Followup: Vaccines in Florida

Executive Summary:

– Yesterday, Sarkes exposed the Florida Vaccine Vacation Scam

– The same day, Florida changed it’s policy on who gets the Vaccine

Sarkes Corner crack investigative reports exposed a scam that was impacting hundreds of thousand Florida Seniors, age 65 and up, who cannot get an appointment for a Coronavirus Vaccine.   All the while, “Vacationers” from Foreign Countries, and Rich Old White Men from out of state, have been able butt in line to receive the Coronavirus Vaccine, all they needed to do was to prove that they were 65 and older. 

Resident Florida Seniors are frustrated that they cannot get a Vaccine

Simultaneously with the posting of Sarkes Corner, Florida State Officials took action to limit the scant supply of COVID-19 vaccine to full-time and part-time residents.  An Executive Order was issued requiring people seeking an appointment for a Vaccine to provide proof of residency, putting an end to the Vaccine Vacations.

Florida Governor Ron DUHSantis did an abrupt about face to minimize the embarrassment of Vaccine Vacations

After the Posting of Sarkes Corner and the Flip Flop announcement of DUHSantis, the Sarkes Corner Website crashed with the rush of comments coming in from cherished Sarkes Corner subscribers.

A small handful of the comments were critical, stating that Sarkes had broke the Vaccine Vacation Scam story AFTER Florida executed the Flip Flop.  Comments included: 

“Sarkes, you are guilty of bayoneting the dead, shameful”

“This is Fake News, or at best, Alternate Facts, you should be ashamed”

“I can no longer watch Fox News and now I need to boycott Sarkes Corner”

But, the overwhelming majority of comments, over 95 percent, were supportive of the professional reporting from Sarkes Corner staff, and the impact the story had on forcing Florida to change the Vaccine process and eliminating Vaccine Vacations.

You see, Sarkes had sent a draft of the Sarkes Corner that was going to expose the Vaccine Vacations to Ron DUHSantis well in advance of posting the article yesterday.  Sarkes did not get a reply from DUHSantis.  But, apparently DUHSantis, understanding the power and reach of Sarkes Corner, did a 180 degree Flip Flop, in record time, and changed the Vaccine Policy.

Floridians are so frustrated with the antics and bungling of the DUHSantis administration.  “Many People Say” Sarkes, we beg you to run for Florida Governor in 2022 and give the Old Heave Ho to this Clown DUHSantis.  Alas, Sarkes must disappoint his constituents.  Sarkes states emphatically:  “Sarkes shall not seek, and will not accept, the nomination of my party, for the Governorship of Florida.  If nominated, Sarkes will not run, if elected, Sarkes will not serve.”

Sarkes must catch up on travel lost to the Coronavirus, no time to be the Florida Governor

Vaccines in Florida

Executive Summary:

  • Florida has always been a tourism destination 
  • Now, foreigners and out-of-staters are heading to the Gunshine State for a COVID-19 vaccine vacation

Thanks to Dr. Todd Ruecker for this breaking story from Florida, the Gunshine State.  Dr. Ruecker, widely recognized as the smartest subscriber to Sarkes Corner, is often confused with singer Darius Rucker, but they are not related.

Todd and Darius are both successful, but are not related

Although many states are now expanding their eligibility criteria for the COVID-19 vaccine, Florida was one of the first to offer the shot to adults aged 65 and older.   Editors Note:  Sarkes and Chris, residents of Estero, FL, have received their first COVID-19 vaccine and are scheduled for their second shot on February 6.

Chris and Sarkes are beneficiaries of the Senior Friendly Florida vaccination policy

“Many People Say” that the reason that Florida was the first state to give priority to Seniors who are 65 years old is yet another Political Ploy from Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.  You see, DUHSantis, a Donald Trump Orange Mini-Me, is up for reelection in 2022 and hopes that a Tsunami of Florida Seniors will thank him for his compassion and give him a second term.

Over the past 4 years, DUHSantis, the Orange Mini-Me, was one of the most loyal Trump Lap Dogs
DUHSantis is Pro-Wall, and supported Trump by building a big beautiful wall in Florida to keep out the Haitians and others from Shit-Hole Countries

Now, Vaccine-seekers have flocked to Florida from Canada and Argentina, as well as New York and other states.  Governor DUHSantis said in a press conference that most of these visitors are in fact part-time residents, not so-called “vaccine tourists.” “If they have a residence and they’re not just kind of flying by night for a week or two, I’m totally fine with that.  That’s a little bit different than somebody that’s just doing tourism and trying to come here. So we’re discouraging people to come to Florida just to get a vaccine.”

DUHSantis would want you to believe that he is a compassionate, man of the people, don’t be hoodwinked, he is just clueless

However, Florida’s Vaccination Plan DOES NOT require proof of Florida residency for someone to get vaccinated.  Several instances of “outsiders” getting the Coronavirus have been cited:

A 66-year-old woman from Buenos Aires was visiting family in Miami and decided to try to get the vaccine while she was here since the vaccine is not widely available in Argentina.  She went to an official vaccination site in Tampa, showed her passport as identification and proof of travel insurance, and got a vaccine.

Many people from Argentina can pass for Floridian Hispanics

Two Rich, Old, White Guys, New Jersey developers David and Bill Mack, circumvented the official vaccine distribution process and got their shots thanks to their connections with a Florida nursing home. 

The Macks prove that there are advantages for being Rich, Old, and White
The Macks were not required to stand in long lines like Poorer, Senior Floridians

Even Canadian “snowbirds”, who canceled their trips to Florida this year due to the pandemic, are now considering rescheduling in light of DUHSantis’ vaccine rollout.

Sarkes misses his Canadian neighbors and supports them coming back for a Vaccine 
Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau, Eh, knows that if more Canadians go to the US for their Vaccines, the more he will have for his constituents, Eh

Finally, there is a Republican Civil War brewing in Florida.  DUHSantis’ predecessor, and current US Senator, Rick “Tricky Ricky” Scott, has called for a federal investigation into Florida’s coronavirus vaccine distribution, citing reports that Donors to South Florida nursing homes are being offered life-saving shots ahead of the general public. 

You know Tricky Ricky, former CEO of Columbia/HCA.  Under The Tricksters Leadership, Columbia/HCA committed massive Medicare Fraud, and agreed to pay $1.7 billion in fines, then the largest health care fraud case in the country.  But don’t worry about Tricky Ricky, he has repented, thanks to a Golden Parachute that included:  a 5.1 MILLION Severance, 300 MILLION in Stock, and $950,000 per year consulting contract for 5 years.  Not bad.

Rick Scott knows Fraud when he sees it

Rick Scott reports that an executive at West Palm Beach’s MorseLife Health System called donors and members of the assisted living facility’s board and offered them vaccinations while millions of elderly and vulnerable Floridians struggled to get access to the shots.  Tricky Ricky called the details of the report “disgusting,” “immoral” and evidence of “gross mismanagement.”  Scott said:  “We have to do everything possible to get this vaccine out in an efficient and fair manner, and I am calling for a full Congressional investigation into reports of improper vaccine distribution”. 

When DUHSantis was asked about the reports of mismanagement of the vaccine distribution, he said:  “I’m not sure about that.”  Of course he isn’t sure.

Of course DUHSantis is confused, he though all was well

The Florida Civil War between Tricky Ricky Scott and DUHSantis is not new, the Vaccine distribution scandal is just the latest volley. The two Republicans clashed last year over the state’s failing unemployment system, with each pointing a finger at the other for the debacle.  And, The Trickster has been critical of the way DUHSantis has handled the Coronavirus in Florida.

“Many People Say” that this Florida Civil War has erupted as both Tricky Ricky, DUHSantis, along with “Little” Marco Rubio have all expressed interest in running for President in 2024.

Tricky Ricky Scott, Ron DUHSantis, and Little Marco Rubio might come up short if the Orange Candidate decides to run in 2024

Going to Brunch While Black

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 14th in the Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”
  • In this Edition, a Black Teen, on his way to Brunch with his Father, was accused, and attacked by a White Women for stealing her Cell Phone

“XXXX” While Black in America” is a series of Sarkes Corner in-depth reporting that documents White Folk accosting Black People who were going about their daily routines in predominantly White neighborhoods and environments, and calling Police to arrest the Black Perps.  In each case, the White Folk claimed that “I am not a Racist”.

Previous editions of “XXXX” While Black in America” documented:

“Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Cell Phone Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black”, “Eating Yogurt While Black”, “Taking the SAT While Black”, “Picking up Trash While Black”, “In the Hospital While Black” and “Moving Households While Black”

The in-depth reporting found in the Sarkes Corner “XXXX” While Black in America” series should have secured the Nobel Literature Prize for Sarkes.   But, the Nobel Literature Prize was STOLEN from Sarkes by the Nobel Committee who RIGGED the selection process.  Sarkes claims that the Nobel Literature Prize has been the most Rigged Selection in Nobel History.  Sarkeses cadre of Armenian and Jewish Lawyers have over 50 Law Suits in work to overturn the Nobel Literature Prize selection. Sarkes will not rest until every Legal Nobel Literature Prize vote is counted and every Illegal Nobel Literature Prize vote is purged.

The Nobel Committee awarding the Nobel Prize in Literature to others, including Mealy Mouth Bob Dylan, and not Sarkes was:   Fake News, Alternate Facts, Phony, Failed Take Down, Witch Hunt, Charade, Hoax, Hit Job, a Thousand Stabs, Sham, Scam, Set Up, Treasonous, Literature Assassination, Harassment, Lynching, Triple Hearsay, Crusade, and a Terrible Thing.

Mealy Mouth Bob Dylan won the Nobel Literature Prize over Sarkes, that’s Proof enough of a Rigged and Stolen Selection Process

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.  This latest story involves a White Woman, in the Arlo Hotel in New York City,  who falsely accused the son of Black Jazz Musician, Keyon Harrold, of stealing her Cell Phone.  Harrold, and his 14 year old son Harrold Junior, were on their way to Brunch in the Hotel Restaurant.  

For some unknown reason, the White Woman concluded that Harold Jr. had stolen her Cell Phone and started to verbally attack Harrold Sr. and Harold Jr. demanding that they show her their Cell Phones, believing that Harold Jr.’s Cell Phone was hers.  The White Woman was standing behind an Arlo Hotel Manager telling him;  “Literally get it back for me, please”, The Hotel Manager agreed, asking the Harolds to produce their Cell Phones saying; “I’m trying to settle this situation”.

This Woman naturally assumed that a Black Youth in a Boutique Hotel had stolen her Cell Phone, the Arlo Hotel Manager was caught in a Trick Bag

Harold Sr. then said; ”Are you kidding me? You feel like there’s only one iPhone made in the world?”  

The Women saw that Harold Sr. and Harold Jr. are Black, and naturally drew  the conclusion that they must have stolen her Cell phone

When the Harolds would not allow the Woman to inspect their Cell Phones and started to walk away, the Woman attacked Harold Jr, tackling him and searching for his Cell Phone, shouting; “I’m not letting him walk away with my phone!”

The White Woman could not let the Black Youth escape with her Cell Phone, could she?

Police say the woman has been positively identified and is an out-of-state resident.   Police went on to state that the incident is not being investigated as a bias incident at this time, but NYPD Chief of Detectives Rodney Harrison said that after viewing the video, potential charges may include assault, grand larceny or maybe even attempted robbery.

This is the White Woman who attacked the Young Black Teen, shades of George Zimmerman

THE WOMAN’S CELL PHONE WAS LATER FOUND IN AN UBER AND RETURNED TO THE HOTEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHAT

Haven’t we all left our Cell Phones in a Uber at one time or another, and honest mistake Right?

Arlo Hotel management said in a posting that they reached out to Harrold and his son to apologize.  “We’re deeply disheartened about the recent incident of baseless accusation, prejudice, and assault against an innocent guest of Arlo Hotel. No Arlo guest – or any person – should be subject to this kind of behavior.  We want to apologize to Mr. Harrold and his son for this inexcusable experience, and have reached out to them directly to express our sincere regret and to offer help in dealing with the traumatic event.” Let Sarkes interpret: We really stepped in a pile of shit here and will do anything to make this go away.

The Arlo Hotel acted quickly to cover their ass as they prepare for the inevitable legal action

Normally, the Crack, Tier 1 Reporters at Sarkes Corner get the Scoop ahead of all other News Organizations.  In this rare occurrence, CNN was the first news organization to talk to the White Woman Perp by phone.  Sarkeses only explanation is that he is still recovering from Mental Angst from all of the current Election Circus, and that is impacting the Sarkes Corner Staff.

Sarkeses Angst allowed CNN to get the Scoop on The Corner, that should never happen

CNN is not naming the 22 year old White Woman Perp at this time because she said she has concerns for her safety.  Of course, the White Woman Perp disputed Harrold’s account of what happened, even though all of the incident was caught on video.  The White Woman Perp claimed SHE was assaulted during the altercation.

When CNN asked the White Woman Perp whether she’s concerned about possibly facing charges and overall how she is portrayed in the video, she said, “Of course I worry. That’s not who I am. I actually try very hard to make sure that I am always doing the right thing.  I am not a Racist!”

The White Woman Perp is innocent, SHE was attacked, and IS NOT A RACIST!

Sarkes always says that if one has to say that they are not a Racist they probably are. But hey, what does Sarkes know.

Christmas Cookies

Executive Summary:

– Who doesn’t love Christmas Cookies?

– Florida woman makes her Christmas Cookies with Python Eggs

Sarkes has not published a Sarkes Corner for several weeks.  Sarkes had previously taken a Mental Health pause after the Presidential Election in November, and thought that he had recovered enough to lead the Staff of Sarkes Corner to publish the important, relevant, and high quality, Sarkes Corners that the Public has expected for years.

But Sarkes had a relapse, requiring an additional Mental Health pause

Alas, Sarkes had a relapse and had to take a second Mental Health pause.  You see, the Orange Victim continues to dominate the daily news cycle with claims of massive voter fraud, a stolen election, scores of challenges in Federal Courts, talk of Marshall Law, and, when the Do-Nothing Congress finally passed 2 significant pieces of legislation; Military Funding and Covid Relief/Government Funding, the Orange Victim has refused to sign.

The Orange POTUS will not sign 2 important pieces of legislation

With the expiration of Federal Aid, Sarkes had to give his Sarkes Corner Staff notice of possible Pink Slips if Federal Aid is not forthcoming.  The issuance of Pink Slips to the Crack Sarkes Corner staff caused Sarkes much angst.  

Sarkes relieved his angst by smashing a Tennis Racquet

But back on point.  Sarkes decided to publish a more positive Christmas story, and what better feel good story than one that is about Christmas Cookies.  Who doesn’t love Christmas Cookies?

Everyone loves beautiful, tasty, Christmas Cookies

Anyone can publish a feel good Christmas article about beautiful, tasty, Christmas Cookies.  But Sarkes, a Literary Genius, seeks the story that needs to be told, stories that you will not find on Page 1 of notable News Sources.  Here, Sarkes reports on how a Florida Woman makes her Christmas Cookies with Python Eggs.

Christmas Cookies made with Python Eggs have a unique taste

Sarkes provides a brief history of the Pythons found in the Florida Everglades.  The Burmese Python is not native to Florida.  Pythons are believed to have appeared in the Florida Everglades in the early 1980s, having been kept as pets and then released by frustrated owners who got tired of feeding them mice and other live meals. In the Everglades, the Pythons found perfect conditions; plenty of water in which to mate and abundant food. The Pythons in the Everglades have no natural predators, which has led to high reproduction rates. Female Pythons can lay up to 100 eggs a year, with each egg measuring up to 5 inches.

Eggs from the Florida Python are Uuuuuuuuuge!, Uuuuuuuuuuge!

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission have sponsored Python Hunts in the Everglades paying a bounty for each Python killed.  Donna Kalil is a veteran python hunter who just bagged snake number 470 since she joined the python elimination program.  

The Python can run but cannot hide from Hunter Donna Kalil

Donna Kalil is not only a proficient Python Hunter, she is also an award winning Python Chief.  Like all Great White Hunters in America, Kalil eats what she kills.  The Python is called the “chicken of the Glades”.  Kalil is known for making meals, snacks and even sweets from her bounty.  During this holiday season, Kalil has made; Python Jerky, Python Grits, Python Pasta, Python Sliders, and Christmas Cookies made with snake-yolk dough.  Kalil’s top cooking tip: “Don’t overcook python. It’s really tricky to get it right. It takes practice.”

Python meat tastes like Chicken, but is much, much, much, more

But one must proceed with caution.  You see, the Florida Everglades have high levels of Mercury which the Florida Python absorbs.  Kalil suggests that if one wants to cook and eat Python, to use a home testing kit to check mercury levels.

Nothing spoils a great batch of Christmas Cookies faster than Mercury poisoning.

Florida Man Saves Puppy from a Gator

Executive Summary:

  • A man in Florida rescued his puppy from the jaws of an alligator 
  • The puppy is OK, the Gator is OK, the Man is OK, the Man’s Cigar is OK

Thanks to the smartest Subscriber to Sarkes Corner, Dr. Todd Ruecker, for this story from Sarkeses back yard.

First of all, “Many People Say” Sarkes, have you been on sabbatical?  We haven’t received an Award Winning Sarkes Corner is a while.  We even called our Internet Provider and Email Provider to see if the Trump Administration had censored Sarkes Corner!!  What gives??!!!

Dear Subscribers, don’t fret, Sarkes Corner was not censored by the Orange Pulitzer. No, Sarkes was not on sabbatical.  Simply stated, Sarkes was taking a Mental Health break as the daily drama since Election night has made Sarkes nauseous.  Alas, with rest and relaxation, limiting TV time to reruns of Judge Judy, and avoiding ALL Cable News, Sarkes is renewed and ready to resume his journey to a Nobel Prize in Literature.

Sarkes had a mental health scare, but is now refreshed and back in the game

 An Estero, Florida man, Richard Wilbanks, rescued his puppy from the jaws of an alligator, diving under the water and wrestling the reptile all without dropping the cigar in his mouth.  “Many People Say” Sarkes, don’t you live in Estero, Florida?  Indeed, Sarkes does live in Estero, Florida (formerly Bonita Springs) but does not know Richard Wilbanks.  You see, Estero has a bi-model demographic:  Gated Country Club communities where residents wear collared golf shirts tucked into nice shorts, AND, other communities where residents wear sleeveless T-shirts and Cargo shorts or Phys Ed shorts.  These two Estero communities do cross paths at Publix but Sarkes does not remember meeting Wilbanks.

Richard Wilbanks does not live in a gated community in Estero

Wilbanks, 74, was walking his Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Gunner, around the pond near his retirement home when the alligator raced up from the water and grabbed the dog.  Wilbanks said: It came out of the water like a missile.  I never thought an alligator could be that fast. It was so quick.”  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyghAjzu1Q

The vicious attack on little Gunner was captured on Camera

Cameras set up by the Florida Wildlife Federation captured the encounter, which shows Wilbanks in the pond, his head submerged as he tries to grab a hold of the alligator. He then emerges holding the reptile, which still has the dog in its jaws. In Wilbank’s jaws is a cigar – which he never drops.  Wilbanks moves to the edge of the pond while trying to pry the dog free. Eventually he succeeds, and Gunner runs away while Wilbanks tries to extract his own hands from the creature’s mouth.

A rush of adrenalin allowed Wilbanks save his cigar

Gunner has since seen a vet, and while he suffered a small puncture wound to his stomach, he is otherwise fine. Wilbanks suffered puncture wounds to his hands.

Gunner and Wilbanks suffered minor puncture wounds but are fine

It is easy for us to place blame on the Gator, but Sarkes digs deeper and cautions all to not jump to this conclusion.  You see, it is a requirement in most Florida communities that Dogs must be on a leash when out of the house.  In Florida, a strong Red state, this requirement is often ignored as many of Sarkeses neighbors do not want the Government interfering with their Rights.  

Don’t Blame Gunner, he is innocent, he can’t put the leash on himself

Also, most ponds and lakes where Gators reside are clearly marked with warning signs, and this was the case in Wilbank’s neighborhood. 

Signs clearly warn citizens that there could be danger in the lake 

Wilbanks said that he will be keeping Gunner on a leash and at least 10 feet from the pond from now on.  Duh, really, you figured this out all by yourself!!

In the end, all is well, the puppy is OK, the Gator is OK, the Man is OK, the Man’s Cigar is OK.

Trump v Biden, The Presidential Debate

Executive Summary:

– The first Presidential Debate is scheduled for Tuesday, September 29

– Sarkes has been asked to provide an assessment AND to declare a winner

The first Presidential Debate, between Slo Mo Jo Biden and the Orange Emperor Donald J. Trump, is scheduled for Tuesday, September 29.  While the exact time of the Debate is still being determined, it should be early as these two Septuagenarians (people in their 70’s) could fall asleep at the podium if the Debate is scheduled too late.

Trump and Biden are both in their 70’s and will wear their PJs under their suits to get to bed quickly after the debate

“Many People Say” Sarkes, we look forward to your post-debate assessment and declaration of a Debate Winner.  Alas, Sarkes must DISAPPOINT, sorry.  Sarkes will NOT be watching the Presidential Debate on Tuesday, September 29.  

Sarkeses time is too valuable to waste on this Garbage TV.  Sarkes prefers to spend his TV Capital on watching socially redeeming programs like Reruns of JUDGE JUDY, where Sarkes attained his Legal Acumen, and THE APPRENTICE,  where Sarkes attained his Business Acumen.  Also, Sarkes, learned more at Trump University than he did at Missouri University of Science and Technology. 

Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Judgements are FINAL!
The Orange CEO shouts – YOU’RE FIRED!
Sarkes is Proud of his Trump University degree, and Graduate Day Photo Op with the Orange Provost 

Another reason to skip watching the Debate…….who has not already made up their mind on who they will vote for President?  NOBODY!  Ask yourself, do you know anybody; family, friends, coworkers, acquaintances, etc, who have not decided on voting for the Orange Messiah or Sleepy Joe Biden?  Trust Sarkes on this.

Do you know anyone who is still undecided?  Sarkes thinks not

In fact, Sarkes will provide a service to Americans who also do not want to waste their time on this Garbage TV.  Who wants to watch two Septuagenarians yell and scream at each other, calling the other incompetent and unfit for office, all while trying to stay awake.  NOT SARKES.  Let Sarkes deliver the Harsh Truth; during this Debate, there will be no discussion on policy, plans, or initiatives, just 2 plus hours of vicious character assassination. 

The Presidential Debates will be Garbage TV, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME

But, since Sarkes has a Fiduciary duty to Subscribers of Sarkes Corner, Sarkes will now provide a Summary of the Presidential Debate on Tuesday, September 29.  Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?, “Many People Say”, Sarkes, how can you do that, are you clairvoyant?  No, Sarkes is NOT clairvoyant, but has watched Bozo Joe Biden and Ronald McDonald Donald long enough to script the debate. 

Watching Ronald McDonald Donald and Bozo Joe Biden debate will be a WASTE OF YOUR TIME

In fact, Sarkes will save you time the morning of Wednesday, September 30, by telling you here and now what you will see if you tune into your favorite morning Cable TV channel.

If you watch FOX NEWS or ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK, you will learn:

  • Donald J. Trump clearly won the Debate
  • Biden is a tool of the Radical Liberal Left
  • A Biden Presidency will turn America into a Socialist state
  • Biden will confiscate your Guns and Ammo
  • Under Biden, small business will close and millions laid off permanently
  • Biden has dementia 
  • Biden is easy on China
  • Biden will let Black Mobs invade the Suburbs and threaten White Women
  • Biden will empty the Prisons and Criminals will run rampant 
  • There will be riots and chaos in the streets if Biden gets elected
  • Biden is using the Caronavirus to Rig and Steal the November Election
  • Kamala Harris is not eligible to be VP, her parents were not US Citizens
According to Fox News and OAN, Trump was the clear winner of the Debate

If you watch CNN or MSNBC, you will learn:

  • Joe Biden clearly won the Debate
  • Trump is a dismal failure and has failed to do his job
  • Trump throws gas on the fire, dividing America
  • Trump is unfit for office
  • Trump’s America is for the Rich White or Uneducated White
  • The GOP has become a Trump Booster Club without a Platform
  • Trump botched the Caronavirus killing 10s of thousands Americans
  • Trump calls our Military heroes Losers and Suckers
  • Trump is a serial lier and continues to lie to America
  • Trump embraces Americas enemies and has shunned our allies
  • Trump is a friend of the White Supremacist
  • Trump’s policies have driven our Record Debt and Deficits   
According to CNN and MSNBC, Biden was the clear winner of the Debate

There you have it.  DO NOT waste your time watching these Sham Debates.  Sarkes has told you everything you will see and hear if you decide to waste your time and watch the Debate.  There is one thing that Sarkes is unsure……will either of these Septuagenarians fall asleep or have a heart attack during the Debate.

Septuagenarians Biden and Trump could have a heart attack during the debate
Septuagenarians Biden and Trump could fall asleep during the debate
Sarkes is Fair, Balanced, No Spin, A Truth Machine, AND, not a Septuagenarian

Are Black Women Too Loud?

Executive Summary:

  • A North Carolina woman used a Racial slur in a confrontation with a Black woman saying that she was too Loud
  • This proud White bigot said that: “I would say it again”

A North Carolina White Woman, Nancy Goodman, used a racial slur in an argument with a group of black women, and like the Orange Orator, Doubled down, then Tripled down in an interview with a local television station and said she’d do it again. 

In a video posted to Facebook by Black Woman Chanda Stewart, White Woman Goodman calls the Black Women “stupid” and called them the N-word. The confrontation was at the Bonefish Grill in Raleigh.

The Bonefish Grill in Raleigh is a favorite eatery for White Racists

White Woman Racist Goodman said that she’s a 71-year-old woman who suffers from “tremendous anxiety.”  “I’m not going to say I’m sorry to them because they kept pushing at it.  I used that “N” word because they forced me into it.”  

Duh, uh, oh, ummmm, she said what, they forced her to say the “N” word?

White Racist Woman Nancy Goodman suffers from “tremendous anxiety” around Black People and was THE Victim in this confrontation

When asked by a TV Reporter: ”Do you see how that’s (using the N-Word) incredibly offensive?”  White Woman Racist Goodman Doubled Down: “Yes, I do. That’s why I said it. I would say it again to them.”

Duh, uh, oh, ummmm, she said what, she would do it again!

The confrontation started when White Woman Racist Goodman approached a Table of Black Women enjoying dinner at the Bonefish Grill and told them that they were too Loud. When one of the Black Women said:  “In your opinion”,  White Woman Racist Goodman quickly responded, like the Orange Counterpuncher, “You’re so stupid, N-word”

White Woman Nancy Goodman is a Counterpuncher like her man Donald J. Trump

When interviewed, Black Woman Chanda Stewart said:  “The climate of the country today has some people thinking whatever they feel….they can say.  The reality is if we were to retaliate with this same kind of hate and ignorance we would be called ANGRY BLACK WOMEN.’”

Black Woman Chandra Stewart and her friends were trying to have a nice dinner at the Bonefish Grill, is Not an Angry Black Woman

Finally, in her Facebook, White Woman Racist Goodman TRIPLED Down stating that she offers an apology to her family, friends and other patrons at the Bonefish, but refers to Stewart and her friends as “rude, loud, obnoxious black women.” 

 Duh, uh, oh, ummmm, she said what, now that’s a sincere apology?

Between rounds of Golf at his Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, the Orange Bull Horn Tweeted his wisdom about this incident between Goodman and Stewart:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 4:56PM

I condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence. It has no place in America.  There was blame on both sides.  You had a group on one side that was bad, and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent.  And, you also had people that were very fine people, very fine, on both sides.

The Orange Kissinger is not a Racist, has done more for Blacks than any previous president

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 5:14PM

I am not a racist, I don’t have a Racist bone in my body.  I am the least Racist President in History, History!  I have done more for Blacks than Abe Lincoln.  Black people love me.  Look at all that I have done for the Blacks.  If not for me, they would still be unemployed.  In 2016, Blacks voted for me, what the Hell did they have to lose!

The Orange Podiatrist may have Bone Spurs but does not have a racist bone in his body, Blacks Love him

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 5:35PM

This is a Hit Job against Nancy Goodman. I understand that she is a very fine woman.  I am not a Racist, but, we all know that when 2 or more Black Women get together they can get very loud, very very loud.  The loud noise made by a pack of Black Women can be disruptive in a restaurant or bar.

The Orange Mediator says that Black Women need to tone it down when gathering in a pubic place

I AM NOT A RACIST!

Executive Summary:

  • An Arkansas sheriff resigns after a leaked audio of his racist rant
  • He claims that HE IS NOT A RACIST!
  • Is he Right?

Before investigating this story, Sarkes had believed that when a person made an overtly racist statement that, well, they WERE A RACIST.  But after an in-depth analysis, Sarkes believes that these Great Americans may NOT BE RACISTS, rather they were influenced by outside forces.  So, when someone says that I AM NOT A RACIST!, we should consider the fact that they are victims, not Racists.   

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, if anything, you are flexible, and always follow the facts

A casual conversation at a grocery store in DeWitt, Arkansas, led to a racist rant between Arkansas County Sheriff Todd Wright and the mother of his child, Desiree Middlebrooks, his Baby Mama.  Baby Mama Middlebrooks was on the receiving end of verbal threats from Sheriff Wright after she had a friendly conversation with a Black employee of the grocery store.  Later, at home, Baby Mama Middlebrooks secretly recorded Sheriff Wright as he expressed rage that she would talk to Blacks and repeatedly used a racist slur against Black people.

Sheriff Todd Wright did not appreciate the mother of his child talking to Black folk

A special meeting was held at the Arkansas County Courthouse to discuss Sheriff Wright’s behavior and present a resolution requesting his resignation.  Sheriff Wright addressed the room stating what he said was in the privacy of his own home, and blamed his actions on the Devil, the Devil!  Finally, Sheriff Wright mentioned that he had many Black constituents whom he had formed close bonds, and that HE WAS NOT A RACIST!

Sheriff Todd Wright IS NOT A RACIST, rather, another victim of the Devil

Sarkes is Fair and Balanced, a Truth Machine, and digs deep into a story.  While Sheriff Wrights Racist Rant may seem like just another story of a red neck, White Supremacist, ranting against people of color, Sarkes does not discount the presence of outside influences that make innocent white folk make Racist statements, sort of like an Out of Body experience.  What outside influences?  The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, Socialists, etc.

To prove this point, Sarkes provides evidence of other Great Americans who made Racist statements and claim that THEY ARE NOT A RACIST!  Like Sherriff Wright, these Great White Americans were victims of; The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, Socialists, etc.:

Steve Lyons

Steve Lyons is a former baseball player. After his pro career was over Lyons become a broadcaster. For whatever reason, Fox Sports did not balk at hiring a guy whose nickname was “Psyco”.   Lyons fist set off warning bells for his comments on Shawn Green in 2004, after Green sat out a game during Yom Kippur, Lyons ranted: “He’s not even a practicing Jew. He didn’t marry a Jewish girl. And from what I understand, he never had a bar mitzvah, which is unfortunate, because he doesn’t get the money.”  That was bad, but merely earned Psycho a suspension. His firing came in 2006, after Lyons said that Lou Piniella, who is a Hispanic, would steal Lyon’s wallet if given half a chance.  But, Lyons claimed that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

Baseball player “Psyco” Steve Lyons pulled off an unassisted Double Play, ranting against Jews and Hispanics

John Rocker

John Rocker was a star pitcher who was the Closer for the Atlanta Braves. Rocker’s success would be short-lived though; in 1999, John Rocker had an interview with Sports Illustrated, which was full of Rocker’s personal observations about New York City. Rocker made derogatory comments about minorities, homosexuals, AIDS patients, and single mothers, and pretty much anyone else who wasn’t as pale as him. Racist Rocker ranted;  “The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. I’m not a big fan of foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”   But, Rocker claimed that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

John Rocker was not a big fan of anyone who is not White or American, but he is NOT A RACIST

Don Imus

Don Imus built up his show Imus in the Morning over the course of four decades. In 2007, Imus was a nationally syndicated radio host who was simulcast by the cable network MSNBC. During one of his morning conversations on air, Imus referred to the mostly-black Rutgers women’s basketball team as “Rough Girls”, because they had tattoos, as well as “Nappy-Headed Hos.”  Imus was eventually dropped by both MSNBC and CBS radio over the comments.  Imus responded by suing and claiming that the phrase had originated in the “black community.”   And, Imus claimed that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

Don Imus claimed that “Nappy-Headed Hos” is NOT A RACIST statement as it is widely used in the Black Community

Paula Deen

Paula Deen had an award winning show on the Food Network in 1999. Deen would grow to be one of the Food Network’s biggest stars, with endorsement deals following through national chains. However, during a deposition filed in a harassment case by a former employee, Deen admitted to the court that she had, in fact, used racial slurs as well as told racially-based jokes.   In addition, she admitted that she had planned a “Southern” wedding for her brother, which would had all black waiters dressed up as Slaves. In response, the Food Network did not renew Deen’s contract, and severed ties with her altogether. Deen’s various sponsorship deals also started to dry up. It is estimated that the controversy ended up costing Deen and her family over $17 million in lost revenue.  But, Dean claimed that SHE IS NOT A RACIST!

Paula Deen thought a traditional Plantation Wedding with Slaves would be a nice touch for her brother

President Donald J. Trump

President Donald J. Trump used the word “Shithole Countries” to describe African countries during an Oval Office meeting with a bipartisan group of six senators. The president also questioned the need to admit more Haitians to the U.S.  Doubling down, Trump also said in the meeting that he would prefer immigrants from countries like Norway instead; “Put me down for wanting more Europeans to come to this country. Why don’t we get more people from Norway?”

When questioned by the Press about those statements, President Donald J. Trump defended himself declaring that “I am not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed. That I can tell you.”

Defending charges of racism on other occasions, Trump has said; “Blacks love me, I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.  Hispanics love me, I’m leading in the polls with the Hispanics because I produce jobs, and they know it. I have thousands of Hispanics that work for me.” So, Donald J. Trump claims that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

Diamond and Silk, and other Blacks, regularly pray with the Orange Deacon, so how can he be a Racist

There you have it, all of these Great White Americans; Steve Lyons, John Rocker, Don Imus, Paula Deen, and Donald J. Trump have all been charged with being Racists.  It’s clear that they are not Racists, just ask them.  

Sarkes used to believe that if a person said that they ARE NOT A RACIST, they probably were.  But that was before Sarkes realized that these Great White Americans could be victims of; The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, Socialists, etc.

Great White Americans are being framed as Racists by The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, and Socialists

P-Grabbing Evangelical Pastors

Executive Summary:

– Jerry Falwell Jr. joins a long list of disgraced, P-Grabbing, Right Wing Evangelical Pastors

– The Sarkes Corner Theological Bureau investigates why these Men of the Cloth become Shameful, Sniffing, Sinners

The word hit the street that Sarkes was investigating why Right Wing Evangelical Pastors get involved with Sinful, Adulterous, and sometimes Perverse Sexual scandals.  “Many People Said”, Sarkes, we know that you are an Award Winning Journalist, Rocket Engineer, and Renowned Statistician, but what do you know about Religion?

It’s a little known fact that after retiring from Boeing, Sarkes had visions of becoming an Armenian Orthodox Priest. “Many People Said”, Sarkes, who are you trying to kid, Orthodox Priests must be celibate and you have been married to Chris (nee McCloskey) for 45 years!  Let Sarkes educate.   In the Armenian Orthodox Church, married priests called Der Hayr, and Celibate priests called Hayr Soorp, have exactly the same hierarchical rank and identical duties and responsibilities.  

Chris Korkoian, nee a St. Louis McCloskey, claims the she is not related to the Heat Packing, BLM Protestor Threatening, GOP/NRA Poster Boy McCloskey’s of St. Louis

Sarkes road to becoming an Armenian Der Hayr is a challenge.  Sarkes must be able to speak, read, and write fluent Armenian.  Sarkes must learn to Chant and suck in pungent incense, and finally, Sarkes must grow an Armenian Der Hayr beard.  Sarkes is about 1/3 completed in his quest to become an Armenian Der Hayr.

Put a colorful Vestment on Sarkes and he could pass for an Armenian Der Hayr

So now that Sarkeses Theological Acumen has been validated, Sarkes investigated why many Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors dip their Wick in their Congregation Candles.  There are over 100 Bible Verses that address adultery.  Two of Sarkes favorite Bible Verses that address adultery are clear and concise:

Exodus 20:14 – “You shall not commit adultery”.  

Hebrews 13:4 – “Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.”

So, Sarkes concludes that it is pretty clear that, in the Bible, Adultery is a No No.  It is also clear to Sarkes that the Bible does not provide any exceptions to the Adultery Sin, Men of the Cloth are as guilty as say, the Orange Bird Dog.  Sarkes figures that the disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors must have skipped class on the day that their Evangelical Bible Colleges discussed Adultery.

Next, Sarkes identified the excuses given by these Congregational Cock Hounds.  The pastors who have fallen into sin have all kinds of excuses: I didn’t do it, it wasn’t me, it wasn’t technically illegal, it was a youthful mistake, it was a conspiracy orchestrated by the Vatican, it was a conspiracy orchestrated by the Devil.  As such, the excuses given by regular Adulterers is not much different than from the Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors.

The list of disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors, who have succumbed to the lure of the flesh and have committed Adultery and sexual perversions, is too long for Sarkes to cover in one Sarkes Corner.  As such, Sarkes provides a summary of the Who’s Who of Disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors.  These are the Creme de la Creme of Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors.   Over the years, these Disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors have extorted BILLIONS, BILLIONS, from their flock by preaching the Gospel of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, all the while engaging in Sinful, Adulterous, P-Grabbing.

Jesus forgives the P-Grabbing Evangelical Pastors but Sarkes is not so sure about their Flocks that have given these Adulterers Billions!, Billions!

Next, the list of Who’s Who of Disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors is presented in alphabetical order, not in the order of their perversion or magnitude of their Adultery. 

Tony Alamo

Alamo rocketed to fame in the 1970s for preaching a fundamentalist interpretation of Christianity. When his wife died in 1982, Alamo went a little crazy. He displayed her embalmed body for months and claimed she would rise from the dead. And it only got worse from there.  In 2009, Alamo was sentenced to 175 years in prison. The charges included sexual abuse, transporting underage girls across state lines for sexual purposes, pedophilia, marrying an eight-year-old girl, and child rape. Alamo’s defense: he was framed by the Vatican.

The Vatican, specifically Pope John Paul II, made Scuzzball Alamo marry an eight year old girl

Jim Bakker

Jim Bakker was perhaps the most popular televangelist in the 1980s, though his wife Tammy Faye gave him a run for his money. That all ended when Bakker was brought down by an enormous scandal that included sexual abuse and fraud.  In 1987, Bakker’s secretary publicly accused the televangelist of raping and drugging her. After Bakker resigned from his ministry, he was charged with accounting fraud and sentenced to 45 years in prison.  Bakker was replaced by Jerry Falwell Sr. who called his predecessor, “the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history.”  Ironically, Falwell Sr.’s successor, Falwell Jr., was also a scab and cancer on the face of Christianity.  

Look at Tammy Faye Bakker, how could Slimebag Jim Bakker commit Adultery with that waiting for him at home!

Bob Coy

Coy was the most famous evangelical pastor in Florida. His Fort Lauderdale Megachurch had 25,000 members, 25,000!  But it all came crashing down in 2014 when he admitted to multiple affairs and a pornography addiction. He resigned in disgrace––but the worse was still to come. In 2017, Coy was publicly accused of molesting a four-year old child. 

Deviate Bob Coy won the Triple Crown of perversion; Adultery, Pornography, and Child Molestation 

Jerry Falwell Jr.

Evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. has recently resigned as president of Liberty University, a Christian university founded by Falwell’s father and famous for its strict code of moral conduct for its students.  A recent scandal involves Falwell Jr. and his wife Becki’s relationship with a younger man, Giancarlo Granda, over several years.  The Falwell’s met Giancarlo at a hotel in Miami Beach where Giancarlo worked as a Pool Boy, a plot from any classic Porn movie.  Falwell Jr liked to watch Giancarlo boinking Becki Falwell.  Falwell confirmed the affair. But it proved to be the breaking point for his job at Liberty, which he was already on leave due to controversy about a racy photo he posted on Instagram.  

Falwell Jr. is a Pervert and Hypocrite, legislating what was good for the Liberty University students but did not apply to him

Bill Gothard

Gothard is famous for his homeschooling ministry, known as the Gothard Institute of Basic Life Principles, similar to Trump University. He promoted extreme submission of women and ordered them to dress modestly. Gothard was also close with the Duggar family and a number of Republicans.  In 2014, more than 30 women accused Gothard of molestation and assault, including underage girls. The allegations included sexual harassment, inappropriate touching, molestation, and rape. Gothard was forced to resign from his ministry, though he resurfaced on the Internet with a blog in 2016.

What more can you say about Gothard, a well rounded Degenerate

Ted Haggard

Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard ranted against the evils of premarital sex, adultery, and gay marriage. That is, until he was caught in a gay sex scandal in 2006. A male escort named Mike Jones publicly claimed that Haggard had been a client for years. Not only that, Haggard had allegedly used crystal Meth in front of his male lover.  Ted Haggard was forced to resign from his church. Following his downfall, he attempted Conversion Therapy and embraced his heterosexual side. His wife stood by Haggard during the scandal.

Lowlife Dirtbag Haggard wanted to flip back to being a heterosexual thru Conversion Therapy but still enjoyed his Meth

Doug Phillips

Phillips was president of an extreme Christian-Right group called Visit Forum Ministries. He was an advocate of the Tea Party Conservative political movement. Phillips argued that women must be completely submissive to their husbands and fathers. Daughters should not even have a say in who they marry, according to Phillips, and women should have as many children as possible.  In 2013, Phillips was forced to resign after being publicly accused of sexual abuse and assault against a woman he met when she was only 15 years old. Several years later, Phillips had moved the woman into his house as his nanny. Phillips sexually abused her by masturbating on the woman multiple times while she cried and asked him to stop. 

Hmm, Phillips is a Tier 1 Pig and Piece of Human Excrement 

Jimmy Swaggart

One of Sarkeses all time favorite Scum Bags, Swaggart was a Pentecostal televangelist who got his start on television in 1975. In the 1980s, he teamed up with Reverend Jerry Falwell Sr., Reverend James Robison, and Reverend Pat Robertson to use the Christian Right to shape the Republican party. Satan’s agents are everywhere, according to Swaggart, and include Feminists, Democrats, and Rock Musicians.  Swaggart’s fall from grace happened in 1988 when it became public that he was cheating on his wife with a New Orleans prostitute. Not only that, Swaggart was an avid consumer of porn and experimented with BDSM, all while condemning such “immoral” acts. 

“Many People Say” that today’s GOP was influenced by Pervert Jimmy Swaggart, not Ronald Reagan or Donald Trump

What did Sarkes learn from his Investigative Reporting on these Right Wing Evangelical Pastors who got caught up with Sinful, Adulterous, and sometimes Perverse Sexual scandals?

  1. None of their pitiful excuses condone their hypocrisy of preaching one standard for their Flock and then flaunting those rules in their private lives.
  2. Our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ may forgive these Pond Scum but Sarkes finds it difficult to do so.
  3. Given the fact that these Deviant Slime Buckets made BILLIONS, BILLIONS, Sarkes has decided to start his own version of one of these Right Wing Evangelical Mega Churches.  But Sarkes needs your help.  Please send your generous contribution to: Der Hayr Sarkes Korkoian, ℅ Sarkes Corner Headquarters, Estero, FL.  Your contributions are tax deductible and should be large and delivered on a regular basis.

Finally, whenever the Orange Disciple leaves office, 2024, 2044, or in November, he has great potential as Right Wing Evangelical Pastor.  In fact, the Orange Potentate could be the Greatest of all Right Wing Evangelical Pastors.  His qualifications are impeccable.  He has TV experience from his #1 Hit Show The Apprentice,  is a God-fearing devout church goer – spending more time in church than on the Golf Course, and finally, a Serial Adulterer and confirmed P-Grabber. 

On the Hit TV show The Apprentice, Trump would shout:  YOUR FIRED…….. but God Bless you and go forth in Peace
The Orange Deacon never goes anywhere without his Bible, and can read it upside down
The Orange Cock Hound is a 2 time Adulterer and Confirmed Serial P-Grabber

Biden CAN Win in November, IF……….

Executive Summary:

– Joe Biden is the Democratic Candidate for President in 2020

– Sarkes identifies the path to a November Win for Biden

Disclaimer Disclaimer Disclaimer:  Sarkes is a Pure Independent, a Truth Machine, and always Fair and Balanced.  Nothing in this Sarkes Corner should be interpreted as endorsing ANY candidate for the 2020 Presidential Election. Disclaimer Disclaimer Disclaimer

Sarkes is a Fair and Balanced Independent, but is not happy with the performance of his St. Louis Cardinals

Warning Warning Warning: This in-depth report on how Joe Biden can beat Donald Trump in November is a lengthy analysis but worth the time to read. While Sarkes Corner offerings are typically short and concise, this analysis required a lengthy report.  Warning Warning Warning:

During the Democratic National Convention in 2016, Michelle Obama said: “When they go low, we go high.”  Alas, that strategy did not work in 2016 and will not work in 2020. 

Michelle Obama provided Democrats sage advice, but everyone underestimated the power of the Orange Campaigner 

With all due respect to Michelle Obama, Sarkes tells Joe Biden that if he wants to win in November, his mantra must be:  “When they go low, and they will, we go lower.”

Sleepy Joe Biden may be slow but he is far from stupid.  Slow Joe knows that the Orange Oligarch won the 2016 Presidential Election with tactics never seen previously in a Presidential Election…….and, of course with the help of his buddy Vlads Putin and the Russian Commies.

Languorous Joe may be slow but has a lot of political savvy
The Orange Premier surprised everyone, including himself, by winning the 2016 Presidential election

So, for the 2020 Presidential election, if Tired Joe Biden wants to win, he must use the Orange Knute Rockne Playbook on how to win a Presidential Election.  The Playbook has 4 simple, tried and true, Pages:

THE DONALD TRUMP PLAYBOOK ON WINNING ELECTIONS:

Playbook Page 1 – Have Extramarital Affairs and/or Sexually harass women

In 2016 we learned that Americans do not care that their elected politicians sexually harass women or have adulterous affairs.   Many men charged with sexual harassment, or found to have cheated on their wives, get elected and re-elected over and over again.  In fact, White Christian Fundamentalist Evangelicals recently declassified Adultery as a sin.  

The Orange Bird Dog was accused of Sexually Harassing and P-Grabbing over 25 women.  In each and every case, the Orange Cock Hound denied that he was a P-Grabber.  He claimed that all of these women were Gold Diggers who were only after his money, and 10 minutes of fame.  Note, this count does not include the 2 women who became the Orange Bird Dogs second and third wives after adulterous affairs.

Dozens of Women claim that they were P-Grabbed by the Orange Lothario, America cares less

Crazy Joe Biden was also accused of P-Grabbing, but by only one women.  If Tepid Joe is to use the Orange Kaisers Play Book on how to win a Presidential election, he should continue to say that he is innocent.  And, if Joe is smart, he should find several more women to accuse him of P-Grabbing.  Using the Trump playbook, the more P-Grabbing the better.

Tara Reade has accused Quid Pro Joe of P-Grabbing, who’d of thought?

Playbook Page 2 – Insult, Insult, Insult!

The SHORT List of who the Orange Bully insulted on his way to the  landslide 2016 Presidential election include:  

  • Democrats
  • Republicans in Name Only (RINOs)
  • Never Trumpers (Human Scum)
  • Lame Stream Media
  • Women
  • Mexicans
  • Muslims
  • The Disabled
  • Catholics, specifically the Pope
  • African Shit Hole Countries
  • Military Gold Star Mothers and Fathers

Again, this is just a short list.  What makes this Page in the Playbook effective is to NEVER EVER APOLOGIZE, NEVER, EVER, NEVER, when using Junior High School insults and bullying.  In fact, the Orange Exalted Leader not only Insulted, but he Double Downed, Tripled Down, and Quadrupled Down.

Trump has used the best Junior High Insults for Women; Horse Face, Fat, Loser, Unattractive, Nasty, Mean, Low IQ, Big Ass, Bimbo, Dumb as a Rock, and dozens more
Trump Insults Mexican who he says are Rapists, Criminals, and Drug Runners
Trump proclaims that Muslims hate Americans

 Now, Quid Pro Joe is in the early stages of using Page 2 of the Playbook, Insult.  Slow Mo Joe insulted African Americans who voted Republican.  Joe claims that these Black Americans who voted Republican are “not Black”.  Sweet Joe, BUT, instead of Doubling Down and Tripling Down like the Orange Eminence, Slow Joe APOLOGIZES!  Joe, Joe, Joe, NEVER, EVER, APOLOGIZE, NEVER.  If Joe is smart, he needs to find other Minorities or Disenfrachinsed Americans and ramp up the Insults.  It’s a tired and proven technique to win an election.  

Diamond and Silk are Republican and Black

Playbook Page 3 – Degrade / Intimidate Your Opponents Base

Not only has the Orange Orator insulted a large percentage of the American Demographic, he has also perfected the science of degrading and intimidating his opponents Base, the classic Bully syndrome. You see, the Orange Einstein is smart enough to know that he will NEVER get votes from his Opponents Base, so there is no risk in degrading and intimidating.  In fact, it makes him look strong.  No Risk, High Reward.

Smokin Joe Biden must do the same with the Orange Supreme Leaders Base.  Tired Joe has nothing to Lose as he will never get the votes of the Orange Sultans Base, and by going on the attack, he will show strength.  

The Orange Profits base is bi-model.  Clarification Clarification Clarification:  The next discussion describes a Bi-Model Distribution. Bi-Model Distributions may be too complex or technical for some Sarkes Corner subscribers who do not have a Statistics acumen like Sarkes.  If so, Sarkes recommends that you Google Bi-Model Distribution for details.  Clarification Clarification Clarification

 The Orange Monarch’s Base has two distinct populations, i.e, Bi-Model:

  1. Uneducated, Underemployed, White Folk; this Mode is characterized as having Low Intelligence and Low Wealth.  This Mode makes up the largest majority of the Orange Profits Base. 
  2. Rich, Old, White, Men; this Mode is characterized as having High Intelligence and High Wealth.  While a much smaller Mode, by an order of magnitude, it is a very powerful force for the Orange Duke.
The Orange Mogul’s Base is Bi-Model and “Many People Say” defies logic

So, Snoozing Joe Biden must degrade and intimidate BOTH of the Modes of the Orange Pasha’s Base with separate and distinct strategies.  In the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton tried to degrade by calling the Orange Sultan’s supporters “a basket of Deplorables”.  This tactic backfired for Clinton because she did not sustain the attack, nor did she recognize the Bi-Model Distribution.

So, what should Drowsy Joe Biden do to attack the Bi-Model distribution of the Orange Raja’s base?  It’s simple, he must treat both Modes separately and have an intelligent, well organized attack for each mode.

For the Uneducated, Underemployed White Folk Mode, Languid Joe Biden must make sure that Americans know that this group is; Dumb, Gap Toothed, Heat Packing, Cammo Wearing, Beer Drinking, Meth ingesting, High School Drop Out, Pickup Truck Driving,  Dufases, that practice Animal Husbandry. 

These Americans are Salt of the Earth

For the Rich, Old, White, Men Mode, Lethargic Joe Biden must make sure that Americans know this group as; 1%ers, High Income, High Wealth, Captains of Industry, The MAN, Greedy, Country Clubbers, Suit Wearing, Live in Gated Communities, Luxury Car Drivers, No conscious, with allegiance to one entity, their Portfolios. 

Rich, Old, White Men are a small, but powerful force in America

Playbook Page 4 – Quippy Nicknames

The Orange Chosen One has the unique skill of giving opponents Quippy Nicknames.  The Orange Carnival Barker honed this skill during his time with the #1 TV show for 15 years, The Apprentice.  His Quippy Nicknames stick like glue to the victim and are a very effective campaign tool. The Orange Generalli is an equal opportunity, Junior High School, Name caller, labeling Liberals, Conservatives, and people of all colors.   A small sample of names used by the Orange Kaiser for Political opponents include:

  • Mini Mike (Mike Bloomberg)
  • Low Energy Jeb (Jeb Bush)
  • Alfred E. Newman (Pete Buttigieg)
  • Crooked Hillary (Hillary Clinton)
  • Lying Ted (Ted Cruz)
  • Flakey (Jeff Flake)
  • Al Frankenstein (Al Franken)
  • Fat Jerry (Jerry Nadler)
  • Dummy Beto (Beto O’Rourke)
  • Nervous Nancy (Nancy Pelosi)
  • Little Marco (Marco Rubio)
  • Braindead Bernie (Bernie Sanders)
  • Shifty Schiff (Adam Schiff)
  • Mr. Magoo (Jeff Sessions
  • Pocahontas (Elizabeth Warren)

Comatose Joe must IMMEDIATELY come up with Quippy Nicknames for President Trump and him minions, and use these Quippy Nicknames with each and every interview.  Sarkes provides a list of Quippy Nicknames for Drowsy Joe to use: 

  • Dotard Donnie (Donald Trump)
  • Penis Head Pence (Mike Pence)
  • Bullshit Barr (William Barr)
  • Howdy Dooty  (Mitch McConnell)
  • Bobblehead Betsy (Betsy DeVos)
  • Pompous Ass Pompeo (Mike Pompeo)
  • Malarkey Mark (Mark Meadows)
  • Jerkoff Jared (Jared Kushner) 
  • Munchkin Mnuchin (Steven Mnuchin)
  • The Token (Ben Carson)
  • Wiiiiiiiiiiilber (Wilber Ross) Reference: 1960’s TV Sitcom Mr. Ed
  • Lying Kellyanne Conway
Biden must give his Political GOP Opponents Quippy Nicknames, and Fast

There you have it, Sarkes has laid out the sure path for a 2020 Presidential Victory for Yawning Joe Biden.  Four simple, easy to execute, pages from the Orange Majesty’s Playbook on how to win an election. 

Will Nodding Joe Biden take Sarkeses recommendations and execute this playbook?  Probably not.  It takes a certain type of person to Sexually Harass, Insult, Degrade, Intimidate, and give Junior High Nicknames to one’s opponent.  Sarkes does not believe that Dozing Joe has the personality to credibly pull this off.

Sluggish Joe Biden may not have the personality to use the Trump Playbook, and that would be a mistake
“Many People” thought that the Orange Pontiff was holding the Bible at the St. Johns Church Photo Op, but it really was his Playbook to winning elections