Trouble at the Trump International Hotel in DC

Executive Summary:

  • A Pennsylvania man was arrested at Trump hotel Packing Heat 
  • “Many People Say” that this is a travesty of justice by the DC Police

Thanks to Sarkeses man on the street in DC, Chris Agrawal, for this story from the posh Trump International Hotel in DC.  

The Trump International Hotel is a 5 Star Luxury hotel on Pennsylvania Ave.  Rooms start at $500 a night and is the hotel of choice of many foreign dignitaries, including Russian Oligarchs and friends of Vlads Putin.  Trump Enterprises transformed the iconic US Post Office on Pennsylvania Ave into THE place to stay in DC (if you have TRICKLE DOWN).

The Old Post Office on Pennsylvania Ave is now the Trump International Hotel

Of course, Demon Dems and the Liberal Press maintain that foreign dignitaries staying in the Trump International Hotel in DC is a violation of the Emoluments clause of the US Constitution;  Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8, that prohibits federal office holders from receiving any gift, payment, or other thing of value from a foreign state or its rulers, officers, or representatives.  Maybe the foreign dignitaries and politicians just like a nice place to stay when in DC.  

Can’t the Demon Dems and Liberal Press give the Orange Entrepreneur a break?  In his first two years in office, the Orange Pinocchio has never given us reason to doubt his truthfulness and integrity, ……. just ask him.  So when the Orange Hotelier says that foreigners staying at the Trump International Hotel in DC do not influence him, we can take him at this good word, right?

The Trump International Hotel is DC is the favorite hotel for foreign rulers, politicians and oligarchs.  

The Lobby of the Trump Hotel in DC has Uber Opulence, just like its owner

But back on Point.   A man from Pennsylvania, Lee McCartney, 49, of Norristown, has been charged with bringing a handgun loaded with 15 hollow-point bullets to the Trump International Hotel in WDC during an event at which the U.S. Secret Service was screening guests.  

McCartney told agents he had the Smith & Wesson in his car as he pulled up to a security checkpoint at the hotel’s entrance.  McCartney was arrested by D.C. police and charged with possessing an unregistered handgun and unregistered ammunition. While McCartney had a valid permit from Pennsylvania to carry a concealed weapon. DC Police said he was not registered to carry a weapon in the District.

Donors backing President Trump’s reelection had gathered at the hotel Tuesday. Guests included industry executives, along with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and Vice President Pence.

The President of the NRA, Carolyn Meadows said: “The NRA has been lobbying Congress to have Concealed Carry permits valid across the country.  Mr. McCartney’s 2nd Amendment Rights were violated by the DC Police when they confiscated his Fire Arm, and arrested him, a clear violation of his 2nd Amendment Right to Bear Arms”

The NRA is hurting for membership so picked a Skirt, Carolyn Meadows as its new President

The Orange Commander in Tweets tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – May 9 @ 4:46AM

This is another Travesty, a Hit Job, a Which Hunt, a Coup, a Failed Take Down against a great American and one of my Base, Lee McCartney, perpetrated by the DC Police.  Instead of harassing my Base they should be confiscating the illegal firearms used by the Black and Hispanic Gangs in DC.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – May 9 @ 5:32AM

I beat the Democrats with the largest Electoral College victory in History, History!  And if you take away the 5 Million votes casted by Illegal Mexicans I would have had a record victory in the popular vote.  Now, the Democrats are harassing my Base to keep them from voting for me in 2020.

Most of the Orange Rifleman’s Base Pack Heat

Sarkes is no stranger to the Trump International Hotel in DC.  Sarkes was to meet the Orange Monarch there on 4 occasions but was stiffed by the Orange Duffer who chose instead to head to Mir-a-Lago for several rounds of golf.

Sarkes and friend Shep at the Trump International Hotel after being stiffed by the Orange Dotard

The Orange Flagstick in a Golf shirt is not a pretty site

Follow-Up: Le Or-aange Donald Trump

Executive Summary:

–  Sarkes had tried to explain why Donald Trump has an Orange Hue

–  Sarkes has upset the Hornets Nest.

In a recent Sarkes Corner, with purpose to explain why Donald Trump is Orange to his Canadian friends, Sarkes concluded that the Orange POTUS must be using Self-Tanning Creams.

Donald Trump is Orange.

Immediately, the Orange Counterpuncher went into Twitter Mode:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – February 15 @ 4:07 AM

What a bunch of Bull S – – t from Sarkes.  I DO NOT USE TANNING CREAMS !!!!!!!  I just had my annual physical and I am the healthiest President of all time, all time!  My skin color is natural and can be attributed to good genes.  This is another Witch Hunt.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – February 15 @ 4:49 AM

Sarkes you are seriously flawed and your Low Rated Sarkes Corner is failing.  What a hypocrite.  I know many Armenians and they aren’t as Brown as you.  If anyone is using Tanning Creams it is you.  You have FAKE Brown skin and a Low IQ. You must be using TANNING CREAMS!!!!

Sarkes is Brown but son David no so much.

Sarkes friend, Intelligent Engineer, WDC Man on the Street, and Sarkes Corner Contributor, Ashok Agrawal, did some independent research on why Donald Trump is Orange.  Surprisingly, Ashok agrees with the Orange Polyp.  Ashok reports:

From the New England Journal of Medicine: “Orange is not a primary color but a secondary color.  Orange is made by mixing the colors red and yellow.  Genealogists conclude:  If Donald Trump is not using Tanning Creams, as he claims, his ancestors must be Native Indians (Red) and Asian (Yellow).  A mixed gene Donald Trump is therefore Orange. 

Sarkes, a Conservative Progressive Independent running for President in 2020, and also a Counter Puncher, tweeted:

Sarkes@realSarkes – February 15 @ 10:30 AM

President Trump, Americans don’t care about your Tax Returns but Americans want to know why you are Orange.  You can put this to bed once and for all if you take a Genealogy Test  from 23 and Me or Ancestry . Com.  Sarkes is sending a kit to the White House.  Sarkes is willing to bet $1 million to the charity of Trump’s choice (except Trump Enterprises) if a DNA test proves that Trump has Native American and Asian heritage.  

Also, Sarkes Corner investigative reporters went on assignment to Oklahoma.  With the cooperation of the Tribal Council of the Cherokee Nation, a picture taken in 1889 of a Tribal elder, Chief Tiny Hands, has a strong resemblance to Donald Trump.  Chief Tiny Hands also had a brother, a Warrior, Running Mouth.  Are Chief Tiny Hands and Warrior Running Mouth related to Donald Trump?

Cherokee Chief Tiny Hands circa 1889.

Following another lead, Sarkes Corner reporters went to South Korea and found what could be an illegitimate child that Donald Trump fathered with a South Korean Stripper.  When interviewed, the boy, Ying Yang Hung Lo, stated that he does not know who is his father and that his hair and skin color are natural.  Hung Lo stated that his mother was a large breasted Stripper who often hooked up with Rich Americans.  Can this explain Trump’s affection to his new Boy Toy Kim Jung Un?

Is Ying Yang Hung Lo Trump’s illegitimate son?

Le Or-aange Donald Trump

Executive Summary:

  • No one knows what makes Donald Trump Orange
  • There are many theories

Sarkes thanks Canadian neighbor Dennis Parras for an article out of the Canadian Broadcast Corporation (CBC) asking why President Trump is Orange. 

Canadians have long been confused by our Orange POTUS and Dennis often peppers our Silver Creek Conservative Men’s Breakfast Club with questions about things that the Golden Blabbermouth says, and then walks back. Alas, the true Conservatives of the Silver Creek Breakfast Club always have an answer for Dennis.

Canadians are confused, and Trudeau is
cautious with the Orange Pickpocket

The biggest mystery to Canadians is how President Donald Trump manages to maintain his bright fluorescent orange glow regardless of the season.  Officially, the White House line is that Trump gets his glow from “good genes,”.

Donald Trump is Orange

Theories have been floated to explain Trump’s skin color, including tanning beds, spray tan, and make-up.

Tanning Beds were immediately ruled out, as LEAKER, Sarkeses source in the White House, insists that there isn’t a Tanning Bed OR Spray Tan Booths in the White House.  Also, a tanning bed also would not explain why Trump’s Orange face is a completely different color from the paler skin on his tiny hands. 

Trumps face is Orange yet his
Tiny Hands are a Pale White

Cosmetologists tell Sarkes that since the Orange Ameba looks more orange than tan, he most likely is using self-tanner creams or sprays.

Donald Trump uses Self-tanning creams and sprays

LEAKER also tells Sarkes that the Orange Traffic Cone is self-conscious of his Orange hue, and has voiced complaints to aides that he appears too orange on television.   This has led to staff dimming the lighting of many White House events. Trump also likes to use natural light, which reduces the orange glow, and has chosen to host press conferences in the sunny Rose Garden.

Donald Trump is not so
Orange when in the Rose Garden

In a future Sarkes Corner, Sarkes will explain to this Canadian friends how Donald Trumps hair stays Orange while every other American President goes gray.  

Your’e Fired!!

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Chetto is clamping down on Illegal Immigration at our Southern Border
– And, even at his Trump International Hotels and Trump Golf Clubs

The Orange Slurrpee is no hypocrite. The Gold Finger is fighting Congress to build a Great Beautiful Wall to protect us from the Illegal Mexican Rapists, Drug Attics, and Gangs that are invading our southern border every day. The Orange Julius is not stopping there. At his Trump International Hotels and Trump Golf Clubs, the Golden Arches is purging any illegal employees that have invaded his properties.

The Orange Duffer has already set a record for most Golf Rounds played while serving as an American President….and in only 2 years!

A dozen immigrant workers at Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, NY, were fired this month even though Trump Golf Club Managers had known about their legal status for years.

The Manager at the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County called a dozen immigrant workers into a room and fired them, one by one. A Confidential Source told Sarkes that these firings were taped for a possible new TV Series: “The Immigrant Apprentice”. Each Immigrant was given those now famous words – “YOUR’E FIRED!”

The Golden Globe single handily saved NBC from Bankruptcy with the Greatest Show in TV History, The Apprentice.

Most of the Illegals who invaded the Trump Golf Club had worked there for over 10 years. This is like those Russian Sleeper Cells that invaded the US in the FX TV series “The Americans”. Sarkes Highly recommends you watch the 6 seasons of “The Americans” now showing on Amazon Prime.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

The Lawyer for the Illegal Invaders said that Trump Managers knew they had submitted phony documents but looked the other way. This is obviously Fake News and Alternative Facts. Our Commander in Tweets would never engage in any illegal activities. This is another Witch Hunt.

The Orange Traffic Cone has been the victim of countless Witch Hunts.

The heir to the Trump Throne, Eric Trump, depicted the firings to the Post as a normal course of business. “We are making a broad effort to identify any employee who has given false and fraudulent documents to unlawfully gain employment,” he said. “Where identified, any individual will be terminated immediately.”

Eric Trump added: “the system is broken.” Sarkes agrees, it took the Trump Empire over 10 years to seek and purge the Illegal Invaders working at their Trump International Hotels and Golf Courses. Hmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmm, Sarkes always wondered why we focus on the Illegal Invaders who are taking our American jobs and never mention the American Employers who hire the Illegal Invaders. Are the Illegal Invaders smarter than the American Employers?

FIRED, Carlos Lopez fired after 12 years working the grounds at Trump National Golf Club

FIRED, Maria Gonzales fired after 10 years working at the Trump International Hotel

Trump verses The Generals

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Commandant has won the war with the generals

During the Republican Primary for the 2016 Presidential Election, the Golden Exalted Leader systematically eliminated 16 other GOP candidates on his way to winning the Presidential election by the largest margin in US History, History!

During the Republican Primary and later, the Orange Generali unleashed a vicious attack on the Generals of our United Stated Military. Notable quotes from the Golden Admiral about our Generals:

– “I know more about ISIS than the generals do, Believe me.”
– “The Generals don’t know much because they’re not winning,”
– (American Generals) “have been reduced to rubble. They have been reduced to a point where it’s embarrassing to our country.”
– “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.”
– “I would have made a great General”

Gerneralimisio Donald Trump in full General’s Regatta

So it was somewhat surprising that when the Orange Oligarch put his Senior Leadership Team and Cabinet together, he selected several high-profile Generals. The act of selecting ignorant and ineffective Generals for his Cabinet is evidence that the Golden Palomino is a kind, benevolent Leader, giving the ignorant and ineffective Generals a chance for redemption.

Alas, the Orange Einstein should have followed his initial instinct, after all, he is “a very stable genius”. The ignorant and ineffective Generals have now gotten the Old Heave Ho.

Trumps Generals got the Old Heave Ho

Sarkes takes inventory of the ignorant and ineffective Generals:

General 1: Retired three star Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn was selected as the National Security Adviser. Flynn became a senior advisor to the Orange Emperor during his presidential campaign and served as the National Security Advisor from January 23 to February 13, 2017. Flynn resigned after information surfaced that he had misled the FBI and Vice President Pence about the nature and content of his communications with Commie Ambassador to the U.S. Sergy Kislvak. Flynn’s tenure of just 24 days is the shortest in the office’s history.

Disgraced, Ignorant and Ineffective General Michael Flynn

General 2: After Flynn was forced out of the White House, Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster assumed the role of national security adviser. McMaster remained on active duty as a lieutenant general while serving as National Security Advisor, and retired in May 2018. McMaster resigned as National Security Advisor on March 22, 2018.

Ignorant and Ineffective General H. R. McMaster

General 3: General Francis Kelly is a retired Marine Corps General who served as the White House Chief of Staff for the Golden Exalted Leader. Kelly was selected as the Secretary of Homeland Security. Kelly earned a reputation for being an aggressive enforcer of immigration law. After six months, he was selected to replace Reince Priebus as White House Chief of Staff in an attempt to bring more stability to the White House. Over time the Trump / Kelly bromance fizzled, and Kelly, no longer on speaking terms with the President, left as chief of staff at the end of December 2018.

Ignorant and Ineffective General John Kelly

General 4: General James Norman Mattis (Maddog) served as the Secretary of Defense from January 2017 until December 2018. He resigned over policy differences with the Orange 5 Star on troop withdrawals from Afghanistan. Maddog is a retired Marine Corp General who served in the Persian Gulf War, War in Afghanistan and the Iraq War. Maddog occasionally voiced his disagreement with certain Golden Goliath’s administration policies, opposing the proposed withdrawal from the Iran nuclear deal and budget cuts. The Orange Marmalade believed that Maddog was really a Democrat.

Ignorant and Ineffective General Maddog Mattis was a Democrat

General 5: Admiral William Harry McRaven is a former Navy officer who last served as commander of the US Special Operations Command from August 8, 2011, to August 28, 2014. Chris Wallace, of Fox News Fair and Balanced, asked the Golden Commandant about retired Adm. Bill McRaven’s comments that his attacks on the news media were “the greatest threat to democracy in my lifetime.” The Orange Oligarch told Wallace that McRaven was a “Hillary fan,” and when Wallace pointed out that McRaven was the architect of the raid that killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan in 2011, the Golden Goliath said, “Wouldn’t it have been nice if we got Osama bin Laden a lot sooner than that, wouldn’t it have been nice?”

Ignorant and Ineffective, Hillary Fan, Admiral William Harry McRaven took too long to catch Osama bin Laden

General 6: Stanley McChrystal, led Joint Special Operations Command during the Iraq War and had turned it into one of the most efficient killing machines in history. McChrystal later resigned as the commander of the Afghan War in 2010 following disparaging remarks that some officers on his staff had made to a Rolling Stone reporter about top officials working for President Barack Obama. In an interview with ABC, McChrystal described Trump as both immoral and dishonest. The Orange Counterpuncher tweeted: ”’General’ McChrystal got fired like a dog by Obama. Last assignment a total bust. Known for big, dumb mouth. Hillary lover!”

Ignorant and Ineffective General Stanley McCrystal is a Hillary Lover, total bust, and dumb as a Dog

Sarkes understands that many Americans were skeptical when the Orange Pinocchio said that he was smarter than all of our Generals. Just think of how much more the Golden Exhaled Leader could have accomplished if he had Generals like Patton or Ike.

Trump needs Generals like General George Patton, a Real Mans Man

Kenya West, Blexit, and The Bromance

Executive Summary:

– Kanye West is now distancing himself from Blexit and Donald Trump claiming: “I’ve been used to spread bad messages”

– This has Uuuuuuuuge ramifications on Sarkeses Prediction that the Orange Oracle will win the 2020 Presidential Election on the coat tails of Blacks.

Frist, Sarkes is sure that his Rich, Old, White, Friends have no idea what is Blexit. Blexit is short for “Black Exit,” a movement and clothes line urging Black voters to leave the Democratic Party. The Blexit movement encourages Blacks to abandon the emotionally abusive relationship with the Democratic party in pursuit of freedom over tyranny.

Like the Orange MLK said to Blacks during his historical run for President: “You’re living in poverty, your schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58% of your youth is unemployed — what the hell do you have to lose?”

Well, several Black Leaders; Omarosa Manigault, Mike Tyson, Diamond & Silk, Terrel Ownes, and Dennis Rodman are passionate supporters of the Golden Brutha. But none more powerful than Ye, formerly know as Kenya West.

Trump Supporter Mike Tyson

Trump Supporters Diamond and Silk

Trump Supporter and US Ambassador to North Korea Dennis Rodman

But now, Kenya West says that he is done with politics and that his Bromance with the Orange Casanova is over. In Street language, Donald Trump is no longer Kenya’s Bitch.

Less than a month after his bizarre visit with the Golden Commandant at the White House, where Kenya spewed a nonsensical, meandering, 10 minute, F-Bomb ladened, monologue, Kenya told the world that he had been misdiagnosed with Bipolar Disorder when he was actually merely sleep deprived.

Kenya West at the White House with the Orange Brutha

Well, Kenya must have caught up on his sleep. He now claims that he has been used and become a Political Pawn. Kenya said: “My eyes are now wide open and now realize I’ve been used to spread messages I don’t believe in. I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being Creative!!!”

Kenya also wants to clear his name after the Blexit campaign launched a line of Shirts and Hats that touted: “Design by Kanye West”. Kenya now claims that he never wanted any association with Blexit or it’s founder Candace Owens.

Blexit Founder and Reagan / Trumpian Conservative Candace Owens

Candace Owens said: “Blexit is a renaissance movement and I am blessed to say that the Blexit logo and Blexit colors were created by my dear friend and superhero Kenya West”

Order your Quality Blexit Merchandise before the Mid Term Elections

Kenya wanting to set the record straight said: “I have nothing to do with Blexit”

Sarkes understands that we may never know the truth here and there are more questions than answers such as:

Was Kenya sleep deprived when he developed the Blexit clothing line and just doesn’t remember?

Is Kenya’s Bromance with his Orange Bitch really over?

Is the Bromance Over?

While Kenya and Omarosa have turned on the Golden Brutha, will other Black supporters; Mike Tyson, Diamond & Silk, Terrel Ownes, Hershell Walker, and Dennis Rodman stay committed?

Benedict Arnold Turncoat Omarosa

And where is the Black Guy with the White “Blacks for Trump” T-shirt at the Orange Monarch’s Political Rallies? He has been no where to be seen recently, has he turned on the Orange Brutha?

Why has Michael the Black Guy been missing from recent Trump Rallies?

Will Sarkes need to walk back his prediction that the Golden Gulag will win the 2020 Presidential Election on the coat tails of Blacks? Since Sarkes is rarely wrong, he is confident that Black America will come thru for Orange MLK in 2020, after all, “What the hell do they have to lose”.

Donald Trump and Ass Wipe

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Charmin boards Air Force One with Toilet Paper stuck to his shoe

“Please don’t squeeze the Charmin!”

Forget this brew ha ha over the Judge Kavanaugh Supreme Court Confirmation hearings, the big news from last week is that the Golden Cottonelle boarded Air Force 1 with a strip of Ass Wipe hanging off the back of his loafer.

“Cottonelle, Looking out for the Family”

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, Ass Wipe!, Ass Wipe!, what are you talking about? Well, when Sarkes was an Engineering student at the Missouri University of Science and Technology (S&T), toilet paper was called Ass Wipe. Sarkes cannot make this stuff up. This can be confirmed by thousands of Engineers who attended S&T in the 1970’s.

Missouri S&T Mascot Joe Miner Packs Heat and a Slide Rule

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, when you were an Engineering Student at S&T did you drink Beer? Sarkes responds: Sometimes Sarkes had too many beers. Sarkes liked beer. Sarkes does not like beer anymore. But Sarkes never drank beer to the point of blacking out. Sarkes is innocent, innocent of any charges associated with his time at S&T!

At MO S&T, sometimes Sarkes had too many beers, but Sarkes never drank beer to the point of blacking out.

Sarkes and Chris at MO S&T, Sarkes drank beer and girlfriend Chris (now wife) drank Diet Coke.

But Sarkes digresses, back of Point.

The Ass Wipe incident happened as The Orange Scotts was departing Minneapolis. After sticking with the president all the way up the stairs to Air Force 1, the Toilet paper finally loosened its grip once Trump walked aboard. 

“Scott Toilet Paper, Going, Going, still not Gone.”

Now Sarkes says, who amongst us has not walked out of a toilet only to find that we were dragging a piece of Ass Wipe on our shoes or hanging out the bottom of our pants? But what is interesting here is that NO ONE stopped the Golden Papyrus from walking up the stairs to Air Force 1 with Ass Wipe stuck to his shoe, NO ONE? This was not just a small piece of Ass Wipe stuck to a shoe. Someone; the Secret Service, the Marine Guard, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Someone, had to see this Ass Wipe dragging behind the Orange Toilet Roll.

Trump starts up stairs to Air Force 1 with Ass Wipe on his shoe.

Trump reaches the top of the stairs to Air For 1 with Ass Wipe on his shoe.

The Golden Crapper is always surrounded by at least a dozen people at all times. Is this just another step in the Mega Conspiracy to bring down the Reich of our Orange Fuhrer? History will show that this Conspiracy was Uuuuuge, a conspiracy of Demon Dems, Liberal Media, RINOs, and Benedict Arnolds. Is the Secret Service part of this Conspiracy?

Sarkeses White House Source, LEAKER, has told Sarkes that the Orange Thug is pissed that no-one stopped him from boarding Air Force 1 with Ass Wipe on his shoe. LEAKER says that the Golden Counter Puncher has ordered the FBI to determine which company; Proctor and Gamble, Kleenex, or the Scott Paper Company, produced the Ass Wipe that stuck to his shoe. There will be hell to pay.

Finally, the Orange Merchandiser is very familiar with Ass Wipe. The Trump Enterprises Merchandise offerings include: ties, suits, dress shirts, eyeglasses, spring water, vodka, education (Trump University), and of course, Ass Wipe.

Donald Trump Ass Wipe, very popular and profitable.

Is Donald Trump Bi-Sexual?

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes believes that the Orange Gigolo is Bi-Sexual

Sarkes Connects the Dots where most do not even see the Dots. Sarkes connects the Dots and believes that the Golden Casanova is Bi-Sexual.

Dot 1: The Orange Skirt-Chaser is a Serial Adulterer who cheats on his wives with younger Big Breasted Women. The Golden Don Juan is also an self confessed P-Grabber of Big Breasted Women. It clear that the Orange Bird Dog is Heterosexual.

All of Trumps 3 wives; Ivana, Marla, Melania, are Big Breasted

Trump P-Grabs Big Breasted Women Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, Summer Dervos, Others

Dot 2: At the Republican National Convention in 2016, the Golden Retriever
promised to “do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens,”. Given the anti-LGBTQ plank in the GOP Platform, this declaration was heralded as a sign of hope that Trump would prove more moderate in his gay-rights policies than the GOP. This statement drove a Uuuuuuuuge applause from the GOPs in attendance, but it was later discovered that they were just responding to the “Loud Applause Now” signs being held up by Convention organizers. In any case, the Orange Creamsicle’s commitment to protect the LGBTQs is a departure from the Anti-GOP position against the LGBTQ community.

Conservatives at the GOP Convention did not realize they were applauding for Gay Rights protection

Trump loves the LGBTQ Community and they love him

DOT 3: The Golden Goliath’s Bromance with his Boy Toy Vlads Putin was a head scratcher for all America. The Great GOP President Ronald Reagan once said about the Russian Commies: “Trust but Verify”. What Reagan really meant was “Don’t ever trust those Godless Commies”. Yet the Orange Oligarch continues to heap praise on Vlads Putin, Mr. KGB. It is suspected that the Bromance between Vlads Putin and the Golden Gulag is in trouble. Who knows what starts these lover’s spats.

Trump and His Boy Toy Vlads Putin in a quiet moment in the Russian Countyside

DOT 3 Continued: And at his rally in West Virginia this weekend, the Orange Cheese Ball said of North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un: “I like him. He likes me. I guess that’s OK. Am I allowed to say that?” Then the Golden Romeo got a little weird saying: “I was being really tough and so was he. And we would go back and forth. And then we fell in love. No, really. He wrote me beautiful letters. They were great letters. And then we fell in love.”

Trump and His New Boy Toy Kim Jung-un

Trump and Kim Jung-un in Nuclear Porn

So, the Orange Cantaloupe Bromances with Vlads Putin and Kim Jong-un is evidence that the Golden Goose is Gay.

There you have it, it’s clear that Donald Trump is our first Bi-Sexual President……..or so we believe.

Sarkeses White House Source – LEAKER

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes Corner White House Source – LEAKER, recently called Sarkes, he was very upset

– Sarkes recorded the conversation and provides it here

Since day 1 of the Trump Presidency, Sarkes has had a source in the White House, LEAKER. LEAKER has provided Sarkes transcripts of the Orange Oracles Staff Meetings and other great information. LEAKER has provided Sarkes this information at great risk to his employment.

Phone Rings

Sarkes: Sarkes Corner, Sarkes Speaking.

LEAKER: Sarkes, this is LEAKER, we need to talk….

Sarkes: LEAKER!, I told you never call me on the Sarkes Corner Business Line. Who knows who is bugging this line; the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the Secret Service, now call me back like we agreed.

A Different Phone Rings

LEAKER: (calling from his Burner Phone to Sarkeses Burner Phone). Thanks for taking my call Sarkes, I need your advice.

A Burner Phone Sarkes uses with Confidential Sources

Sarkes: LEAKER, you sound upset, whats wrong?

LEAKER: Sarkes, it’s crazy here in the White House. Since the Bob Woodward book and now the Unanimous New York Times Op Ed, President Trump has gone ballistic.

He is ranting and threatening to fire all of us, he is going to make us take a lie detector test by God! Trump is claiming that anyone who is caught Leaking will be charged with Treason!, Treason! What happened to the 1st Amendment?

The Orange Monarch will charge Leakers with Treason

Sarkes: LEAKER, did you write the New York Times Op Ed?

LEAKER: God no Sarkes, it was someone else.

Sarkes: How many Leakers are there in the White House?

LEAKER: Well, I don’t know them all, but it’s quite a few, dozens, maybe more. Sarkes, it’s getting unbearable here, I don’t know how long I can work under these conditions. Trump claims that he is a Stable Genius, in fact, he is an Unstable Moron. I really think he has a mental defect!

Sarkes: Now LEAKER, let me stop you there. Sarkes is a Truth Machine and Sarkes Corner is Fair and Balanced. Sarkes reports, Subscribers decide. Sarkes cannot publish unsubstantiated information. Is there a second source who can validate your charges that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a mental defect?

LEAKER: Well Sarkes, there are a few people, but we are all scared shitless, I don’t know if anyone would step up now, maybe after things cool down a bit.

Sarkes: Listen LEAKER, let’s assume that you have proof and another source that will validate that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a mental defect, America might not care.

LEAKER: That’s absurd Sarkes, what do you mean?

Sarkes: It’s simple math LEAKER. First, you have 35% of the Electorate who are Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White Folk, Trump’s Base. Trump can shoot someone point blank on 5th Avenue in New York and these people would still vote for him.

LEAKER: Yeah, that’s correct, Trump is right about that.

Sarkes: Then you have all of the Old, Rich, White Guys with Stock Portfolios. These people may believe that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a mental defect, but they don’t care, all they know is that their Portfolios have been growing exponentially under the Trump presidency. Truth be told LEAKER, Sarkes is one of these Old, Rich, White Guys with a Stock Portfolio.

LEAKER: I see what you mean Sarkes, that makes a lot of sense.

Sarkes: Then you have the African Americans. Like Trump said to the African American community…”Vote for me, what the Hell do you have to lose”. Kenya West, Diamond and Silk, and the Black Guy at Trump rallies have convinced that African American community that Trump is their savior. The African American community could care less that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a Mental Defect.

And most people think that Hispanics hate Trump for his actions on Immigration, but this is not all Hispanics. As an example, Cubans love Trump.

LEAKER: Sarkes, you sure have a grasp on the Big Picture don’t you.

Sarkes: Indeed LEAKER, no go back and get me solid evidence that Trump is an Unstable Moron and has a Mental Defect. And Sarkes will need several cooperating witnesses. Got it. And remember, only call Sarkes using the Burner phones.

LEAKER: Got it Sarkes, thank you.

Trump’s Eulogy for John McCain

Executive Summary:

– A Source in the White House, Leaker, leaked a copy of the Orange Orators planned Eulogy for John McCain’s Memorial Service

– Alas, the Golden Preacher was not invited so the Eulogy was not delivered

The Orange Orator writes a Eulogy to John McCain

First, Sarkes is a upset. Sarkes had thought that his Source in the White House, Leaker, was feeding Sarkes and Sarkes Corner EXCLUSIVE stories out of the White House.

In this case, Leaker sent a copy of the Orange Pontificators Eulogy to Tom Toles of the Washington Post. Perhaps the Washington Post, owned by Billionaire Jeff Bezos, offered more money to Leaker than Sarkes for this story. Sarkes pays NO money for stories as Sarkes Corner is a low budget operation.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributors, Ashok Agrawal and Peggy Morgan, Subscribers to the Washington Post, for sending this to Sarkes.

Washington Post publishes Trumps Eulogy

In any case, the Eulogy was never delivered as the Golden Mouthpiece was not invited to John McCain’s Memorial Service at the National Cathedral. All was not lost, the Orange Duffer was able to get in a round of golf at his Trump International Golf course in Virginia.

The Orange Duffer gets a round in during the Memorial Service

WARNING WARNING WARNING: Since the Orange Windbag is wordy, his planned Eulogy to John McCain below is long, but worth the read. WARNING WARNING WARNING

Published by Tom Toles in the Washington Post:

Donald Trump’s Eulogy to John McCain (Draft, never delivered)

We are gathered here today to listen to me speak. I have many things to say, all of them valuable. And true. Very, very true. No Fake News like the Enemy of the People.

We have been reminded that life does not last forever, but I should point out to you that I myself am very much still alive, both personally and politically. I am the healthiest President in History. The angry Democrats working for the out-of-control Mueller investigation have done their best, in their Witch Hunt, to hurt me politically, but here I am. I have accomplished more than any other President in History, History!

But enough about me. We are here to remember what John McCain thought about me. Not enough. They say “speak no ill of the dead,” but what about “speak no ill of the president”? That’s important, too. More important. Not everybody seems to have heard it.

A lot has been said already about heroism and loyalty. As for loyalty, Sen. McCain wasn’t loyal to me. And I shouldn’t need to point out that I won the presidency, and he didn’t. But I will point it out, because it’s true. And I won with the largest majority in U.S. history, larger even than the majority won by the legendary Abe Lincoln and all the other Republican presidents — put together. Sen. McCain didn’t win at all, and some call him a hero!

What is heroism? Heroism is having the courage to put the White House flag back up to full-staff, even as disloyal aides kept trying to keep it at half-staff. Half-staff is surrender, essentially the same as being captured in war, like McCain. Where was his loyalty to me, where was he? Disloyal. Put the flag back up to full-staff.

I don’t mean to be critical. We have to remember that we are all Americans, and that as Americans we need to come together and support the president, no matter the personal sacrifice required. When we think of sacrifice, we should think of making them for me. I do. I sacrifice every day for me and my family.

Yes, Sen. McCain and I had our disagreements, but at the end of the day, I won the all the arguments, by a record amount. So let the American flag fly proudly, over my office, at full-staff, and let that be a lesson to you all. Goodby John McCain, we can now repeal ObamaCare.

(End of Eulogy)