Niagara Falls

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes discusses Niagara Falls with the Orange Coxswain

Sarkes was recently on assignment in Niagara Falls and compared the American Falls to the Canadian Falls. There is no comparison, the Canadian Falls are far superior to the American Falls. Those of you who have been to Niagara Falls will agree. This motivated Sarkes to call the Golden Ameba.

Sarkes: “Mr. President, thank you for taking my call.”

Donald Trump: “Sarkes, it’s a pleasure. Why haven’t you come to Mir-a-Lago to play golf with me, you know you have an open invitation any weekend. Now I’m playing every weekend at my course in New Jersey as its too hot in Florida.”

Sarkes: “Thanks Mr. President, Sarkes will make sure to visit you in Mir-a-Lago soon. Mr. President, I wanted to talk to you about Niagara Falls. I was just up there and, to be quite honest with you, our American Niagara Falls stink when compared to the Canadian Niagara Falls, it’s not even close.”

Canadian and US Niagara Falls, no comparison

Donald Trump: “I hear you Sarkes, I wanted Donald Jr. to open a Trump International Hotel next to the American Niagara Falls and he convinced me that it was a Loooooooser. You know me Sarkes, America First!”

American Niagara Falls, pitiful

Donald Trump: “Do you have any recommendations Sarkes”

Sarkes: “Actually Mr. President, I do. I was thinking you could make congress put together an economic package to develop the American Niagara Falls to make it draw tourists not only from America but from Canada also. We would need to build roads, hotels, casinos, restaurants, theaters, and more. It makes no sense for American dollars being spent in Canada.”

Donald Trump: “Good point Sarkes, but you know those Do-Nothings in the House and Senate, they never do anything fast. I have a better idea.”

Donald Trump (to John Kelly): “John, get my man Vlads on the phone.”

John Kelly: “Sir, it’s the middle of the night in Russia, can this wait until morning in Russia?

Donald Trump: “John, Vlads is my buddy, in Helsinki, he told me to call him anytime and for any reason. This is important.”

John Kelly: “Ok Boss”.

A few minutes later:

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, mi Babushka, what can I do for you?”

Donald Trump: “Vlads, I need a little advise. I want to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls like you did Crimea. How did you pull of that off.”

Majestic Canadian Niagara Falls

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Donnie, you naught boy, I like it. Here is what you can do to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls:

“Claim that a majority of the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls are American when you count the Tourists. You can say that this has been historically American land. This should be easy to prove as your people spend Billions of US Dollars there.”

“A number of the businesses in the Canadian Niagara Falls are owned by American companies, this is one of your main reasons. The unrealistic, how you say, Uuuuuuuge, Canadian Taxes are unfair to your American Companies.”

Donald Trump: “Sounds simple Vlads, but how do I get my great American Army into the Canadian Niagara Falls?”

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): “Again, Simple Donnie. You plant some operatives in the population of the Canadian Niagara Falls and have them organize Protests, Marches and Riots against the Canadian Government. The Canadian Government will send in Troops to stop the riots. That will be your reason to send troops across the border to annex the Canadian Niagara Falls., you are protecting your American tourists.”

Donald Trump: “Thanks Vlads, I’ll see you in Washington in a few months. I really wanted you to come to our Big, Beautiful, Military Parade, it will put yours to shame, but my staff are advising against it.”

Vlads Putin (via an interpreter): (Laughing), Oh Donnie, you are something else. Proshchay. (Putin hangs up and says to an aid) “What a f – – king moron.”

Donald Trump: “There you have it Sarkes, done deal. See you at Mir-a-Lago. (Trump hangs up the phone)

Sarkes: “Un, duh, what, huh, oh my”

Packing 3D-Printed Heat

Executive Summary:

– A Texas company is cleared to put 3D-printed gun designs online
– Sarkes warns, we are on the edge of that slippery slope

Somewhere in the Great Beyond, our Founding Fathers are sitting around a table pondering the mistake they made when crafting the 2nd Amendment which states: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

You see, in 1789, the year of our Constitution, common Heat included Muskets and Flintlock Pistols. These weapons had a one-round magazine capacity and could fire about 2 rounds per MINUTE in the hands of the most skilled shooter.

Muskets Circa 1789

Thanks to our Supreme Court and the NRA, America has evolved from Muskets to AR-15’s with 30 Round Magazines. An AR-15 can shoot over 100 rounds per MINUTE, 100 rounds!

AR-15 Circa 2018

And now, we are in the early stages of producing Heat made on a 3D Printer. 3D-printed guns are made of a hard plastic and are simple to assemble, easy to conceal, and tough to trace.

3D Printed Hand Gun
3D Printed Automatic Weapon

After spending years fighting the federal government for the right to do so, a Texas company, Defense Distributed, was given the green light to post blueprints online showing people how to make 3D-printed guns from the comfort of their home. This was made possible due to the gun-friendly environment created by the Orange Rifleman.

The Orange Rifleman packing an AR-15

Gun SAFETY advocates, and some law enforcement officials, are appalled. They are worried that this is exactly what criminals and terrorists want: guns that can’t be flagged by metal detectors, don’t have serial numbers to trace, and don’t require the usual background checks.

The argument FOR 3D-printed Heat is that these weapons will NOT be desired by criminals since the 3D-printers needed are expensive and the firearms they produce aren’t very durable.

Larry Keane, executive director of the National Shooting Sports Foundation, which represents gun manufacturers states: “If you’re a Gang Banger in L.A., are you going to go out and spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a printer to print a gun that doesn’t work very well or are you just going to steal one. Criminals can obviously go out and steal guns or even manufacture quote-unquote real guns, not 3D printed”. Larry Keane is another Rich, Old, White Guy, so he must know what he is talking about.

Old White Gun Advocate Larry Keane

Duh, oh, uh, huh, what, oh, my, huh.

Sarkes, a recovering Liberal, is having some challenges on the Orange Brick road to becoming a card carrying Conservative. This gun stuff is a Uuuuuuge pothole for Sarkes. Don’t the 2nd Amendment, NRA Lemmings understand that the risk from 3D-printed Heat is NOT the LA Gang Banger, rather the well funded, home grown White Supremacist terrorist, or the well funded, stereotypical Muslim terrorist?

Islamic Jihadist Terrorist with a 3D Gun
White Supremacist Terrorist with a 3D Weapon

Load and Lock America, Load and Lock your 3D-printed Heat.

The Many Faces of Welfare

Executive Summary:

Welfare in America today crosses all racial, economic, and demographic boundaries.

1. Welfare for the Inner City Single Mothers:

Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC) was a federal assistance program in effect from 1935 to 1996 created by the Social Security Act to provide financial assistance to children whose families had low or no income.

The program grew from a minor part of the social security system to a significant system of welfare administered by the states with federal funding. AFDC was criticized for offering incentives for women to have children, and for providing disincentives for women to join the workforce. In 1996, AFDC was replaced by the more restrictive Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) program.

An Inner City Welfare Mother

2. Welfare for Health Care for the Poor:

Medicaid is a joint federal and state program that helps with medical costs for people with limited income and resources. Medicaid also offers benefits not normally covered by Medicare, like nursing home care and personal care services. Medicaid is a government insurance program for persons of all ages whose income and resources are insufficient to pay for health care.

Medicaid is the largest source of funding for medical and health-related services for people with low income in the United States, providing free health insurance to 74 million low-income and disabled people, 74 million! That’s 23 percent of the US population.

Of the 74 million Poor people who receive Medicaid, the major categories include; 46% are children, 15% are Disabled, 12% are Senior Citizens who also receive Medicare, and 2% are Institutionalized.

A Suburban Disabled Person on Medicaid

3. Welfare for Farmers as the result of the Orange Negotiator’s Tariffs:

The Amber Waves Of Grain announced a $12 billion in emergency aid to farmers caught in an escalating trade war, seeking to temper growing Republican dissent over the escalating Tariff Wars.

The $12 billion aid package (Welfare for Farmers) is designed to help farmers facing tariffs in China, Mexico and other countries that imposed the levies on U.S. products in response to the Golden Negotiators tariffs on imported steel and aluminum. It is the latest sign that growing trade tensions between the United States and other countries are unlikely to end soon.

A Rural Soy Bean Farmer receiving Tariff Welfare

So, Welfare in America today is given to Urban, Suburban, Rural Americans who are Black, Brown, Yellow, Red, that are unemployed, or Disabled and even to able bodied Farmers. God Bless America.

Jesus Drank Wine

Executive Summary:

A Florida Crackerette defends her drunk driving using Cracker logic: “Jesus drank wine and so did I”

– This drunk driving suspect says she’s just a follower of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ

– Sarkes connects Dots where most cannot even see the Dots

– Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.

A Cracker who is inebriated is a problem. An inebriated Cracker driving a car is a formula for disaster. Inebriated Cracker Drivers who get their marching orders from our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ while driving a car is, well, off the scales in Biblical proportions.

After a night of boozing, Florida Crackerette, Nicole Ann Mintner, defended herself to police by telling arresting officers that “Jesus drank wine and so did I.”

Deputies said they found the 45-year-old Crackerette asleep at the wheel inside a silver Dodge with her hazard lights activated and engine running in Sumter, Florida. Sumter is between Orlando and Ocala, smack dab in the Heart of Cracker / Trump country.

A drunk Florida Cracker, who is also under the influence of Our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, presents a unique challenge for Law Enforcement officers:

During police interviews, Crackerette Mintner reportedly refused to take off her sunglasses and slapped an officer twice.

Crackerette Minter told officers that she had taken Xanax then later admitted to drinking alcohol after four empty sangria bottles were found in her center console.

When Crackerette Mintner was placed under arrest, she continuously screamed and threatened to urinate while en route to Sumter County Hoosegow.

At the Hoosegow, officers attempted to perform field sobriety tests on Minter but she kept talking over them singing “Amazing Grace.”

Crackerette Minter was not finished. She threw her socks at a camera recording the sobriety tests and exposed herself to the officers, removing her right breast from her shirt and revealed it to the camera and jail staff.

“Many People Say” Sarkes, a drunk Cracker getting arrested for DUI is a daily occurrence in the GunShine State, what makes this a Sarkes Corner worthy story?

Sarkes connects dots where most do not even see the dots. With the retirement of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, his replacement will be Ultra Conservative. The Freedom of Religion portion of the 1st Amendment will take on a whole new meaning with our new Conservative Supreme Court. Crackerette Minters case is an example. “Jesus drank wine and so did I” could be a defense that keeps inebriated, God Fearing Christians out of the Hoosegow.

Florida Crackerette Nicole Ann Mintner
Jesus drank Wine

Stand Your Ground in the Gunshine State

Executive Summary:

– A Florida White Cracker shot and killed a Black Man during parking lot dispute

– Is this George Zimmerman killing Trayvon Martin revisited?

Sarkes thanks Sarkes Corner Contributor David “Shep” Schepers on this story from Florida, the Gunshine State.

WARNING WARNING WARNING….The Pictures at the end of this article are real and may be disturbing to some readers of Sarkes Corner…….WARNING WARNING WARNING

A deadly shooting at a convenience store in Clearwater, Florida started from an argument over a parking spot.

Michael Drejka, a White, Cracker, confronted a woman, Britany Jacobs, who parked in an Handicap parking space outside a grocery store. Cracker Drejka confronted Jacobs because she did not have a Handicap parking permit.

The woman’s boyfriend, Markeis McGlockton, a Black Man, was inside the store to buy his 5-year-old son a candy bar. Black Man McGlockton exited the store to defend his girlfriend and shoved Cracker Drejka to the ground.

Cracker Drejka responded by taking out a pistol and shooting Black Man McGlockton in the chest. Black Man McGlockton, injured, ran back into the store. His son was standing at the front door, watching the entire incident. Black Man McGlockton was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

Cracker Drejka has a legal concealed weapon permit holder and will not be charged because the incident falls under the Gunshine state’s Stand Your Ground law. Stand Your Ground allows someone to use deadly force if they believe it necessary to prevent death or great bodily harm.

Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said: “He (Cracker Drejka) told deputies that he had to shoot to defend himself. Those are the facts and that’s the law. No matter how you slice it or dice it that was a violent push to the ground.”

Huh, uh, oh, huh?……????

Black Man McGlockton’s girl friend Jacobs said that Drejka was getting away with murder. “How is this ‘Stand Your Ground’ law?” she asked. “It’s not! Markeis pushed him, how does that justify a bullet?”

This is not the first time that Cracker Drejka has instigated an argument over a Handicap Parking spot. Rick Kelly said that two months ago he was at the same store and parked in the same handicapped spot. He said he saw Drejka walking around his vehicle checking to see if he had a Handicap Parking permit, which he didn’t.

Kelly said that during the ensuing argument Drejka threatened to shoot him. Cracker Kelly said: ”It’s a repeat, It happened to me the first time. The second time it’s happening, someone’s life got taken. He provoked that.”

Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri continued: “What’s relevant is not whether this guy’s a good guy, nice guy, or whether he’s a jerk, or whether he’s a thorn in people’s side and what he’s done, whether it’s three weeks ago, three months ago or three years ago. What’s relevant and the only thing we can look at here is was he in fear of further bodily harm”.

Huh, uh, oh, huh?……????

Sarkes connects the DOTs as only he can:

George Zimmerman, a White man, Neighborhood Watch, shoots and Kills a Black Man Trayvon Martin, who had just bought candy from a convenience store, and is free because to the Gunshine State’s Stand Your Ground Law.

Michael Drejka, a White man, Parking Lot Watch, shoots and Kills a Black Man Markeis McGlockton, who had just bought candy from a convenience store, and is free because to the Gunshine State’s Stand Your Ground Law.

Huh, uh, oh, huh?……????

Sarkes, a Constitutional Scholar, has failed to find a logical correlation between the 2nd Amendment and the Gunshine State’s Stand Your Ground Law.

Sarkes has failed to understand why his Florida neighbors Pack Concealed Heat.

Sarkes has failed to understand why anyone must die over a parking space.

Surveillance Camera captures Michael Drejka standing his ground
Markeis McGlockton killed
Sheriff Bob Gualtieri defending his Stand Your Ground decision

Must Watch TV; Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story

Executive Summary:

– The Paramount Network is debuting a Docuseries, Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story starting on July 30, 2018

– Sarkes highly recommends that subscribers to Sarkes Corner watch this Docuseries, this is Must Watch TV

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Sister In Law Ellen McCloskey for this heads up on an upcoming documentary television series set to premiere on July 30, 2018 on Paramount Network.

WARNING WARNING WARNING…This Sarkes Corner contains language not suitable of those 17 years or younger or Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists….WARNING WARNING WARNING

WARNING WARNING WARNING….This story contains normal street language used by the Black Man and may not be readily understood by White America. For interpretation, contact Sarkes Corner. Sarkes has several Black employees on staff who can interpret for you. WARNING WARNING WARNING

Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story, focuses on the killing of Trayvon Martin, an unarmed African-American teen, by Community Watch Volunteer George Zimmerman. The killing of Trayvon Martin helped spur the “Black Lives Matter” movement.

Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story will consist of six episodes and is being produced by Jay-Z, Executive Producer.

You know George Zimmerman:
Sarkes Corner Hall of Famer
Killer of Hoodie wearing, Skittle Eating, Ice Tea Drinking, Black Teens
Killer of Hoodie sales in Florida
Serial Abuser of all women including his wife and girlfriends
Poster Boy for the NRA.

The Docuseries delves into the tragic event which the network describes as “a story about race, politics, power, money and the U.S. criminal justice system.”

While in production, Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story was fraught with plenty of controversy caused by our boy George Zimmerman.

On December 16, 2017, George Zimmerman claimed that a production team for the series made unannounced visits to his parents’ and uncle’s homes in Florida in an attempt to get them on camera.

Our Man George alleged that the crew harassed his family and that they refused to pay his parents or family members if they participated in the series. He went on to remark that, “I know how to handle people who fuck with me, I have since February 2012.” Classic George Zimmerman, George never disappoints.

Our Man George did not stop there, saying that he holds producer Jay-Z responsible and that, “anyone who fucks with my parents will be fed to an alligator.” A day later, rap artist Snoop Doggie Dog commented, via Instagram post, “If one hair on jays hair is touched that’s when the revolution will b televised”. Snoop Doggie Dog went on to call Zimmerman a “Bitch ass muthafucca”.

On March 2, 2018, Jay-Z responded to Zimmerman’s threats in a rap verse in the song “Top Off” saying, “Meanwhile Georgie Porgie sinnin’ and sendin’ me threats/Save your breath, you couldn’t beat a flight of steps/Try that shit with a grown man/I’ll kill that fuckboy with my own hand”

On May 7, 2018, Zimmerman was charged with stalking a private investigator who had been working with the producers of the series. According to the investigator, Zimmerman contacted him with 21 phone calls, 38 text messages and 7 voicemails in two and a half hours.

More behind the scenes of Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story. Sources tell Sarkes Corner that Jay-Z reached out to Judge Judy to provide expert commentary on the George Zimmerman Trial that mesmerized America for months. Alas, Judge Judy turned down Jay-Z telling him that while she only works 52 days per year (for 45 Million per year), working a Docuseries like Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story, would be too disruptive to her schedule.

Sarkes has never heard of the Paramount Network, and needs to determine if he gets the Paramount Network on his Summit Fiber Optic TV in Bonita Springs. Again, Sarkes highly recommends that subscribers to Sarkes Corner watch this Docuseries. It’s Must Watch TV.

Poster for Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story
George Zimmerman doing one of many Perp Walks
Jay-Z, Executive Producer
Snoop Doggie Dog has Jay-Z’s Back

More Cracker on Cracker Violence

Executive Summary:

– A Florida man, 72, tries to mow down his neighbor with a tractor

– This shows that Cracker on Cracker violence is not limited to Packing Heat.

Thanks to Sarkes St. Louis friend Betty Wucher for this story about Cracker on Cracker violence in St. Augustine, FL.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze. Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.

Typically, Cracker on Cracker violence involves one or both Crackers Packing Heat. But, there are other forms of Cracker on Cracker violence like using broken beer bottles, knifes, and now………..Tractors.

A 72-year-old Florida man was arrested after he was caught on video chasing down his neighbor on a tractor during a dispute over a property dispute.

Cracker Howell Lamar Morris of St. Augustine was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

When officers arrived on scene, neighbor Cracker Scott Lynch, 53, told them he was arguing with Cracker Morris over property when Cracker Morris climbed onto his tractor and chased him yelling, “Run, you Fat Ass, Run.”

The video, filmed by Lynch’s wife, does verify that Cracker Lynch, is indeed, a Fat Ass. The video led to Cracker Morris’ arrest.

Huffing and Puffing, Cracker Lynch was able to escape when he entered his garage and shut the door.

Sarkes pondered, how could Cracker Morris, riding his tractor on full throttle, not run down Fat Ass Cracker Lynch? Sarkeses reached out to the University of Illinois School of Agriculture who analyzed the video. The answer was simple. Cracker Morris was riding a foreign made Kubota Tractor. Had Cracker Morris been riding an American Made John Deer Tractor, he would have easily mowed down Fat Ass Cracker Lynch.

The Orange Homesteader Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 15 @ 4:58AM

Thankfully, a great supporter of mine, Scott Lynch of Florida, is safe, but was almost killed by a neighbor, probably a Liberal, driving a Foreign tractor. Just goes to show that AMERICA MAKES THE BEST FARM EQUIPMENT, none better. Republicans make the best Farmers and Ranchers, and they only buy American Farm Equipment. Republican Farmers…..using American Farm Equipment…….Making America Great Again.

No shots fired, but one Fat Ass Cracker could have died from a heart attack.

Cracker Morris (on Tractor) running down Fat Ass Cracker Lynch
Mug Shot of Cracker Perp Howell Lamar Morris
An Inferior, Foreign Made Kubota Tractor
Superior American Made John Deer Tractor

More Breaking News, Earthquake in Simi Valley

Executive Summary:

– a 5.4, on the Richter Scale, earthquake shook Simi Valley, CA

– Sakes connected the Dots and determined why

Earlier today, a 5.4 earthquake shook Simi Valley, CA. Simi Valley is home to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. The Regan Library was built to withstand earthquakes with a magnitude of 8.5, so little damage was done.

The Reagan Library also houses the Boeing Air Force 1 that Reagan used. As with all Boeing products, this Air Force 1 was built Boeing tough and was not affected by the earthquake.

The United States Geological Survey (USGS) is the scientific agency of the United States government responsible for monitoring regions of our country susceptible to earthquakes. The USGS utilizes the most modern and sophisticated scientific equipment.

But in the case of the Simi Valley earthquake today, the USGS was befuddled. A spokesperson for the USGS said that their was no seismic activity in the area and no other indications that an earthquake would hit Simi Valley. The USGS could not assign cause for the Simi Valley earthquake.

It is common knowledge that Sarkes can connect Dots when most cannot even see the Dots. Such is the case here.

Sarkes ran a timeline and determined that the Simi Valley earthquake started shortly after The Orange Oligarchs joint Press Conference with Vladimir Putin. Note: The statements below will seem like Sarkes is making them up, but trust me, look up the transcript of the Press Conference.

At the Press Conference, the Golden Premier threw our Intelligence Community, FBI, the Republican Party, and the Truth under the Bus. The Orange Czar said:

“Our relationship (US and Russia) has never been worse than it is now. However, that changed as of about four hours ago. I really believe that.”

“I addressed directly with President Putin the issue of Russian interference in our elections. I felt this was a message best delivered in person. Spent a great deal of time talking about it. And President Putin may very well want to address it, and very strongly, because he feels very strongly about it, and he has an interesting idea.”

“I hold both countries responsible. I think that the United States has been foolish. I think we’ve all been foolish. … And I think we’re all to blame.””There was no collusion at all. Everybody knows it. And people are being brought out to the fore. So far that I know, virtually none of it related to the campaign. And they’re going to have to try really hard to find somebody that did relate to the campaign.”

“As you know, the whole concept of that came up perhaps a little bit before, but it came out as a reason why the Democrats lost an election which, frankly, they should have been able to win, because the Electoral College is much more advantageous for Democrats, as you know, than it is to Republicans.”

“But just to say it one time again — and I say it all the time — there was no collusion. I didn’t know the president. There was nobody to collude with. There was no collusion with the campaign.”

“We ran a brilliant campaign, and that’s why I’m President.”

“Well, our militaries do get along. In fact, our militaries actually have gotten along probably better than our political leaders, for years.”

“So let me just say that we have two thoughts. You have groups that are wondering why the FBI never took the server — haven’t they taken the server. Why was the FBI told to leave the office of the Democratic National Committee?”

“So I have great confidence in my intelligence people, but I will tell you that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today.”

Uh, Wow, so Sarkes started connecting the Dots. By the time the Putin / Trump finished the Press Conference, the seismic activity started in Simi Valley…………..right under the Reagan Presidential Library.

The reason: Our dear beloved President Reagan, who once said about the Russian Commies, “Trust but Verify” which really meant “I don’t trust these Commie Bastards”, started spinning in his grave. His spinning reached epic proportions, greater than the Proton Collider in Cern, Switzerland, which then caused the seismic reaction and 5.4 magnitude earthquake.

Ronald Reagan saved the world from Communism, but could even he have saved the new GOP, the Party of Trump?

The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, CA
The Reagan Library sustained little damage
Ronald Reagan’s Boeing Air Force 1, built tough
Ronald Reagan has lost his GOP to Trump

Breaking News – Putin / Trump Summit

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes provides behind the scenes, off Microphone, coverage of the Putin / Trump Summit

– Fox News and CNN can only dream of the coverage attained by Sarkes Corner

Transcript of the 1 on 1 Meeting between Putin and Trump:

Putin: I didn’t do it, Russia is offended.

Trump: Do what Vlads?

Putin: Anything you are going to say I did. And, I agree with you.

Trump: Agree with what?

Putin: It was Obama’s fault and, what you call then, the Democrats fault.

Trump: OK, then, that’s settled.

At their news conference later:

Trump: The Russians didn’t do it. It’s a ruthless Which Hunt by the Democrats.

Jim Acosta CNN: Do What?

Trump: I don’t take questions from Fake News Stations. Boris (Popov – TASS Russian News Agency)

Boris Popov from TASS: (thru an interpreter) Do What Mr. Trump?

Putin: (interrupting and in Russian) Nyet, Boris, Nyet

Trump: Vladimir and I have great respect for each other. We have agreed to denuclearize the world.

Putin: (whispering in Russian to his Foreign Minister) I didn’t agree to that.

Sergy Lavrov (Russian Foreign Minister whispering in Russian) Ignore him Boss, he’s a F – – king Moron.

John Kelly: OK, Press Conference over, we need to get back to Mir-a-Lago, er Washington.

John Bolton (whispering): Great Job Boss, you showed those Commie Basrards.

Tump and Putin congratulating each other after a Great Summit
Putin and Trump enjoying the Great Summer weather in Helsinki
Putin and Trump enjoying a Great Helsinki Hot Spring

Cut Donald Trump Some Slack

Executive Summary:

– Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media grade everyone of the Orange Professors Tweets

– A recent Golden Pulitzer Tweet, attacking those critical of his Typos, contained a Typo. Trump Misspelled used “POUR” when he should have used “PORE” in that Tweet.

The Orange Lecturer recently Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – Jul 3 @ 7:13PM
After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!

Uh oh, the Golden Tutor misspelled “POUR” in the tweet (……Fake News constantly like to pour over my tweets …..) after he bragged about his ability to write. Hours later, the Orange Educator corrected the Tweet using the correct spelling, “PORE”.

Even Merriam-Webster poked fun at the Golden Instructors mistake, providing the proper definitions to the Orange Commander in Tweets:
POUR OVER (original Tweet) – “to make expensive coffee”
PORE OVER (revised Tweet) – “to read or study carefully”

Before we criticize the Golden Savant for his writing malaprops, we forget all of his positive attributes. Just some of his positive attributes:

HONESTY – the Golden Rule is the most honest President we have had since Honest Abe Lincoln. Like Sarkes, our President is a Truth Machine.

CONSERVATISM – the Orange Bourgeois makes Ronald Reagan look like a Liberal Democrat. The GOP, formerly the Party of Reagan, is now the Conservative Party of Trump.

LIKABILITY -according to the Golden Amour, he is loved by Women, Blacks, Asians, Jews, Veterans, Native Americans, the Disabled, LGBTQs, and well, everyone except Hispanics. And even some Hispanics, Cubans, love the Orange Cupid.

WORLD LEADERSHIP – the Golden Eminence has the ultimate respect of countries all across the globe, well maybe not the predominantly Muslim countries, but they don’t count anyway. In just 2 days at the NATO meeting, the Orange Negotiator fixed NATO’s financial issues and all nations thanked him for holding them accountable for the financial commitments they had made.

DIPLOMACY – Any President can work with our Traditional Allies like Canada, Mexico, the UK, France, Germany, etc, but it takes a Special Kind of Leader, a Great Diplomat, to establish diplomacy with past Advisories, Totalitarians, Facists, Oligarths, and Dictators like Vlads Putin, Rodrigo Duterte, Recep Erdogan, and of course, Kim Jung Un. The Orange Ambassador is following his recipe for success documented in “The Art of the Deal” to make World Peace.

WORK ETHIC – The Golden Working Stiff accomplishes more in 4 days than Obama or the Bushes I and II could accomplish in 7 days. This Work Ethic allows the Orange Duffer to spend long weekends golfing in Mir-a-Lago to reenergize so he can hit it again for another productive 4 day work week. The Orange Alligator is the hardest working reptile in the Swamp.

So what do the Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media have left to knit pick? A few grammatical errors in some Tweets. While Sarkes does not condone or allow grammatical errors or sloppy composition in Sarkes Corner, given all of that the Golden Essayist has accomplished, Sarkes can give a pass on a malaprop or two, or three, in a Tweet.

The Orange Alligator, the hardest working Reptile in the Swamp
White House staff stand ready to review the Tweets