Yet Another Tragic Cracker Shooting

Executive Summary:

– Florida Cracker Shot His Twin Brother 

– They were just Joking around

23-year-old Cracker Thomas Parkinson-Freeman, and his Twin brother Mathias, were sitting in a parked 1995 Nissan Pathfinder vehicle with another Cracker friend outside their home.   Cracker Mathias pulled out a concealed handgun and pointed it at his Twin Brother Cracker Thomas. Cracker Thomas reacted by pulling out a handgun of his own, pointing it at his Twin brother. Cracker Thomas then pulled the trigger and Twin Brother Cracker Mathias was mortally wounded after being struck in the face.

Cracker Thomas killed his Twin Brother Mathias in another tragic Cracker Heat incident 
The Parkinson-Freeman Cracker abode, the scene of this tragic crime.

Police reported: “The brothers talked and joking around just before the shooting, and there was no indication of any sort of conflict.”  When he was arrested, Cracker Thomas was wearing a gun belt to show it off to the other Crackers.

While rare, some Crackers proudly Pack their Heat in functional and fashionable gun belts

Police concluded that Cracker Thomas was NOT acting in self-defense when he drew and fired his gun because he told detectives that he was not in fear,   and that he did not believe Twin Brother Cracker Mathias had any intention of shooting him. As such, Florida’s Heat Friendly “Stand Your Ground” Law, made famous by the George Zimmerman killing of Trayvon Martin, did not apply.  

George Zimmerman made Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law an NRA Best Practice
The young Cracker Twins in a more innocent time

Cracker Thomas claims that he was reacting based on Training.   Training, Training, what Training?!!  Are these Crackers Twins White Supremacists, far Right Neo-Fascists like The Proud Boys or other such groups?  One of the side benefits of joining a White Supremacist group is access to top of the line Automatic Weapons and first class firearm Training.  

The Proud Boys; are Great Americans, Pack Automatic Heat, are Well Trained, and MAGA

Cracker Thomas has been charged with manslaughter.

What can be said about this incident:

  • A Tragedy 
  • Very Unfortunate
  • What a Waste
  • Truly Heartbreaking
  • Thinning The Herd
The Proud Boys have been instructed by their Orange Commandant to Stand Back, Stand By

Caronavirus and Gun Sales

Executive Summary:

– The Caronavirus has created a demand for Bicycle Sales

– The Caronavirus has created a demand for Gun Sales

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this story about Caronavirus and the Gun Industry.  Full disclosure, sister Cindy is a Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, American. 

While the Caronavirus has had a devastating impact on our economy and American industries, not so for Bicycle Sales.  Americans looking for something to do safely outdoors have turned to riding bicycles.  Many Americans have not ridden a bicycle since their youth, and like Toilet Paper, have emptied Bicycle Stores of their bicycle inventories.

Bicycles, like Toilet Paper, are now in short supply

The same has happened with Gun Sales in Bright Red States, especially Florida, the Gunshine State, and Missouri, the Shoot Me State.  During the 8 years of the Obama Presidency, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing Americans ran Gun Shops out of Ammo and Heat believing that Obama was going to confiscate their Ammo and Heat.  God Bless the NRA from stopping Obama from taking our Heat and Ammo.  Like the Late, Great, Heat Packing American Charlton Heston famously said:  “I”ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands”.  God Bless you Charlton, God Bless you. 

Obama wanted to take Heat and Ammo from Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans
Charlton Heston, a Real Mans Man, was a Great American and an inspiration to all Heat Packing Americans

With the election of the Orange Rifleman in 2016, and unexpected consequence was a drastic reduction in Gun Sales and Ammo.  Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans were no longer fearful that the Government would confiscate their Heat and Ammo.  Some Heat manufactures filed for Bankruptcy and a number of Gun Shops were forced to close. 

Who would have though that the election of the Orange Lugar would have a negative impact on Gun Sales

A silver lining in today’s Caronavirus world is an exponential increase in Gun Sales, especially a spike in first-time Heat buyers.  What has driven the resurrection of Heat Sales – concern over civil unrest because of what coronavirus is doing to the economy has led more people to buy guns.  And, God Fearing, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans want to protect their homes from the Hoard of Rioters in the wake of the George Floyd killing by Minneapolis Police.

God Fearing, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Americans are buying Heat to protect their homes from the Rioting Hoards

In the Gunshine State, Government DuhSantis closed non-essential businesses like movie theaters, bars, restaurants, movie theaters, but allowed essential business like WWE Wresting and Gun Shops to remain open.

Governor DuhSantis declared that WWE Wresting and Gun Shops were Essential businesses

A day after DuhSantis’s stay at home order, Orlando Gun Shop, “Shoot Straight”, found more than 20 people waiting in line outside the business before its 11 a.m. opening.  Their sales have exploded, pun intended, everyday since.

Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Floridians waited in line to buy Heat and Ammo

This movement is not unique to the Gunshine State, Gun Shops across the country are reportedly seeing increased sales, prompted by people beefing up their home defenses over concerns coronavirus could cause problems with society.

What are these Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing Americans purchasing?   Popular purchases include handguns and pump-action shotguns.

The Pump-Action Shot Gun is the Weapon of choice to protect one’s home from Caronavirus-crazed Home Invaders
While not as effective as the Shot Gun, a handgun is portable and easy to use

Americans have been Packing Heat to protect themselves since the First, Original, Rioting Hoards – The Boston Tea Party.

Disenfranchised White Folk Packing Heat rioted in what we now call the Boston Tea Party

Sarkes understands that his conversion to a Reagan-Trumpian Conservative will not be complete until he Packs Heat.  Sarkes is struggling in this area.  In order to make progress to Pack Heat, Sarkes has made a poster of motivational mantras to remind him of all of the benefits of becoming a Heat Packing Conservative:

“Guns don’t kill People, People kill People”

“If there were Armed Guards patrolling our Schools the results would be far better”

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a  gun is a good guy with a gun”

“The Mass Murders with Semi Automatic Weapons are just the Price of our Freedom”

God Bless the Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans.  The Caravan of Rioting Hoards will not breach their homes.  God Bless America.

2019 – A Record Year

Executive Summary:

  • Its that time of year to recap 2019
  • 2019 was a record year for Mass Murders in America

Well, 2019 was a record year for Mass Murders in America.  There were more mass killings in 2019 than any year dating back to the 1970s.  In 2019, there were 41 mass killings, defined as when four or more people are killed. 211 people were killed in these mass murders. Sarkes, an Award Winning Statistician, calculates that an Average of 5.15 innocent men, women, and children were murdered in the 41 mass killings.

The highlight Mass Murders that garnered the most coverage occurred in:  El Paso, Texas (22 murdered), Virginia Beach, Virginia (12 murdered), Dayton, Ohio (9 murdered), Odessa, Texas (8 murdered), and and Gilroy, CA (4 murdered). 

The 211 people killed in 219 is still eclipsed by the 224 victims in 2017, when the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history took place in Las Vegas. If not for the 59 people murdered in Las Vegas, 2019 would have taken the record for not only the number of Mass Murders, but also people killed.

The Mass Murderers were almost all Angry White Men and their weapon of choice were Semi-Automatic Assault Rifles.

Angry Racist Patrick Crusius wins the Award for the most killed in El Paso.  Crusius did not like Mexican Invaders

The Semi Automatic Assault Rifle AR-15 was the weapon of choice for the Angry White Mass Murderer

When informed about the Record Mass Murders in 2019:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If more Americans were carrying guns, there would be less mass killings.
The Orange Lugar would like all Americans to Pack Heat
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.
  • If Charlton Heston were alive today he would say:  “I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”

Sarkes often wonders if our Founding Fathers might have reconsidered the 2nd Amendment if they had a clue that our right to “Bear Arms” would contribute to these Mass Murders. 

Lock and Load America, Lock and Load. Happy New Year, the clock on Mass Murders starts up again on January 1, 2020.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Santa Clarita, CA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at a High School in Santa Clarita, CA

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Santa Clarita, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Saugus High School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 2 people were murdered and 3 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Nathaniel Berhow, 16 years old.

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an .45 semi-automatic pistol.

When an AR-15 is not practical, the Mass Murderer in America prefers the .45 Caliber Semi-Automatic pistol

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) shot himself and is expected to die

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guards patrolling the halls at Saugus High School the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Odessa, TX

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Odessa, TX

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Odessa, TX.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) on the streets in and around Midland and Odessa, TX, this was a first, a Mobile Mass Murder.

Special Note:  This mass murder by an angry white man happened one day before 10 new laws came into effect in Texas.   These relaxed Texas gun laws eased restrictions on where and how the good citizens of Texas can Pack Heat.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 7 people were murdered and 22 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Seth Ator, 36 years old, who was stopped for a traffic violation after being fired from his job hours before.

Angry Young Deranged White Man Seth Ator

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AK-47 Assault Rifle

A Semi-Automatic AK-47 Assault Weapon, a favorite killing machine for the Angry White Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in Odessa and Midland with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Dayton, OH

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Dayton, OH

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Dayton, OH.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) on the streets in the Oregon District in downtown Dayton, OH.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 9 people were murdered and 26 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Connor Betts, 24 years old.

Angry Young Deranged White Man Connor Betts

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a .233 caliber high capacity rifle with a 100 round magazine.

A .223 High Caliber rifle with a 100 round magazine, a killing machine for the Angry White Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the Oregon District with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: El Paso, TX

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in El Paso, TX

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) EL Paso, TX.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) an El Paso, TX Walmart.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 20 people were murdered and 26 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Patrick Crusius, 21 years old.  This is a Hate Crime as this angry young White Supremacist was targeting Hispanic Immigrants.

Sarkes Editorial:  Sarkes would have rather had White Supremacist Crusius shout “Send Them Home,  Send Them Home, Send Them Home!” at the Immigrants than shoot them.

Angry Young White Supremacist Patrick Crusius

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a Semi Automatic Assault Rifle.

A Semi Automatic Assault Weapon, the weapon of choice for the Angry White Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people at Walmart with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Gilroy, CA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at a festival in Gilroy, CA

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Gilroy, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Gilroy Garlic Festival.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 4 people were murdered and 15 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Santino William Legan, 19 years old.

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an Assault Rifle.

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Killed by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guards patrolling the perimeter fences at the Garlic Festival the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Virginia Beach, VA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in the Virginia Beach, VA

Another Mass Murder, this time, by an angry BLACK MAN!, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Virginia Beach, VA.

Sarkes Notes:  Mass shootings were once the exclusive domain of the Angry White Man packing Heat.  With this Mass shooting, the Angry Black Man has joined this once exclusive Club, sort of like the Black Man and Women being allowed to join White Country Clubs.  

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the Virginia Beach Municipal Building.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 12 people were murdered and 4 were injured. 

Angry Black Man DeWayne Craddock was an Engineer

The Mass Murderer, an angry Black Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) DeWayne Craddock, was an Engineer working for Virginia Beach and a disgruntled employee.

.45 Caliber Pistol with Suppressor and Extended Magazine

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) legally purchased .45 Caliber pistols with Suppressors and Extended Magazines

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

The Angry Black Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was killed by Police

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Virginia Beach Municipal Center the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: STEMS School

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the STEM School Highlands Ranch, CO
  • This Mass Shooting is the 3rd in the past few weeks perpetrated by Angry White Men and 1 Woman who is really an Angry White Man
  • With these Mass Shootings by Angry White Men on the rise, Sarkes is planning on hiring an extra reporter just to cover Mass Shootings in America

Another Mass Murder, by angry White Men, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Highlands Ranch, CO.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the STEMS School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 1 person was murdered and 8 were injured. 

The Mass Murderers, an angry White Man AND A TRANSGENDER WOMAN WHO IS REALLY AN ANGRY WHITE MAN (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Devon Erickson, was a student at STEM School, and Transgender Maya (Alec) McKinney was a student at STEM School.

Angry White Man Devon Erikson
Angry Person Maya (Alec) McKinney is a Transgender Woman who wants to be an Angry White Man 

The Mass Murderers used (Identify the weapon used) multiple pistols stolen from the home of Devon Erickson

Multiple Pistols were used in this Mass Shooting

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Detained by Students and a Security Guard until Police arrived. 

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at STEM Shool the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer(s) Packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.