Sarkeses White House Source – LEAKER

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes Corner White House Source – LEAKER, recently called Sarkes, he was very upset

– Sarkes recorded the conversation and provides it here

Since day 1 of the Trump Presidency, Sarkes has had a source in the White House, LEAKER. LEAKER has provided Sarkes transcripts of the Orange Oracles Staff Meetings and other great information. LEAKER has provided Sarkes this information at great risk to his employment.

Phone Rings

Sarkes: Sarkes Corner, Sarkes Speaking.

LEAKER: Sarkes, this is LEAKER, we need to talk….

Sarkes: LEAKER!, I told you never call me on the Sarkes Corner Business Line. Who knows who is bugging this line; the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the Secret Service, now call me back like we agreed.

A Different Phone Rings

LEAKER: (calling from his Burner Phone to Sarkeses Burner Phone). Thanks for taking my call Sarkes, I need your advice.

A Burner Phone Sarkes uses with Confidential Sources

Sarkes: LEAKER, you sound upset, whats wrong?

LEAKER: Sarkes, it’s crazy here in the White House. Since the Bob Woodward book and now the Unanimous New York Times Op Ed, President Trump has gone ballistic.

He is ranting and threatening to fire all of us, he is going to make us take a lie detector test by God! Trump is claiming that anyone who is caught Leaking will be charged with Treason!, Treason! What happened to the 1st Amendment?

The Orange Monarch will charge Leakers with Treason

Sarkes: LEAKER, did you write the New York Times Op Ed?

LEAKER: God no Sarkes, it was someone else.

Sarkes: How many Leakers are there in the White House?

LEAKER: Well, I don’t know them all, but it’s quite a few, dozens, maybe more. Sarkes, it’s getting unbearable here, I don’t know how long I can work under these conditions. Trump claims that he is a Stable Genius, in fact, he is an Unstable Moron. I really think he has a mental defect!

Sarkes: Now LEAKER, let me stop you there. Sarkes is a Truth Machine and Sarkes Corner is Fair and Balanced. Sarkes reports, Subscribers decide. Sarkes cannot publish unsubstantiated information. Is there a second source who can validate your charges that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a mental defect?

LEAKER: Well Sarkes, there are a few people, but we are all scared shitless, I don’t know if anyone would step up now, maybe after things cool down a bit.

Sarkes: Listen LEAKER, let’s assume that you have proof and another source that will validate that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a mental defect, America might not care.

LEAKER: That’s absurd Sarkes, what do you mean?

Sarkes: It’s simple math LEAKER. First, you have 35% of the Electorate who are Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White Folk, Trump’s Base. Trump can shoot someone point blank on 5th Avenue in New York and these people would still vote for him.

LEAKER: Yeah, that’s correct, Trump is right about that.

Sarkes: Then you have all of the Old, Rich, White Guys with Stock Portfolios. These people may believe that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a mental defect, but they don’t care, all they know is that their Portfolios have been growing exponentially under the Trump presidency. Truth be told LEAKER, Sarkes is one of these Old, Rich, White Guys with a Stock Portfolio.

LEAKER: I see what you mean Sarkes, that makes a lot of sense.

Sarkes: Then you have the African Americans. Like Trump said to the African American community…”Vote for me, what the Hell do you have to lose”. Kenya West, Diamond and Silk, and the Black Guy at Trump rallies have convinced that African American community that Trump is their savior. The African American community could care less that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a Mental Defect.

And most people think that Hispanics hate Trump for his actions on Immigration, but this is not all Hispanics. As an example, Cubans love Trump.

LEAKER: Sarkes, you sure have a grasp on the Big Picture don’t you.

Sarkes: Indeed LEAKER, no go back and get me solid evidence that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a Mental Defect. And Sarkes will need several cooperating witnesses. Got it. And remember, only call Sarkes using the Burner phones.

LEAKER: Got it Sarkes, thank you.

Trump’s Eulogy for John McCain

Executive Summary:

– A Source in the White House, Leaker, leaked a copy of the Orange Orators planned Eulogy for John McCain’s Memorial Service

– Alas, the Golden Preacher was not invited so the Eulogy was not delivered

The Orange Orator writes a Eulogy to John McCain

First, Sarkes is a upset. Sarkes had thought that his Source in the White House, Leaker, was feeding Sarkes and Sarkes Corner EXCLUSIVE stories out of the White House.

In this case, Leaker sent a copy of the Orange Pontificators Eulogy to Tom Toles of the Washington Post. Perhaps the Washington Post, owned by Billionaire Jeff Bezos, offered more money to Leaker than Sarkes for this story. Sarkes pays NO money for stories as Sarkes Corner is a low budget operation.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributors, Ashok Agrawal and Peggy Morgan, Subscribers to the Washington Post, for sending this to Sarkes.

Washington Post publishes Trumps Eulogy

In any case, the Eulogy was never delivered as the Golden Mouthpiece was not invited to John McCain’s Memorial Service at the National Cathedral. All was not lost, the Orange Duffer was able to get in a round of golf at his Trump International Golf course in Virginia.

The Orange Duffer gets a round in during the Memorial Service

WARNING WARNING WARNING: Since the Orange Windbag is wordy, his planned Eulogy to John McCain below is long, but worth the read. WARNING WARNING WARNING

Published by Tom Toles in the Washington Post:

Donald Trump’s Eulogy to John McCain (Draft, never delivered)

We are gathered here today to listen to me speak. I have many things to say, all of them valuable. And true. Very, very true. No Fake News like the Enemy of the People.

We have been reminded that life does not last forever, but I should point out to you that I myself am very much still alive, both personally and politically. I am the healthiest President in History. The angry Democrats working for the out-of-control Mueller investigation have done their best, in their Witch Hunt, to hurt me politically, but here I am. I have accomplished more than any other President in History, History!

But enough about me. We are here to remember what John McCain thought about me. Not enough. They say “speak no ill of the dead,” but what about “speak no ill of the president”? That’s important, too. More important. Not everybody seems to have heard it.

A lot has been said already about heroism and loyalty. As for loyalty, Sen. McCain wasn’t loyal to me. And I shouldn’t need to point out that I won the presidency, and he didn’t. But I will point it out, because it’s true. And I won with the largest majority in U.S. history, larger even than the majority won by the legendary Abe Lincoln and all the other Republican presidents — put together. Sen. McCain didn’t win at all, and some call him a hero!

What is heroism? Heroism is having the courage to put the White House flag back up to full-staff, even as disloyal aides kept trying to keep it at half-staff. Half-staff is surrender, essentially the same as being captured in war, like McCain. Where was his loyalty to me, where was he? Disloyal. Put the flag back up to full-staff.

I don’t mean to be critical. We have to remember that we are all Americans, and that as Americans we need to come together and support the president, no matter the personal sacrifice required. When we think of sacrifice, we should think of making them for me. I do. I sacrifice every day for me and my family.

Yes, Sen. McCain and I had our disagreements, but at the end of the day, I won the all the arguments, by a record amount. So let the American flag fly proudly, over my office, at full-staff, and let that be a lesson to you all. Goodby John McCain, we can now repeal ObamaCare.

(End of Eulogy)

Trump 2020, Was Sarkes Wrong?

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes had predicted a Presidential win in 2020 by the Orange Ameba with the Black Vote being the deciding factor.

– Sarkes now admits his prediction might have been premature.

Sarkes had boldly predicted a landslide victory for the Orange Dotard in 2020. “Many People Say, Sarkes, are you nuts. There is a Blue Wave coming and Women will not vote for the Golden P-Grabber”. To that, Sarkes said phooey. Sarkes predicted that while the Orange Sniffer may lose the Woman’s vote, Blacks would come out in record numbers to bring home a Trump victory in 2020. To quote the Golden Hip Hop’s message to Blacks in 2016: “What the Hell do you have to Lose!”.

Sarkes pointed out that influential Blacks had shifted from being Dems to supporting the Orange MLK. Sarkes provided proof:

Angry Black Women, Diamond and Silk, are a powerful force with a message that is reaching Poor, Young, Angry, Black women. Obama can be blamed for the Dems losing the vote of the Poor, Young, Angry, Black Woman as Obama gave them Free phones which they are using to watch Diamond and Silk on U-Tube.

Diamond & Silk with the Orange Dotard, all Thumbs Up

Kenya West, once a Democratic Presidential Candidate, is now firmly in the corner of the Golden Nugget. Kenya West is influential with the Black Hip Hop community and is bringing to the GOP the Poor, Young, Angry Black Man.

The Golden MLK and Kenya West, 2 Angry Hombres

The Black guy in a “Blacks for Trump” White T-shirt is showcased at every one of the Orange Cheeto’s Rallies. This guy has sent a powerful message that Blacks ARE welcome in the GOP, and that the Golden Gloves rallies are not just attended by Angry, Uneducated, Underemployed, Poor, Rural White Folk. Any Black person who is watching Fox News Fair and Balanced has been converted by the “Blacks for Trump” Black guy.

Blacks for Trump welcomed at the Rallies

Omarosa, the Token Black Woman on the Orange Jumpsuits White House staff, was doing an excellent job of being the White House liaison with Black voters, especially Middle and Upper Middle class Blacks. Middle and Upper Middle Class Blacks are flocking to the GOP.

Omarosa and the Orange Sniffer, 1 thumb up and the other grabbing ass

Ben Carson is the Token Black Man in the Golden Parachutes Cabinet. Carson has secured the vote of the Rich, Old, Black Man who see nothing wrong with buying a $30,000 dining room set. While there might not be many Rich, Old, Black Men, Ben Carson has influenced the Upper Middle Class Blacks to vote GOP.

Dr. Ben Carson, Token

“Many People Say, Sarkes, why are you now Flipping, you have provided powerful data to support your prediction that the Orange Monarch will win the 2020 Presidential Election and it’s the Blacks that will bring home this victory.”

Alas, Sarkeses prediction may have been premature. Sarkes did not see this coming, Sarkes is never wrong. What happened?

First of all, the Golden Gate Bridge gave Omarosa the Old Heave Ho. Omarosa, and Angry, Black Woman, is not going quietly. She has hundreds of tapes and videos to prove that the Orange Profit is a Racist. Sarkes knows that one thing that Blacks will not tolerate is Racism. Omarosa’s Old Heave Ho could cost the Golden Globe millions of Black Votes.

Next, Blacks are turning on Ben Carson. There was a Portrait of Ben Carson that used to hang in the hallway of the Archbishop Borders School in Baltimore. The Portrait has a smiling Dr. Ben Carson in surgical scrubs. The Portrait has a Ben Carson quote: “The person who has the most to do with your success is you”

Picture of Ben Carson in Scrubs removed

Archbishop Borders School Principal Alicia Freeman has since moved the Portrait from the school’s second floor hallway to a less visible spot inside a reading room bearing Carson’s name. The reason; Carson’s role in the Trump administration has left many Blacks who admired him feeling betrayed.

So now, Sarkes is not so sure. Will Diamond and Silk, Kenya West, and the Black Guy at Trump Rallies bring enough Black votes to elect the Orange Bobblehead? Will Blacks allegiance to Omarosa and rejection of Ben Carson take away a significant number of Black votes? For now, Sarkes is Flipping and says the 2020 Presidential Election is now too close to call.

Omarosa v Trump, Tale of the Tape

Executive Summary:

– The fight between Omarosa and the Orange Counter Puncher is on
– Sarkes evaluates the fighters and predicts the winner

The fight between fired White House Advisor Omarosa and the Golden Assailant is on and is shaping to be the greatest fight in history since “The Thrilla in Manila”, Ali v Frazier, and “The Rumble in the Jungle” Ali v Foreman.

The Thrilla in Manila, Ali v Frazier
Rumble in the Jungle Ali v Foreman

Omarosa v Trump will be called “The Romp in the Swamp”. Unlike traditional fights that are held in Boxing arenas and viewed on Pay-For-View, “The Romp in the Swamp” will be fought in Tweeter, TV Interviews, and Press Conferences, all free for all Americans. “The Romp in the Swamp” is yet another example of Making America Great Again, and will make all other countries envious of America.

The Romp in the Swamp Omarosa v Trump

Sarkes Corner Sports Bureau provide the Tale of the Tape for Omarosa and Orange Mercenary.

Measure Omarosa Trump Advantage

Age 44 72 Omarosa

Heigth 6’ 3” 5’ 10” Trump

Weight Slim Lard Ass Omarosa

Reach 69” 61” Trump

Stance Steady Unstable Omarosa

Believability Questionable Habitual Liar Omarosa

Health Fit Un Fit Omarosa

Diet Salads Greasy Burgers Omarosa

Hair Style Conservative Orange Combover Omarosa

Intangible Bully Angry Black Woman Omarosa

With the Tale of the Tape, Sarkes predicts a victory in “The Romp in the Swamp”, in 10 rounds for Omarosa.

The Canadian Border Wall

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Constructor continues planning the annexation of the Canadian Niagara Falls

– The Golden Architect plans for a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the annexed Canadian Niagara Falls

In the Situation Room:

Donald Trump: “You know John, I like this Situation Room. It seems so secure. I’m doing such a great job as President that we don’t have any “Situations” so we might as well use this Situation Room for something.”

John Kelly: “Well Boss, there was a leak from your meeting yesterday here in the Situation Room when you got the briefing from the Pentagon on the strength of the Canadian Military. I think it was the Russians, I don’t know how they do it.”

Donald Trump: “John, John, John, my man Vlads said that the Russians are not bugging the Situation Room, it could be others. Anyway, let’s get on with business.”

Donald Trump: “Kevin, I called you in today to discuss what it would take to build a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls. I am going to annex that area soon.”

Kevin McAleenan (Commissioner U.S. Customs and Border Protection): “Uh, Mr. President, I don’t understand”

Donald Trump: (whispering to John Kelly) “Did I pick this moron or is he a hold over from that Kenyan Obama”.

Donald Trump: “Kevin, it’s simple, I am going to annex the area around the Canadian Niagara Falls and make it part of the United States. While I don’t think that Canada will respond, I don’t trust that Panty Waste, Limp Wristed, Pretty Boy, Justin Trudeau. He is just dumb enough to think that he can take back the Canadian Niagara Falls with his paltry, meager, insignificant military.”

Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, well, Mr. President, we are not completed with the down select from Prototypes built earlier this year. We need to complete the down select, then negotiate contracts, etc, this all takes time.”

Mexican Border Wall Prototypes

Donald Trump: “Shit Kevin, were you in Congress before you took this job! I told my Base that we would Drain The Swamp, and this is a great example. Down Select, Contracts, Jesus Christ, those are just details. If I want a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall built around the Canadian Niagara Fall then it will be built. John, do we still have Seabees like I saw in the John Wayne movies? I bet the Seebees could build the Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls! I bet the Seebees don’t need to Down Select, Contracts, and that other Bull Shit!”

John Wayne in The Fighting Seebees

John Kelly: “Uh, Boss….”

Donald Trump: “I’m finished with this conversation. I”ll help you with your down select, pick the wall that I told you I liked a few months back. Jesus Christ, why can’t we get anything done around this Swamp. BUILD THE F – – KING WALL, NOW”

Donald Trump like this Border Wall Prototype

Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, OK, well, will do. John, can I have a word after we are done”.

Donald Trump: “John, show me how to get out of this Situation Room”, I need to make my Tee Time at the Great Trump resort in New Jersey”.

Donald Trump and Friends in The Situation Room

United States vs Canada – Who Would Win

Executive Summary:

– After Sarkeses phone conversation with POTUS, the Orange Commandant decided to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls

– The Golden Generali asked the Pentagon for a Military Brief

After his phone call with Vlads Putin oh how he annexed Crimea, the Orange Conqueror asked General Mad Dog Mattis for a comparison of the US Military verses the Canadian Military.

In the Situation Room:

Donald Trump: “Wow, who would have thought. I had never been in this Situation Room until you guys made me come down here after my meeting with Vlads in Helsinki, and here I am again. I am such a great President that we never have “Situations”.

General Maddog Mattis: “Boss, you asked for a comparison between the US Military and the Canadian Military, we have that for you”

Donald Trump: “Yeah Maddog, with a Panty Waste President like Trudeau, I figured this would be easy. But how did you do this so fast, I just asked you for this an hour ago”.

General Maddog Mattis: “Well Boss, a few days ago we hacked the Canadian Military and found a study by a Dennis Parass. We are a big confused as this Dennis Parass is not Military. His code name is “The Canadian Scout”. The best we can determine, he is just another Old, Rich, White Canadian. His company was a supplier to Lockheed Martin on the F-35 which is probably why that Program is Millions over budget and years behind schedule, we should never use Canadian suppliers. But none the less, his analysis is spot on”

Donald Trump: “Well Maddog, let’s get on with it, I don’t want to miss my Tee Time at my Great Golf Club in New Jersey”.

General Maddog Mattis: “No problem Boss, this is all summarized in a short 7 minute U-Tube video that you can watch on your way to your New Jersey Golf Club. You will need to watch a 30 second commercial or just skip it.

Donald Trump: ‘Nice work Maddog”.

“United States vs Canada – Who Would Win – Army / Military Comparison”

The Orange Admiral watching TV on Air Force 1

Niagara Falls

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes discusses Niagara Falls with the Orange Coxswain

Sarkes was recently on assignment in Niagara Falls and compared the American Falls to the Canadian Falls. There is no comparison, the Canadian Falls are far superior to the American Falls. Those of you who have been to Niagara Falls will agree. This motivated Sarkes to call the Golden Ameba.

Sarkes: “Mr. President, thank you for taking my call.”

Donald Trump: “Sarkes, it’s a pleasure. Why haven’t you come to Mir-a-Lago to play golf with me, you know you have an open invitation any weekend. Now I’m playing every weekend at my course in New Jersey as its too hot in Florida.”

Sarkes: “Thanks Mr. President, Sarkes will make sure to visit you in Mir-a-Lago soon. Mr. President, I wanted to talk to you about Niagara Falls. I was just up there and, to be quite honest with you, our American Niagara Falls stink when compared to the Canadian Niagara Falls, it’s not even close.”

Canadian and US Niagara Falls, no comparison

Donald Trump: “I hear you Sarkes, I wanted Donald Jr. to open a Trump International Hotel next to the American Niagara Falls and he convinced me that it was a Loooooooser. You know me Sarkes, America First!”

American Niagara Falls, pitiful

Donald Trump: “Do you have any recommendations Sarkes”

Sarkes: “Actually Mr. President, I do. I was thinking you could make congress put together an economic package to develop the American Niagara Falls to make it draw tourists not only from America but from Canada also. We would need to build roads, hotels, casinos, restaurants, theaters, and more. It makes no sense for American dollars being spent in Canada.”

Donald Trump: “Good point Sarkes, but you know those Do-Nothings in the House and Senate, they never do anything fast. I have a better idea.”

Donald Trump (to John Kelly): “John, get my man Vlads on the phone.”

John Kelly: “Sir, it’s the middle of the night in Russia, can this wait until morning in Russia?

Donald Trump: “John, Vlads is my buddy, in Helsinki, he told me to call him anytime and for any reason. This is important.”

John Kelly: “Ok Boss”.

A few minutes later:

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, mi Babushka, what can I do for you?”

Donald Trump: “Vlads, I need a little advise. I want to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls like you did Crimea. How did you pull of that off.”

Majestic Canadian Niagara Falls

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, you naught boy, I like it. Here is what you can do to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls:

“Claim that a majority of the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls are American when you count the Tourists. You can say that this has been historically American land. This should be easy to prove as your people spend Billions of US Dollars there.”

“A number of the businesses in the Canadian Niagara Falls are owned by American companies, this is one of your main reasons. The unrealistic, how you say, Uuuuuuuge, Canadian Taxes are unfair to your American Companies.”

Donald Trump: “Sounds simple Vlads, but how do I get my great American Army into the Canadian Niagara Falls?”

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Again, Simple Donnie. You plant some operatives in the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls and have them organize Protests, Marches and Riots against the Canadian Government. The Canadian Government will send in Troops to stop the riots. That will be your reason to send troops across the border to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls., you are protecting your American tourists.”

Donald Trump: “Thanks Vlads, I’ll see you in Washington in a few months. I really wanted you to come to our Big, Beautiful, Military Parade, it will put yours to shame, but my staff are advising against it.”

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): (Laughing), Oh Donnie, you are something else. Proshchay. (Putin hangs up and says to an aid) “What a f – – king moron.”

Donald Trump: “There you have it Sarkes, done deal. See you at Mir-a-Lago. (Trump hangs up the phone)

Sarkes: “Un, duh, what, huh, oh my”

More Breaking News, Earthquake in Simi Valley

Executive Summary:

– a 5.4, on the Richter Scale, earthquake shook Simi Valley, CA

– Sakes connected the Dots and determined why

Earlier today, a 5.4 earthquake shook Simi Valley, CA. Simi Valley is home to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. The Regan Library was built to withstand earthquakes with a magnitude of 8.5, so little damage was done.

The Reagan Library also houses the Boeing Air Force 1 that Reagan used. As with all Boeing products, this Air Force 1 was built Boeing tough and was not affected by the earthquake.

The United States Geological Survey (USGS) is the scientific agency of the United States government responsible for monitoring regions of our country susceptible to earthquakes. The USGS utilizes the most modern and sophisticated scientific equipment.

But in the case of the Simi Valley earthquake today, the USGS was befuddled. A spokesperson for the USGS said that their was no seismic activity in the area and no other indications that an earthquake would hit Simi Valley. The USGS could not assign cause for the Simi Valley earthquake.

It is common knowledge that Sarkes can connect Dots when most cannot even see the Dots. Such is the case here.

Sarkes ran a timeline and determined that the Simi Valley earthquake started shortly after The Orange Oligarchs joint Press Conference with Vladimir Putin. Note: The statements below will seem like Sarkes is making them up, but trust me, look up the transcript of the Press Conference.

At the Press Conference, the Golden Premier threw our Intelligence Community, FBI, the Republican Party, and the Truth under the Bus. The Orange Czar said:

“Our relationship (US and Russia) has never been worse than it is now. However, that changed as of about four hours ago. I really believe that.”

“I addressed directly with President Putin the issue of Russian interference in our elections. I felt this was a message best delivered in person. Spent a great deal of time talking about it. And President Putin may very well want to address it, and very strongly, because he feels very strongly about it, and he has an interesting idea.”

“I hold both countries responsible. I think that the United States has been foolish. I think we’ve all been foolish. … And I think we’re all to blame.””There was no collusion at all. Everybody knows it. And people are being brought out to the fore. So far that I know, virtually none of it related to the campaign. And they’re going to have to try really hard to find somebody that did relate to the campaign.”

“As you know, the whole concept of that came up perhaps a little bit before, but it came out as a reason why the Democrats lost an election which, frankly, they should have been able to win, because the Electoral College is much more advantageous for Democrats, as you know, than it is to Republicans.”

“But just to say it one time again — and I say it all the time — there was no collusion. I didn’t know the president. There was nobody to collude with. There was no collusion with the campaign.”

“We ran a brilliant campaign, and that’s why I’m President.”

“Well, our militaries do get along. In fact, our militaries actually have gotten along probably better than our political leaders, for years.”

“So let me just say that we have two thoughts. You have groups that are wondering why the FBI never took the server — haven’t they taken the server. Why was the FBI told to leave the office of the Democratic National Committee?”

“So I have great confidence in my intelligence people, but I will tell you that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today.”

Uh, Wow, so Sarkes started connecting the Dots. By the time the Putin / Trump finished the Press Conference, the seismic activity started in Simi Valley…………..right under the Reagan Presidential Library.

The reason: Our dear beloved President Reagan, who once said about the Russian Commies, “Trust but Verify” which really meant “I don’t trust these Commie Bastards”, started spinning in his grave. His spinning reached epic proportions, greater than the Proton Collider in Cern, Switzerland, which then caused the seismic reaction and 5.4 magnitude earthquake.

Ronald Reagan saved the world from Communism, but could even he have saved the new GOP, the Party of Trump?

The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, CA
The Reagan Library sustained little damage
Ronald Reagan’s Boeing Air Force 1, built tough
Ronald Reagan has lost his GOP to Trump

Breaking News – Putin / Trump Summit

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes provides behind the scenes, off Microphone, coverage of the Putin / Trump Summit

– Fox News and CNN can only dream of the coverage attained by Sarkes Corner

Transcript of the 1 on 1 Meeting between Putin and Trump:

Putin: I didn’t do it, Russia is offended.

Trump: Do what Vlads?

Putin: Anything you are going to say I did. And, I agree with you.

Trump: Agree with what?

Putin: It was Obama’s fault and, what you call then, the Democrats fault.

Trump: OK, then, that’s settled.

At their news conference later:

Trump: The Russians didn’t do it. It’s a ruthless Which Hunt by the Democrats.

Jim Acosta CNN: Do What?

Trump: I don’t take questions from Fake News Stations. Boris (Popov – TASS Russian News Agency)

Boris Popov from TASS: (thru an interpreter) Do What Mr. Trump?

Putin: (interrupting and in Russian) Nyet, Boris, Nyet

Trump: Vladimir and I have great respect for each other. We have agreed to denuclearize the world.

Putin: (whispering in Russian to his Foreign Minister) I didn’t agree to that.

Sergy Lavrov (Russian Foreign Minister whispering in Russian) Ignore him Boss, he’s a F – – king Moron.

John Kelly: OK, Press Conference over, we need to get back to Mir-a-Lago, er Washington.

John Bolton (whispering): Great Job Boss, you showed those Commie Basrards.

Tump and Putin congratulating each other after a Great Summit
Putin and Trump enjoying the Great Summer weather in Helsinki
Putin and Trump enjoying a Great Helsinki Hot Spring

Cut Donald Trump Some Slack

Executive Summary:

– Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media grade everyone of the Orange Professors Tweets

– A recent Golden Pulitzer Tweet, attacking those critical of his Typos, contained a Typo. Trump Misspelled used “POUR” when he should have used “PORE” in that Tweet.

The Orange Lecturer recently Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – Jul 3 @ 7:13PM
After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!

Uh oh, the Golden Tutor misspelled “POUR” in the tweet (……Fake News constantly like to pour over my tweets …..) after he bragged about his ability to write. Hours later, the Orange Educator corrected the Tweet using the correct spelling, “PORE”.

Even Merriam-Webster poked fun at the Golden Instructors mistake, providing the proper definitions to the Orange Commander in Tweets:
POUR OVER (original Tweet) – “to make expensive coffee”
PORE OVER (revised Tweet) – “to read or study carefully”

Before we criticize the Golden Savant for his writing malaprops, we forget all of his positive attributes. Just some of his positive attributes:

HONESTY – the Golden Rule is the most honest President we have had since Honest Abe Lincoln. Like Sarkes, our President is a Truth Machine.

CONSERVATISM – the Orange Bourgeois makes Ronald Reagan look like a Liberal Democrat. The GOP, formerly the Party of Reagan, is now the Conservative Party of Trump.

LIKABILITY -according to the Golden Amour, he is loved by Women, Blacks, Asians, Jews, Veterans, Native Americans, the Disabled, LGBTQs, and well, everyone except Hispanics. And even some Hispanics, Cubans, love the Orange Cupid.

WORLD LEADERSHIP – the Golden Eminence has the ultimate respect of countries all across the globe, well maybe not the predominantly Muslim countries, but they don’t count anyway. In just 2 days at the NATO meeting, the Orange Negotiator fixed NATO’s financial issues and all nations thanked him for holding them accountable for the financial commitments they had made.

DIPLOMACY – Any President can work with our Traditional Allies like Canada, Mexico, the UK, France, Germany, etc, but it takes a Special Kind of Leader, a Great Diplomat, to establish diplomacy with past Advisories, Totalitarians, Facists, Oligarths, and Dictators like Vlads Putin, Rodrigo Duterte, Recep Erdogan, and of course, Kim Jung Un. The Orange Ambassador is following his recipe for success documented in “The Art of the Deal” to make World Peace.

WORK ETHIC – The Golden Working Stiff accomplishes more in 4 days than Obama or the Bushes I and II could accomplish in 7 days. This Work Ethic allows the Orange Duffer to spend long weekends golfing in Mir-a-Lago to reenergize so he can hit it again for another productive 4 day work week. The Orange Alligator is the hardest working reptile in the Swamp.

So what do the Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media have left to knit pick? A few grammatical errors in some Tweets. While Sarkes does not condone or allow grammatical errors or sloppy composition in Sarkes Corner, given all of that the Golden Essayist has accomplished, Sarkes can give a pass on a malaprop or two, or three, in a Tweet.

The Orange Alligator, the hardest working Reptile in the Swamp
White House staff stand ready to review the Tweets