Deer Kills Hunter

Executive Summary:

  • An experienced Arkansas hunter was found severely injured in the woods, his body riddled with Antler puncture wounds from a Deer. 
  • The Hunter later died from his injuries

Thanks to St. Louis Contributor Lenny Hardy for this tragic story from the Ozark Mountains.  The Ozark Mountains is a mountain range that traverses Missouri and Arkansas.  

Who lives in the Ozarks?  For those of you have seen the Netflix series “Ozark”, starring Jason Bateman and Laura Linney, you have a good idea about the inhabitants of the Ozark Mountains.  For the Older readers of Sarkes Corner, another reference would be the 1972 Movie “Deliverance” staring Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, and Ronny Cox.

The cast of Netflix “Ozarks” depicts the simple people of the Ozark Mountains
Many people who live in the Ozarks have dental issues

Who can forget the epic Banjo Boy in “Deliverance”

Inhabitants of the Ozark Mountains are Salt of the Earth, Simple, Uneducated, Underemployed, 2nd Amendment Heat Packing, God Fearing people, in other words, Trumps Base.   People who live in the Ozarks all Pack Heat and all hunt Deer.

The Scenic Ozark Mountains are home to Heat Packing Hearty Folk to love to hunt Deer

An Arkansas hunter, 66 year old Thomas Alexander, thought he had fatally shot a deer was killed when the very much alive animal turned the tables and gored him in a sudden attack.

Alexander was an experienced hunter who had lived in the Ozark Mountain area for several years. Alexander was hunting using a primitive firearm known as a muzzleloader.  He called his nephew to tell them he had successfully shot a buck and to join him to Field dress the Deer.

Alexander used a Muzzleloader when Deer hunting, he should have used an AR-15

When his nephew found him, Alexander was injured but alert and talking.  Sadly, Alexander stopped breathing by the time paramedics could get him to the hospital.  Officials are not certain that the antler wounds are the official cause of his death, as he may have died from other medical issues such as a heart attack.  

Game and Wildlife Officials say that, on occasion, hunters may approach a deer thinking it is dead when it is only stunned or injured. Usually, they jump up and run away.  Sarkes believes that if Alexander was using an AR-15, the Deer that he had plugged would have gone down and not gotten up.

The wounded Deer has not been found, but Sarkes wonders if this Deer is part of a mutant species with super powers to thwart the assault on Deer. Sarkes does not understand the lure of Deer hunting, but his Deer hunting family and friends tell Sarkes that Deer hunting is important to “Thin the Herd”.

This time the Deer won, but smart money is to bet on the Ozark hunter

Castration Update

Sarkes had published a Sarkes Corner about a North Carolina woman who tied up her husband and cut off his Ying Yang. She was arrested for Castrating her husband.

Well, Sarkes must provide clarification. Sarkes Corner Science Editor and Cousin Dr. Greg Wilson provided clarification for Sarkes:

“The North Carolina woman performed a penile amputation, not castration.  Castration removes the testicles.  However, in ancient Egypt the eunuchs had both testicles and penis removed just to keep them in line as slaves.  Some ancient Christian religious orders did this to themselves as well.”

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, is always driven to provide just the facts in Sarkes Corner. Sarkes Corner is a No Spin Zone. Like this story, on a very rare occasion, Sarkes must provide clarification.

Whatever you call it, Castration or Penile Amputation, when one’s Johnson gets loped off, it’s not a good day.

Another Castration!

Executive Summary:

  • A North Carolina wife is accused of tying up and castrating her husband 
  • OUCH!

Authorities in North Carolina have locked up a woman, 56-year-old Victoria Thomas Frabutt, accused of cutting off her husband’s penis.

Oh, what, huh, did she really do that, OUCH!

Victoria Thomas Frabutt had enough with her husband so she cut off his Pecker

The Husband, 61-year-old James Frabutt told Carteret County deputies his wife, 56-year-old Victoria Thomas Frabutt, tied him up and pulled out a knife.

James Frabutt was taken to a Greenville hospital where his condition is unknown. Deputies were able to recover the body part, his Ying Yang, put it on ice, and give it to medical personnel. A motive for the castration is unclear.

Victoria practiced cutting off her husbands Johnson using a Johnsonville  Brat

Victoria Thomas Frabutt has been charged with kidnapping and malicious castration. She’s in jail on a $100,000 bond.

There has been no report on the condition of James Frabutt’s Ying Yang.

Oh, what, huh, did she really do that, OUCH!

Interracial Marriage in Mississippi

Executive Summary:

  • A Mississippi Wedding Venue refuses services to an Interracial Couple
  • Their reason…..their “Christian Beliefs”  

An interracial Mississippi couple in Jackson, Mississippi, was turned away from a wedding venue with the owner citing her refusal based on her “Christian Beliefs”

What, hmm, huh, they said that, are you kidding me, are they serious!

The owner of the venue, Donna Russell of Booneville, has since apologized, saying she was raised to believe Interracial Marriage was an “understood subject.”  In a now-viral video posted on Facebook by LaKambria Welch, sister of the Groom, Donna Russell said: “we don’t do gay weddings or mixed-raced (weddings) because of our Christian race, I mean our Christian belief.” 

What, hmm, huh, she said that, are you kidding me, is she serious!

Donna Russell has “Christian Beliefs” that prohibit Gay and Interracial Marriage

Mississippi is one of our enlightened Southern States mired in the 1800’s.   In 2016, the Mississippi legislation passed House Bill 1523, which allowed Mississippi businesses to deny services based on their religious views.   The bill was primarily directed at sexual orientation and same-sex marriage. Race was not a part of that legislation which must have been an oversight by the Dinosaur Legislators in Mississippi.

The Mississippi Legislature is predominantly Enlightened, Old, White Republican Men with values from the Jim Crow era

LaKambria Welch went to Boone’s Camp Event Hall in Booneville after finding out the venue would not host her brother, who is black, and his fiancée, who is white.  LaKambria Welch asked the woman at Boone’s Camp: “Well, we’re Christians as well so, what in the Bible tells you that interracial marriage is a sin?”

Boone’s Camp Donna Russell replied: “Well, I just don’t want to argue my faith. We just don’t participate, we just choose not to”

What, hmm, huh, she said that, are you kidding me, is she serious!

Later, Boone’s Camp Event Hall issued an apology and said, after researching, they found that their views on Interracial Marriage were unfounded. Their excuse:  “as a child growing up in Mississippi our racial boundaries were that you stayed in your own race”.

What, hmm, huh, they said that, are you kidding me, are they serious!

Gays and Interracial Couples are not welcomed at the Boones Camp Event Hall

Boone’s Camp Donna Russell spent the weekend looking into the Bible to find where the Bible mentioned “biracial relationships.” After consulting her Pastor, the woman said she realized her beliefs were “incorrect,” saying, “As my Bible reads, there are two requirements for marriage and race has nothing to do with either!”

Turns out that Our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ did not prohibit Interracial Marriage

Boone’s Camp Donna Russell then apologized for her “ignorance in not knowing the truth.  My intent was never of racism but to stand firm on what I assumed was right concerning marriage.”

Translation:  Donna Russell is NOT A RACIST, yeah Right, they never are.

Chicken Sandwich Wars

Executive Summary:

  • A Tennessee man sues Popeyes for running out of chicken sandwiches
  • A Customer pulls Heat on a Popeyes employee for running out of chicken sandwiches

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and St. Louis friend Steve Peat Moss for this story about Chicken Sandwiches.  Sarkes is surprised a bit as friend Peat is a meat and potato kind of guy, but he must like Chicken also.

Sarkes doesn’t quite understand this Brew Ha Ha between Chick-fil-A and Popeyes Louisiana Chicken as to who has the better Chicken Sandwich.  In any case, this was marketing genius as Popeyes Louisiana Chicken sold out of its Chicken Sandwich nation wide and in record time.

This woman cannot get a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

One unhappy customer, a Tennessee man Craig Barr, filed a lawsuit against Popeyes this week alleging it engaged in “false advertising” and “deceptive business practices by entity to public.”  Barr is seeking $5,000 in damages.

Barr said he suffered rim and tire damage totaling $1,500 while driving from Popeyes location to location to find a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, and was humiliated when his friends laughed at him.

The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich comes in Classic and Spicy versions, Mmm Mmmm

This Chicken Sandwich Brew Ha Ha started when Chick-fil-A took a Jab at the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich stating that its Chicken Sandwich was “The Original”.

The Chic-fil-A Chicken Sandwich comes Breaded or Grilled, Mmm Mmmm

This started a Tweeter war with thousands of Chicken Sandwich Eaters weighing in on whose is their favorite Chicken Sandwich.

Americans prefer the Breaded and Fried Chicken Sandwich over Grilled

In a related story, Police in Houston are searching for a man who pulled a gun on employees at a Popeyes restaurant after they ran out of chicken sandwiches.

Two women, three men and a baby were told at the Popeyes drive-thru window that the Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches were sold out.  The hungry and angry customers got our of their car and one of the men attempted to get inside the restaurant displaying Heat, but one of the Minimum Wage Popeyes worker was alert and locked the door.  These customers were so hungry that they left their baby in the car as they attempted to Invade the Popeyes restaurant.  Oh my!

Popeyes employees were at peril because they ran out of Chicken Sandwiches

After watching these Chicken Sandwich Wars unfold on Fox News Fair and Balanced, the Orange Cheeto Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 4:56AM

Like Sarkes, I don’t understand this battle over Chicken Sandwiches.  The real battle is at our southern border where we are being Invaded by Mexicans who want to force us all to eat Tacos.  When we win our Tariff War with China, US Beef will be a Great Value for all Americans.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 6:03AM

Hamburgers and Cheeseburgers were invented in America.  Other Loser nations try to copy our US Hamburgers and Cheeseburgers but Fail miserably.  And, I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT, I am the fittest President of all time.   

The Orange Whopper prefers a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese over a Chicken Sandwich any day

TV Co-Anchor Looks Like a Gorilla

Executive Summary:

  • A White Newscaster said her Black co-anchor looks like a Gorilla
  • After, the White Newscaster offered a tearful apology

Sarkes has always preferred Print Journalism verses TV or Radio Journalism.  “Many People Say” Sarkes, you have a face for Print Journalism.  In Live TV or Radio Journalism there is a Risk, once you put your Right Foot in your mouth its out there and can never be removed.

Sarkes considered TV Journalism but was told to stick with Print

In a tearful segment that aired on Oklahoma City’s KOCO-TV, morning White anchor Alex Housden apologized to her Black co-anchor Jason Hackett after comparing him to a gorilla during a broadcast Thursday. 

White co-anchor Alex Housden thinks her Black co-anchor looks like a Gorilla

The racist comment occurred after the pair reported on a story about a Gorilla at the Oklahoma City Zoo.  The Gorilla is named Finyezi, Fin for short.  White co-anchor Housden ended the segment with the comment: “Kind of looks like you,” directed at Black co-anchor Hackett.

Uh, what, hmmmm, uh oh, she said what

Fin was the focus of a news story at KOCO-TV in Oklahoma City 

In shock, and on live TV, and not sure what to say, Black co-ahchor Hackett said:  “He kind of does, actually, yeah,”  

Uh, what, hmmmm, uh oh, he said what

Does Black co-anchor Jason Hackett look like Fin to you?

The following day, Black co-ahchor Hackett accepted White co-anchor Housden’s apology and said he wanted to take the experience as a teachable moment to his viewers.

Black co-ahchor Hackett said:  “The lesson here is that words matter.  We have to understand the stereotypes, we have to understand each other’s backgrounds and the words that hurt, the words that cut deep.”

White co-anchor Housden called the comment inconsiderate and inappropriate. She said she knows it was wrong and that she would never intentionally hurt her colleague.

White co-anchor tearfully said:  “I hurt people. I want you to know I understand how much I hurt you out there and how much I hurt you”

White co-anchor Housden tearfully apologizes to Black co-anchor Hackett

At least White co-anchor Housden, in her apology, did not say that “she was not a Racist”.  We all know that when someone says they “are not a Racist” they probably are.

Finally, Sarkes is ready to give White co-anchor Housden a pass on her Racist guffaw.  No, not because White co-anchor Housden is a good looking blond in a short, tight fitting dress like the Women on Fox News Fair and Balanced.  Sarkes is not that shallow.  

You see, for those of you who have visited Oklahoma City know that there are very few Blacks.  White co-anchor Housden may have just made an honest mistake.  

Keep My City White

Executive Summary:

– A City Council Candidate in Marysville, Michigan, wants to keep her city White

–  She said What?, Huh, Uh, Oh My, Mmmmmmm

Jean Cramer, a city council candidate in Marysville, Michigan, stunned those assembled at an election Forum with her Racist Comments.   Unfazed, Bigot Cramer later Doubled Down, then Tripled Down on her position. 

Cramer is one of five candidates vying for three open council seats in the  November City Council election.  The Candidates were asked:  “Do you believe the diversity of our community needs to be looked at, and if so, should we be more aggressive in attracting foreign-born citizens?”

Racist Jean Cramer responded that she wants to: “Keep Marysville a white community as much as possible,”.

She said What?, Huh, Uh, Oh My, Mmmmmmm

Racist Jean Cramer wants to keep her city as White as Possible

Racist Cramer’s response, however, was the first of the group, and a brief guffaw fell over the council meeting room at City Hall before forum attendees heard from the other candidates.  Needless to say, the other Council Candidates did not agree with Cramer and her initiative to “Keeping Maryville White”:

Incumbent Councilman Paul Wessel said anyone who can find their way to Marysville “should be allowed to live in Marysville.” 

Council candidate Mike Deising paused before adding, “Just checking the calendar here and making sure it’s still 2019.”

Wayne Pyden, a former councilman added. “In my own heart and my own mind and people around me, people here at the table, everybody’s welcome to Marysville.”

Mayor Dan Damman and other local leaders have called for Racist Cramer to  withdraw from the City Council race (pun intended), “After the initial shock of what she said really sank in and (given) the deep-seated viewpoints that she has, I don’t believe that she is fit to serve as an elected official in Marysville or anywhere else.”

Unlike Racist Cramer, the rest of the Maryville Council Candidates embrace Diversity

But, like all good White Supremacists, Racist Jean Cramer DOUBLED DOWN.  After the forum, Racist Cramer expanded on her beliefs, particularly that people of different races shouldn’t get married.  

She said What?, Huh, Uh, Oh My, Mmmmmmm

Racist Cramer does not want Mixed Marriages in Maryville

Racist Cramer has cited the Bible in backing up her ideology. Despite the widespread condemnation of her views, she said she didn’t believe she was racist.  Then, Racist Cramer TRIPLED DOWN:  “As far as I know, as long as I’ve been here, Marysville has been a white community, a white city, if we have seen a black person here and there, whatever, we’re not bothered by it. I’m not bothered by it.”

She said What?, Huh, Uh, Oh My, Mmmmmmm

Jean Cramer claims that she is not bothered by Black people AND IS NOT A RACIST

Kevin Watkins, president of the Port Huron chapter of the NAACP, said that  he believed individuals like Racist Cramer are more recently emboldened to come forward, “taking a play out of the Trump playbook.”

When asked about the statement of Kevin Watkins, the Orange Chosen One Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – August 27 @ 4:56AM

I DO NOT HAVE A PLAYBOOK.  I AM NOT A RACIST.  I do not have a racist bone in my body. I am the least racist President of all time.  Look at all that I have done for the Blacks, after all, what did they have to lose!  Case Closed.

The Orange Chosen One is NOT A RACIST and often surrounds himself with Blacks, and Blacks love him

In the Hospital While Black in America

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 13th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”
  • In this edition, a black hospital patient went on a walk with an IV drip and was apprehended by a security guard who thought he was stealing medical equipment

Huh, what, um, wow, whoooa, are you kidding me. 

Thanks to Sarkes Corner subscribers Canadian Bureau Contributor Peter Perrin and St. Louis special correspondent Dave Schepers for this head scratching story of being Black in America.

A Black man says he was racially profiled by White police officers while he was being treated at an Illinois hospital and went for a walk hooked up to an IV drip.  Police arrested Shaquille Dukes, 24, of misdemeanor disorderly conduct after a security guard called them, saying that Black Man Dukes was trying to steal medical equipment.

The Freeport, Illinois Police Department confirmed that Black Man Dukes filed a complaint “alleging unfair and biased conduct by responding officers.” The department said it has retained an outside, third-party investigator to “gather the facts, interview all parties involved, and determine whether officers conducted themselves in adherence to department policies and guidelines.”

Huh, what, um, wow, whoooa, are you kidding me.

Black Man Dukes stated that he was on vacation in Freeport, about 100 miles west of Chicago, when he came down with double pneumonia and went to the hospital. Black Man Dukes was admitted to Freeport Memorial Hospital for two days.

Freeport Memorial Hospital, the scene of the crime

On the morning of the second day, Black Man Dukes said he was feeling better and asked doctors if he could go for a walk. He went outside with a friend and his brother, still wearing his hospital gown and pushing a steroid and antibiotic IV drip.  Once outside, Black Man Dukes said a White Security Guard called them over to his car and asked if they were trying to “leave the hospital and sell the IV equipment on eBay.”  Freeport, IL has a population of over 25,000 of which 16% are African American, so the White Security Guard must of had experience with the Criminal Black Man.

Black Man Shaquille Dukes was given permission by doctors to take a walk

Huh, what, um, wow, whoooa, are you kidding me.

“I was livid, I was irate,” Black Man Dukes said. “The first thing he said to me wasn’t, ‘What’s your name? Can I help you?’ but ‘Are you stealing this?'” Black Man Dukes said his friend began recording the encounter, as Black Man Dukes was trying to explain to the security guard that they were on a walk.

That’s when the security guard White Security Guard called for police backup. The White Security  Guard told police, “I have three black males attempting to steal medical equipment from the hospital.”

Huh, what, um, wow, whoooa, are you kidding me.

Police arrested all three men, charging them with misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Two of the men were also charged with misdemeanor resisting arrest, according to the Freeport Police. 

Black Man Dukes was handcuffed and was Perp-Walked to the Patrol Car

Balck Man Dukes stated that police officers took his emergency inhaler and his IV was removed, though not by a doctor. Black Man Dukes was taken back to hospital in handcuffs

The Freeoirt Police department has appointed an independent investigator to look at the case, and the hospital declined to comment, citing patient confidentiality.

Huh, what, um, wow, whoooa, are you kidding me.

The Sarkes Corner Medical bureau looked on E Bay but could not find the going resale rate for a steroid and antibiotic IV drip.

Its hard to find an IV Drip on Ebay

The Root Cause of these Mass Murders

Executive Summary:

  • An Ohio politician blames mass shootings on “drag queen advocates”, Obama, open borders, more 
  • Sarkes learns something new every day

“Many People Say” Sarkes, how do you know as much as you do about everything.  Well, Sarkes must admit, that while he has been called a Stable Genius, Sarkes learns something new every day.

Sarkes had always thought that the Tsunami of Mass Murders by Angry White Men were caused by the fact that they are Deranged or embrace a White Supremacy value system.  

Wow, was Sarkes wrong.  Like Sarkes neighbors in the Spring Run Silver Creek Conservative Breakfast club, who teach Sarkes the tenants of Conservatism, Sarkes now knows the Root Cause of all these Mass Murders.  Thanks to Ohio State Representative, Conservative Candice Keller, in a Facebook posting, laid it all out for Sarkes in a way that is easily understood.  

Conservative Candice Keller has figured out the Root Cause of Mass Murders in America, it’s simple

In her Facebook posting, Conservative Candice Keller complained that Liberals play the “Blame Game” after every mass murder perpetrated by Angry White Men.  Conservative Candice Keller said why not place the blame where it belongs.  She went on to identify those to blame for the Mass Murders:

  • Drag Queen Advocates
  • Open Borders
  • Fatherlessness
  • Gay Marriage
  • Violent Video Games
  • Acceptance of Recreational Marijuana
  • Democrats in Congress
  • Barrack Obama

Conservative Candice Keller summed up the root cause of Mass Murders by Deranged White Men – the breakdown of the traditional American Family. 

Drag Queens have caused many of the Mass Murders by Deranged White Men

The Invasion of America by Mexican Caravans have increased Mass Murders by White Supremacists 

If only they had a father, the Mass Murders would stop
Conservative Keller claims that Gay Marriage leads to Mass Murders
The White Man is driven to Mass Murder because of violent Video Games

If Mary Jane was illegal, there would be no Mass Murders

Democrats have driven many a Conservative White Man to become a Mass Murderer

One thing that Sarkes has learned from his Conservative neighbors…it’s always Obama’s fault

It seems simple, if Conservatives can repair the traditional American Family, the Mass Murders will stop.  If anyone can do it, the Conservatives can, after all, the GOP is the Party of Family Values. 

A Caravan of Foreigners is on the Move

Executive Summary:

– London, Ontario, Canada, is the birthplace of Insulin

– A Caravan of Americans is Invading Canada

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Canadian Bureau Chief Dennis Parass for this Breaking Story on an American invasion of Canada.

Disclaimer:  Sarkes has Diabetes and has taken Insulin for over 20 years.  In order to provide Fair and Balanced reporting, this Sarkes Corner was assembled by Sarkes Corner Junior Staffers but Sarkes did proof read to ensure that this story is Accurate, Fair, and Balanced.

London, Ontario, Canada, is the birthplace of Insulin, and the latest stop for desperate American Diabetics.  A Caravan of scores of  American Diabetics are heading to London, Ontario, Canada, to pay homage to Sir Frederick Banting, inventor of Insulin, and to buy cheap Canadian Insulin.

Sir Frederick Banting was a Canadian medical scientist and physician who discovered the therapeutic potential of Insulin to treat people with Diabetes.  In 1923, Banting received the Nobel Prize in Medicine at age 32.  

Canadian Sir Frederick Banting discovered Insulin as a treatment for Diabetes in 1923

American Quinn Nystrom, an American Diabetic, is a Diabetes Advocate, Speaker and Author. With an already impressive resume, Nystrom is adding Anarchist to her resume.  Nystrom is leading a Caravan of American Diabetics with plans Invade Canada.

Quinn Nystrom is leading an Caravan of American Diabetics invading Canada, she doesn’t look like an Anarchist

The Caravan of Diabetic Americans is heading to London, Ontario, to buy cheap insulin at Canadian pharmacies and to pay tribute to the co-founder of the lifesaving medication, Sir Frederick Banting.  The caravan will leave from Minneapolis, picking up American Diabetics in Madison, Wisconsin, Chicago, Illinois and East Lansing, Mich.

American Diabetics are Invading Canada to buy Cheap Insulin, hmmm don’t Black People take Insulin?

It is estimated that the Diabetic American Invasion of Canada is as Uuuuuuge as the Mexican Invasion of the US Southern Border.

Mexicans are Invading the US to work on our Golf Courses, Hotels, Roofs, Farms, etc

Anarchist Nystrom stated: ”There is an insulin crisis in America. The price of insulin has increased 200 per cent and one in four Americans has been found to be rationing their insulin.”  Nystrom added:  “A vial of the insulin in the US costs $340 but just $30 in Canada.  I was able to get 10 vials of the insulin I need for the price of one vial in America”.

In Canada, insulin is available over the counter. The American Invaders have alerted London, Ontario area pharmacies that they’re coming, so the medication can be made available, and are spreading out to different pharmacies so as not to overburden the supply. 

Nystrom Continued: ”That’s the other shocking thing for Americans. We can just come to Canada and buy what we need. In the U.S., you need a prescription, and it’s a lot of rigamarole. Sometimes, if the contract for our particular Insulin prescription expires, your insurance company will no longer cover it, or if they have a new contract with a new company, you have to switch brands.” 

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called an Emergency Meeting of the Canadian Cabinet to determine how Canada will handle the Caravan of American Diabetics invading Canada.  

A source in the Canadian Cabinet, code name “Maple Leaker”, provided Sarkes a summary of that discussion.  “Maple Leaker” reported the options under consideration by the Canadian Cabinet:

Build a Wall – The Canadian Cabinet considered building a Great Big Beautiful Wall to keep out the American Diabetic Invaders. 

Impose Tariffs – While Insulin is offered “over the counter” with no prescription, the Cabinet considered requiring Canadian Pharmacies to require a I.D. to buy Canadian Insulin.  If an American wants to buy the Canadian Insulin, a 1,000 percent Tariff would be imposed. 

Increase Insulin Production – Many in the Canadian Cabinet advocated that American Diabetics are NO threat to Canada.  These Invaders buy their Insulin and return to the United States, they do not want to stay in Canada due to the high Tax rate.  They also argued that since many Diabetics are over weight, they will spend money at Canadian restaurants.  

Import Insulin from China – The Canadian Cabinet discussed addressing the impact on Canadian Insulin production by importing Insulin from China and selling Chinese Insulin to the American Diabetic Invaders. 

The Canadian Cabinet is very Diverse while the American Cabinet is mostly all Rich, Old, White Men

After being informed about the Invasion of Canada by American Diabetics, the Orange Physician Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 4:56AM

I am the Fittest President EVER EVER in the history of the US, so I don’t know much about Insulin.  But my people tell me that Insulin produced in the US is of the highest Quality and superior to Canadian Insulin.  Our American Pharmaceutical Companies, Insurance Companies, and their CEO’s, are entitled to make a FAIR Profit for developing High Quality Insulin.  

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 5:17AM

Canadian Insulin is NOT that much cheaper than US Insulin.  This is FAKE NEWS by the Canadian Broadcast Corporation (CBC).  Like my Russian friend  Vlads and I discussed at the G20, there is FAKE NEWS Everywhere, but more so in Liberal countries like Canada. FAKE FAKE FAKE!

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 5:38AM

I bumped into that Panty Waist Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau at the G20 and told him to STOP luring American Diabetics to Canada with Cheap, Fake, Insulin.  I told Trudeau if he did not stop luring American Diabetics to Canada that I would put Uuuuuge Tariffs on Canadian imports which are inferior to American products anyway. 

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 5:53AM

The Canadians claim that they invented Insulin in 1923, DID NOT HAPPEN!!, FAKE NEWS again.  Like all Great medicines, Insulin was invented by an American in 1905.  Don’t believe what you read from the Canadian Broadcast Corporation, they are no better and probably worse than the Failed CNN, New York Time, and Washington Post. 

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 6:14AM

Liberal Democrats want you to believe that Canadian Insulin is cheaper and just as good as American Insulin.  DO NOT BELIVE THEM.  This is another lie and Liberal strategy to try to win the 2020 Presidential Election.  These Liberals want to take away your Fairly Priced, Great Value, private medical insurance, and to put our Great American Insurance Companies out of business.  The Liberals want to force you to get your medical care in a system like Canada.  DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN, vote straight Republican in 2020.  I alone have Made America Great Again, we now need to Keep America Great!!!!!

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 6:28AM

I am trying to get a hold of Acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan to immediately order Troops to our Northern Border with Canada to protect our American Diabetics.  He is not answering his phone.  Shanahan, when you read this give me a call IMMEDIATELY!  Sarah Sanders, get on the horn and have Shanahan give me a call.

The Orange MD is not happy with Canada selling cheap, inferior Insulin to American Diabetics and has warned Trudeau to stop immediately