Omarosa v Trump, Tale of the Tape

Executive Summary:

– The fight between Omarosa and the Orange Counter Puncher is on
– Sarkes evaluates the fighters and predicts the winner

The fight between fired White House Advisor Omarosa and the Golden Assailant is on and is shaping to be the greatest fight in history since “The Thrilla in Manila”, Ali v Frazier, and “The Rumble in the Jungle” Ali v Foreman.

The Thrilla in Manila, Ali v Frazier
Rumble in the Jungle Ali v Foreman

Omarosa v Trump will be called “The Romp in the Swamp”. Unlike traditional fights that are held in Boxing arenas and viewed on Pay-For-View, “The Romp in the Swamp” will be fought in Tweeter, TV Interviews, and Press Conferences, all free for all Americans. “The Romp in the Swamp” is yet another example of Making America Great Again, and will make all other countries envious of America.

The Romp in the Swamp Omarosa v Trump

Sarkes Corner Sports Bureau provide the Tale of the Tape for Omarosa and Orange Mercenary.

Measure Omarosa Trump Advantage

Age 44 72 Omarosa

Heigth 6’ 3” 5’ 10” Trump

Weight Slim Lard Ass Omarosa

Reach 69” 61” Trump

Stance Steady Unstable Omarosa

Believability Questionable Habitual Liar Omarosa

Health Fit Un Fit Omarosa

Diet Salads Greasy Burgers Omarosa

Hair Style Conservative Orange Combover Omarosa

Intangible Bully Angry Black Woman Omarosa

With the Tale of the Tape, Sarkes predicts a victory in “The Romp in the Swamp”, in 10 rounds for Omarosa.

The Canadian Border Wall

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Constructor continues planning the annexation of the Canadian Niagara Falls

– The Golden Architect plans for a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the annexed Canadian Niagara Falls

In the Situation Room:

Donald Trump: “You know John, I like this Situation Room. It seems so secure. I’m doing such a great job as President that we don’t have any “Situations” so we might as well use this Situation Room for something.”

John Kelly: “Well Boss, there was a leak from your meeting yesterday here in the Situation Room when you got the briefing from the Pentagon on the strength of the Canadian Military. I think it was the Russians, I don’t know how they do it.”

Donald Trump: “John, John, John, my man Vlads said that the Russians are not bugging the Situation Room, it could be others. Anyway, let’s get on with business.”

Donald Trump: “Kevin, I called you in today to discuss what it would take to build a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls. I am going to annex that area soon.”

Kevin McAleenan (Commissioner U.S. Customs and Border Protection): “Uh, Mr. President, I don’t understand”

Donald Trump: (whispering to John Kelly) “Did I pick this moron or is he a hold over from that Kenyan Obama”.

Donald Trump: “Kevin, it’s simple, I am going to annex the area around the Canadian Niagara Falls and make it part of the United States. While I don’t think that Canada will respond, I don’t trust that Panty Waste, Limp Wristed, Pretty Boy, Justin Trudeau. He is just dumb enough to think that he can take back the Canadian Niagara Falls with his paltry, meager, insignificant military.”

Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, well, Mr. President, we are not completed with the down select from Prototypes built earlier this year. We need to complete the down select, then negotiate contracts, etc, this all takes time.”

Mexican Border Wall Prototypes

Donald Trump: “Shit Kevin, were you in Congress before you took this job! I told my Base that we would Drain The Swamp, and this is a great example. Down Select, Contracts, Jesus Christ, those are just details. If I want a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall built around the Canadian Niagara Fall then it will be built. John, do we still have Seabees like I saw in the John Wayne movies? I bet the Seebees could build the Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls! I bet the Seebees don’t need to Down Select, Contracts, and that other Bull Shit!”

John Wayne in The Fighting Seebees

John Kelly: “Uh, Boss….”

Donald Trump: “I’m finished with this conversation. I”ll help you with your down select, pick the wall that I told you I liked a few months back. Jesus Christ, why can’t we get anything done around this Swamp. BUILD THE F – – KING WALL, NOW”

Donald Trump like this Border Wall Prototype

Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, OK, well, will do. John, can I have a word after we are done”.

Donald Trump: “John, show me how to get out of this Situation Room”, I need to make my Tee Time at the Great Trump resort in New Jersey”.

Donald Trump and Friends in The Situation Room

United States vs Canada – Who Would Win

Executive Summary:

– After Sarkeses phone conversation with POTUS, the Orange Commandant decided to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls

– The Golden Generali asked the Pentagon for a Military Brief

After his phone call with Vlads Putin oh how he annexed Crimea, the Orange Conqueror asked General Mad Dog Mattis for a comparison of the US Military verses the Canadian Military.

In the Situation Room:

Donald Trump: “Wow, who would have thought. I had never been in this Situation Room until you guys made me come down here after my meeting with Vlads in Helsinki, and here I am again. I am such a great President that we never have “Situations”.

General Maddog Mattis: “Boss, you asked for a comparison between the US Military and the Canadian Military, we have that for you”

Donald Trump: “Yeah Maddog, with a Panty Waste President like Trudeau, I figured this would be easy. But how did you do this so fast, I just asked you for this an hour ago”.

General Maddog Mattis: “Well Boss, a few days ago we hacked the Canadian Military and found a study by a Dennis Parass. We are a big confused as this Dennis Parass is not Military. His code name is “The Canadian Scout”. The best we can determine, he is just another Old, Rich, White Canadian. His company was a supplier to Lockheed Martin on the F-35 which is probably why that Program is Millions over budget and years behind schedule, we should never use Canadian suppliers. But none the less, his analysis is spot on”

Donald Trump: “Well Maddog, let’s get on with it, I don’t want to miss my Tee Time at my Great Golf Club in New Jersey”.

General Maddog Mattis: “No problem Boss, this is all summarized in a short 7 minute U-Tube video that you can watch on your way to your New Jersey Golf Club. You will need to watch a 30 second commercial or just skip it.

Donald Trump: ‘Nice work Maddog”.

“United States vs Canada – Who Would Win – Army / Military Comparison”

The Orange Admiral watching TV on Air Force 1

Niagara Falls

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes discusses Niagara Falls with the Orange Coxswain

Sarkes was recently on assignment in Niagara Falls and compared the American Falls to the Canadian Falls. There is no comparison, the Canadian Falls are far superior to the American Falls. Those of you who have been to Niagara Falls will agree. This motivated Sarkes to call the Golden Ameba.

Sarkes: “Mr. President, thank you for taking my call.”

Donald Trump: “Sarkes, it’s a pleasure. Why haven’t you come to Mir-a-Lago to play golf with me, you know you have an open invitation any weekend. Now I’m playing every weekend at my course in New Jersey as its too hot in Florida.”

Sarkes: “Thanks Mr. President, Sarkes will make sure to visit you in Mir-a-Lago soon. Mr. President, I wanted to talk to you about Niagara Falls. I was just up there and, to be quite honest with you, our American Niagara Falls stink when compared to the Canadian Niagara Falls, it’s not even close.”

Canadian and US Niagara Falls, no comparison

Donald Trump: “I hear you Sarkes, I wanted Donald Jr. to open a Trump International Hotel next to the American Niagara Falls and he convinced me that it was a Loooooooser. You know me Sarkes, America First!”

American Niagara Falls, pitiful

Donald Trump: “Do you have any recommendations Sarkes”

Sarkes: “Actually Mr. President, I do. I was thinking you could make congress put together an economic package to develop the American Niagara Falls to make it draw tourists not only from America but from Canada also. We would need to build roads, hotels, casinos, restaurants, theaters, and more. It makes no sense for American dollars being spent in Canada.”

Donald Trump: “Good point Sarkes, but you know those Do-Nothings in the House and Senate, they never do anything fast. I have a better idea.”

Donald Trump (to John Kelly): “John, get my man Vlads on the phone.”

John Kelly: “Sir, it’s the middle of the night in Russia, can this wait until morning in Russia?

Donald Trump: “John, Vlads is my buddy, in Helsinki, he told me to call him anytime and for any reason. This is important.”

John Kelly: “Ok Boss”.

A few minutes later:

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, mi Babushka, what can I do for you?”

Donald Trump: “Vlads, I need a little advise. I want to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls like you did Crimea. How did you pull of that off.”

Majestic Canadian Niagara Falls

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, you naught boy, I like it. Here is what you can do to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls:

“Claim that a majority of the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls are American when you count the Tourists. You can say that this has been historically American land. This should be easy to prove as your people spend Billions of US Dollars there.”

“A number of the businesses in the Canadian Niagara Falls are owned by American companies, this is one of your main reasons. The unrealistic, how you say, Uuuuuuuge, Canadian Taxes are unfair to your American Companies.”

Donald Trump: “Sounds simple Vlads, but how do I get my great American Army into the Canadian Niagara Falls?”

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Again, Simple Donnie. You plant some operatives in the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls and have them organize Protests, Marches and Riots against the Canadian Government. The Canadian Government will send in Troops to stop the riots. That will be your reason to send troops across the border to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls., you are protecting your American tourists.”

Donald Trump: “Thanks Vlads, I’ll see you in Washington in a few months. I really wanted you to come to our Big, Beautiful, Military Parade, it will put yours to shame, but my staff are advising against it.”

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): (Laughing), Oh Donnie, you are something else. Proshchay. (Putin hangs up and says to an aid) “What a f – – king moron.”

Donald Trump: “There you have it Sarkes, done deal. See you at Mir-a-Lago. (Trump hangs up the phone)

Sarkes: “Un, duh, what, huh, oh my”

More Breaking News, Earthquake in Simi Valley

Executive Summary:

– a 5.4, on the Richter Scale, earthquake shook Simi Valley, CA

– Sakes connected the Dots and determined why

Earlier today, a 5.4 earthquake shook Simi Valley, CA. Simi Valley is home to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. The Regan Library was built to withstand earthquakes with a magnitude of 8.5, so little damage was done.

The Reagan Library also houses the Boeing Air Force 1 that Reagan used. As with all Boeing products, this Air Force 1 was built Boeing tough and was not affected by the earthquake.

The United States Geological Survey (USGS) is the scientific agency of the United States government responsible for monitoring regions of our country susceptible to earthquakes. The USGS utilizes the most modern and sophisticated scientific equipment.

But in the case of the Simi Valley earthquake today, the USGS was befuddled. A spokesperson for the USGS said that their was no seismic activity in the area and no other indications that an earthquake would hit Simi Valley. The USGS could not assign cause for the Simi Valley earthquake.

It is common knowledge that Sarkes can connect Dots when most cannot even see the Dots. Such is the case here.

Sarkes ran a timeline and determined that the Simi Valley earthquake started shortly after The Orange Oligarchs joint Press Conference with Vladimir Putin. Note: The statements below will seem like Sarkes is making them up, but trust me, look up the transcript of the Press Conference.

At the Press Conference, the Golden Premier threw our Intelligence Community, FBI, the Republican Party, and the Truth under the Bus. The Orange Czar said:

“Our relationship (US and Russia) has never been worse than it is now. However, that changed as of about four hours ago. I really believe that.”

“I addressed directly with President Putin the issue of Russian interference in our elections. I felt this was a message best delivered in person. Spent a great deal of time talking about it. And President Putin may very well want to address it, and very strongly, because he feels very strongly about it, and he has an interesting idea.”

“I hold both countries responsible. I think that the United States has been foolish. I think we’ve all been foolish. … And I think we’re all to blame.””There was no collusion at all. Everybody knows it. And people are being brought out to the fore. So far that I know, virtually none of it related to the campaign. And they’re going to have to try really hard to find somebody that did relate to the campaign.”

“As you know, the whole concept of that came up perhaps a little bit before, but it came out as a reason why the Democrats lost an election which, frankly, they should have been able to win, because the Electoral College is much more advantageous for Democrats, as you know, than it is to Republicans.”

“But just to say it one time again — and I say it all the time — there was no collusion. I didn’t know the president. There was nobody to collude with. There was no collusion with the campaign.”

“We ran a brilliant campaign, and that’s why I’m President.”

“Well, our militaries do get along. In fact, our militaries actually have gotten along probably better than our political leaders, for years.”

“So let me just say that we have two thoughts. You have groups that are wondering why the FBI never took the server — haven’t they taken the server. Why was the FBI told to leave the office of the Democratic National Committee?”

“So I have great confidence in my intelligence people, but I will tell you that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today.”

Uh, Wow, so Sarkes started connecting the Dots. By the time the Putin / Trump finished the Press Conference, the seismic activity started in Simi Valley…………..right under the Reagan Presidential Library.

The reason: Our dear beloved President Reagan, who once said about the Russian Commies, “Trust but Verify” which really meant “I don’t trust these Commie Bastards”, started spinning in his grave. His spinning reached epic proportions, greater than the Proton Collider in Cern, Switzerland, which then caused the seismic reaction and 5.4 magnitude earthquake.

Ronald Reagan saved the world from Communism, but could even he have saved the new GOP, the Party of Trump?

The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, CA
The Reagan Library sustained little damage
Ronald Reagan’s Boeing Air Force 1, built tough
Ronald Reagan has lost his GOP to Trump

Breaking News – Putin / Trump Summit

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes provides behind the scenes, off Microphone, coverage of the Putin / Trump Summit

– Fox News and CNN can only dream of the coverage attained by Sarkes Corner

Transcript of the 1 on 1 Meeting between Putin and Trump:

Putin: I didn’t do it, Russia is offended.

Trump: Do what Vlads?

Putin: Anything you are going to say I did. And, I agree with you.

Trump: Agree with what?

Putin: It was Obama’s fault and, what you call then, the Democrats fault.

Trump: OK, then, that’s settled.

At their news conference later:

Trump: The Russians didn’t do it. It’s a ruthless Which Hunt by the Democrats.

Jim Acosta CNN: Do What?

Trump: I don’t take questions from Fake News Stations. Boris (Popov – TASS Russian News Agency)

Boris Popov from TASS: (thru an interpreter) Do What Mr. Trump?

Putin: (interrupting and in Russian) Nyet, Boris, Nyet

Trump: Vladimir and I have great respect for each other. We have agreed to denuclearize the world.

Putin: (whispering in Russian to his Foreign Minister) I didn’t agree to that.

Sergy Lavrov (Russian Foreign Minister whispering in Russian) Ignore him Boss, he’s a F – – king Moron.

John Kelly: OK, Press Conference over, we need to get back to Mir-a-Lago, er Washington.

John Bolton (whispering): Great Job Boss, you showed those Commie Basrards.

Tump and Putin congratulating each other after a Great Summit
Putin and Trump enjoying the Great Summer weather in Helsinki
Putin and Trump enjoying a Great Helsinki Hot Spring

Cut Donald Trump Some Slack

Executive Summary:

– Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media grade everyone of the Orange Professors Tweets

– A recent Golden Pulitzer Tweet, attacking those critical of his Typos, contained a Typo. Trump Misspelled used “POUR” when he should have used “PORE” in that Tweet.

The Orange Lecturer recently Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – Jul 3 @ 7:13PM
After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!

Uh oh, the Golden Tutor misspelled “POUR” in the tweet (……Fake News constantly like to pour over my tweets …..) after he bragged about his ability to write. Hours later, the Orange Educator corrected the Tweet using the correct spelling, “PORE”.

Even Merriam-Webster poked fun at the Golden Instructors mistake, providing the proper definitions to the Orange Commander in Tweets:
POUR OVER (original Tweet) – “to make expensive coffee”
PORE OVER (revised Tweet) – “to read or study carefully”

Before we criticize the Golden Savant for his writing malaprops, we forget all of his positive attributes. Just some of his positive attributes:

HONESTY – the Golden Rule is the most honest President we have had since Honest Abe Lincoln. Like Sarkes, our President is a Truth Machine.

CONSERVATISM – the Orange Bourgeois makes Ronald Reagan look like a Liberal Democrat. The GOP, formerly the Party of Reagan, is now the Conservative Party of Trump.

LIKABILITY -according to the Golden Amour, he is loved by Women, Blacks, Asians, Jews, Veterans, Native Americans, the Disabled, LGBTQs, and well, everyone except Hispanics. And even some Hispanics, Cubans, love the Orange Cupid.

WORLD LEADERSHIP – the Golden Eminence has the ultimate respect of countries all across the globe, well maybe not the predominantly Muslim countries, but they don’t count anyway. In just 2 days at the NATO meeting, the Orange Negotiator fixed NATO’s financial issues and all nations thanked him for holding them accountable for the financial commitments they had made.

DIPLOMACY – Any President can work with our Traditional Allies like Canada, Mexico, the UK, France, Germany, etc, but it takes a Special Kind of Leader, a Great Diplomat, to establish diplomacy with past Advisories, Totalitarians, Facists, Oligarths, and Dictators like Vlads Putin, Rodrigo Duterte, Recep Erdogan, and of course, Kim Jung Un. The Orange Ambassador is following his recipe for success documented in “The Art of the Deal” to make World Peace.

WORK ETHIC – The Golden Working Stiff accomplishes more in 4 days than Obama or the Bushes I and II could accomplish in 7 days. This Work Ethic allows the Orange Duffer to spend long weekends golfing in Mir-a-Lago to reenergize so he can hit it again for another productive 4 day work week. The Orange Alligator is the hardest working reptile in the Swamp.

So what do the Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media have left to knit pick? A few grammatical errors in some Tweets. While Sarkes does not condone or allow grammatical errors or sloppy composition in Sarkes Corner, given all of that the Golden Essayist has accomplished, Sarkes can give a pass on a malaprop or two, or three, in a Tweet.

The Orange Alligator, the hardest working Reptile in the Swamp
White House staff stand ready to review the Tweets

Stormy Daniels Arrested at a Strip Club

Executive Summary:

– Stormy Daniels (Stormy D) was arrested while performing at a strip club

– Lawyer Michael Avenatti thinks Stormy D was set up

-The arrest came 1 day after Stormy D’s tell-all interview in Sarkes Corner

WARNING WARNING WARNING – this edition of Sarkes Corner contains Adult Content and Language that is not appropriate for readers under 17 years old and Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists. WARNING WARNING WARNING

Stormy Daniels was arrested while performing at the Sirens Gentlemen’s Club, a strip club, in Columbus, Ohio. Police say Stormy D touched patrons while performing onstage, which is a violation of Ohio state law. She was charged on three misdemeanor counts.

Detectives who were at the Sirens Gentlemen’s Club said they observed Daniels remove her top and force patrons’ faces into her ample bosom. The officers also observed Ms. Clifford fondling the breasts of female patrons.

Three detectives approached the stage. Daniels allegedly made her way toward two detectives, leaned over and grabbed their faces. She shoved each of their faces between her huge Ta Ta’s. She fondled a third officer’s buttocks and breasts and then forced the officer’s head between her Twin Peaks and then smacked the officer’s face with her huge melons. Whoa.

For those of you who have never been to a Strip Club, Stormy D’s actions are typical and business as usual for Strippers………or so Sarkes is told.

Stormy D’s arrest came 1 day after her revealing interview with Sarkes in Sarkes Corner, 1 day! In that interview, Stormy D provided graphic details of her sexual encounter with Donald Trump and described his Penis as Orange.

Stormy D’s lawyer, Michael Avenatti believes that Storm D’s arrest was a part of an elaborate sting operation. Avenatti claims that Trump is retaliating as Stormy D is suing Trump for defamation following comments he made after revelations of an alleged affair between the two went public.

Avenatti took to Twitter, declaring that Stormy D had been set up by police. “This was a setup & politically motivated,” Avenatti said. “It reeks of desperation. We will fight all bogus charges.”

Stormy D posted a $6,054 bail on Thursday and was scheduled to be arraigned on Friday morning, July 13, according to court records. But, the charges against Stormy D were subsequently dropped Thursday afternoon.

Sarkes was informed of Stormy D’s arrest and was able to call Stormy while she was still incarcerated in the Columbus, OH, hoosegow.

Sarkes: Stormy, I am so sorry if your interview in Sarkes Corner caused you to get arrested. The charges must have been bogus as you are going to get released soon. By the way, do I have your permission to tape this interview.

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, it’s OK to tape this interview. Oh Sarkes, this is not your fault. My lawyer Michael Avenatti says that this is a gross violation of my 1st amendment rights to free speech and he will be suing “Don the Con” and the Secret Service .

Sarkes: By “Don the Con” I presume you are referring to Donald Trump?

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, Michael says that if Donnie can give nicknames to his advisories like Crooked Hillary, Crazy Joe Biden, Low Energy Jeb, Ly’n James Comey, Hiawatha Warren, Al Frankenstein, etc he can call the President “Don the Con”

Sarkes: I see. Stormy, I understand that you will be released shorty and the charges will be dropped. What is your reaction?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, the charges should be dropped. I DID NOT TOUCH ANYONES PECKERS in that Strip Club. You know that almost every square inch of that club is covered by surveillance cameras, so I can prove that I did not touch anyone’s Johnson.

Sarkes: Stormy, who do you think is responsible for your arrest.

Stormy D: Michael believes that the Secret Service, following orders given by Donnie, were responsible for my arrest.

Sarkes: For the record Stormy, when you say Donnie you are referring to President Trump.

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, Donnie was my pet name for the President that weekend in Las Vegas. Sarkes, I believe that my description of Donnies Penis being Orange must have pushed Donnie over the edge. After all, he is a Counter Puncher.

Sarkes: Stormy, you know that President Trump is threatening to sue you about your allegation that his penis is small and Orange. Comment?

Stormy D: Sarkes, in our interview, I did not say that Donnie’s Penis is small, size is relative, but I did say that it was Orange. Michael says that he wants the President to sue me over this, as we have pictures that I took while Donnie was sleeping. Trust me, Donnies Pecker is Orange, yeah, it’s Orange. And Sarkes, if I ever release the proof that Donnie’s Pecker is Orange, it will be to Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes: Well thanks Stormy. Any final thoughts Stormy?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, I may be a large breasted stripper, but I’m not stupid. The actions of Donnie and his henchmen smack of Nazi Germany. I had read in a history book that Adolph Hitler had a stripper jailed after she gave him a lap dance.

Sarkes: Ah, Stormy, I will need to validate your claim about Adolph Hitler and the Stripper. Thanks again for your time.

Billboard advertising Stony D’s appearance at the Siren Strip Club
Stormy D onstage at Sirens Strip Club
Stormy D heading to the Hoosegow in Columbus, OH

Exclusive Interview with Stormy Daniels

Executive Summary:

– Stormy Daniels (Stormy D) was in Washington, D.C., July 9 and 10, to open a new Gentleman’s Club, the Cloakroom, on 5th & H Street NW.

– Sarkes was granted an exclusive interview.

WARNING WARNING WARNING – this edition of Sarkes Corner contains Adult Content and Language that is not appropriate for readers under 17 years old and Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists. WARNING WARNING WARNING

While Sarkes was in WDC to visit granddaughter Baby Addison (and son David / daughter in law Meredith) he received a call from Stormy D’s Publicity Agent stating that Stormy D would like to be interviewed by Sarkes for Sarkes Corner.

Seems that Sarkes Corner WDC Bureau Chief, Ashok Agrawal, was an acquaintance of Julian, bouncer at the Cloakroom. At Ashok’s request, Julian reached out to Stormy D’s agent, pointing out that both Sarkes and Stormy D were in town at the same time.

Stormy D’s Agent said that Stormy D was a subscriber to Sarkes Corner and that she felt comfortable being interviewed by Sarkes as she knew that Sarkes was a Truth Machine, a Purveyor of Facts.

For the Millennium subscribers to Sarkes Corner, a Gentleman’s Club is a fancy name for a Strip Club where good looking, large breasted women take off their clothes and strut around a stage naked. Think of the Women of Fox News Fair and Balanced; instead of sitting in front of a camera in tight fitting, short dresses, they are on a stage with no clothes. Believe Sarkes, there are few Gentleman customers in a Gentleman’s Club.

Sarkes sat down for the Exclusive interview with Stormy D in the Presidential Suite (Lap Dance Room) on the upper floor of the Cloakroom in WDC:

Sarkes: Thanks for granting me this exclusive interview Stormy. Aren’t you taking a big risk talking to Sarkes on the record?

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, I am taking a big risk but it will be worth it.

Sarkes: I don’t want to waste your valuable time, but what can you say to Sarkes Corner that you didn’t already say to Anderson Cooper in the now famous CBS 60 Minutes interview?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, you saw the interview, Anderson Cooper threw me underhand softball questions and I was never able to properly defend myself. The interview on 60 Minutes was heavily edited and I trust that won’t happen with Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes: That’s right Stormy, our Mottos is: Sarkes Corner, No Spin – You Win. OK Stormy, let’s go. Did you have sex with Donald Trump?

Stormy D: Well, yes I did. It didn’t start out that way. I met Donnie at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe in July, 2006. He invited me to dinner in his suite. Just after our appetizer and before the main course, he got up and grabbed my P – – – y, just like he said he does in the now famous Access Hollywood tape.

Sarkes: Well Stormy, after he grabbed your P – – – y, what did you do?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, I told Donnie that he was being a naughty boy and then I spanked him on his rather large Ass a few times. After that, one thing led to another and bada boom, bada bing, we were in bed doing the big Nasty. It was really nothing more than that. I wasn’t surprised, as you know, Donnie prefers Blond women with big Tits.

Sarkes: Well that pretty much clears that up. So what is this law suit all about?

Stormy D: Sarkes, you are a Truth Machine, and all I want is for Donnie to be truthful and admit what he did. What’s the big deal? He’s been having extramarital affairs with 3 wives for over 40 years, it never bothered him before. Now, just because he is the President he clams up, he’s all Family Values, give me a break. Like we say in Louisiana where I was raised: “That dog don’t hunt”.

Sarkes: What about the $130,000 you took from Michael Cohen?

Stormy D: Just look around The Cloakroom here Sarkes, I have been doing Strip joints like the Cloakroom here for over 20 years. I don’t know how many more years that America’s Cock Hounds will pay to see me naked, my girls are starting to droop. When Donnie lied about our tryst, I figured there was a lucrative book deal and a made for TV movie in the future.

Sarkes: Great Stormy, anything else you’d like to get off your ample chest?

Stormy D: No Sarkes, that’s what I wanted to communicate to the American people. Thank you.

Sarkes: Stormy, let me conclude this interview with one last question. Was Marco Rubio correct, does Donald Trump have a small penis?

Stormy D: Well, Sarkes, I won’t comment on the size of Donnies pecker, but I will tell you something, it was Orange, oh yeah, it was Orange. I took a picture when Donnie wasn’t looking.

Stormy D Handbill for her Cloakroom appearance
Adult-film actress Stephanie Clifford, also known as Stormy Daniels, poses for pictures at the end of her striptease show in Gossip Gentleman club in Long Island, New York, U.S., February 23, 2018. REUTERS/Eduardo Munoz
Sarkes outside The Cloakroom before the Stormy D interview
Striper woman in red dancing for young black man
Donald Trump and Stormy D
Donald Trump’s Orange Penis

Trump Voters Boycott Walmart

Executive Summary:

– A boycott of Walmart by Trump Voters has been launched after an outcry over the “Impeach 45” Clothing Line

– Sarkes has been boycotting Walmart since the St. Louis Rams moved to Los Angeles in 2016

A Boycott-Walmart campaign has been launched by the Orange Bobble Heads Base after it was discovered the store was selling “Impeach 45” clothing on its website. For Millennium Subscribers to Sarkes Corner, Donald Trump is our 45th President.

The outcry sparked a #BoycottWalmart trend on Twitter as Trump Voters expressed their distaste for Walmart promoting the impeachment of President Trump.

Ryan Fournier, chairman of the group “White Students for Trump”, was one of the first to discover Walmart was selling the clothing item. He asked the company in a tweet, “What kind of message are you trying to send?” Fournier continued: “Looks like @Walmart is looking to join the far left and maybe needs a good old #boycottwalmart to make them think a little!”

Old Glory is the company that sells the “Impeach 45” apparel and it’s not the only one. A search on Walmart.com revealed three other companies selling Trump impeachment merchandise.

Walmart has not commented on this blasphemy and has not removed this treasonous line of clothing from their website.

When asked about the “Impeach 45” clothing line on his way to Air Force 1 for another Golf Weekend at Mir-a-Lago, the Orange Shopper said: “Of course I have heard of Walmart but have never stepped foot in one. Isn’t that where poor Blacks and Hispanics shop? I also understand that all of Walmarts products are produced overseas, well we will see what my Great, Fair, Tariffs do to Walmart, Impeach 45, my ass!”

Alas, apparently the Orange Einstein did not realize that Walmart’s core target consumers are Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White folk………..the Gold Fingers Base. It is questionable if Walmart, already suffering the effects of a Sarkes Boycott, can survive this latest scandal.

Sarkes started boycotting Walmart when their Unethical, Immoral, Unscrupulous, Dishonorable, Wicked, Evil, Corrupt, Owner, Stan Kronke, moved the St. Louis Rams to Los Angeles in 2016. Kronke made his money the Old Fashioned way, he married Sam Walton’s daughter. To make matters worse, Jackass Kronke is a native Missourian and was named after St. Louis Cardinal legend Stan “The Man” Musial who is probably spinning in his grave. See Picture of Stan Kronke below, one would think that Mutli-Billionaires like Kronke and the Orange Coiffure could get a better hair do. Maybe if one is a Multi-Billionaire you don’t care about having a ridiculous hair do.

Sarkeses boycott of Walmart targeted Season Ticket Holders and Fans of the St. Louis Rams. This demographic is typically Older, Affluent, White Folk who could afford to spend $125 for an Upper Deck NFL ticket. While not a large population, Sarkeses boycott of Walmart hit them where it hurt, but did not knock them out.

Despicable, Deplorable, Owner of the Rams, Stan Kronke
The Impeach 45 Line of Clothes at Walmart
2 Women Trump Voters shopping at Walmart
An Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White Guy Shopping at Walmart
The Orange Ameba has Angst over the Impeach 45 Clothes Line at Walmart
The Golden Counter Puncher “Secret Shopping” at Walmart