Cracker Endorses Cadillacs

Executive Summary:

  • A 70-year-old Florida Cracker was driving on a highway standing through the sun roof, and speeding over 100 mph
  • Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Bureau Chief and sister Cindy Mamelian for another bizarre story about a Florida Cracker, aka, Florida Man.

A Florida Cracker is normally a docile species, Salt of the Earth if you will.  But, when a Florida Cracker starts drinking or taking drugs, it’s all bets off.  The Florida Cracker hopped-up is an accident waiting to happen. Normally the hopped-up Cracker wrecks havoc with a Gun or Knife.  That is not the case here.

Florida Highway Patrol Troopers arrested 70 year old Cracker Leonard Olsen after he was seen standing through a sun roof as the car continued to speed down Interstate 4 in Polk County.

Cracker Olsen driving down the highway, Hands Free

An off-duty Hillsborough County Sheriff’s deputy was behind Cracker Olsen when he stood up while driving westbound on I-4 at a high rate of speed.  Video captured Olsen standing up in a White Cadillac with his arms spread open.  The fact that this Cracker was driving a Cadillac is in itself strange, as we know that the vehicle of choice for Crackers are Pick Up Trucks with Gun Racks.  

In a sworn witness interview, the Hillsborough County Deputy said Oslen “bounced back and forth in the center lane…and sped up to over 100 miles per hour and slowed to about 40 miles per hour.”

When asked why he did it, Cracker Olsen told troopers he wanted to praise God.  “I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute, and I thought it would be nice at the time and that’s what I did.”  Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Cracker Olsen was just praising our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, God Bless

Justifying why he was not danger to the public, Cracker Olsen went on say:  “The car drivers itself and has a gigantic computer in it.”   Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

The new Cadillacs drive themselves and have Gigantic Computers 


Authorities might have determined Cracker Olsen’s motive when he said: “My wife treats me like a servant and she’s the mistress, Lock me up, I’d rather go to jail than go back home.”    Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Cracker Olsen was charged with reckless driving.  He remains in the Polk County Jail on a $21,000 bond as his wife refused to post his Bail.

Cracker Olsen cannot post bail and sits in the Hoosegow

More Cracker Antics

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida Crackerette pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop in Punta Gorda, FL.
  • Sarkes provides details left out of the national news reports of this story.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies and Florida Wildlife officials had to investigate a routine traffic stop in Punta Gorda, FL which is 45 miles north of Sarkeses Crib in Bontia Springs, FL. 

In the past, Sarkes has reported on Crackeretts hiding many things down their pants and in their Vaginas, including drugs and Heat (Guns).  But hiding a wild, Foot Long alligator by her Snatch is a first for Sarkes. 

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Beat Reporter and sister Cindy Mamelian for another bizarre story of antics by the Florida Cracker.  

Florida Cracker Michael Cody Clemons and Crackerette Ariel Michelle Marchan-Le Quire were driving a Blue Chevy Pickup truck in Punta Gorda when they ran a Stop sign at 3:15 am.  The Pickup truck is the vehicle of choice for the Florida Cracker, usually with a gun rack.  

The Pickup Truck, with Gun Rack, is the vehicle of choice for the Cracker

When Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies questioned Cracker Clemons, he said he and Marchan-Le Quire had been collecting frogs and snakes from under a nearby overpass.  When asked to see what they had captured, Cracker Clemons showed the Deputies a sack of 41 small three-stripe turtles.

41 small three-stripe turtles were rescued from the Cracker Perps

The Deputies then asked, “Do you have anything else?”  At that, Marchan-Le Quire pulled a foot-long alligator out of the yoga pants she was wearing. 

This foot long alligator was being hidden in the Yoga pants of the Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire

According to the incident report, the state’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission seized the animals and released them back into the wild. Cracker Clemons and Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire were cited for violations of state wildlife laws.

Now that is all on this story one would get if reading the standard news outlets.  But Sarkes Corner, Fair and Balanced, digs deeper when something doesn’t smell right, like the stench of wild turtles and an alligator.

After filing a request under the Freedom of Information Act, the Charlotte County Sheriffs office provide Sarkes a copy of the Police Report of this incident.  

From the Charlotte County Sheriffs police report, Sarkes learned that:

  • Sheriffs deputies approached the Pickup truck with caution given that it was 3:15 am and the Pickup had just ran a Stop sign.
  • The deputies reported that Cracker Clemons was cooperative but that something did not seem right with the passenger.
  • Deputies stated that while the passenger looked like a women (they spotted Ta Tas, the passenger also had a bulge in his/her pants.
  • Not yet having gone thru the required training for Florida Deputies on how to address Transgender Perps, these Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies called for Back Up.
  • The Deputies were relieved when Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire pulled the Foot Long Gator out of here pants.

Sarkes ponders that when the incident was over, did the relieved Charlotte County Deputy reflect on that classic quote from iconic actress Mae West when she said:  “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”

In her hay day, all men were happy to see Mae West

“Many People Say” Sarkes, did the Orange Lothario Tap Mae West?  Since Mae West died in 1980, it’s quite possible as Mae West was Blonde with Big Ta Tas, but we may never know.

It is quite possible that the Orange Bird Dog has Tapped Mae West as she was Blonde with Big Ta Tas

English is a Second Language for the Florida Cracker

Executive Summary:

  • Four White people in a Florida-based gang are accused of beating a Black gang member unconscious and tattooing a racial slur onto his neck, which they misspelled
  • English as a Second Language (ESL) should be taught to Crackers and Crackerettes in Florida Elementary Schools
  • While generally recognized as a Genius, every now and then, Sarkes learns more about his Florida Cracker neighbors and life in general

Sarkes had generally believed that Gangs were homogeneous, i.e., comprised of like people, people of the same ilk.  We are all familiar with Hispanic Gangs, Black Gangs, White Gangs (KKK), Italian Gangs (Mafia) and Rich Old White Men Gangs.  BUT, in Florida, there is apparently at least one gang that embraces Diversity.  This is so progressive. 

Hispanic Gangs are “Mean Hombres”

Black Gangs kill each other in Chicago

Old Rich White Man Gangs getting richer, celebrating TRICKLE DOWN

The Crazy White Boys gang, (CWB), in Marion County Florida, is a role model for Gangs in that it embraces Diversity with Cracker members, Women members and Black members.  Sarkes ponders the once the CWB embraced Diversity and welcomed Women and Black members, whey didn’t they change their name? Hmmmmm  Maybe the CWBs had a dwindling membership.  

White Gang members Luke Evans, Brandon Hayley and Mary Elizabeth Durham were charged with aggravated battery and armed robbery for attacking Black Gang member Michael Hart.  Black Gang Member Michael Hart told police that the Perps came to his home on the evening of Jan. 24 and shut the door. The Perps told Black Man Hart that  they planned to cover his  gang tattoo, “CWB” for Crazy White Boys, on his neck. Apparently, Black Man Hart had violated Gang rules.

The CWB Gang embraces Diversity

White Man Evans pulled out a knife and he and White Man Hayley held Black Man Hart down and began tattooing his neck. Black Man Hart tried to resist but was knocked out by White Man Hayley.  Black Man Hart woke up to find the message “F–k, Niger” tattooed on his neck.  Spelling is obviously not a strong suit for the Florida Gang Cracker as he meant to tattoo “F – – k, Nigger”.  Hmmmmmmmm

Black Man Hart said his hands were twisted and his butt hurt as though he had just been sodomized. He also saw blood, but couldn’t provide any more details about the alleged assault. His cell phone had also been stolen.

The Perps, White Gang members Evans, Haley, and Durham, were arrested for armed robbery and aggravated battery.  During their initial questioning by the  Marion County Sheriff’s Office, the Perps said said that they misspelled the tattoo and their intent was not to curse the landlocked West African nation, Niger.

Niger is a country in West Africa, close to where Obama was born

The Orange Diplomat calls Niger a “Shit Hole Country”

This is yet another example of the failed Elementary School systems in Florida.  Sarkes, a man of solutions, highly recommends that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, in addition to making “The Art of the Deal” a mandatory read in Junior High Schools, make English as a Second Language (ESL) a required course in Florida Elementary Schools.  Hmmmm, Sarkes ponders, is the Orange P-Grabber Tapping Betsy?

Betsy DeVos has no qualifications but does have big Ta Tas.  In this pic, the Orange Sniffer is pointing out Betsy’s qualifications

No friends, Sarkes does not make this stuff up.  Many of you have led sheltered lives and do not realize that people like these Perps live amongst us in America, each in their own way, Making America Great Again.

Low Speed Golf Cart Police Chase

Executive Summary:

  • A St. Louis man was arrested at a Florida Keys resort after a wild Golf Cart Police Chase.

What started as a routine Police chase of a Golf Cart quickly escalated into a dangerous Low Speed Chase.

Dangerous Low Speed Golf Cart Out of Control

Parks Thornton Terry, 32, of St. Louis, was spotted by security officers in a golf cart in the gated Ocean Reef resort neighborhood in Upper Key Largo in Monroe County, Florida.

Ocean Reef Resort in the Florida Keys, the scene of the Crime

“Many People Say, Sarkes, we know what a Florida Cracker is, but are there Crackers in St. Louis, MO, your old home town?”

The short answer is Yes.  There are Florida Cracker-Like people in St. Louis but they are not called Crackers.  Rather, the Florida Cracker-Like person in St. Louis is called a “Hoosier”.  This is not to be confused with the good citizens of Indiana.  

In St. Louis, the word Hoosier has a different, more derogatory meaning. A St. Louis Hoosier is an epithet of for anyone perceived as less cultured, low intelligence, rustic, bumpkin, redneck, hick, uncouth or unskilled person.

St. Louis Hoosier Parks Thornton Terry

Sarkes is pleased to clear that up.  But back on Point.  

When Police arrived, Hoosier Terry led them on a Low Speed Chase through the neighborhood while continuously giving them the thumbs up sign. He soon switched tactics, however, and put up his middle finger while driving erratically and yelling obscenities at the pursuing Federalies.

Like his hero, the Orange Ameba, Hoosier Terry gave Police the Two Thumbs Up

Like his hero, the Orange Dotard, Hoosier Terry gave Police the Middle Finger

Eventually, Terry arrived at a home where he was staying and went inside. A paramedic and a deputy knocked on the door, but a woman, Terry’s mother, Hoosierette/Crackerette Martha Wolfner, refused to let them in.

Police entered the home through a side door and soon a fisticuffs started between Hoosier Terry and the Officer.  Police eventually shocked Terry with a stun gun, and four law enforcement officers were eventually able to get handcuffs on him.

Police said that Hoosier/Cracker Terry continued to kick and began growling like a dog and rubbing his face in the broken glass on the floor.

Once in a patrol car, Police reported the smell of alcohol while Hoosier/Cracker Terry continued to yell curses and scream out to Jesus for help.  Hoosier/Cracker Terry refused a blood-alcohol breath test.

Hoosier/Cracker Terry was charged with DUI, fleeing from police, property damage, resisting arrest with violence and four counts of battery on a law enforcement officer or paramedic.

Like a Florida Cracker, when a St. Louis Hoosier is liquored up, nothing good can happen.  When a St. Louis Hoosier is liquored up AND driving a Golf Cart at Hight Speed, that is a formula for disaster.  At that point, praying to Jesus for help will not work.

Even Jesus Christ cannot help a drunken St. Louis Hoosier

Sarkes sympathizes with Hoosier/Cracker Terry.  His name, “Parks Thornton Terry”, probably made hi the victim of bullying by Bully Hoosiers when he was growing up in St. Louis.  This young Hoosier had a Last Name for a First Name and a First Name for a Last Name.  He could never recover.

St. Louis Hoosier Bullies make the Orange Bully seem like a Pacifist

Crackers Should Watch CSI

Executive Summary:

  • A 1998 slaying went cold for 20 years, until the Cracker Suspect applied for a job
  • The Cracker Perp would be free today if he had just watched CSI

Thanks to Florida Bureau Chief and sister Cindy Mamelian for another story of the Florida Cracker, aka, Florida Man.

This is a tragic story, but a story none the less, about the intelligence of the Florida Cracker, who, “Many People Say” are at the bottom of the human intelligence food chain.  

This Tale started with the murder of Sondra Better 20 years ago in Delary Beach, FL.  The perpetrator seemed to vanish without a trace.

Victim Better was working alone at Lu Shay’s Consignment Shop when a man came into the store and killed her.  Although a witness saw the Perp and the Perp left behind a trail of his own blood and fingerprints, police weren’t able to catch him — until he applied for a job 20 years later.

During the investigation of Better’s murder, fingerprints lifted at the crime scene, were entered into the Automated Fingerprint Identification System (AFIS) database.  Two decades passed without any matches. DNA samples from 36 men also came up empty.

Police finally got a hit when Cracker Todd Barket, 51, of Brandon, Florida, submitted his fingerprints as part an application for a nursing assistant job.

Cracker Barket lived about 8 miles from the consignment shop at the time of the 1998 killing. His fingerprints and blood matched the samples found at the crime scene, and he fit the description that an eyewitness provided, authorities said.

Cracker Barket is not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Cracker Barket was arrested at his home and is being held in Hillsborough County Jail without bond until he’s extradited to Palm Beach County.

Cracker Barket apparently thought that he had avoided the long arm of the law having been on the lam for 20 years.  Apparently, Cracker Barket does not watch CSI, or CSI Miami, or CSI New York.  If he had, he would have never applied for a job where he had to submit Finger Prints or take a Blood Test.  

Cracker Barket would be free today had he watched CSI

Another Dumb Cracker is headed to the Hoosegow.  

Cracker Barket doing the Perp Walk

Florida Man

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes has been reporting on the antics of the Florida Cracker for years.
  • Just recently, the main stream media has discovered the stupid things that the Florida Crackers do every day, and have Labeled the Florida Cracker – FLORIDA MAN!

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and sister Cindy Mamelian for this story about FLORIDA MAN.  Cindy has been infatuated and befuddled with the Florida Cracker, FLORIDA MAN, for years (Note:  FLORIDA MAN could be a woman).  Sarkes has been reporting on the stupid antics of his Florida Cracker neighbors for years, this is nothing new.  The rest of the mainstream media is just now catching up with Sarkes and Sarkes Corner. 

The FLORIDA MAN is a bit of an enigma. A Florida Cracker can be The Salt of the Earth, dependable, peaceful…………until FLORIDA MAN gets all liquored up.  A Florida Cracker drunk is dangerous.  A Florida Cracker drunk and packing Heat is an accident waiting to happen.

It seems that every day there is a story that involves a Florida Cracker shooting something / somebody, or screaming incomprehensible babble, or getting arrested. 

FLORIDA MAN has been busy in 2019.  Below are real Headlines, no FAKE NEWS in Sarkes Corner, many of which have already been reported in Sarkes Corner.  Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.

Florida Man Shooting at a Target in Backyard Hits Neighbor Sitting at Dining Room Table

Florida Man Doesn’t Get Straw, Attacks McDonald’s Employee

Florida Man Killed Ex-Girlfriend While Trying to ‘Get Rid of the Devil’

Florida Man Intentionally Drove His Car Into Ocean At Top Speed

Florida Man Denies Syringes Found in Rectum Are His (this could be Sarkeses favorite)

Florida Man Arrested After Argument Over Cheesesteak

Florida Man loves any sandwich with Red Meat

Florida Man Accused of Burning Son to Teach Him Lesson About Fire

Florida Man Allegedly Fooled Family Into Believing Murdered Wife Was Still Alive

Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest

Florida Man Threatens to Kill Man With ‘Kindness,’ Uses Machete Named ‘Kindness’

Florida Man Causes Highway Crash, Steals Good Samaritan’s Truck Who Stopped To Help

Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Can’t Recall As He ‘Drinks 18-20 Beers’ Before Talking to the Children

Florida Man was run over by a Patrol Car While Lying in Road to Watch the Lunar Eclipse

Florida Man Caught Exposing Himself in Walmart Pillow Aisle

Florida Man Learns Hard Way He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids (another Sarkes favorite)

Like Cheech and Chong once said:  “Man these drugs are good Shit!”

North Florida Man Beat, Pepper Sprayed Mom Because ‘She Was a Narcissist’

‘Trump will handle it.’ Florida Man Has Warning After Harassing Iraqi Neighbors

Florida Man Driving Unregistered ATV Ran Over his Dog

Florida Man Finds a WWII Grenade, Places It in His Truck, Drives to Taco Bell

Florida Man Accused of Robbing Chinese Restaurant at Finger Point

Florida Man Spent Weeks in Jail for Heroin That Was Actually Detergent

Florida Man Stabbed in the Back at Gainesville Bar Over Remark on a MAGA Hat

Florida Man Attacked Sister, Bit Cop After Someone Touched His Cigar

Florida Man Dances Through DUI Sobriety Test

Florida Man is all too familiar with the Traffic Stop Sobriety Check

Florida Men Accused of Smearing Feces on Crunch Fitness Bathroom, Sauna

Florida Man Tried to Run Over Son Because He Didn’t Want to Take a Bath

Florida Woman’s Maternity Photo Includes Alligator, Shotgun, Bud Light

Florida Man Recorded Himself Having Sex with Dog

Florida Man Throws Burrito in Woman’s Face, Cops Say. And This Has Happened Before

Florida Man Fights To Keep Last $809 After IRS Seizes Bogus $980,000 Tax Refund

Florida Man Caught on Camera Licking Doorbell

Florida Man Claiming People Were “Eating His Brains” Leads Police on Insane Golf Course Chase

Florida Man Arrested with Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables

The Oscar Meyer Lunchable is the perfect place to store Cocaine

Florida Man Charged After Pointing Laser at Helicopter

Rattlesnake-carrying Florida Man Claims to be ‘Agent of God’

Florida Man Fights Coyote Off With Coffee Cup: ‘I smashed him’

Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Building Window

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend

Florida Man Arrested After Hitting Dad with Pizza Because He Was Mad

Florida Man Who Allegedly Threatened Family with Coldplay Lyrics Ends Standoff After SWAT Promises Him Pizza

Florida Man loves his Pizza and Beer

Arrested Florida Couple Pleasure Each Other In Back Of Cop Car

Florida Man Sprayed Other Inmates with Urine

Florida Man refused Service in a Sarasota Bar because he was wearing a Red MAGA Hat

Florida Man faked robbery to get out of work at Hardee’s

Wow, and that was only for the first few months of 2019!  Sarkes will need to hire more investigative reporters if FLORIDA MAN keeps this up.

Remember, FLORIDA MAN is innocent until proven guilty by a Jury of his Cracker Peers.

Florida Man welcomes everyone to Florida, The Gunshine State

A Crackerette goes on a Racist Rant

Executive Summary:

  • Uh, what, hum, ummmm, oh my, did she really say that, …..

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze. 

A drunk Florida Cracker is an accident waiting to happen.  Such is the case of an inebriated Crackerette in Volusia County (Daytona Beach), FL.  

A Black Sheriffs Deputy, Brandon King, pulled over Crackerette Julie Edwards, on suspicion of a DUI.  Unfortunately for Crackerette Edwards, the entire confrontation was recorded on the Black Deputies’ Body Camera.

Crackerette Edwards is a racist.  Uh, what, hum, ummmm, oh my, did she really say that, …..

Crackerette Edwards was recorded ranting to Black Deputy King:

“My KKK friends will burn your family. You should never be here in the first place. Ever been whipped on a whipping post? Ain’t a damn thing wrong with a burning cross in your yard, is there?”

Uh, what, hum, ummmm, oh my, did she really say that, …..

Sarkes had to read the story again to make sure that this was a recent incident and not a story from the 1960’s.  Note:  Millennium subscribers to Sarkes Corner need to brush up on how African Americans were treated in the 1960’s and the antics of the Klu Klux Klan (KKK).

In the 1960’s, the KKK would burn crosses to intimidate Black people

While processing the arrest, Racist Crackerette Edwards continued her rant to Black Deputy King:

“You are f – – king with the wrong white people, KKK’s got your ass, boy, you n – – – ers should’ve never been let out of slavery.  You f*cked up. Hope you don’t have no kids. You know what’s gonna happen to you now? You don’t want to know. You’re done. You don’t f – ck with little white girls. Your eyes will be poked out, you know.”

Uh, what, hum, ummmm, oh my, did she really say that, …..

Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood said: “Watch this video if you need any more proof that there’s no expiration date on ignorance.”

Great summary Sheriff Chitwood.  

Racist Crackerette Edwards was arrested for driving under the influence, resisting an officer without violence, making a threat against a law enforcement officer, and refusing to submit for testing.

Sarkes is on record, in America, we have Rights; free speech, packing heat, …… and the Right to be stupid.

Yeh, for those of you who live in a protective bubble, there are MILLIONS of Julie Edwards out there, and they seem to be coming out from under their Rocks in record number these days, MAGA.

The video of Racist Crackerette Edwards rant:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=souIE2uZm1g 

Cracker Shot for Snoring

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida Crackerette was charged with shooting her Cracker boyfriend with shotgun over his loud snoring
  • Yup, you read that right, the Cracker snored to loudly

Thanks to Sarkes Corner and Sister Cindy Mamelian who specializes on reporting on the Florida Cracker.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  The Florida Cracker is a peaceful being until they start drinking.  A Cracker under the influence is dangerous.  A Cracker under the influence AND Packing Heat is an accident waiting to happen.

A Florida Crackerette, Lorie Morin, 47, shot her live-in boyfriend with a shotgun during an alcohol fueled argument stemming from his loud snoring.  Crackerette Morin,was charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She remains jailed without bond.

Lori Morin is a Heat Packing Crackerette who drinks too much

Deputies arrived at the home and found Crackerette Morin’s boyfriend lying in a pool of blood at the foot of the bed on the master bedroom floor. He had been shot in the right armpit area.  Ouch

Crackerette Morin told deputies she and her Cracker Boyfriend had been drinking rum and playing rummy.  She told deputies that she was handing her boyfriend her loaded 20-gauge shotgun so she could retrieve a heavy box when it accidentally discharged, striking him.  Yeah Right.

A 20-guage shot gun, the weapon of choice for the Florida Crackerett

The Cracker Boyfriend had a different story.  In a sworn recorded statement, the Cracker said the shooting stemmed from a confrontation over his snoring.  Crackerette Morin followed him into the bedroom, arguing about his snoring……..and then she pointed the shotgun at his head.

As the Cracker Boyfriend attempted to leave, he heard a loud boom and woke up lying in a pool of blood with excruciating pain coming from his right armpit area.  Ouch.

Crackerette Morin was arrested and taken to jail. The Cracker remains hospitalized and is stable.

Cracker Mayor Going to the Hoosegow

Executive Summary:

  • A SWAT team went to a Cracker mayor’s house with a warrant 
  • The Cracker mayor opened fire on the SWAT Team

The mayor of Port Richey, Florida, is lucky he’s not dead after firing two shots at a SWAT team at his house to serve a warrant.

Dale Massad, who was elected mayor in 2015, was arrested by officers from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) and accused of practicing medicine without a license. He now also faces two charges of attempted murder.

Dale Massard, Mayor by day, Doctor by night

No one was hurt at Massad’s home after the predawn incident in which the sheriff’s SWAT officers were assisting FDLE.

According to a complaint affidavit, SWAT officers knocked several times on the front doors of the mayor’s home.  Upon entering the Mayor’s home, a SWAT member set off a flash bang grenade inside the doorway.

The SWAT officers then heard two shots and retreated behind an armored vehicle.  The mayor had a gun in his hand, so officers ordered him to drop the weapon.

Sarkes always says, “Don’t F with a SWAT Team”

Sherrif Ralph Nocco said:  “If somebody is firing at us we have every means and every right to fire back at them.  They did what they thought was appropriate at the time. He’s lucky he’s not dead.”

Authorities said Massad, 68, was in jail Thursday. It is unclear whether he has an attorney. Massad relinquished his medical license in 1992 but was still practicing medicine. Patients were coming to his home, the agency said in a news release.

Mayor / Doctor Massard is in the Hoosegow

“He had performed medical procedures at his residence, with one procedure requiring additional hospital treatment for the patient,” the statement said.

Sheriff Nocco described Massad as a wolf in sheep’s clothing.  “This suspect is a known drug user. This suspect had multiple weapons in his house.  This suspect has a previous history of violence. That’s who we were dealing with today,” said Nocco. “I used to be up in DC area. They had Marion Barry up there. I mean this is Port Richey’s version. I mean he is an individual that you wouldn’t believe would be in office.”

Dale Massard is a Marion Barry Wannabe 

Young Cracker in Training

Executive Summary:

– A Cracker Family was pulled over by Tallahassee Police
– A Cracker Toddler walks over to police with hands up

Sarkes thanks Canadian neighbor Dennis Parras for this story that has gone viral. You see, Dennis, a Canadian, lives in the same gated community as Sarkes and is insulated from the Florida Cracker. As such, Sarkes had to provide a personal, detailed, explanation of this story. Canadians do not understand the Cracker.

Sarkes asks you to see the viral video of this Cracker / Police confrontation by putting the following into your Browser: “Florida Toddler gets out of car with hands up”. This is evidence that Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.

The story:

A toddler in a pickup truck, the vehicle of choice for the Florida Cracker, that was stopped by police in Tallahassee complied with officers’ demands to exit the vehicle with her hands up, even though she was only two years old, two!

Video of the incident has gone viral. The video shows police officers pointing their guns at the truck and yelling at its occupants “Put your hands in the air” and “Get out of the truck.”

Lowly and Beholy, the toddler then follows the police officer’s instructions, walking over to police officers with her arms in the air. An officer meets the girl and picks her up.

The Infant Crackerette followed Policeman’s orders

More Infant Crackertte, what a good little girl, cute

Police Chief Michael DeLeo said officers had been responding to a report of a shoplifting incident in which a gun was seen. Tallahassee officers pulled over the suspect’s truck.

Among those inside the truck were 2 Crackers, a Crackerette, and two infant Crackers a 2-year-old girl and 1-year-old boy.

Unexpectedly, the two-year-old infant Crackerette climbed out of the truck and imitated her parents by walking to the officers with her hands raised.
The bodycam footage shows a police officer talking sweetly to the girl as she walked away from the pickup truck.

“Sweetie, you put your hands down. You’re fine. You’re fine. C’mon to Mommy,” the officer said. A pellet gun was found in the back seat of the vehicle where the toddler was sitting. It’s unknown at this time if the toddler Cracker owned the pellet gun.

Crackers Chad Bom and James McMullen were arrested on shoplifting charges.

Sarkes Analysis:

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, what a sad story. These Florida Cracker Criminals put their infant children in harms way by committing a crime and then exposing their infant children to armed police.

Sarkes warns, don’t jump to conclusions. Sarkes connects Dots were most cannot even see the Dots. Such is the case here.

Sarkes connects Dots when most cannot see the Dots

Dot 1: Crackers all Pack Heat, so even though the gun used in this crime was a Pellet Gun, store employees, and Police, had to assume that the Perp Crackers had real heat.

Dot 2: Florida Crackers are usually on the lower end of the Socio, Economic, and Intelligence Food Chains and are benchmarks for the expression “Crime does not pay” and are often caught red handed.

Dot 3: Yes, while Crackers Pack Heat and Drink heavily, they are not necessarily bad parents. Crackers, like normal people, love their children.

Sarkes Connects these Dots: You see, while on the surface, it looks like these Crackers were bad parents, putting their infant children in harms way, they are actually Benchmark Parents for other Florida Crackers and Crackerettes with infant Children.

You see, these Cracker Parents obviously had trained their infant daughter to get out of the car with “Hands Up” when facing heavily armed police. You see, its not an IF, but a WHEN…….some day, this infant Crackerette grow up and will run afoul with the law. WHEN that happens, she will be well prepared to put her “Hands Up”.

A Florida Cracker, Hands Up

A Florida Crackerette, Hands Up

No, Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.