Donald Trump June Staff Meeting

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes publishes the transcript of Donald Trump’s June 2018 Staff Meeting.

As you know, Sarkes has direct insight into the Trump White House through a confidential Source, LEAKER. LEAKER, at great risk, somehow records the Donald Trump Staff Meetings and sends the tape to Sarkes. Sarkes provides the transcript, word for word, for your reading pleasure.

WARNING WARNING WARNING – Some language used in the Donald Trump January Staff meeting is inappropriate for Sarkes Corner subscribers under 17 years old and Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists. WARNING WARNING WARNING

General John Kelly (Chief of Staff): “OK everyone, lets get going, we have a lot to discuss. You have the agenda in front of you. First, President Trump will not be attending today’s staff meeting as he wants to get an early jump on his 4th of July holiday at Mir-a-Lago. He is Teeing off right about now. Vice President Pence will chair today’s staff meeting.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Thank you John. If you don’t mind, I would like to change today’s agenda. But first, let’s start with a prayer. Everybody, please join hands and bow your heads.”

“Lord Jesus, we thank you for convincing Anthony Kennedy to retire from the Supreme Court. Justice Kennedy was once a Conservative but Satan’s temptation drove him to vote with the Godless Liberals. We pray that you forgive the sins of Justice Kennedy and, and with your love and guidance, we will select a strong Conservative judge to replace Kennedy. We also pray that President Trump, the greatest President in history, has a blessed vacation at Mir-a-Lago. And give all of us the strength to Make America Great Again. Amen”

The Entire Staff: “Amen, ah, Amen, what, Amen, (mumbling) give me a break, (mumbling) what the F – – K, Amen.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “The first order of business, we need to come up with a strategy to overturn Roe v Wade. Since 1973, millions of babies have died and we now have our chance to change that. I was thinking we need to get at least 20 Red states to pass state laws abolishing abortion. When the ACLU sues, this will make it’s way to the Supreme Court, and our new Conservative Supreme Court will vote with the states. Can we make that happen?”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

Mike Pence (Vice President): “OK, now after we overturn Roe v Wade our next order of business is to overturn the rights of Gays and Lesbians to marry. In fact, if we can figure out a way, I want to drive these sinners back into the closet where they belong. Any ideas?”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

General Jim Mattis (Secretary of Defense): “Excuse me Mr. Pence, I just received a text that we have a military emergency and I need to leave. (whispering to General John Kelly on his way out: “what a F – – king moron”)

Steven Mnuchin (Secretary of Treasury): “Uh Mr. Pence, I need to help General Kelly with his military emergency, I will make sure he has all the funding he needs to solve his military emergency. (whispering to General John Kelly on his way out: you got to stop this Fundamentalist whacko, NOW).”

General John Kelly just shakes his bowed head.

Mike Pence (Vice President): “OK guys, good luck. Now, after we take care of the gays and lesbians, I want to work on the Affirmative Action laws that benefit the Blacks and Latinos at the expense of deserving White Americans. Now this might be a bit harder as the Blacks are still holding on to that Slavery thing and the Latinos are breeding like Rabbits, and their population is growing exponentially. Ben, you’re Black, and you never did that Affirmative Action thing, I want to assign this to you. Now, do we have any Hispanics on this staff?”

Ben Carson (Secretary of Housing and Urban Development): “Boss, I am proud to be the ONLY Black man in the Trump Cabinet, I’ll take care of it”

Jeff Sessions (Attorney General): “Mr. Pence, maybe we can use Nikki Haley to work the Hispanic issue. She is Brown and that might be close enough. I’ll call her back from the United Nations”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Thanks Ben, thanks Jeff. Just think how Great America will be when we overturn Roe v Wade, put the LGBT’s back in the closet and stop this senseless Affirmative Action.”

“Now my final agenda item is a bit more challenging, I want to revoke the 19th Amendment. Since 1920, women have had the Right to Vote and look what’s happened. The results, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Waters, others. The 19th Amendment created these monsters. Women belong in the home supporting their man. Uh, no offense Betsy.”

Betsy De Vevos (Secretary of Education): “Oh Mr. Pence, no offense taken.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Well team, that should do it for this staff meeting. Everyone have a Safe and Blessed 4th of July Holiday. And, with the grace of God, we will return next week to continue to Make America Great Again, in the spirt of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, Amen. Meeting adjourned.”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

Pence takes guidance from Jesus, not the Constitution
VP Pence praying, the Orange Ameba taking a nap

King Donald the 1st

Executive Summary:

– The Official Presidential Portrait of the Orange Cheese Ball is completed.

– Time Magazine has been given permission to use the Portrait as a cover to their June 18 magazine.

The Golden Gestapo has approved his Official Presidential Portrait which will hang in the White House during his presidency then will be moved to the Smithsonian Portrait Gallery after.

The Orange Oligarch was so happy with the Portrait that he ordered 100 prints which will be hung in Trump Properties across the world.

The June 18 cover of Time Magazine features the Golden Exalted Ruler looking proudly at his Presidential Portrait. Sarkes Corner’s source in the White House, Leaker, has confirmed that the Orange Emperor will use the unveiling of his Presidential Portrait to officially declare that he is the First King of the United States, King Donald the 1st.

King Donald was quoted by Leaker as saying “I have never left something simple like the Constitution stand in my way of my success. I am the greatest President of all time and will be the Greatest King in United States. The People Love me, Women Love Me, Blacks Love Me, Hispanics Love Me, Orientals Love Me, Veterans Love Me, Canadians Love Me, Mexicans Love Me, heck even the Chinese Love Me.”

King Donald the 1st

The Canadians In the War of 1812

Executive Summary:

– Trump invokes the War of 1812 as justification for tariffs in call with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

The Orange Historian and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had a testy phone call over new tariffs imposed by the Trump administration targeting steel and aluminum imports coming from Canada.

Canadian Trudeau pressed the Golden Bull Horn on how he could justify the tariffs as a “national security” issue. The Orange Jumpsuit told Trudeau, “Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?” referring to the War of 1812.

The problem with the Gold Fingers comments to Trudeau is that British troops burned down the White House during the War of 1812. Canada did not exist in 1812. Maybe the Orange Dufus should be placing steel and aluminum tariffs on the United Kingdom.

Trump and Trudeau debating Steel Tariffs
Proof Positive that it was England, not Canada, that burned down the White House

Donald Trump IS NOT a Liar

Executive Summary:

– “Many People Say” How do you know when Donald Trump is lying? ……….. His Lips are moving.

– Sarkes has proof positive that Donald Trump IS NOT a LIAR

The Washington Post has reported that the Orange Pinocchio has told over 3,000 lies since he has taken office. This is world class performance.

The constant lies spewed by the Golden Perjurer has fueled the Demon Dems to believe that they will win the 2018 Mid Term Elections. On the Right Side, the GOPs tell Sarkes to “not take Trump Literally, but take him Seriously”. The Right Wing Christian Fundamentals say that since they recently declassified Adultery as a Sin, lying is now a virtue.

In any case, the Orange Fibber has been labeled as a Serial Lier.

In a meeting this week, the Gold Fabler went on a rant against Illegal Immigrants, Mostly Mexican.

The Orange Fabricator used extraordinarily harsh rhetoric to renew his call for stronger immigration, calling Illegal Immigrants “Animals” and venting frustration at Mexican officials who he said “do nothing” to help the United States.

The Golden Liar Liar Pants on Fire stated: “We have people coming into the country or trying to come in, we’re stopping a lot of them, but we’re taking people out of the country. You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” Trump said.  “These aren’t People. These are ANIMALS.”

Sarkes has dispatched several Reporter / Photographer Teams to the Mexican Border to Fact Check the Orange Spinner of Yarns assertion that Illegal Immigrants aren’t People, rather, they are Animals. Lowly and Beholy, Sarkes has determined that DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A LIAR, and provides the evidence below:

Illegal Immigrants, mostly Mexicans, apprehended crossing into America:

Alejandro Cardenas caught in Nogales

Guadalupe Lopez caught in Mexicali

Pablo Martinez caught in Juarez

Pedro Gonzalez caught in Laredo
Juan Perez caught in Tijuana

There you have it, proof positive that Donald Trump IS NOT a LIAR.

Did the Orange Birddog know about the payment to Stormy Daniels

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes analyzes who is lying in the $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels

Case closed as far as Sarkes is concerned. 

Addressing the Press on Air Force 1 (another Great Boeing Product) the Orange Sniffer says he knew nothing about the $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels, and the White House Press Secretary says that the Golden P-Grabber did not tag Stormy.

Who are we to believe?  No contest.  Sarkes, a Recovering Liberal transitioning to be a good Trumpian/Regan Conservatives, believes the Orange Lathorio. After all who should we believe:

  • Stormy D, a Stripper and Porn Actress
  • Michael Cohen, a Schiester
  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a paid Lap Dog
  • Donald Trump, the Golden Commander in Tweets

And check the track record, when has the Orange Bull Horn ever lie to the American people?

The real Criminal here is Attorney Michael Cohen. His $130,000 payment right before the election to Stormy was obviously Insurance to take down the Golden A-Pincher if he won the election. Cohen is part of the largest conspiracy in the history of American politics to take down the Trump Administration.

Michael Cohen, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP. 

See the article from the Associated Press:

Did Trump know about payment to Stormy Daniels? He says no

ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE (AP) – In his first public comments about Stormy Daniels, President Donald Trump said he didn’t know abo…

https://apnews.com/e35358bbe20e488c99783cd2af45ad1d