Florida Father Throws His Baby at Police

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida dad threw his Baby at a deputy after a high-speed chase 
  • Huh, ummmm, ahh, he did what?

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor Betty Wucher for another head scratching story out of Florida, the Gunshine State.

A Florida man faces aggravated child abuse and other charges after hurling his infant at a deputy near the end of a high-speed chase in Indian River County.  The Perp, who Police identified as John Henry James III, left his car carrying his baby after the high speed chase.  According to Police, Perp James ”just turned around, no regard, not a little toss, and overhand threw this two-month-old from about six feet away.”

Without a gun, Perp James had no recourse but to throw his baby at the Police

Deputies caught the baby, who was unhurt, the station reported. The sheriff’s office said deputies then were able to relocate the baby to safety.

The Florida Department of Children and Families is investigating.  Deputy Curby from the sheriff’s department said in a statement:  ”I’ve seen some crazy stuff but this is definitely up there. It was kind of awkward. I couldn’t chase him. I couldn’t tackle him. Not a whole lot I can do because he had the baby.”

After tossing the baby, James tried to get away and struggled with other deputies who eventually tackled him to the ground.

It took numerous Deputies to take down Perp James

Perp James was checked by EMTs and taken to a hospital after telling deputies he could not breathe and that he has asthma.   The pursuit started on State Road 60 in Vero Beach when Deputies tried stopping Perp James for failing to maintain the lane.  Perp James drove off on a 40-minute chase,  at times striking a detective’s vehicle, dodging roadblocks and barreling over tire deflation devices.  

The number of people in a residential area forced deputies to stand down at one point, according to the sheriff’s office.  A law enforcement helicopter relayed James’ location to deputies, who were able to surround his car at an apartment complex.

In addition to two felony counts of aggravated child abuse, Perp James faces counts of aggravated battery of an officer/firefighter/EMT, felony flee and elude, reckless driving and resisting arrest with violence.  

Perp James was medically cleared from a hospital after treatment for what the sheriff’s office said was a pre-existing condition. He was booked and ordered held without bond, according to the sheriff’s office.

The following video details the high speed chase and takedown.  It is 14 minutes long so you may want to fast forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcTOUbsSHuY

Only in Florida, only in Florida.

Racist Rant against an LA County Deputy

Executive Summary:

  • A White Woman goes into racist rant after being pulled over by an Hispanic Los Angeles County Deputy 
  • Whites, an endangered species in America, are crawling out from under their Racist Rocks in Record Numbers

The White Man in America is Under Siege. US Census statistics project that the nation will become “minority white” in 2045. During that year, whites will comprise 49.7 percent of the population in contrast to 24.6 percent for Hispanics, 13.1 percent for blacks, 7.9 percent for Asians, and 3.8 percent for multiracial populations.

The White Man becomes the Minority in 2045

The White Man, aware that they are heading for minority status, are increasingly lashing out against Blacks, Browns, Yellow, and Red Americans.  The only hope for The White Man to stay in power is that the People of Color in America do not create a “People of Color” Coalition that would drive The White Man to the Political Minority.

The Orange “Former Guy” opened the flood gates for The White Man to lash out against People of Color in America

Sarkes often criticizes our Founding Fathers.  Those Founding Fathers, all Old, Rich, White Men, originally gave NO Rights to Women and calculated that the Black Man was only 3/5’s of a White Man.  The Founding Fathers never forecasted that 2 plus centuries later in our Republic, Women would hold positions of power and that the time would come when The White Man would be the Minority in America.

Our Founding Fathers – not a Dark face or Skirt in that room

Fueled by the Orange “Former Guys” statements calling the Coronavirus the “China Virus” and “Kung Flu”, Hate Crimes against Asian Americans have grown exponentially this past year. Hispanic Americans, African Americans, and Native Americans have not been immune to harassment and attacks by The White Man under Siege.  

The White Man is rising up against Americans of Color

The incident of this story happened when an LA Hispanic Sheriff’s Deputy pulled over a white Mercedes-Benz driven by a White Woman after the Deputy spotted the driver on her cellphone.

As the Hispanic Deputy approaches the vehicle, the White Woman Driver has her cellphone out and is recording.  The interaction quickly turns confrontational as the White Woman Driver questions the Hispanic Deputy’s motives for the stop and accuses him of trying to Murder her.  Murder!, now that’s a serious charge.

Some Rich Old White Women in Mercedes Benz are concerned that the Brown Man are out to Murder them 

Before the Hispanic Deputy explains why she was pulled over, the White Woman interrupts him.  “Yes, I started to record because you’re a murderer,” she says.  The Hispanic Deputy tells the woman she can’t be using her cellphone while driving and the woman responds by saying she was recording because the Hispanic Deputy scared her.

Rich Old White Women are often scared by Hispanic Deputies

The Rich Old White Racist Women continued her rant:  “You’re threatening to kill me and my son.”  When asked for her Driver’s License, the Rich Old White Racist Women said that her driver’s license was at her apartment.

Another deputy arrives on the scene to help diffuse the situation and the Rich Old White Racist Women Tripled down on her racist rant:  “Here you go Mexican racist” (the White Racist Woman says as she returns a pen to the deputy after signing a citation). “You’re always going to be a Mexican. You’ll never be white, you know that, right?  You’ll never be white, which is what you want to be!”  Well, at least the Rich Old White Racist Woman got one thing RIGHT, the Hispanic Deputy will never be White.

This link shows the Rich Old White Racist Woman’s Rant against the Hispanic Deputy (you need to work thru the adds before the report)

https://www.foxla.com/video/928887

LA County Sheriff Alex Villanueva  says he’s seen the video and is defending the deputy’s actions.  “This Deputy exemplifies the core values of our Department, his demeanor during this traffic stop is just an example of professionalism and patience our Deputies have”

Sheriff Villanueva, a Hispanic, understands the challenges of the job

The more the White Man in America realizes that they will soon be the minority in America, the frequency of these unprovoked attacks on People of Color will increase.  Sarkes says it is safe to assume that our Founding Fathers never saw this coming.

A Proud White Supremacist

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida man, shouting that he was a White Supremacist, went on a violent Racist Rampage 
  • Instead of asking for a lawyer, the White Supremacist wanted to call Donald Trump

After reading this Sarkes Corner, “Many People Will Say”: Sarkes, you got to be making this up.  People like this don’t exist in America!  Sarkes regrets to report that not only do these people exist, they are growing ever larger in size and influence.  Some people call these White Supremacists; Salt of the Earth or Patriots. Sarkes reports, you decide.

Pop’s Sunset Grill in Nokomis, Florida is a quaint Florida Restaurant and Bar, bringing together Locals and Tourists in peace and harmony.  The occasional White Supremacist patron is also welcomed at Pop’s.

All are welcome at Pop’s, even the occasional White Supremacist

White Supremacist Arnold Schock, 36, who was covered in tattoos displaying Swastikas and other Racist symbols, was arrested and charged with battery and disturbing the peace after hitting a female staff member at Pop’s.

All White Supremacists proudly display their Swastika Tattoos

White Supremacist Shock entered Pop’s cursing and screaming. He undressed down to no shirt and his pants undone, exposing his groin area enough to see his pubic hair.  This must be a new tactic of the White Supremacists: No Shirt, Pants undone, Pubes exposed, i.e., Shock and Awe.

Racist Shock proudly displaying the New Look of the White Supremacist

White Supremacist Schock went on an unprovoked rant shouting: “I’m a White Supremacist. The Aryan nation will rule the world. People covered in tattoos will be my closest relatives, I promise you.”

Racist Schock believes that White Supremacists will some day rule the World
This guy also believed that White Supremacists would rule the World

Someone at the restaurant asked Racist White Supremacist Schock to pipe down because kids were present, to which he responded … “I don’t give a F–K*”.  

Next, White Supremacist Schock hurled some additional disgusting obscenities.   Undeterred, White Supremacist Shock tried to make his way inside Pop’s.   After making a sexual threat to a woman at a table, Racist Schock walked toward a female staff member, Pop’s Sunset Grill bartender Kisha Biche.  With all his might, Racist shock Sucker Punched Biche hard with an open hand and then punched her. She was knocked out by the assault.

Pop’s employee Kisha Biche suffered a Concussion which has left her unable to work

Todays Right Wing White Supremacists are predominantly men, and highly Misogynists at that, so it comes to no surprise that Racist Schock did not appreciate the fact that a Woman was attempting to block his entry back into Pop’s.

This was the moment right before Kisha Biche got cold cocked 

After White Supremacist Schock delivered his Cheap Shot knockout to Kisah Biche, six men in the vicinity rushed to help her. One man put Schock in a headlock until he could be detained. An arriving deputy said there was a large crowd surrounding a smaller group of people holding Schock down.

The Patrons at Pop’s had enough with White Supremacist Schock 

While being detained by Pop’s patrons, White Supremacist Schock yelled about the Aryan brotherhood and white supremacy.  Shock shouted: “Do you know Donald Trump? If you know Donald Trump, I’m not going anywhere. Donald Trump will get me off.  Call Donald Trump please.”

White Supremacists have the Orange “Former Guy” on Speed Dial

Now where would White Supremacist Schock get the idea that he had a “Get Out Of Jail Free Card” from Donald Trump?   Well, at a rally at the Iowa caucuses during his campaign to become our President, Donald Trump told the audience that he’d been warned about protesters with tomatoes in the audience.  The Orange “Former Guy” said:

“So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of ’em, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise. I promise.” 

With their 1 call at the Hoosegow, the White Supremacist will always call the Orange “Former Guy”

White Supremacist Schock was arrested and charged with battery, disturbing the peace, and is is being held at the Sarasota County Jail on $55,000 bail. He has a rap sheet from Hardee County that includes 31 cases since 2001.  With this stellar record, Schock has a great future with the ever-growing White Supremacist and MAGA Terrorist movement.  Heck, he may even get a promotion.

Like they say: “There are Good People on Both Sides”

Sarkes Reports, You Decide

One Brazen Cracker

Executive Summary:

  • Florida Cracker Anthony James David took his Neighbors to an NFL Game and paid with a credit card that he stole from them. 
  • Is this one Brazen Cracker or what

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Sarkes is a Truth Machine, he cannot make this stuff up.

A Florida Cracker, Anthony James David, generously offered to treat his neighbors to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers football game.  Investigators in Hernando County said that Cracker David paid for the tickets to the Bucs game using a credit card he stole from the people he invited to the game. 

On the surface, Cracker David seemed like a generous neighbor

Cracker David was arrested on various fraud charges.  The arrest came after neighbors Bill and Melissa Callahan reported their credit cards had been used fraudulently to purchase a wide variety of goods and services including flowers from a florist, food from Panera, and $750 worth of legal services from an attorney (Morgan and Morgan, For The People)

Cracker David made various purchases with the stolen credit card

But the biggest score Cracker David made off the Callahans was when he treated them to a Tampa Bay Bucs game using one of their credit cards.  

Bill Callahan stated:  “As it turned out looking at our credit card statement, we had actually financed the entire day.  He seemed like a really nice guy. Introduced himself as a pharmaceutical rep, and everything seemed pretty accurate with what he was telling us.”  Cracker David was caught when surveillance video from some of the purchases implicated him.

Tickets, Food, and Drinks for 3 at a Tampa Bay Bucs game = $$$$$$$$$$

If Sarkes was the Prosecuting Attorney in Tampa, he would add a Hate Crime rider to the charges against Cracker David.  What makes this a Hate Crime?  Despite winning the Super Bowl, the Tampa Bay Bucs have the UGLIEST uniforms of ANY professional sports team.  Red and Pewter, …….. Pewter, what’s with Pewter.  The Tampa Bay Bucs uniforms STINK.  So, not only did the Callahans pay for the game with their stolen credit cards, they had to watch a football game with the ugliest uniforms in all of Pro Teams.  Now, that is Cruel.

Tom Brady may be the GREATEST OF ALL TIME, but he cannot make the Red and Pewter look good

Golf is a Dangerous Sport

Executive Summary:

– Golf is typically depicted as a Leisure Walk in the Park

– In fact, Golf is a Dangerous Sport

“Many People Say” that Golf is a sport of leisure for the Rich, Old, White Man.  Sarkes is here to say that Golf can often be a dangerous sport, almost as dangerous as Auto Racing, Downhill Skiing, and other sports where participants are always on the edge of disaster.  

Don’t be fooled, Golf is also a dangerous sport

Mark Twain once said: “Golf is a good walk ruined”.   Mark Twain was born in Florida……………Florida, Missouri that is.  As such, when Mark Twain played golf in Missouri, his only risk was stepping in a gopher hole and breaking an ankle.  Twain may have been an intellect, but he had no idea about the perils of golfing in Florida………the State that is. 

Mark Twain was not as smart as history would lead one to believe

Golf can be a healthy way to exercise and have fun, but it can also lead to severe injuries.  According to government statistics, more than 300,000 people have suffered serious golf injuries the past few years.  Many required hospitalization and some were fatal.  The most common golf injuries are face impact injuries, either the ball or the club hitting the golfers face. OUCH, OH MY, THAT HAD TO HURT!

These Florida Golfers have a great trophies from getting hit with a Golf Ball

Florida Golfer’s Ball ends up in Alligator’s Mouth

An alligator must have wanted to play some golf Monday at Pelican Sound Golf Club in Estero, FL, Sarkeses home town.  When golfer Marc Goldstein, 68, went looking for his ball after a wayward shot near a pond, he noticed something else was interested in it.   Goldstein said:  ”As I got close I saw that my golf ball was lying adjacent to the alligator’s head, so I grabbed my phone for a picture, but before I could take one the Gator picked it up in his mouth.”  Goldstein said he didn’t do anything after the alligator took off into the pond with his Titelist ProV-1 golf ball.

Golfer Goldstein did not try to retrieve his $4.50 ProV-1 golf ball

Florida Golfer Retrieves his Golf Ball

A Golfer in Cape Coral, Florida grabs, his ball off the back of an alligator.  A video captured an alligator sunbathing in a golf course pond with a golf ball laying on top of its tail.   The golfer, not wanting to lose his $4.50 ProV-1 golf ball, snuck up on the Gator and retrieved his golf ball. 

https://fox2now.com/news/national/watch-florida-man-retrieves-golf-ball-off-gators-back/

One guess as to which is the dumber species in this video

Florida Golfer Drowns Fishing for Golf Balls

A Florida golfer is believed to have drowned after falling into a golf club pond while looking for his lost golf ball.  Hermilo Jazmines of Lutz, Florida, was playing golf with a friend at the East Lake Woodlands Country Club in Oldsmar.  Jazmines teed off and was last seen looking for his ball near the hole #3 green. Jazmines’ golf cart was parked on the cart path and his putter was found lying on the ground near the water.  Deputies were called after Jazmines was reported missing and the Oldsmar Fire Department searched the wooded area and the edge of the pond. 

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office dive team responded and located Jazmines submerged in the water near his putter. He was pronounced deceased on scene.   Investigators say the evidence suggests Jazmines may have fallen into the water and drowned. Deputies spoke with friends of Jazmines who say he likes to search the course for lost golf balls.

East Lake Woodlands CC was the scene of an unfortunate Golf accident

There are many ways that accidents happen on Golf Courses in Florida.

While no bodily injuries happened here, this Florida Cracker had a serious Fashion accident 

Sarkes is well aware of the hazards of playing Golf and is a strong proponent of playing Defensive Golf.

Sarkes reduces his chance of injury to himself and others by using an Armenian Rage Club

Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement

Executive Summary:

  • The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has a Major Announcement 
  • Sarkes Corner will no longer report on Mass Shootings in America
  • Sarkes was not happy with this decision

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement:

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has decided that Sarkes will no longer report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men with Semi Automatic Assault Weapons.  

These Mass Shootings are occurring with increasing frequency and have taken a disproportionate amount of Blog Time for Sarkes Corner.  A recent decision by the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board to limit reporting to Mass Shootings that kill 6 or more innocent people has not had an impact.

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board believes that the constant reporting on Mass Shootings in America by Angry White Men, using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons, has taken Sarkes away from his Core Competencies like:

  • Judge Judy
  • George Zimmerman
  • “The Former Guy” the Orange Dotard
  • Florida Crackers (Florida Man)
  • Living Black in America
  • More

Sarkes was not pleased with the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board decision claiming that this Censorship rivals only that placed on the Press by the Strongman Fraternity Brothers; Putin, Erdagon, Xi, Duterte, and Jung Un.

Sensitive to Sarkeses position, the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board compromised with Sarkes and will allow him to report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons if 25 or more innocent people are murdered.  This will allow Sarkes to report on future Mass Shooting like those at:  Sandy Hook Elementary School, Virginia Tech, Las Vegas Concert, and the Orlando Night Club.  

While the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board will not allow Sarkes to report on Mass Shootings, the Board sends “Thoughts and Prayers” to all future victims and their families of future Mass Shootings. 

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Indianapolis, IN

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Indianapolis, IN
  • This Mass Shooting was the 4th in the US in the past month, Sarkes is working QUADRUPLE Overtime

EDITORIAL NOTE:  The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board recently placed the limitation that Sarkes can only report on Mass Shootings if 4 or more people are murdered.  Due to the overtime costs associated with these rash of Mass Shootings, the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board is considering upping the threshold to report only on Mass Shootings if 6 or more innocent people are murdered, and could kick that up to 8. 

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Indianapolis, IN.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the FedEx facility by the Indianapolis airport

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 8 people were murdered and 7 people were injured

The Mass Murderer, an Angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Brandon Scott Hole, 19, was a former employee at the FedEx facility

Angry White Man Hole had a history with the Law and authorities had previously taken a gun from Hole

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 assault rifle

The AR-15 assault rifle is the weapon of choice for the Angry White Mass Murderer 

The Angry White Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed himself before capture by police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • President Biden said:  “These Mass Shootings must stop and are a National Disgrace”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The “Former Guy”, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the FedEx facility with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like the FedEx facility, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

Black Rifle Coffee Company

Executive Summary:

  • The Black Rifle Coffee Company says sales of its Weapons-Themed Coffee almost doubled in 2020
  • Great Mericans can love BOTH their Right to Bear Arms AND a Great Cup of Coffee

Black Rifle Coffee Co. says its AK-47 Espresso Blend “is here to conquer your taste buds.” Its extra-dark Murdered Out roast “will fuel your midnight ops or your morning commute.” Another of the six-year-old company’s blends, Coffee or Die roast, promises to “keep your freedom engine running.”   Black Rifle’s Silencer Smooth blend is for Great Mericans who prefer a light roast. Now that’s an effective Marketing strategy for Great 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing “Mericans”.  

Black Rifle Coffee Company has a blend for every Heat Packing Merican

With firearms-themed branding, unabashed support for police and the military, and a founder who hasn’t shied away from political debate, Black Rifle Coffee Company is a prime example of the way some businesses are capitalizing on politically engaged consumers’ hyper-partisan shopping habits.

“I know who my customer is. I know who I’m trying to serve coffee to. I know who my customer isn’t,” said Evan Hafer, the company’s 44-year-old founder and chief executive. “I don’t need to be everything to all people.” Salt Lake City-based Black Rifle Coffee said its revenue nearly doubled in 2020 to $163 million.

Owner Evan Hafer knows that Mericans that Pack Heat also love their coffee

American firms historically sought to stay above the partisan fray, an approach summarized by basketball legend Michael Jordan, who famously proclaimed: “Republicans buy sneakers too.” Now more consumers want CEOs to take a stand. In 2020, 60% of American consumers would make a decision about whether to buy or boycott a company’s product based on its stand on societal issues, up from 47% in 2017.

Michael Jordan knows that even Republicans buy Air Jordans

Black Rifle Coffee Company gets FREE advertising where they least expected.  Kyle Rittenhouse, charged when he was 17 years old with killing two people at a Black Lives Matter protest in Kenosha, Wis., was photographed wearing a Black Rifle Coffee T-Shirt when he was released on bond in November.

Anti-BLM Terrorist Kyle Rittenhouse loves his Black Rifle Coffee

One of the best-known photos from the Jan. 6 Capitol Insurrection showed Eric Munchel, in tactical gear and a Black Rifle Coffee Hat, leaping over a railing with a handful of plastic handcuffs.

MAGA Terrorist Zip-Tie-Guy Eric Munchel loves his Black Rifle Coffee

But more recently, Owner Hafer has sought to distance Black Rifle Coffee Company from such incidents, angering some fans in the process. After he said in a video that the company had no ties to Mr. Rittenhouse, a small Coffee Company that also targets Right-Wing coffee buyers, Stocking Mill Coffee, praised accused killer Rittenhouse on Twitter and offered him one of its own T-shirts. Stocking Mill Coffee wants to be the coffee of choice for White Suprematists.

Stocking Mill Coffee will NOT turn their back on MAGA Terrorists

Mr. Hafer said in an interview that as he has increasingly focused on military veterans’ issues, he has been trying to move Black Rifle Company Company beyond being affiliated with a particular political party.  “I’ve got an incredible opportunity to affect veterans’ lives for the better, and I’m not going to squander it in the gutter of partisan politics,” said the former Green Beret. “I was carrying a rifle five years ago, I’m not a sophisticated businessman.”

Owner Hafer was a Green Beret but now is an “Unsophisticated” businessman

Owner Hafer said he began roasting coffee on a tour of duty in Iraq in 2006. He named the company after his service rifle, which was usually by his side while roasting coffee. “Black Rifle” is a phrase used to describe military weapons like M16s and their civilian counterparts, AR-15 style rifles, which have become a potent symbol in the gun-rights fight in America.  Owner Hafer said:  “It dawned on me later, that Oh, this is going to piss people off, and I just kind of embraced it.”

Owner Hafer proudly named his company after his Automatic Assault Rifle 

When Starbucks Corporation promised to hire 10,000 Refugees in response to “The Former Guy’s” executive order barring more of them from entering the country, Owner Hafer grabbed headlines by vowing to hire 10,000 Veterans. 

Starbucks hires Refugees, Black Rifle hires Veterans

After Keurig dropped its sponsorship of Sean O’Hannity’s show over comments the Fox News commentator made about sexual abuse allegations against then-Alabama Sen. Roy Moore, Sean O’Hannity and Donald Trump Jr. promoted Black Rifle Coffee on Twitter.

Great Mericans Orange Jr. and O’Hannity prefer Black Rifle Coffee to Keurig

Black Rifle Coffee Company Coffee and Merchandise make great Birthday, Christmas, or MAGA Rally Gifts for White Mericans.  Black Rifle Coffee Company merchandise are the gifts that keep on giving.

Great 2nd Amendment Mericans who love Guns and Coffee should buy Black Rifle Coffee and Merchandise

EDITORIAL NOTE:  Sarkes was so motivated by this Sarkes Corner that he will now be buying an AR-15 Assault Weapon before the Demon Dems confiscate all of our Semi-Automatic Assault Weapons AND, Sarkes will be placing an order for Great Black Rifle Coffee and Fashionable Merchandise.

Sarkes looks forward to Packing Heat and drinking great Black Rifle Coffee

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Orange, CA

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Orange, CA
  • This Mass Shooting was the THIRD in the US in the past 2 weeks, Sarkes is working DOUBLE Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Brown Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Orange, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) United Homes, a Real Estate Office, in a Business Park

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 4 people were murdered, including 1 Child, and 1 person is in critical condition

The Mass Murderer, an angry Brown American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Aminadab Gaxiola Gonzalez, 44 years old, was in a “business dispute” with the company

This was a Targeted Attack by an Angry Brown Man

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a Semi Automatic Handgun

The Semi Automatic Handgun is the Weapon of choice for Angry Mass Murderers who work in tight places

The Angry Brown American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was wounded and captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The Former Guy, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the Business Park with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like Orange, CA, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Boulder, CO

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Boulder, CO
  • This Mass Shooting was the second in the US in a week, Sarkes is working Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Islamic American Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Boulder, CO.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) King Soopers, a grocery store.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 10 people were murdered, including 1 Police Officer, Eric Talley 

The Mass Murderer, an angry Islamic American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, 21 years old

Family describe Alissa as anti-social, paranoid, and mentally ill …… you think

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 Assault Rifle

The AR-15 is the Weapon of choice for Angry Mass Murderers
In Merica today, one can get an AR-15, even with a mental defect

The Angry Islamic American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was wounded and captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The “Former Guy”, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the King Soopers with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like King Soopers, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers