or liquidation.

The NRA’s Bankruptcy is blamed on NRA Leaders wasteful, unchecked spending that led the organization to go from a $27.8 million surplus in 2016 to a $36.3 million net deficit in 2018.   Hmmmmm, the Financial disaster of the NRA just happens to coincide with the Trump Administration’s Tax Cut and Spend Economic policies.  Coincidence? ………………. Sarkes Thinks Not.

LaPierre and the Orange Rifleman, Two Peas in an Economic Pod

Thru their Bankruptcy filing, the NRA has committed to changing the errors of their past, and are committed to prudent, financial policies and austere spending practices.  The NRA’s Word is as solid as the Lone Ranger’s Silver Bullet.

Silver Bullets were the Calling Card of the Lone Ranger, an NRA advocate

The disillusion of the NRA, if the Bankruptcy fails, would be a true American tragedy.  Who can forget these Literary Pearls of Wisdom generated by the NRA Leaders, NRA Members and NRA Lackeys:

 “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”

“If there was an Armed Guards patrolling the halls at our Schools the results would have been far better.”

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 

“Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 

“Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this mass shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”

“Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

Members of the NRA include the Famous and Everyday Mericans

Sarkes appeals to all Americans, Heat Packers or Not.  We cannot let the NRA go 4 Paws Up.  This Great American institution and defender of our God Given and Constitutional Rights, must be spared to continue their Nobel calling to make sure that every American can Pack Heat.

Sarkes asks all Americans to make generous donations to the NRA.  Unlike may calls for donations that you see on TV that ask for your donations in any amount, no matter how small, this is not one of those calls.  Sarkes is asking you to make Uuuuuuuge donations to the NRA.

To that end, Sarkes is asking for you to send donations, $100.00 minimum / no maximum, to Sarkes who will make sure that your donation (minus a reasonable management fee) is sent to the NRA to keep them solvent.

Send your donation to:  Sarkes, Estero, FL, 34135

Sarkes doesn’t need to call 911

Yet Another Tragic Cracker Shooting

Executive Summary:

– Florida Cracker Shot His Twin Brother 

– They were just Joking around

23-year-old Cracker Thomas Parkinson-Freeman, and his Twin brother Mathias, were sitting in a parked 1995 Nissan Pathfinder vehicle with another Cracker friend outside their home.   Cracker Mathias pulled out a concealed handgun and pointed it at his Twin Brother Cracker Thomas. Cracker Thomas reacted by pulling out a handgun of his own, pointing it at his Twin brother. Cracker Thomas then pulled the trigger and Twin Brother Cracker Mathias was mortally wounded after being struck in the face.

Cracker Thomas killed his Twin Brother Mathias in another tragic Cracker Heat incident 
The Parkinson-Freeman Cracker abode, the scene of this tragic crime.

Police reported: “The brothers talked and joking around just before the shooting, and there was no indication of any sort of conflict.”  When he was arrested, Cracker Thomas was wearing a gun belt to show it off to the other Crackers.

While rare, some Crackers proudly Pack their Heat in functional and fashionable gun belts

Police concluded that Cracker Thomas was NOT acting in self-defense when he drew and fired his gun because he told detectives that he was not in fear,   and that he did not believe Twin Brother Cracker Mathias had any intention of shooting him. As such, Florida’s Heat Friendly “Stand Your Ground” Law, made famous by the George Zimmerman killing of Trayvon Martin, did not apply.  

George Zimmerman made Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law an NRA Best Practice
The young Cracker Twins in a more innocent time

Cracker Thomas claims that he was reacting based on Training.   Training, Training, what Training?!!  Are these Crackers Twins White Supremacists, far Right Neo-Fascists like The Proud Boys or other such groups?  One of the side benefits of joining a White Supremacist group is access to top of the line Automatic Weapons and first class firearm Training.  

The Proud Boys; are Great Americans, Pack Automatic Heat, are Well Trained, and MAGA

Cracker Thomas has been charged with manslaughter.

What can be said about this incident:

  • A Tragedy 
  • Very Unfortunate
  • What a Waste
  • Truly Heartbreaking
  • Thinning The Herd
The Proud Boys have been instructed by their Orange Commandant to Stand Back, Stand By

Caronavirus and Gun Sales

Executive Summary:

– The Caronavirus has created a demand for Bicycle Sales

– The Caronavirus has created a demand for Gun Sales

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this story about Caronavirus and the Gun Industry.  Full disclosure, sister Cindy is a Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, American. 

While the Caronavirus has had a devastating impact on our economy and American industries, not so for Bicycle Sales.  Americans looking for something to do safely outdoors have turned to riding bicycles.  Many Americans have not ridden a bicycle since their youth, and like Toilet Paper, have emptied Bicycle Stores of their bicycle inventories.

Bicycles, like Toilet Paper, are now in short supply

The same has happened with Gun Sales in Bright Red States, especially Florida, the Gunshine State, and Missouri, the Shoot Me State.  During the 8 years of the Obama Presidency, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing Americans ran Gun Shops out of Ammo and Heat believing that Obama was going to confiscate their Ammo and Heat.  God Bless the NRA from stopping Obama from taking our Heat and Ammo.  Like the Late, Great, Heat Packing American Charlton Heston famously said:  “I”ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands”.  God Bless you Charlton, God Bless you. 

Obama wanted to take Heat and Ammo from Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans
Charlton Heston, a Real Mans Man, was a Great American and an inspiration to all Heat Packing Americans

With the election of the Orange Rifleman in 2016, and unexpected consequence was a drastic reduction in Gun Sales and Ammo.  Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans were no longer fearful that the Government would confiscate their Heat and Ammo.  Some Heat manufactures filed for Bankruptcy and a number of Gun Shops were forced to close. 

Who would have though that the election of the Orange Lugar would have a negative impact on Gun Sales

A silver lining in today’s Caronavirus world is an exponential increase in Gun Sales, especially a spike in first-time Heat buyers.  What has driven the resurrection of Heat Sales – concern over civil unrest because of what coronavirus is doing to the economy has led more people to buy guns.  And, God Fearing, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans want to protect their homes from the Hoard of Rioters in the wake of the George Floyd killing by Minneapolis Police.

God Fearing, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Americans are buying Heat to protect their homes from the Rioting Hoards

In the Gunshine State, Government DuhSantis closed non-essential businesses like movie theaters, bars, restaurants, movie theaters, but allowed essential business like WWE Wresting and Gun Shops to remain open.

Governor DuhSantis declared that WWE Wresting and Gun Shops were Essential businesses

A day after DuhSantis’s stay at home order, Orlando Gun Shop, “Shoot Straight”, found more than 20 people waiting in line outside the business before its 11 a.m. opening.  Their sales have exploded, pun intended, everyday since.

Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Floridians waited in line to buy Heat and Ammo

This movement is not unique to the Gunshine State, Gun Shops across the country are reportedly seeing increased sales, prompted by people beefing up their home defenses over concerns coronavirus could cause problems with society.

What are these Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing Americans purchasing?   Popular purchases include handguns and pump-action shotguns.

The Pump-Action Shot Gun is the Weapon of choice to protect one’s home from Caronavirus-crazed Home Invaders
While not as effective as the Shot Gun, a handgun is portable and easy to use

Americans have been Packing Heat to protect themselves since the First, Original, Rioting Hoards – The Boston Tea Party.

Disenfranchised White Folk Packing Heat rioted in what we now call the Boston Tea Party

Sarkes understands that his conversion to a Reagan-Trumpian Conservative will not be complete until he Packs Heat.  Sarkes is struggling in this area.  In order to make progress to Pack Heat, Sarkes has made a poster of motivational mantras to remind him of all of the benefits of becoming a Heat Packing Conservative:

“Guns don’t kill People, People kill People”

“If there were Armed Guards patrolling our Schools the results would be far better”

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a  gun is a good guy with a gun”

“The Mass Murders with Semi Automatic Weapons are just the Price of our Freedom”

God Bless the Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans.  The Caravan of Rioting Hoards will not breach their homes.  God Bless America.

2019 – A Record Year

Executive Summary:

  • Its that time of year to recap 2019
  • 2019 was a record year for Mass Murders in America

Well, 2019 was a record year for Mass Murders in America.  There were more mass killings in 2019 than any year dating back to the 1970s.  In 2019, there were 41 mass killings, defined as when four or more people are killed. 211 people were killed in these mass murders. Sarkes, an Award Winning Statistician, calculates that an Average of 5.15 innocent men, women, and children were murdered in the 41 mass killings.

The highlight Mass Murders that garnered the most coverage occurred in:  El Paso, Texas (22 murdered), Virginia Beach, Virginia (12 murdered), Dayton, Ohio (9 murdered), Odessa, Texas (8 murdered), and and Gilroy, CA (4 murdered). 

The 211 people killed in 219 is still eclipsed by the 224 victims in 2017, when the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history took place in Las Vegas. If not for the 59 people murdered in Las Vegas, 2019 would have taken the record for not only the number of Mass Murders, but also people killed.

The Mass Murderers were almost all Angry White Men and their weapon of choice were Semi-Automatic Assault Rifles.

Angry Racist Patrick Crusius wins the Award for the most killed in El Paso.  Crusius did not like Mexican Invaders

The Semi Automatic Assault Rifle AR-15 was the weapon of choice for the Angry White Mass Murderer

When informed about the Record Mass Murders in 2019:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If more Americans were carrying guns, there would be less mass killings.
The Orange Lugar would like all Americans to Pack Heat
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.
  • If Charlton Heston were alive today he would say:  “I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”

Sarkes often wonders if our Founding Fathers might have reconsidered the 2nd Amendment if they had a clue that our right to “Bear Arms” would contribute to these Mass Murders. 

Lock and Load America, Lock and Load. Happy New Year, the clock on Mass Murders starts up again on January 1, 2020.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Santa Clarita, CA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at a High School in Santa Clarita, CA

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Santa Clarita, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Saugus High School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 2 people were murdered and 3 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Nathaniel Berhow, 16 years old.

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an .45 semi-automatic pistol.

When an AR-15 is not practical, the Mass Murderer in America prefers the .45 Caliber Semi-Automatic pistol

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) shot himself and is expected to die

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guards patrolling the halls at Saugus High School the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Odessa, TX

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Odessa, TX

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Odessa, TX.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) on the streets in and around Midland and Odessa, TX, this was a first, a Mobile Mass Murder.

Special Note:  This mass murder by an angry white man happened one day before 10 new laws came into effect in Texas.   These relaxed Texas gun laws eased restrictions on where and how the good citizens of Texas can Pack Heat.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 7 people were murdered and 22 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Seth Ator, 36 years old, who was stopped for a traffic violation after being fired from his job hours before.

Angry Young Deranged White Man Seth Ator

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AK-47 Assault Rifle

A Semi-Automatic AK-47 Assault Weapon, a favorite killing machine for the Angry White Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in Odessa and Midland with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers