Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Virginia Beach, VA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in the Virginia Beach, VA

Another Mass Murder, this time, by an angry BLACK MAN!, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Virginia Beach, VA.

Sarkes Notes:  Mass shootings were once the exclusive domain of the Angry White Man packing Heat.  With this Mass shooting, the Angry Black Man has joined this once exclusive Club, sort of like the Black Man and Women being allowed to join White Country Clubs.  

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the Virginia Beach Municipal Building.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 12 people were murdered and 4 were injured. 

Angry Black Man DeWayne Craddock was an Engineer

The Mass Murderer, an angry Black Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) DeWayne Craddock, was an Engineer working for Virginia Beach and a disgruntled employee.

.45 Caliber Pistol with Suppressor and Extended Magazine

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) legally purchased .45 Caliber pistols with Suppressors and Extended Magazines

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

The Angry Black Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was killed by Police

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Virginia Beach Municipal Center the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: STEMS School

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the STEM School Highlands Ranch, CO
  • This Mass Shooting is the 3rd in the past few weeks perpetrated by Angry White Men and 1 Woman who is really an Angry White Man
  • With these Mass Shootings by Angry White Men on the rise, Sarkes is planning on hiring an extra reporter just to cover Mass Shootings in America

Another Mass Murder, by angry White Men, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Highlands Ranch, CO.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the STEMS School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 1 person was murdered and 8 were injured. 

The Mass Murderers, an angry White Man AND A TRANSGENDER WOMAN WHO IS REALLY AN ANGRY WHITE MAN (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Devon Erickson, was a student at STEM School, and Transgender Maya (Alec) McKinney was a student at STEM School.

Angry White Man Devon Erikson
Angry Person Maya (Alec) McKinney is a Transgender Woman who wants to be an Angry White Man 

The Mass Murderers used (Identify the weapon used) multiple pistols stolen from the home of Devon Erickson

Multiple Pistols were used in this Mass Shooting

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Detained by Students and a Security Guard until Police arrived. 

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at STEM Shool the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer(s) Packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: UNC Charlotte

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the University of North Carolina Charlotte 

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Charlotte, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the University of North Carolina Charlotte.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 2 people were murdered and 4 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Trystan Andrew Terrell, was a student at UNC Charlotte but had recently dropped out.

Angry White Man Murderer Trystan Andrew Terrell

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a legally purchased Pistol

The Pistol used by the Angry White Man Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at UNC Charlotte the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Synagogue

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the Poway Synagogue in suburban San Diego, CA.

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) San Diego, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Poway Synagogue.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 1 person was murdered and 3 were injured.  This angry white man would have killed more innocent worshipers but his gun jammed. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) John Earnest, came in gun blasting ranting anti-Semitic slurs.

Angry White Man Murderer John Earnest

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 Semi Automatic Assault rifle

The AR-15, the weapon of choice for the Angry White Man Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Surrendered to Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Poway Synagogue the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at Manufacturing Company in Aurora, IL.

Another Mass Murder, usually by an angry White Man, but this time by an angry Black Man, using Heat, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Aurora, IL.

The Mass Murder happened at a (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Henry Platt Co., a manufacturing plant.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 5 people were murdered and 6 were injured.

The Mass Murderer, angry Black Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Gary Martin, was being terminated from employment.

Angry Black Man Gary Martin was being terminated from his job.

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used)  a .40 Caliber Smith & Wesson Hand Gun

.40 Caliber Smith & Wesson used to kill 5 innocent people

The Angry Black Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was killed by Police.

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Henry Platt, the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Heat Sales are Down!

Executive Summary:

– The NRA, Gunmakers, and 2nd Amendment Zealots are grappling with slumping Heat Sales and a shift in Heat Politics. 

Thanks to neighbor George Taylor for this story about a negative economic indicator, the Sale of Heat.

The NRA, Gunmakers and 2nd Amendment Zealots were doing High 5’s and Deep Knee Bends with the election of the Orange Rifleman as President, along with a GOP Senate and House.  

The NRA, Gunmakers and 2nd Amendment Zealots had laid out their top Political priorities for the Heat industry and were confident that these would be enacted with the GOP monopoly of our Government.  These priorities included:

The Orange Rifleman packs Heat

BUT, instead of increased sales of Heat, an economic phenomena called the “Trump Slump” has occurred.   Heat Sales have been plummeting since the Orange Lugar took office.   

  • making it legal to carry concealed weapons in all 50 states
  • legalizing the use of “Silencers” 
  • protecting our God Given and Constitutional right to own and use Semi-Automatic assault weapons with Uuuuuuge ammo clips
  • Minimizing Government Interference by stopping the expansion of Background Checks to buy Heat.

Gary Ramey, owner of Heat Maker Honor Defense, says the mood at last year’s SHOT Show, which stands for Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade, was subdued. He’s expecting the same this year.

Ramey explains:  “There was no one to beat up. You didn’t have President Obama to put up in PowerPoint and say ‘He’s the best gun salesman, look what he’s doing to our country.  “Numbers are down,” he added. “You can’t deny it. 

The record shows that Heat and Ammo Sales hit record levels during the 8 years of the Obama Presidency.

President Obama, the Top Heat Salesman in History, History.

The National Shooting Sports Foundation’s SHOT Show has been held annually for more than four decades. This year more than 60,000 will attend the event.  There are 13 miles of aisles featuring products from more than 1,700 companies.  Participants will be wearing enough Cammo Clothing to outfit the army of a 3rd World Country.  Sarkes wonders what the Founding Fathers would have done differently if they had a crystal ball and could see the SHOT Show.  Alas, we will never know.  

What’s new in Packing Heat?  Go to the SHOT Show in Las Vegas

The Orange Snipper’s campaign was bolstered by $30 million donation from the NRA and when the Golden Gunman took office, the industry had hoped that a bevy of gun rights legislation would be enacted. The Orange Marksman’s administration quickly nixed an Obama-imposed rule that made it more difficult for disabled people to purchase and possess firearms.

The NRA supports the Disabled Packing Semi-Automatic Assault Weapons.

Alas, the euphoria did not last long.  In addition to plummeting Heat Sales and the lack of movement of the NRA’s Political Agenda, the NRA is having Uuuuuuuuge financial difficulties.  The NRA said it may no longer be able to produce its magazines, run its video streaming service, donate to Republican campaigns, or hold rallies.  The NRA blames Liberal New York Governor Andrew Cuomo for enacting discriminating legislation Targeted (pun intended) at putting the NRA out of business. 

Sarkes does not only report on issues, but also offers solutions.  If the NRA, Gunmakers, and 2nd Amendment Zealots are really interested in returning Heat Sales to the levels of their Glory days, they need to convince the Orange Triggerman to hire President Obama as his “Gun Czar”.  While the Golden Sharpshooter will be criticized by Ann Coulter, Steve Bannon, Sean O’Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh, Heat Sales will Soar, Soar.  

Gun Sales will Soar under new Gun Czar Obama

Another Senseless Mass Shooting

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form.

– This time, a Bank in Sebring, FL. Sebring is 99 miles north of Sarkeses hometown of Bonita Springs, FL…….too close for comfort.

Another Mass Murder by a White Man Packing Heat has happened. In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) SEBRING, FL.

The Mass Murder happened at a (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) SUNTRUST BANK.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) ONLY 5 INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE MURDERED THIS TIME.

The Mass Murderer, angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) 21 YEAR OLD ZEPHAN XAVER, HATED PEOPLE.

Angry White Man Mass Murderer Zephan Xaver.

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police, Surrendered to Police) SURRENDERED TO POLICE.

Shortly after the Mass Murder:
– A spokesman for the NRA said: “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
– President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard in the (BANK), the results would have been far better.”
– The President of the NRA said: “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
– A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “These Mass Murders with Semi-Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom”
– Countless Politicians said: “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
– Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder by an Angry White Man Packing Heat. Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.

The NRA 2018 Company of the Year

Executive Summary:

– Employees at Wisconsin company received Guns as Christmas gifts
– Huh, uh, what, are you kidding me, serious?, whatever

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and sister Cindy Mamelian for this unique story of packing heat out of Wisconsin.

Sarkes doesn’t know much about Wisconsin. What does Sarkes know? Wisconsin is known for: Cheese Curd, Cheese Heads, Sargento Cheese, Culvers Fast Food Restaurant, and the Green Bay Packers.

Sarkes apparently did not know that Wisconsin is home to an NRA Award Winning company, BenShot LLC. BenShot LLC is the NRA’s 2018 Company of the Year The business is best known for its designer glasses featuring beer, whisky, and shot glasses with BULLETS embedded into the glass.

Employees at a glass-making firm in Wisconsin say they are grateful for the guns they received as Christmas gifts from the company. Instead of a cash bonus, each employee at BenShot LLC was given a brand new gun of their choice. Now that’s a gift that keeps on giving.

Employees of BenShot Proudly Pack Heat. Note that no people of Color work at BenShot.

BenShot LLC’s mission is to create unique glassware designs. The “Bulletproof” glass products started as a father and son project and developed into a family business. Each handcrafted glass or decanter comes with an embedded Copper Bullet.

The BenShot Pint Beer glass, a real work of Art and a favorite of 2nd Amendment Lemmings

With each delivery, BenShot provides cleaning instructions: “Glasses should be hand-washed. Dishwashers may tarnish the copper bullet.”

The BenShot Whiskey Rocks glass proudly displays the American Flag, God Bless America

A media relations employee at BenShot LLC is, Chelsea Priest, is grateful for the gift. “For him (the Owner) to stand for something and for the company to stand for keeping us safe is really awesome for them to do that.”

Huh, uh, what, are you kidding me, serious?, whatever

A spokesman for the NRA said: “What America needs is more companies like BenShot. This company understands the importance of the 2nd Amendment and should be considered a benchmark for all American companies big and small”

The BenShot AR-15 Whisky glass is the perfect gift for those Great Americans who Pack this Semi-Automatic killing machine

It’s unknown if the Orange Rifleman will make a campaign rally trip to the BenShot factory. If he does, Sarkes hopes that Michael, the Black Guy”, who is placed behind the Golden MLK at his rallies, shows up. Michel “the Black Guy” has been conspicuous by his absence at recent Trump rallies.

Michael The Black Guy at a Trump Rally, Michael has been absent at Recent Trump rallies

Another Senseless Mass Shooting, Thousand Oaks, CA Edition

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form.

– Sarkes did not think the use of the Mass Shooting Standard Form would come so soon after the Mass Shooting of Jews in Pittsburg, PA.

Another Mass Murder by a White Man using an Illegal weapon has happened. In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Thousand Oaks, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at a (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Bar, the Borderline Bar & Grill.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 12 people were murdered and 15 were injured.

The Mass Murderer, angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Ian David Long, is suspected on having a mental defect.

Angry White Man Mass Murderer Ian David Long

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a legal .45-caliber handgun with an illegal extended magazine.

.45 Caliber Weapon used by Mass Murderer Long

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed himself.

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

A spokesman for the NRA said: “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”

President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard in the Bar, the results would have been far better.”

The President of the NRA said: “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”

A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “These Mass Murders with Semi-Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom”

Countless Politicians said: “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”

Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Shooting Murder by an Angry White Man using a Weapon. Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.

Until the next Mass Shooting Murder by an Angry White Man, Sarkes checking out.

Another Senseless Mass Murder Shooting: Fill in the Blanks

Executive Summary:

– With the continuous rash of Mass Murders by Angry White Men using Semi-Automatic Weapons, Sarkes has created a Standard Form that can be used when the next Mass Murder occurs. And make no mistake, there will be a next time, and a next time and a next time ……….. This Standard Form will save Sarkes time and angst, Sarkes will simply Fill in the Blanks.

Another Mass Murder by a White Man using a Semi-Automatic weapon has happened. In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Pittsburgh, PA.

The Mass Murder happened at a (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Synagogue.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 11 people were murdered and 6 were injured.

The Mass Murderer, angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Robert Bowers, hated Jews and blamed the Jews for the recent invasion of illegal Mexicans.

Angry White Man and Mass Murderer Robert Bowers

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a Semi-Automatic AR-15, the weapon of choice for Angry Mass Murdering White Men, and 3 powerful pistols.

The AR-15, the Weapon of Choice for the Mass Murderer in the US

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was captured by Police.

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

A spokesman for the NRA said: “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”

President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard in the Synagogue, the results would have been far better.”

The President of the NRA said: “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”

A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “These Mass Murders with Semi-Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom”

Countless Politicians said: “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder by an Angry White Man using a Semi-Automatic Weapon. Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.