Cut Donald Trump Some Slack

Executive Summary:

– Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media grade everyone of the Orange Professors Tweets

– A recent Golden Pulitzer Tweet, attacking those critical of his Typos, contained a Typo. Trump Misspelled used “POUR” when he should have used “PORE” in that Tweet.

The Orange Lecturer recently Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – Jul 3 @ 7:13PM
After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!

Uh oh, the Golden Tutor misspelled “POUR” in the tweet (……Fake News constantly like to pour over my tweets …..) after he bragged about his ability to write. Hours later, the Orange Educator corrected the Tweet using the correct spelling, “PORE”.

Even Merriam-Webster poked fun at the Golden Instructors mistake, providing the proper definitions to the Orange Commander in Tweets:
POUR OVER (original Tweet) – “to make expensive coffee”
PORE OVER (revised Tweet) – “to read or study carefully”

Before we criticize the Golden Savant for his writing malaprops, we forget all of his positive attributes. Just some of his positive attributes:

HONESTY – the Golden Rule is the most honest President we have had since Honest Abe Lincoln. Like Sarkes, our President is a Truth Machine.

CONSERVATISM – the Orange Bourgeois makes Ronald Reagan look like a Liberal Democrat. The GOP, formerly the Party of Reagan, is now the Conservative Party of Trump.

LIKABILITY -according to the Golden Amour, he is loved by Women, Blacks, Asians, Jews, Veterans, Native Americans, the Disabled, LGBTQs, and well, everyone except Hispanics. And even some Hispanics, Cubans, love the Orange Cupid.

WORLD LEADERSHIP – the Golden Eminence has the ultimate respect of countries all across the globe, well maybe not the predominantly Muslim countries, but they don’t count anyway. In just 2 days at the NATO meeting, the Orange Negotiator fixed NATO’s financial issues and all nations thanked him for holding them accountable for the financial commitments they had made.

DIPLOMACY – Any President can work with our Traditional Allies like Canada, Mexico, the UK, France, Germany, etc, but it takes a Special Kind of Leader, a Great Diplomat, to establish diplomacy with past Advisories, Totalitarians, Facists, Oligarths, and Dictators like Vlads Putin, Rodrigo Duterte, Recep Erdogan, and of course, Kim Jung Un. The Orange Ambassador is following his recipe for success documented in “The Art of the Deal” to make World Peace.

WORK ETHIC – The Golden Working Stiff accomplishes more in 4 days than Obama or the Bushes I and II could accomplish in 7 days. This Work Ethic allows the Orange Duffer to spend long weekends golfing in Mir-a-Lago to reenergize so he can hit it again for another productive 4 day work week. The Orange Alligator is the hardest working reptile in the Swamp.

So what do the Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media have left to knit pick? A few grammatical errors in some Tweets. While Sarkes does not condone or allow grammatical errors or sloppy composition in Sarkes Corner, given all of that the Golden Essayist has accomplished, Sarkes can give a pass on a malaprop or two, or three, in a Tweet.

The Orange Alligator, the hardest working Reptile in the Swamp
White House staff stand ready to review the Tweets

Stormy Daniels Arrested at a Strip Club

Executive Summary:

– Stormy Daniels (Stormy D) was arrested while performing at a strip club

– Lawyer Michael Avenatti thinks Stormy D was set up

-The arrest came 1 day after Stormy D’s tell-all interview in Sarkes Corner

WARNING WARNING WARNING – this edition of Sarkes Corner contains Adult Content and Language that is not appropriate for readers under 17 years old and Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists. WARNING WARNING WARNING

Stormy Daniels was arrested while performing at the Sirens Gentlemen’s Club, a strip club, in Columbus, Ohio. Police say Stormy D touched patrons while performing onstage, which is a violation of Ohio state law. She was charged on three misdemeanor counts.

Detectives who were at the Sirens Gentlemen’s Club said they observed Daniels remove her top and force patrons’ faces into her ample bosom. The officers also observed Ms. Clifford fondling the breasts of female patrons.

Three detectives approached the stage. Daniels allegedly made her way toward two detectives, leaned over and grabbed their faces. She shoved each of their faces between her huge Ta Ta’s. She fondled a third officer’s buttocks and breasts and then forced the officer’s head between her Twin Peaks and then smacked the officer’s face with her huge melons. Whoa.

For those of you who have never been to a Strip Club, Stormy D’s actions are typical and business as usual for Strippers………or so Sarkes is told.

Stormy D’s arrest came 1 day after her revealing interview with Sarkes in Sarkes Corner, 1 day! In that interview, Stormy D provided graphic details of her sexual encounter with Donald Trump and described his Penis as Orange.

Stormy D’s lawyer, Michael Avenatti believes that Storm D’s arrest was a part of an elaborate sting operation. Avenatti claims that Trump is retaliating as Stormy D is suing Trump for defamation following comments he made after revelations of an alleged affair between the two went public.

Avenatti took to Twitter, declaring that Stormy D had been set up by police. “This was a setup & politically motivated,” Avenatti said. “It reeks of desperation. We will fight all bogus charges.”

Stormy D posted a $6,054 bail on Thursday and was scheduled to be arraigned on Friday morning, July 13, according to court records. But, the charges against Stormy D were subsequently dropped Thursday afternoon.

Sarkes was informed of Stormy D’s arrest and was able to call Stormy while she was still incarcerated in the Columbus, OH, hoosegow.

Sarkes: Stormy, I am so sorry if your interview in Sarkes Corner caused you to get arrested. The charges must have been bogus as you are going to get released soon. By the way, do I have your permission to tape this interview.

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, it’s OK to tape this interview. Oh Sarkes, this is not your fault. My lawyer Michael Avenatti says that this is a gross violation of my 1st amendment rights to free speech and he will be suing “Don the Con” and the Secret Service .

Sarkes: By “Don the Con” I presume you are referring to Donald Trump?

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, Michael says that if Donnie can give nicknames to his advisories like Crooked Hillary, Crazy Joe Biden, Low Energy Jeb, Ly’n James Comey, Hiawatha Warren, Al Frankenstein, etc he can call the President “Don the Con”

Sarkes: I see. Stormy, I understand that you will be released shorty and the charges will be dropped. What is your reaction?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, the charges should be dropped. I DID NOT TOUCH ANYONES PECKERS in that Strip Club. You know that almost every square inch of that club is covered by surveillance cameras, so I can prove that I did not touch anyone’s Johnson.

Sarkes: Stormy, who do you think is responsible for your arrest.

Stormy D: Michael believes that the Secret Service, following orders given by Donnie, were responsible for my arrest.

Sarkes: For the record Stormy, when you say Donnie you are referring to President Trump.

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, Donnie was my pet name for the President that weekend in Las Vegas. Sarkes, I believe that my description of Donnies Penis being Orange must have pushed Donnie over the edge. After all, he is a Counter Puncher.

Sarkes: Stormy, you know that President Trump is threatening to sue you about your allegation that his penis is small and Orange. Comment?

Stormy D: Sarkes, in our interview, I did not say that Donnie’s Penis is small, size is relative, but I did say that it was Orange. Michael says that he wants the President to sue me over this, as we have pictures that I took while Donnie was sleeping. Trust me, Donnies Pecker is Orange, yeah, it’s Orange. And Sarkes, if I ever release the proof that Donnie’s Pecker is Orange, it will be to Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes: Well thanks Stormy. Any final thoughts Stormy?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, I may be a large breasted stripper, but I’m not stupid. The actions of Donnie and his henchmen smack of Nazi Germany. I had read in a history book that Adolph Hitler had a stripper jailed after she gave him a lap dance.

Sarkes: Ah, Stormy, I will need to validate your claim about Adolph Hitler and the Stripper. Thanks again for your time.

Billboard advertising Stony D’s appearance at the Siren Strip Club
Stormy D onstage at Sirens Strip Club
Stormy D heading to the Hoosegow in Columbus, OH

Exclusive Interview with Stormy Daniels

Executive Summary:

– Stormy Daniels (Stormy D) was in Washington, D.C., July 9 and 10, to open a new Gentleman’s Club, the Cloakroom, on 5th & H Street NW.

– Sarkes was granted an exclusive interview.

WARNING WARNING WARNING – this edition of Sarkes Corner contains Adult Content and Language that is not appropriate for readers under 17 years old and Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists. WARNING WARNING WARNING

While Sarkes was in WDC to visit granddaughter Baby Addison (and son David / daughter in law Meredith) he received a call from Stormy D’s Publicity Agent stating that Stormy D would like to be interviewed by Sarkes for Sarkes Corner.

Seems that Sarkes Corner WDC Bureau Chief, Ashok Agrawal, was an acquaintance of Julian, bouncer at the Cloakroom. At Ashok’s request, Julian reached out to Stormy D’s agent, pointing out that both Sarkes and Stormy D were in town at the same time.

Stormy D’s Agent said that Stormy D was a subscriber to Sarkes Corner and that she felt comfortable being interviewed by Sarkes as she knew that Sarkes was a Truth Machine, a Purveyor of Facts.

For the Millennium subscribers to Sarkes Corner, a Gentleman’s Club is a fancy name for a Strip Club where good looking, large breasted women take off their clothes and strut around a stage naked. Think of the Women of Fox News Fair and Balanced; instead of sitting in front of a camera in tight fitting, short dresses, they are on a stage with no clothes. Believe Sarkes, there are few Gentleman customers in a Gentleman’s Club.

Sarkes sat down for the Exclusive interview with Stormy D in the Presidential Suite (Lap Dance Room) on the upper floor of the Cloakroom in WDC:

Sarkes: Thanks for granting me this exclusive interview Stormy. Aren’t you taking a big risk talking to Sarkes on the record?

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, I am taking a big risk but it will be worth it.

Sarkes: I don’t want to waste your valuable time, but what can you say to Sarkes Corner that you didn’t already say to Anderson Cooper in the now famous CBS 60 Minutes interview?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, you saw the interview, Anderson Cooper threw me underhand softball questions and I was never able to properly defend myself. The interview on 60 Minutes was heavily edited and I trust that won’t happen with Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes: That’s right Stormy, our Mottos is: Sarkes Corner, No Spin – You Win. OK Stormy, let’s go. Did you have sex with Donald Trump?

Stormy D: Well, yes I did. It didn’t start out that way. I met Donnie at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe in July, 2006. He invited me to dinner in his suite. Just after our appetizer and before the main course, he got up and grabbed my P – – – y, just like he said he does in the now famous Access Hollywood tape.

Sarkes: Well Stormy, after he grabbed your P – – – y, what did you do?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, I told Donnie that he was being a naughty boy and then I spanked him on his rather large Ass a few times. After that, one thing led to another and bada boom, bada bing, we were in bed doing the big Nasty. It was really nothing more than that. I wasn’t surprised, as you know, Donnie prefers Blond women with big Tits.

Sarkes: Well that pretty much clears that up. So what is this law suit all about?

Stormy D: Sarkes, you are a Truth Machine, and all I want is for Donnie to be truthful and admit what he did. What’s the big deal? He’s been having extramarital affairs with 3 wives for over 40 years, it never bothered him before. Now, just because he is the President he clams up, he’s all Family Values, give me a break. Like we say in Louisiana where I was raised: “That dog don’t hunt”.

Sarkes: What about the $130,000 you took from Michael Cohen?

Stormy D: Just look around The Cloakroom here Sarkes, I have been doing Strip joints like the Cloakroom here for over 20 years. I don’t know how many more years that America’s Cock Hounds will pay to see me naked, my girls are starting to droop. When Donnie lied about our tryst, I figured there was a lucrative book deal and a made for TV movie in the future.

Sarkes: Great Stormy, anything else you’d like to get off your ample chest?

Stormy D: No Sarkes, that’s what I wanted to communicate to the American people. Thank you.

Sarkes: Stormy, let me conclude this interview with one last question. Was Marco Rubio correct, does Donald Trump have a small penis?

Stormy D: Well, Sarkes, I won’t comment on the size of Donnies pecker, but I will tell you something, it was Orange, oh yeah, it was Orange. I took a picture when Donnie wasn’t looking.

Stormy D Handbill for her Cloakroom appearance
Adult-film actress Stephanie Clifford, also known as Stormy Daniels, poses for pictures at the end of her striptease show in Gossip Gentleman club in Long Island, New York, U.S., February 23, 2018. REUTERS/Eduardo Munoz
Sarkes outside The Cloakroom before the Stormy D interview
Striper woman in red dancing for young black man
Donald Trump and Stormy D
Donald Trump’s Orange Penis

Trump Voters Boycott Walmart

Executive Summary:

– A boycott of Walmart by Trump Voters has been launched after an outcry over the “Impeach 45” Clothing Line

– Sarkes has been boycotting Walmart since the St. Louis Rams moved to Los Angeles in 2016

A Boycott-Walmart campaign has been launched by the Orange Bobble Heads Base after it was discovered the store was selling “Impeach 45” clothing on its website. For Millennium Subscribers to Sarkes Corner, Donald Trump is our 45th President.

The outcry sparked a #BoycottWalmart trend on Twitter as Trump Voters expressed their distaste for Walmart promoting the impeachment of President Trump.

Ryan Fournier, chairman of the group “White Students for Trump”, was one of the first to discover Walmart was selling the clothing item. He asked the company in a tweet, “What kind of message are you trying to send?” Fournier continued: “Looks like @Walmart is looking to join the far left and maybe needs a good old #boycottwalmart to make them think a little!”

Old Glory is the company that sells the “Impeach 45” apparel and it’s not the only one. A search on Walmart.com revealed three other companies selling Trump impeachment merchandise.

Walmart has not commented on this blasphemy and has not removed this treasonous line of clothing from their website.

When asked about the “Impeach 45” clothing line on his way to Air Force 1 for another Golf Weekend at Mir-a-Lago, the Orange Shopper said: “Of course I have heard of Walmart but have never stepped foot in one. Isn’t that where poor Blacks and Hispanics shop? I also understand that all of Walmarts products are produced overseas, well we will see what my Great, Fair, Tariffs do to Walmart, Impeach 45, my ass!”

Alas, apparently the Orange Einstein did not realize that Walmart’s core target consumers are Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White folk………..the Gold Fingers Base. It is questionable if Walmart, already suffering the effects of a Sarkes Boycott, can survive this latest scandal.

Sarkes started boycotting Walmart when their Unethical, Immoral, Unscrupulous, Dishonorable, Wicked, Evil, Corrupt, Owner, Stan Kronke, moved the St. Louis Rams to Los Angeles in 2016. Kronke made his money the Old Fashioned way, he married Sam Walton’s daughter. To make matters worse, Jackass Kronke is a native Missourian and was named after St. Louis Cardinal legend Stan “The Man” Musial who is probably spinning in his grave. See Picture of Stan Kronke below, one would think that Mutli-Billionaires like Kronke and the Orange Coiffure could get a better hair do. Maybe if one is a Multi-Billionaire you don’t care about having a ridiculous hair do.

Sarkeses boycott of Walmart targeted Season Ticket Holders and Fans of the St. Louis Rams. This demographic is typically Older, Affluent, White Folk who could afford to spend $125 for an Upper Deck NFL ticket. While not a large population, Sarkeses boycott of Walmart hit them where it hurt, but did not knock them out.

Despicable, Deplorable, Owner of the Rams, Stan Kronke
The Impeach 45 Line of Clothes at Walmart
2 Women Trump Voters shopping at Walmart
An Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White Guy Shopping at Walmart
The Orange Ameba has Angst over the Impeach 45 Clothes Line at Walmart
The Golden Counter Puncher “Secret Shopping” at Walmart

Donald Trump June Staff Meeting

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes publishes the transcript of Donald Trump’s June 2018 Staff Meeting.

As you know, Sarkes has direct insight into the Trump White House through a confidential Source, LEAKER. LEAKER, at great risk, somehow records the Donald Trump Staff Meetings and sends the tape to Sarkes. Sarkes provides the transcript, word for word, for your reading pleasure.

WARNING WARNING WARNING – Some language used in the Donald Trump January Staff meeting is inappropriate for Sarkes Corner subscribers under 17 years old and Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists. WARNING WARNING WARNING

General John Kelly (Chief of Staff): “OK everyone, lets get going, we have a lot to discuss. You have the agenda in front of you. First, President Trump will not be attending today’s staff meeting as he wants to get an early jump on his 4th of July holiday at Mir-a-Lago. He is Teeing off right about now. Vice President Pence will chair today’s staff meeting.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Thank you John. If you don’t mind, I would like to change today’s agenda. But first, let’s start with a prayer. Everybody, please join hands and bow your heads.”

“Lord Jesus, we thank you for convincing Anthony Kennedy to retire from the Supreme Court. Justice Kennedy was once a Conservative but Satan’s temptation drove him to vote with the Godless Liberals. We pray that you forgive the sins of Justice Kennedy and, and with your love and guidance, we will select a strong Conservative judge to replace Kennedy. We also pray that President Trump, the greatest President in history, has a blessed vacation at Mir-a-Lago. And give all of us the strength to Make America Great Again. Amen”

The Entire Staff: “Amen, ah, Amen, what, Amen, (mumbling) give me a break, (mumbling) what the F – – K, Amen.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “The first order of business, we need to come up with a strategy to overturn Roe v Wade. Since 1973, millions of babies have died and we now have our chance to change that. I was thinking we need to get at least 20 Red states to pass state laws abolishing abortion. When the ACLU sues, this will make it’s way to the Supreme Court, and our new Conservative Supreme Court will vote with the states. Can we make that happen?”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

Mike Pence (Vice President): “OK, now after we overturn Roe v Wade our next order of business is to overturn the rights of Gays and Lesbians to marry. In fact, if we can figure out a way, I want to drive these sinners back into the closet where they belong. Any ideas?”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

General Jim Mattis (Secretary of Defense): “Excuse me Mr. Pence, I just received a text that we have a military emergency and I need to leave. (whispering to General John Kelly on his way out: “what a F – – king moron”)

Steven Mnuchin (Secretary of Treasury): “Uh Mr. Pence, I need to help General Kelly with his military emergency, I will make sure he has all the funding he needs to solve his military emergency. (whispering to General John Kelly on his way out: you got to stop this Fundamentalist whacko, NOW).”

General John Kelly just shakes his bowed head.

Mike Pence (Vice President): “OK guys, good luck. Now, after we take care of the gays and lesbians, I want to work on the Affirmative Action laws that benefit the Blacks and Latinos at the expense of deserving White Americans. Now this might be a bit harder as the Blacks are still holding on to that Slavery thing and the Latinos are breeding like Rabbits, and their population is growing exponentially. Ben, you’re Black, and you never did that Affirmative Action thing, I want to assign this to you. Now, do we have any Hispanics on this staff?”

Ben Carson (Secretary of Housing and Urban Development): “Boss, I am proud to be the ONLY Black man in the Trump Cabinet, I’ll take care of it”

Jeff Sessions (Attorney General): “Mr. Pence, maybe we can use Nikki Haley to work the Hispanic issue. She is Brown and that might be close enough. I’ll call her back from the United Nations”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Thanks Ben, thanks Jeff. Just think how Great America will be when we overturn Roe v Wade, put the LGBT’s back in the closet and stop this senseless Affirmative Action.”

“Now my final agenda item is a bit more challenging, I want to revoke the 19th Amendment. Since 1920, women have had the Right to Vote and look what’s happened. The results, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Waters, others. The 19th Amendment created these monsters. Women belong in the home supporting their man. Uh, no offense Betsy.”

Betsy De Vevos (Secretary of Education): “Oh Mr. Pence, no offense taken.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Well team, that should do it for this staff meeting. Everyone have a Safe and Blessed 4th of July Holiday. And, with the grace of God, we will return next week to continue to Make America Great Again, in the spirt of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, Amen. Meeting adjourned.”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

Pence takes guidance from Jesus, not the Constitution
VP Pence praying, the Orange Ameba taking a nap

King Donald the 1st

Executive Summary:

– The Official Presidential Portrait of the Orange Cheese Ball is completed.

– Time Magazine has been given permission to use the Portrait as a cover to their June 18 magazine.

The Golden Gestapo has approved his Official Presidential Portrait which will hang in the White House during his presidency then will be moved to the Smithsonian Portrait Gallery after.

The Orange Oligarch was so happy with the Portrait that he ordered 100 prints which will be hung in Trump Properties across the world.

The June 18 cover of Time Magazine features the Golden Exalted Ruler looking proudly at his Presidential Portrait. Sarkes Corner’s source in the White House, Leaker, has confirmed that the Orange Emperor will use the unveiling of his Presidential Portrait to officially declare that he is the First King of the United States, King Donald the 1st.

King Donald was quoted by Leaker as saying “I have never left something simple like the Constitution stand in my way of my success. I am the greatest President of all time and will be the Greatest King in United States. The People Love me, Women Love Me, Blacks Love Me, Hispanics Love Me, Orientals Love Me, Veterans Love Me, Canadians Love Me, Mexicans Love Me, heck even the Chinese Love Me.”

King Donald the 1st

The Canadians In the War of 1812

Executive Summary:

– Trump invokes the War of 1812 as justification for tariffs in call with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

The Orange Historian and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had a testy phone call over new tariffs imposed by the Trump administration targeting steel and aluminum imports coming from Canada.

Canadian Trudeau pressed the Golden Bull Horn on how he could justify the tariffs as a “national security” issue. The Orange Jumpsuit told Trudeau, “Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?” referring to the War of 1812.

The problem with the Gold Fingers comments to Trudeau is that British troops burned down the White House during the War of 1812. Canada did not exist in 1812. Maybe the Orange Dufus should be placing steel and aluminum tariffs on the United Kingdom.

Trump and Trudeau debating Steel Tariffs
Proof Positive that it was England, not Canada, that burned down the White House

Donald Trump IS NOT a Liar

Executive Summary:

– “Many People Say” How do you know when Donald Trump is lying? ……….. His Lips are moving.

– Sarkes has proof positive that Donald Trump IS NOT a LIAR

The Washington Post has reported that the Orange Pinocchio has told over 3,000 lies since he has taken office. This is world class performance.

The constant lies spewed by the Golden Perjurer has fueled the Demon Dems to believe that they will win the 2018 Mid Term Elections. On the Right Side, the GOPs tell Sarkes to “not take Trump Literally, but take him Seriously”. The Right Wing Christian Fundamentals say that since they recently declassified Adultery as a Sin, lying is now a virtue.

In any case, the Orange Fibber has been labeled as a Serial Lier.

In a meeting this week, the Gold Fabler went on a rant against Illegal Immigrants, Mostly Mexican.

The Orange Fabricator used extraordinarily harsh rhetoric to renew his call for stronger immigration, calling Illegal Immigrants “Animals” and venting frustration at Mexican officials who he said “do nothing” to help the United States.

The Golden Liar Liar Pants on Fire stated: “We have people coming into the country or trying to come in, we’re stopping a lot of them, but we’re taking people out of the country. You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” Trump said.  “These aren’t People. These are ANIMALS.”

Sarkes has dispatched several Reporter / Photographer Teams to the Mexican Border to Fact Check the Orange Spinner of Yarns assertion that Illegal Immigrants aren’t People, rather, they are Animals. Lowly and Beholy, Sarkes has determined that DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A LIAR, and provides the evidence below:

Illegal Immigrants, mostly Mexicans, apprehended crossing into America:

Alejandro Cardenas caught in Nogales

Guadalupe Lopez caught in Mexicali

Pablo Martinez caught in Juarez

Pedro Gonzalez caught in Laredo
Juan Perez caught in Tijuana

There you have it, proof positive that Donald Trump IS NOT a LIAR.

Did the Orange Birddog know about the payment to Stormy Daniels

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes analyzes who is lying in the $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels

Case closed as far as Sarkes is concerned. 

Addressing the Press on Air Force 1 (another Great Boeing Product) the Orange Sniffer says he knew nothing about the $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels, and the White House Press Secretary says that the Golden P-Grabber did not tag Stormy.

Who are we to believe?  No contest.  Sarkes, a Recovering Liberal transitioning to be a good Trumpian/Regan Conservatives, believes the Orange Lathorio. After all who should we believe:

  • Stormy D, a Stripper and Porn Actress
  • Michael Cohen, a Schiester
  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a paid Lap Dog
  • Donald Trump, the Golden Commander in Tweets

And check the track record, when has the Orange Bull Horn ever lie to the American people?

The real Criminal here is Attorney Michael Cohen. His $130,000 payment right before the election to Stormy was obviously Insurance to take down the Golden A-Pincher if he won the election. Cohen is part of the largest conspiracy in the history of American politics to take down the Trump Administration.

Michael Cohen, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP. 

See the article from the Associated Press:

Did Trump know about payment to Stormy Daniels? He says no

ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE (AP) – In his first public comments about Stormy Daniels, President Donald Trump said he didn’t know abo…

https://apnews.com/e35358bbe20e488c99783cd2af45ad1d