Special Edition, The 2nd Presidential Debate

Executive Summary:

–  The 2nd Presidential Debate is scheduled for Thursday, October 22

–  DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS JUNK TV

The 2nd Presidential Debate between the Orange Stable Genus and Sleepy Joe Biden will air on Thursday, October 22.  Sarkes warned you to NOT watch the 1st Debate but many of you disregarded Sarkeses Sage Advice and watched it any way.  Shame on you.  DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!!!!!

You should have listened to Sarkes, don’t screw up a second time

In an Award Winning Sarkes Corner posted on September 17, 2020 titled “Trump v Biden, The Presidential Debate” Sarkes predicted EXACTLY what would happen in the 1st Debate.  Of course, Sarkes was 1,000 Percent Correct.  DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!!!!!

Sarkes argues that NONE OF YOU are UNDECIDED, you know who will get your vote.  Heck, many of you have already voted.   So, why would you watch this garbage TV, WHY?  If, for some reason, you like to watch a Train Wreck, or 2 Septuagenarian interrupting and talking over each other, or other tragic events, you can get your instant gratification:

-If you have already voted for Trump or will be voting for Trump, watch Fox News Fair and Balanced or America One Network on Friday Morning.

-If you have already voted for Biden or will be voting for Biden, watch CNN and MSNBC on Friday Morning.

Sarkes will be watching Re Runs of Judge Judy (the Cased are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final).  But, Sarkes understands that some of you may not like Judge Judy.  So, watch Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Acorn, anything but this Stupid Debate. 

FINAL WARNING – DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THE 2ND DEBATE!!

Ronald McDonald and Ronald McDonald Donald both give the now famous 2 Thumbs Up
Bozo the Clown and Bozo Joe Biden both Football Fans, give the Touchdown Signal

The Nobel Prizes are RIGGED!

Executive Summary:

  • The Orange Peace Keeper was NOT selected for the Nobel PEACE Prize
  • Sarkes was NOT selected for the Noble Prize for LITERATURE
  • The Nobel selection process is RIGGED!, RIGGED!
  • Is the Nobel selection process biased against People of Color?

The various Nobel Prizes were recently announced.  FRONT RUNNERS in two Award categories, The Nobel Peace Prize (Donald J. Trump) and The Nobel Prize in Literature (Craig Sarkes Korkoian) were bypassed and less worthy Candidates were selected.  

These gross decisions by the Nobel Committees are Fake News, Alternate Facts, Phony, a Failed Take Down, Witch Hunt, Charade, Hoax, Hit Job, a Thousand Stabs, Sham, Scam, Set Up, Treasonous, Brutal Assassination, Harassment, Lynching, Triple Hearsay, Crusade, and a Terrible Thing.  

History will show that the Nobel Committees were wrong, and Donald J. Trump and Craig Sarkes Korkoian were 1,000 Percent worthy,  Perfect, Perfecto, Did Nothing Wrong.  Trump and Sarkes will be Completely  Exonerated, Completely Vindicated, Case Closed.

The Nobel Peace Prize

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is responsible for the Nobel Peace Prize. This committee is both the working body and the deciding body for the Nobel Peace Prize.   How could the Norwegian Nobel Committee turn on the Orange Aryan who is on record wanting fewer immigrants from “shit hole countries” and more from places like Norway, Norway!

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is loaded with Old, White, Mostly Men with a few Token Women

The 2020 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to The World Food Programme (WFP).  WHAT?!!  The World Food Programme is the food-assistance branch of the United Nations and the world’s largest humanitarian organization focused on hunger and food security. Founded in 1961, it is headquartered in Rome and has offices in 80 countries.  

Feeding the World’s Poor cannot compete with the Accomplishments of the Orange Profit

Sure, the WFP has done good work, but how can they top the fact that our Orange Kissinger brokered Peace in the Middle East, something that NO US President has ever accomplished.  Heck, not even our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ has been able to negotiate Peace in the Middle East.

The Orange King of the Jews was so confident that he had tens of thousands of autographed photos made, suitable for framing

Making matters worse is that The Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the  Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 is to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.  

Rubbing Salt in the Orange Wound is the fact that Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize, Oh The Humanity!

The Nobel Prize in Literature

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences of the Swedish Academy is the body that selects the winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature. 

Like the Norwegian Nobel Committee, the Royal Swedish Academy is loaded with Old, White, Mostly Men with a few Token Women

The 2020 Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to Louise Elisabeth Glück, an American poet and essayist. WHO?  Glück has won numerous major literary awards, including the Pulitzer Prize, National Humanities Medal, National Book Award, National Book Critics Circle Award, and the Bollingen Prize. From 2003 to 2004, she was Poet Laureate of the United States. 

Sure, Glück has an impressive resume, but she is NO SARKES

Sarkes has been overlooked the past few years by the biased Royal Swedish Academy.  Sarkes works tirelessly as a Fair and Balanced Journalist, a Truth Machine, serving Unbiased News to America as Editor in Chief of the fabled, award winning, Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes works tirelessly under adverse conditions to meet the deadlines for Sarkes Corner

So, BOTH Donald J. Trump AND Sarkes were spurned by the Nobel Committees.  What do they have in common? …………. both are esteemed Americans AND Men of Color.  Donald J. Trump (an Orange Man) and Sarkes (a Brown Man).

The Orange Oracle and Sarkes are both Men of Color AND Fans of Stormy Daniels

Sarkeses Source in the White House, LEAKER, sent Sarkes a transcript of an Emergency Meeting called by the Orange Maharajah in the aftermath of the Noble Prize announcements.

Mark Meadows – White House Chief of Staff:  Steve, Bill, thanks for showing up at such short notice.  The President is PISSED, and this is not Roid Rage from his Caronavirus Steroid treatments.

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary:  Mark, what’s this all about?  We have already cleared up the debacle of sending 1.4 Billion Dollars in Stimulus Recovery Checks to the Dead.

William Barr – Trump’s Personal Lawyer:  I hope this doesn’t take too long, I need to get those indictments rolling against Hunter Biden and Slo Mo Joe Biden.

Donald J. Trump barges into the Conference Room 15 minutes late.

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA:  What the F – – K!!!! Did you hear the news.  I did not win the Nobel Peace Prize.  The Sweeds or Norwegians gave the Peace Prize to some Food Bank, not even a person!  What the F – – K is that all about.  I bring Peace to the Middle East and what is my reward, NOTHING!!!!!  Not only is the US Election RIGGED, but so is the Nobel Prize selections!  These Nobel Committees are White like us, what the F – – K!  Why did they turn on me!!!!!

Meadows, Mnuchin, and Barr in Unison:  Unbelievable Boss, what a travesty, you should have won the Peace Prize.  You are the best, most effective US President and better than any other President in the world. You brought Peace to the Middle East when no-one else could.

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA:  Steve, I want ALL US Funding to the Nobel Committee stopped IMMEDIATELY, and, I want the US to pull out of the Nobel Prize Treaty.  You got it!!!

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: (whispering to Mark Meadows) We don’t Fund the Nobel Committees and we don’t have a Treaty with them.  What the F – – K.

Mark Meadows – White House Chief of Staff: (whispering to Steve Mnuchin)  Don’t worry Steve, just agree with him, he won’t remember anyway.

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: Don’t worry Boss, consider it done.  Funding for the Nobel Committees stops today.  I can’t help with the Treaty, that’s Bill Barrs sand box.

William Barr – Trump’s Personal Lawyer:  What, ah, …….. actually, that one is for Secretary of State Pompeo.  I’ll get with Mike and we will get out of Treaty with the Nobel Committee today.  

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA: Finally, I want a 25% Tariff against all Nordic Countries, that will teach those ungrateful Aryans.  I thought they were one of us, what happened to them?

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: Don’t worry Boss, consider it done.  Tariffs start today.

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA:  OK, that’s all, I need to get back to the Oval Office to listen to Rush Limbaugh and watch Fox News.

Trump has assembled a World Class Cabinet and Staff, second to none

Voter Fraud & A Rigged Election

Executive Summary:

  • According to the Orange Supreme Leader, the November Election will be fraught with Voter Fraud initiated by the Deep State
  • Sarkes investigated the various ways that the Deep State is attempting to Rig the November Election, according to the Orange Chosen One
  • Will the November Presidential Election be Rigged?

The Orange Profit stated at a recent campaign rally:  “The only way we’re going to lose this election is if the election is rigged.”  Knowing that the Orange Exalted Leader has never lied to the American People, Sarkes investigated the various ways that the Deep State will Rig the November election, according to his Orange Royal Highness. 

FAKE BALLOT BOXES:

A prosecutor in Michigan has flushed a complaint about a Toilet that was promoted as a place to drop absentee ballots.  The election clerk in Ingham County informed police about a Toilet on the front lawn of a home in Mason, near Lansing, a home of a Registered Democrat. A sign said, “Place mail in ballots here.”

Dozens of Mail Ballots from Conservatives were found deposited in this Ballot Box

The Deep State understands that a large part of the Orange Monarchs Conservative Base are Uneducated, Underemployed, Lazy White Folk who aren’t too bright.  The Deep State knew that these ignorant Conservatives would drop their Ballots in the Toilet Ballot Box.  Then, the Deep State would burn the Ballots.

Its a wonder that Trumps Base can even figure out how to fill out a Ballot

CHILDREN STEALING BALLOTS FROM MAIL BOXES:

The Orange Eminence has proof that Poor Children, mostly Black and Hispanic have been trained by the Deep State to raid and steal Ballots from Mail Boxes in Rich, White, Republican neighborhoods.  It is reported that, like a bounty, the Poor Children get $5.00 for each Conservative Ballot they steal and turn into the Deep State.  $5.00 per is a fortune to a Poor Black or Hispanic child.

No one thinks that small children would commit felonies so they go unnoticed

DEAD VOTING:

The Dead have been voting since 1955 in Chicago, IL, first recruited by Democratic Chicago Mayor Richard Daley.  So, the Deep State has benchmarked Mayor Daley’s Best Practice and are enabling the Dead to vote in all 50 states.

Mayor Richard Daley never lost an election, and was backed by Unions and the Dead
The Deep State is not hiding the fact that they are getting the Dead to Vote

The Deep State are banking that the Dead Voting would not be a big deal for the Republicans.  You see, the Orange Treasury Department issued over 1.1 million Stimulus payments, totaling almost $1.4 Billion dollars, in Stimulus Checks to the Dead.  So, Republicans are all in with engaging the Dead. 

Sarkes deceased mother, Alice, received her Stimulus Check over a year after she passed, thanks to the benevolent Orange Mortician 

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS VOTING:

The Orange Stable Genius claims that he DID NOT lose the Popular Vote in the 2016 Presidential, rather, over 5 million Illegal Mexicans were recruited by Hillary Clinton to vote illegally.  While the Illegal Mexican vote did not impact the Electoral College, it did allow Hillary Clinton to win the Popular Vote by over 3 million voters, 3 million.  Using the Hillary Clinton model, the Deep State has been quietly smuggling in millions of Illegal Mexicans to vote in November.

Hillary Clinton won the Popular Vote by smuggling in over 5 million Illegal Mexicans
Despite the Big Beautiful Orange Wall, the Deep State is continually smuggling in Illegal Mexicans to vote in November

DIVERTING BALLOTS FROM RICH TO POOR NEIGHBORHOODS:

The Orange Oligarch claims that he has evidence, from Postmaster General Louis Dejoy, that Mail Ballots are purposely being manipulated to be sent to Democratic areas and NOT Republican areas.   Postmaster Louis DeJoy has only been in the Office since May 2020, but quickly found the the Deep State had infiltrated the United States Postal Service, bribing Postal Workers to deliver Mail Ballots to Poor Neighborhoods and to trash Ballots that were to go to Rich Neighborhoods.

On the surface, Postmaster General DeJoy appears to be a Moron, but he sniffed out the Mail Ballot Scam
Mail Ballots are being delivered to Poor Neighborhoods, but not to Rich Neighborhoods

MAIL BALLOTS ARE BEING PRINTED IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES:

The Orange Potentate also has evidence that Millions, that’s Millions, of Mail In Ballots are being Printed in Foreign Countries.  On the surface, the ignorant and uniformed would wonder what difference does it make where a Ballot is printed.  Contrare Mon Fare, The Deep State has identified Foreign Countries that have Printing Presses that have the ability to Print Ballots that have a special coating.  On the Ballot, if a Voter selects a Republican, the Foreign Ballot will fade out that vote and replace with a vote for a Democrat.  

Millions, Millions of Rigged Ballots are being printed in Foreign Countries.

What Countries are Printing these tainted, rigged, Ballots?  The Orange Oracle has stated that: “It could be Russia, but it could also be China, could be India, it could also be lots of other countries, it also could be somebody that weighs 400 pounds, sitting on their couch, in the Basement of their Mothers home with a Printing Press.”  His Orange Excellency continued:  “The printing of Mail Ballots in Foreign Countries will be the Scandal of our Times!”.  

There you have it. While Sarkes, a Fair and Balanced Journalist, never jumps to conclusions before investigating a story, must admit that he had some doubt that the charges of Voter Fraud by the Orange General Secretary was at best Political Hooey or at least out right lies.  

The Orange Cynic does not Trust the Deep State, but also does not Trust Melania to vote for him

Sarkes stands corrected, it’s clear that the Deep State has come up with many strange and innovative ways to steal the November Election from the Orange El Jefe.  Who would have thought.

So, if Biden wins the November Presidential Election, the Election was Rigged.  But, if the Orange Czar wins??????

Sarkes would have bet a Dunkin Donut coffee that the Orange Latte was making up the charges of Voter Fraud.  Wow, Sarkes was wrong.

The Fly?

Executive Summary:

  • During the Vice Presidential Debate Last Night, a Fly landed on the head of VP Pence
  • Was this really a Fly? Hmmmmm
How did a Fly get into this Controlled Environment?

Let the record show that Sarkes DID NOT watch the Vice Presidential Debate last night, but had a gaggle of Sarkes Corner reporters assigned to watch and report.  Sarkes pays his reporters so they have no say in their assignments.  On the other hand, Sarkes has choices, and decided to watch re-runs of Judge Judy instead of wasting time on watching the Debate.   Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final.

Judge Judy says that Losers choose to watch Political Debates instead of watching her dish out justice.  

During the Debate last night, the Vice Presidential candidates were in a serious moment when a Black Bug, which looked like a Fly, landed on Mike Pence’s thick, stark white hair. Most viewers’ attention then turned to the Fly, which rested in Pence’s hair for over 2 minutes, then flew away.

How could a Fly stay stuck in Pence’s Hair for 2 minutes, Brylcreem?

While on the surface, this might seemed like an innocent, humorous moment, it turns out that it was much much more.  

Sarkes has an Informant in the Trump / Pence Campaign Office, LEAKER.  Sarkes is fortunate that LEAKER is one of the few Trump / Pence Campaign Office Staffers WITHOUT having tested Positive for the Caronavirus.  

LEAKER does not have the Caronavirus like the rest of Trump’s staff …………. yet

LEAKER called Sarkes with startling, Breaking News.  LEAKER reported that the Secret Service has determined that the Black object stuck in Pence’s White Hair WAS NOT a Fly, rather it was a Mini Micro Drone!

Great Tech companies like Boeing are able to miniaturize Drones, obviously, some as small as a FLY

LEAKER told Sarkes that the Secret Service determined that the Mini Micro Drone was not stuck in Pence’s thick White Brylcreem laden hair, rather the Mini Micro Drone was injecting a foreign substance into the VP.  LEAKER told Sarkes that this explains why Pence continued to babble nonsense long after his time was up on the Debate Clock. 

Pence is not to be blamed for his long winded babbling, he was drugged

LEAKER then told Sarkes that the Secret Service wanted to take VP Pence to Walter Reed hospital, but was overridden by the Orange Physician who was quoted:  “Only Panty Wastes and Girly Boys go to a hospital.  I can’t believe that I let my Failed Medical Staff talk me into going to Walter Reed.  That won’t happen again, and for sure I won’t let Pence go and further embarrass  me.”

Don’t Blame the Secret Service, they tried
Trump is a Mans Man, stricken with Caronavirus, he don’t need no Stink’n Mask

Results of The Presidential Debate

Executive Summary:

– The first Presidential Debate was held on Tuesday, September 29

– How did Sarkes do in predicting the results?

The first Presidential Debate, between Slo Mo Jo Biden and the Orange Emperor Donald J. Trump, was held on Tuesday, September 29.   Sarkes refused to waste his time watching these Garbage TV debates.  Sarkes had no interest in watching two, old white guys yell and insult each other.   instead, Sarkes watched socially redeeming TV……reruns of Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Judgements are FINAL!

The past few seasons, Judge Judy sported a Ruth Bader Ginsberg Hair Do
Reruns of Judge Judy, or ANY TV, would be better than watching these Clowns

BUT, since Sarkes has a Fiduciary duty to Subscribers of Sarkes Corner, he provided a Summary of the Presidential Debate 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE DEBATE!

Sarkes had predicted:

If you watched FOX NEWS or ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK after the debate you will learn:

  • Donald J. Trump clearly won the Debate
  • Biden is a tool of the Radical Liberal Left
  • A Biden Presidency will turn America into a Socialist state
  • Biden will confiscate your Guns and Ammo
  • Under Biden, small business will close and millions laid off permanently
  • Biden has dementia 
  • Biden is easy on China
  • Biden will let Black Mobs invade the Suburbs and threaten White Women
  • Biden will empty the Prisons and Criminals will run rampant 
  • There will be riots and chaos in the streets if Biden gets elected
  • Biden is using the Caronavirus to Rig and Steal the November Election
  • Kamala Harris is not eligible to be VP, her parents were not US Citizens
According to Fox News and OAN, Trump was the clear winner of the Debate

If you watch CNN or MSNBC after the debate you will learn:

  • Joe Biden clearly won the Debate
  • Trump is a dismal failure and has failed to do his job
  • Trump throws gas on the fire, dividing America
  • Trump is Corrupt and unfit for office
  • Trump’s America is for the Rich White or Uneducated White
  • The GOP has become a Trump Booster Club without a Platform
  • Trump botched the Caronavirus killing 10s of thousands Americans
  • Trump calls our Military heroes Losers and Suckers
  • Trump is a serial lier and continues to lie to America
  • Trump embraces Americas enemies and has shunned our allies
  • Trump is a friend of the White Supremacist
  • Trump’s policies have driven our Record Debt and Deficits   
According to CNN and MSNBC, Biden was the clear winner of the Debate

So how did Sarkes do?  Sarkes selected 6 Sarkes Corner Staff Members, 3 Republicans and 3 Democrats, to watch the Debate between Sleepy Joe Biden and the Orange Pinocchio.  Sarkes tasked these 6 Staff Members to evaluate how well Sarkes predicted the results of the Debate.  All 6 Staff Members gave Sarkes an A+, an A+, reporting that Sarkeses prediction of the Debate was perfect, perfect.  

The Staff of Sarkes Corner are knowledgeable, dedicated, and the Best in the Business

“Many People Say” Sarkes, the evaluation of the Debate by your 6 Staff Members is tainted.  First, you paid them overtime, and, more importantly, your Staff are Puppets, Lemmings, Dodo birds, Shills, Stooges, Lackeys, Boot Lickers, Brownnoses, Yes Men, and Yes Women, who Kowtow to your every whim.  In fact, “Many People Say”, your staff is worse than Donald J. Trumps Cabinet and Staff.  

Sarkes vigorously states that this is Fake News, Fake News!  First, Donald J. Trumps Cabinet and Staff are the BENCHMARK for Puppets, Lemmings, Dodo birds, Shills, Stooges, Lackeys, Boot Lickers, Brownnoses, Yes Men, and Yes Women.

When it comes to Yes Men and Yes Women, Trumps Staff are the Best in History, History!

Secondly, Sarkes is a retired Boeing Executive.  Boeing Executives are recognized as the Best in the Business, Best in Class,  Managing using modern Management tools like Collaboration, Teamwork, Coordination, Collegial, Participative, and Coaching. Boeing Executives are not Bullies and DO NOT Lead thru fear and intimidation.  

Sarkes was part of an Elite Confederation….Boeing Executives

So, Sarkes deserves an A+ for predicting, 2 WEEKS IN ADVANCE, what would be said during the Trump Biden Debate.  Sarkes is 1,000 Percent Correct, Perfect, Perfecto, Did Nothing Wrong, Complete Exoneration, Complete Vindication, Case Closed.  

In full open kimono, Sarkes did say that one or both of these Septuagenarians might nod off due to the late starting time of the Debate.  Sarkeses Staff Members reported that both Bozo Joe Biden and Ronald McDonald Donald stayed awake during the entire Debate.

It was a miracle that these 2 Septuagenarian Clowns stayed awake during the Debate

Trump v Biden, The Presidential Debate

Executive Summary:

– The first Presidential Debate is scheduled for Tuesday, September 29

– Sarkes has been asked to provide an assessment AND to declare a winner

The first Presidential Debate, between Slo Mo Jo Biden and the Orange Emperor Donald J. Trump, is scheduled for Tuesday, September 29.  While the exact time of the Debate is still being determined, it should be early as these two Septuagenarians (people in their 70’s) could fall asleep at the podium if the Debate is scheduled too late.

Trump and Biden are both in their 70’s and will wear their PJs under their suits to get to bed quickly after the debate

“Many People Say” Sarkes, we look forward to your post-debate assessment and declaration of a Debate Winner.  Alas, Sarkes must DISAPPOINT, sorry.  Sarkes will NOT be watching the Presidential Debate on Tuesday, September 29.  

Sarkeses time is too valuable to waste on this Garbage TV.  Sarkes prefers to spend his TV Capital on watching socially redeeming programs like Reruns of JUDGE JUDY, where Sarkes attained his Legal Acumen, and THE APPRENTICE,  where Sarkes attained his Business Acumen.  Also, Sarkes, learned more at Trump University than he did at Missouri University of Science and Technology. 

Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Judgements are FINAL!
The Orange CEO shouts – YOU’RE FIRED!
Sarkes is Proud of his Trump University degree, and Graduate Day Photo Op with the Orange Provost 

Another reason to skip watching the Debate…….who has not already made up their mind on who they will vote for President?  NOBODY!  Ask yourself, do you know anybody; family, friends, coworkers, acquaintances, etc, who have not decided on voting for the Orange Messiah or Sleepy Joe Biden?  Trust Sarkes on this.

Do you know anyone who is still undecided?  Sarkes thinks not

In fact, Sarkes will provide a service to Americans who also do not want to waste their time on this Garbage TV.  Who wants to watch two Septuagenarians yell and scream at each other, calling the other incompetent and unfit for office, all while trying to stay awake.  NOT SARKES.  Let Sarkes deliver the Harsh Truth; during this Debate, there will be no discussion on policy, plans, or initiatives, just 2 plus hours of vicious character assassination. 

The Presidential Debates will be Garbage TV, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME

But, since Sarkes has a Fiduciary duty to Subscribers of Sarkes Corner, Sarkes will now provide a Summary of the Presidential Debate on Tuesday, September 29.  Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?, “Many People Say”, Sarkes, how can you do that, are you clairvoyant?  No, Sarkes is NOT clairvoyant, but has watched Bozo Joe Biden and Ronald McDonald Donald long enough to script the debate. 

Watching Ronald McDonald Donald and Bozo Joe Biden debate will be a WASTE OF YOUR TIME

In fact, Sarkes will save you time the morning of Wednesday, September 30, by telling you here and now what you will see if you tune into your favorite morning Cable TV channel.

If you watch FOX NEWS or ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK, you will learn:

  • Donald J. Trump clearly won the Debate
  • Biden is a tool of the Radical Liberal Left
  • A Biden Presidency will turn America into a Socialist state
  • Biden will confiscate your Guns and Ammo
  • Under Biden, small business will close and millions laid off permanently
  • Biden has dementia 
  • Biden is easy on China
  • Biden will let Black Mobs invade the Suburbs and threaten White Women
  • Biden will empty the Prisons and Criminals will run rampant 
  • There will be riots and chaos in the streets if Biden gets elected
  • Biden is using the Caronavirus to Rig and Steal the November Election
  • Kamala Harris is not eligible to be VP, her parents were not US Citizens
According to Fox News and OAN, Trump was the clear winner of the Debate

If you watch CNN or MSNBC, you will learn:

  • Joe Biden clearly won the Debate
  • Trump is a dismal failure and has failed to do his job
  • Trump throws gas on the fire, dividing America
  • Trump is unfit for office
  • Trump’s America is for the Rich White or Uneducated White
  • The GOP has become a Trump Booster Club without a Platform
  • Trump botched the Caronavirus killing 10s of thousands Americans
  • Trump calls our Military heroes Losers and Suckers
  • Trump is a serial lier and continues to lie to America
  • Trump embraces Americas enemies and has shunned our allies
  • Trump is a friend of the White Supremacist
  • Trump’s policies have driven our Record Debt and Deficits   
According to CNN and MSNBC, Biden was the clear winner of the Debate

There you have it.  DO NOT waste your time watching these Sham Debates.  Sarkes has told you everything you will see and hear if you decide to waste your time and watch the Debate.  There is one thing that Sarkes is unsure……will either of these Septuagenarians fall asleep or have a heart attack during the Debate.

Septuagenarians Biden and Trump could have a heart attack during the debate
Septuagenarians Biden and Trump could fall asleep during the debate
Sarkes is Fair, Balanced, No Spin, A Truth Machine, AND, not a Septuagenarian

Are Black Women Too Loud?

Executive Summary:

  • A North Carolina woman used a Racial slur in a confrontation with a Black woman saying that she was too Loud
  • This proud White bigot said that: “I would say it again”

A North Carolina White Woman, Nancy Goodman, used a racial slur in an argument with a group of black women, and like the Orange Orator, Doubled down, then Tripled down in an interview with a local television station and said she’d do it again. 

In a video posted to Facebook by Black Woman Chanda Stewart, White Woman Goodman calls the Black Women “stupid” and called them the N-word. The confrontation was at the Bonefish Grill in Raleigh.

The Bonefish Grill in Raleigh is a favorite eatery for White Racists

White Woman Racist Goodman said that she’s a 71-year-old woman who suffers from “tremendous anxiety.”  “I’m not going to say I’m sorry to them because they kept pushing at it.  I used that “N” word because they forced me into it.”  

Duh, uh, oh, ummmm, she said what, they forced her to say the “N” word?

White Racist Woman Nancy Goodman suffers from “tremendous anxiety” around Black People and was THE Victim in this confrontation

When asked by a TV Reporter: ”Do you see how that’s (using the N-Word) incredibly offensive?”  White Woman Racist Goodman Doubled Down: “Yes, I do. That’s why I said it. I would say it again to them.”

Duh, uh, oh, ummmm, she said what, she would do it again!

The confrontation started when White Woman Racist Goodman approached a Table of Black Women enjoying dinner at the Bonefish Grill and told them that they were too Loud. When one of the Black Women said:  “In your opinion”,  White Woman Racist Goodman quickly responded, like the Orange Counterpuncher, “You’re so stupid, N-word”

White Woman Nancy Goodman is a Counterpuncher like her man Donald J. Trump

When interviewed, Black Woman Chanda Stewart said:  “The climate of the country today has some people thinking whatever they feel….they can say.  The reality is if we were to retaliate with this same kind of hate and ignorance we would be called ANGRY BLACK WOMEN.’”

Black Woman Chandra Stewart and her friends were trying to have a nice dinner at the Bonefish Grill, is Not an Angry Black Woman

Finally, in her Facebook, White Woman Racist Goodman TRIPLED Down stating that she offers an apology to her family, friends and other patrons at the Bonefish, but refers to Stewart and her friends as “rude, loud, obnoxious black women.” 

 Duh, uh, oh, ummmm, she said what, now that’s a sincere apology?

Between rounds of Golf at his Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, the Orange Bull Horn Tweeted his wisdom about this incident between Goodman and Stewart:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 4:56PM

I condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence. It has no place in America.  There was blame on both sides.  You had a group on one side that was bad, and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent.  And, you also had people that were very fine people, very fine, on both sides.

The Orange Kissinger is not a Racist, has done more for Blacks than any previous president

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 5:14PM

I am not a racist, I don’t have a Racist bone in my body.  I am the least Racist President in History, History!  I have done more for Blacks than Abe Lincoln.  Black people love me.  Look at all that I have done for the Blacks.  If not for me, they would still be unemployed.  In 2016, Blacks voted for me, what the Hell did they have to lose!

The Orange Podiatrist may have Bone Spurs but does not have a racist bone in his body, Blacks Love him

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – September 9 @ 5:35PM

This is a Hit Job against Nancy Goodman. I understand that she is a very fine woman.  I am not a Racist, but, we all know that when 2 or more Black Women get together they can get very loud, very very loud.  The loud noise made by a pack of Black Women can be disruptive in a restaurant or bar.

The Orange Mediator says that Black Women need to tone it down when gathering in a pubic place

I AM NOT A RACIST!

Executive Summary:

  • An Arkansas sheriff resigns after a leaked audio of his racist rant
  • He claims that HE IS NOT A RACIST!
  • Is he Right?

Before investigating this story, Sarkes had believed that when a person made an overtly racist statement that, well, they WERE A RACIST.  But after an in-depth analysis, Sarkes believes that these Great Americans may NOT BE RACISTS, rather they were influenced by outside forces.  So, when someone says that I AM NOT A RACIST!, we should consider the fact that they are victims, not Racists.   

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, if anything, you are flexible, and always follow the facts

A casual conversation at a grocery store in DeWitt, Arkansas, led to a racist rant between Arkansas County Sheriff Todd Wright and the mother of his child, Desiree Middlebrooks, his Baby Mama.  Baby Mama Middlebrooks was on the receiving end of verbal threats from Sheriff Wright after she had a friendly conversation with a Black employee of the grocery store.  Later, at home, Baby Mama Middlebrooks secretly recorded Sheriff Wright as he expressed rage that she would talk to Blacks and repeatedly used a racist slur against Black people.

Sheriff Todd Wright did not appreciate the mother of his child talking to Black folk

A special meeting was held at the Arkansas County Courthouse to discuss Sheriff Wright’s behavior and present a resolution requesting his resignation.  Sheriff Wright addressed the room stating what he said was in the privacy of his own home, and blamed his actions on the Devil, the Devil!  Finally, Sheriff Wright mentioned that he had many Black constituents whom he had formed close bonds, and that HE WAS NOT A RACIST!

Sheriff Todd Wright IS NOT A RACIST, rather, another victim of the Devil

Sarkes is Fair and Balanced, a Truth Machine, and digs deep into a story.  While Sheriff Wrights Racist Rant may seem like just another story of a red neck, White Supremacist, ranting against people of color, Sarkes does not discount the presence of outside influences that make innocent white folk make Racist statements, sort of like an Out of Body experience.  What outside influences?  The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, Socialists, etc.

To prove this point, Sarkes provides evidence of other Great Americans who made Racist statements and claim that THEY ARE NOT A RACIST!  Like Sherriff Wright, these Great White Americans were victims of; The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, Socialists, etc.:

Steve Lyons

Steve Lyons is a former baseball player. After his pro career was over Lyons become a broadcaster. For whatever reason, Fox Sports did not balk at hiring a guy whose nickname was “Psyco”.   Lyons fist set off warning bells for his comments on Shawn Green in 2004, after Green sat out a game during Yom Kippur, Lyons ranted: “He’s not even a practicing Jew. He didn’t marry a Jewish girl. And from what I understand, he never had a bar mitzvah, which is unfortunate, because he doesn’t get the money.”  That was bad, but merely earned Psycho a suspension. His firing came in 2006, after Lyons said that Lou Piniella, who is a Hispanic, would steal Lyon’s wallet if given half a chance.  But, Lyons claimed that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

Baseball player “Psyco” Steve Lyons pulled off an unassisted Double Play, ranting against Jews and Hispanics

John Rocker

John Rocker was a star pitcher who was the Closer for the Atlanta Braves. Rocker’s success would be short-lived though; in 1999, John Rocker had an interview with Sports Illustrated, which was full of Rocker’s personal observations about New York City. Rocker made derogatory comments about minorities, homosexuals, AIDS patients, and single mothers, and pretty much anyone else who wasn’t as pale as him. Racist Rocker ranted;  “The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. I’m not a big fan of foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”   But, Rocker claimed that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

John Rocker was not a big fan of anyone who is not White or American, but he is NOT A RACIST

Don Imus

Don Imus built up his show Imus in the Morning over the course of four decades. In 2007, Imus was a nationally syndicated radio host who was simulcast by the cable network MSNBC. During one of his morning conversations on air, Imus referred to the mostly-black Rutgers women’s basketball team as “Rough Girls”, because they had tattoos, as well as “Nappy-Headed Hos.”  Imus was eventually dropped by both MSNBC and CBS radio over the comments.  Imus responded by suing and claiming that the phrase had originated in the “black community.”   And, Imus claimed that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

Don Imus claimed that “Nappy-Headed Hos” is NOT A RACIST statement as it is widely used in the Black Community

Paula Deen

Paula Deen had an award winning show on the Food Network in 1999. Deen would grow to be one of the Food Network’s biggest stars, with endorsement deals following through national chains. However, during a deposition filed in a harassment case by a former employee, Deen admitted to the court that she had, in fact, used racial slurs as well as told racially-based jokes.   In addition, she admitted that she had planned a “Southern” wedding for her brother, which would had all black waiters dressed up as Slaves. In response, the Food Network did not renew Deen’s contract, and severed ties with her altogether. Deen’s various sponsorship deals also started to dry up. It is estimated that the controversy ended up costing Deen and her family over $17 million in lost revenue.  But, Dean claimed that SHE IS NOT A RACIST!

Paula Deen thought a traditional Plantation Wedding with Slaves would be a nice touch for her brother

President Donald J. Trump

President Donald J. Trump used the word “Shithole Countries” to describe African countries during an Oval Office meeting with a bipartisan group of six senators. The president also questioned the need to admit more Haitians to the U.S.  Doubling down, Trump also said in the meeting that he would prefer immigrants from countries like Norway instead; “Put me down for wanting more Europeans to come to this country. Why don’t we get more people from Norway?”

When questioned by the Press about those statements, President Donald J. Trump defended himself declaring that “I am not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed. That I can tell you.”

Defending charges of racism on other occasions, Trump has said; “Blacks love me, I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.  Hispanics love me, I’m leading in the polls with the Hispanics because I produce jobs, and they know it. I have thousands of Hispanics that work for me.” So, Donald J. Trump claims that HE IS NOT A RACIST!

Diamond and Silk, and other Blacks, regularly pray with the Orange Deacon, so how can he be a Racist

There you have it, all of these Great White Americans; Steve Lyons, John Rocker, Don Imus, Paula Deen, and Donald J. Trump have all been charged with being Racists.  It’s clear that they are not Racists, just ask them.  

Sarkes used to believe that if a person said that they ARE NOT A RACIST, they probably were.  But that was before Sarkes realized that these Great White Americans could be victims of; The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, Socialists, etc.

Great White Americans are being framed as Racists by The Devil, The Deep State, Anarchists, and Socialists

P-Grabbing Evangelical Pastors

Executive Summary:

– Jerry Falwell Jr. joins a long list of disgraced, P-Grabbing, Right Wing Evangelical Pastors

– The Sarkes Corner Theological Bureau investigates why these Men of the Cloth become Shameful, Sniffing, Sinners

The word hit the street that Sarkes was investigating why Right Wing Evangelical Pastors get involved with Sinful, Adulterous, and sometimes Perverse Sexual scandals.  “Many People Said”, Sarkes, we know that you are an Award Winning Journalist, Rocket Engineer, and Renowned Statistician, but what do you know about Religion?

It’s a little known fact that after retiring from Boeing, Sarkes had visions of becoming an Armenian Orthodox Priest. “Many People Said”, Sarkes, who are you trying to kid, Orthodox Priests must be celibate and you have been married to Chris (nee McCloskey) for 45 years!  Let Sarkes educate.   In the Armenian Orthodox Church, married priests called Der Hayr, and Celibate priests called Hayr Soorp, have exactly the same hierarchical rank and identical duties and responsibilities.  

Chris Korkoian, nee a St. Louis McCloskey, claims the she is not related to the Heat Packing, BLM Protestor Threatening, GOP/NRA Poster Boy McCloskey’s of St. Louis

Sarkes road to becoming an Armenian Der Hayr is a challenge.  Sarkes must be able to speak, read, and write fluent Armenian.  Sarkes must learn to Chant and suck in pungent incense, and finally, Sarkes must grow an Armenian Der Hayr beard.  Sarkes is about 1/3 completed in his quest to become an Armenian Der Hayr.

Put a colorful Vestment on Sarkes and he could pass for an Armenian Der Hayr

So now that Sarkeses Theological Acumen has been validated, Sarkes investigated why many Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors dip their Wick in their Congregation Candles.  There are over 100 Bible Verses that address adultery.  Two of Sarkes favorite Bible Verses that address adultery are clear and concise:

Exodus 20:14 – “You shall not commit adultery”.  

Hebrews 13:4 – “Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.”

So, Sarkes concludes that it is pretty clear that, in the Bible, Adultery is a No No.  It is also clear to Sarkes that the Bible does not provide any exceptions to the Adultery Sin, Men of the Cloth are as guilty as say, the Orange Bird Dog.  Sarkes figures that the disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors must have skipped class on the day that their Evangelical Bible Colleges discussed Adultery.

Next, Sarkes identified the excuses given by these Congregational Cock Hounds.  The pastors who have fallen into sin have all kinds of excuses: I didn’t do it, it wasn’t me, it wasn’t technically illegal, it was a youthful mistake, it was a conspiracy orchestrated by the Vatican, it was a conspiracy orchestrated by the Devil.  As such, the excuses given by regular Adulterers is not much different than from the Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors.

The list of disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors, who have succumbed to the lure of the flesh and have committed Adultery and sexual perversions, is too long for Sarkes to cover in one Sarkes Corner.  As such, Sarkes provides a summary of the Who’s Who of Disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors.  These are the Creme de la Creme of Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors.   Over the years, these Disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors have extorted BILLIONS, BILLIONS, from their flock by preaching the Gospel of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, all the while engaging in Sinful, Adulterous, P-Grabbing.

Jesus forgives the P-Grabbing Evangelical Pastors but Sarkes is not so sure about their Flocks that have given these Adulterers Billions!, Billions!

Next, the list of Who’s Who of Disgraced Right Wing Christian Evangelical Pastors is presented in alphabetical order, not in the order of their perversion or magnitude of their Adultery. 

Tony Alamo

Alamo rocketed to fame in the 1970s for preaching a fundamentalist interpretation of Christianity. When his wife died in 1982, Alamo went a little crazy. He displayed her embalmed body for months and claimed she would rise from the dead. And it only got worse from there.  In 2009, Alamo was sentenced to 175 years in prison. The charges included sexual abuse, transporting underage girls across state lines for sexual purposes, pedophilia, marrying an eight-year-old girl, and child rape. Alamo’s defense: he was framed by the Vatican.

The Vatican, specifically Pope John Paul II, made Scuzzball Alamo marry an eight year old girl

Jim Bakker

Jim Bakker was perhaps the most popular televangelist in the 1980s, though his wife Tammy Faye gave him a run for his money. That all ended when Bakker was brought down by an enormous scandal that included sexual abuse and fraud.  In 1987, Bakker’s secretary publicly accused the televangelist of raping and drugging her. After Bakker resigned from his ministry, he was charged with accounting fraud and sentenced to 45 years in prison.  Bakker was replaced by Jerry Falwell Sr. who called his predecessor, “the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history.”  Ironically, Falwell Sr.’s successor, Falwell Jr., was also a scab and cancer on the face of Christianity.  

Look at Tammy Faye Bakker, how could Slimebag Jim Bakker commit Adultery with that waiting for him at home!

Bob Coy

Coy was the most famous evangelical pastor in Florida. His Fort Lauderdale Megachurch had 25,000 members, 25,000!  But it all came crashing down in 2014 when he admitted to multiple affairs and a pornography addiction. He resigned in disgrace––but the worse was still to come. In 2017, Coy was publicly accused of molesting a four-year old child. 

Deviate Bob Coy won the Triple Crown of perversion; Adultery, Pornography, and Child Molestation 

Jerry Falwell Jr.

Evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. has recently resigned as president of Liberty University, a Christian university founded by Falwell’s father and famous for its strict code of moral conduct for its students.  A recent scandal involves Falwell Jr. and his wife Becki’s relationship with a younger man, Giancarlo Granda, over several years.  The Falwell’s met Giancarlo at a hotel in Miami Beach where Giancarlo worked as a Pool Boy, a plot from any classic Porn movie.  Falwell Jr liked to watch Giancarlo boinking Becki Falwell.  Falwell confirmed the affair. But it proved to be the breaking point for his job at Liberty, which he was already on leave due to controversy about a racy photo he posted on Instagram.  

Falwell Jr. is a Pervert and Hypocrite, legislating what was good for the Liberty University students but did not apply to him

Bill Gothard

Gothard is famous for his homeschooling ministry, known as the Gothard Institute of Basic Life Principles, similar to Trump University. He promoted extreme submission of women and ordered them to dress modestly. Gothard was also close with the Duggar family and a number of Republicans.  In 2014, more than 30 women accused Gothard of molestation and assault, including underage girls. The allegations included sexual harassment, inappropriate touching, molestation, and rape. Gothard was forced to resign from his ministry, though he resurfaced on the Internet with a blog in 2016.

What more can you say about Gothard, a well rounded Degenerate

Ted Haggard

Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard ranted against the evils of premarital sex, adultery, and gay marriage. That is, until he was caught in a gay sex scandal in 2006. A male escort named Mike Jones publicly claimed that Haggard had been a client for years. Not only that, Haggard had allegedly used crystal Meth in front of his male lover.  Ted Haggard was forced to resign from his church. Following his downfall, he attempted Conversion Therapy and embraced his heterosexual side. His wife stood by Haggard during the scandal.

Lowlife Dirtbag Haggard wanted to flip back to being a heterosexual thru Conversion Therapy but still enjoyed his Meth

Doug Phillips

Phillips was president of an extreme Christian-Right group called Visit Forum Ministries. He was an advocate of the Tea Party Conservative political movement. Phillips argued that women must be completely submissive to their husbands and fathers. Daughters should not even have a say in who they marry, according to Phillips, and women should have as many children as possible.  In 2013, Phillips was forced to resign after being publicly accused of sexual abuse and assault against a woman he met when she was only 15 years old. Several years later, Phillips had moved the woman into his house as his nanny. Phillips sexually abused her by masturbating on the woman multiple times while she cried and asked him to stop. 

Hmm, Phillips is a Tier 1 Pig and Piece of Human Excrement 

Jimmy Swaggart

One of Sarkeses all time favorite Scum Bags, Swaggart was a Pentecostal televangelist who got his start on television in 1975. In the 1980s, he teamed up with Reverend Jerry Falwell Sr., Reverend James Robison, and Reverend Pat Robertson to use the Christian Right to shape the Republican party. Satan’s agents are everywhere, according to Swaggart, and include Feminists, Democrats, and Rock Musicians.  Swaggart’s fall from grace happened in 1988 when it became public that he was cheating on his wife with a New Orleans prostitute. Not only that, Swaggart was an avid consumer of porn and experimented with BDSM, all while condemning such “immoral” acts. 

“Many People Say” that today’s GOP was influenced by Pervert Jimmy Swaggart, not Ronald Reagan or Donald Trump

What did Sarkes learn from his Investigative Reporting on these Right Wing Evangelical Pastors who got caught up with Sinful, Adulterous, and sometimes Perverse Sexual scandals?

  1. None of their pitiful excuses condone their hypocrisy of preaching one standard for their Flock and then flaunting those rules in their private lives.
  2. Our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ may forgive these Pond Scum but Sarkes finds it difficult to do so.
  3. Given the fact that these Deviant Slime Buckets made BILLIONS, BILLIONS, Sarkes has decided to start his own version of one of these Right Wing Evangelical Mega Churches.  But Sarkes needs your help.  Please send your generous contribution to: Der Hayr Sarkes Korkoian, ℅ Sarkes Corner Headquarters, Estero, FL.  Your contributions are tax deductible and should be large and delivered on a regular basis.

Finally, whenever the Orange Disciple leaves office, 2024, 2044, or in November, he has great potential as Right Wing Evangelical Pastor.  In fact, the Orange Potentate could be the Greatest of all Right Wing Evangelical Pastors.  His qualifications are impeccable.  He has TV experience from his #1 Hit Show The Apprentice,  is a God-fearing devout church goer – spending more time in church than on the Golf Course, and finally, a Serial Adulterer and confirmed P-Grabber. 

On the Hit TV show The Apprentice, Trump would shout:  YOUR FIRED…….. but God Bless you and go forth in Peace
The Orange Deacon never goes anywhere without his Bible, and can read it upside down
The Orange Cock Hound is a 2 time Adulterer and Confirmed Serial P-Grabber

Biden CAN Win in November, IF……….

Executive Summary:

– Joe Biden is the Democratic Candidate for President in 2020

– Sarkes identifies the path to a November Win for Biden

Disclaimer Disclaimer Disclaimer:  Sarkes is a Pure Independent, a Truth Machine, and always Fair and Balanced.  Nothing in this Sarkes Corner should be interpreted as endorsing ANY candidate for the 2020 Presidential Election. Disclaimer Disclaimer Disclaimer

Sarkes is a Fair and Balanced Independent, but is not happy with the performance of his St. Louis Cardinals

Warning Warning Warning: This in-depth report on how Joe Biden can beat Donald Trump in November is a lengthy analysis but worth the time to read. While Sarkes Corner offerings are typically short and concise, this analysis required a lengthy report.  Warning Warning Warning:

During the Democratic National Convention in 2016, Michelle Obama said: “When they go low, we go high.”  Alas, that strategy did not work in 2016 and will not work in 2020. 

Michelle Obama provided Democrats sage advice, but everyone underestimated the power of the Orange Campaigner 

With all due respect to Michelle Obama, Sarkes tells Joe Biden that if he wants to win in November, his mantra must be:  “When they go low, and they will, we go lower.”

Sleepy Joe Biden may be slow but he is far from stupid.  Slow Joe knows that the Orange Oligarch won the 2016 Presidential Election with tactics never seen previously in a Presidential Election…….and, of course with the help of his buddy Vlads Putin and the Russian Commies.

Languorous Joe may be slow but has a lot of political savvy
The Orange Premier surprised everyone, including himself, by winning the 2016 Presidential election

So, for the 2020 Presidential election, if Tired Joe Biden wants to win, he must use the Orange Knute Rockne Playbook on how to win a Presidential Election.  The Playbook has 4 simple, tried and true, Pages:

THE DONALD TRUMP PLAYBOOK ON WINNING ELECTIONS:

Playbook Page 1 – Have Extramarital Affairs and/or Sexually harass women

In 2016 we learned that Americans do not care that their elected politicians sexually harass women or have adulterous affairs.   Many men charged with sexual harassment, or found to have cheated on their wives, get elected and re-elected over and over again.  In fact, White Christian Fundamentalist Evangelicals recently declassified Adultery as a sin.  

The Orange Bird Dog was accused of Sexually Harassing and P-Grabbing over 25 women.  In each and every case, the Orange Cock Hound denied that he was a P-Grabber.  He claimed that all of these women were Gold Diggers who were only after his money, and 10 minutes of fame.  Note, this count does not include the 2 women who became the Orange Bird Dogs second and third wives after adulterous affairs.

Dozens of Women claim that they were P-Grabbed by the Orange Lothario, America cares less

Crazy Joe Biden was also accused of P-Grabbing, but by only one women.  If Tepid Joe is to use the Orange Kaisers Play Book on how to win a Presidential election, he should continue to say that he is innocent.  And, if Joe is smart, he should find several more women to accuse him of P-Grabbing.  Using the Trump playbook, the more P-Grabbing the better.

Tara Reade has accused Quid Pro Joe of P-Grabbing, who’d of thought?

Playbook Page 2 – Insult, Insult, Insult!

The SHORT List of who the Orange Bully insulted on his way to the  landslide 2016 Presidential election include:  

  • Democrats
  • Republicans in Name Only (RINOs)
  • Never Trumpers (Human Scum)
  • Lame Stream Media
  • Women
  • Mexicans
  • Muslims
  • The Disabled
  • Catholics, specifically the Pope
  • African Shit Hole Countries
  • Military Gold Star Mothers and Fathers

Again, this is just a short list.  What makes this Page in the Playbook effective is to NEVER EVER APOLOGIZE, NEVER, EVER, NEVER, when using Junior High School insults and bullying.  In fact, the Orange Exalted Leader not only Insulted, but he Double Downed, Tripled Down, and Quadrupled Down.

Trump has used the best Junior High Insults for Women; Horse Face, Fat, Loser, Unattractive, Nasty, Mean, Low IQ, Big Ass, Bimbo, Dumb as a Rock, and dozens more
Trump Insults Mexican who he says are Rapists, Criminals, and Drug Runners
Trump proclaims that Muslims hate Americans

 Now, Quid Pro Joe is in the early stages of using Page 2 of the Playbook, Insult.  Slow Mo Joe insulted African Americans who voted Republican.  Joe claims that these Black Americans who voted Republican are “not Black”.  Sweet Joe, BUT, instead of Doubling Down and Tripling Down like the Orange Eminence, Slow Joe APOLOGIZES!  Joe, Joe, Joe, NEVER, EVER, APOLOGIZE, NEVER.  If Joe is smart, he needs to find other Minorities or Disenfrachinsed Americans and ramp up the Insults.  It’s a tired and proven technique to win an election.  

Diamond and Silk are Republican and Black

Playbook Page 3 – Degrade / Intimidate Your Opponents Base

Not only has the Orange Orator insulted a large percentage of the American Demographic, he has also perfected the science of degrading and intimidating his opponents Base, the classic Bully syndrome. You see, the Orange Einstein is smart enough to know that he will NEVER get votes from his Opponents Base, so there is no risk in degrading and intimidating.  In fact, it makes him look strong.  No Risk, High Reward.

Smokin Joe Biden must do the same with the Orange Supreme Leaders Base.  Tired Joe has nothing to Lose as he will never get the votes of the Orange Sultans Base, and by going on the attack, he will show strength.  

The Orange Profits base is bi-model.  Clarification Clarification Clarification:  The next discussion describes a Bi-Model Distribution. Bi-Model Distributions may be too complex or technical for some Sarkes Corner subscribers who do not have a Statistics acumen like Sarkes.  If so, Sarkes recommends that you Google Bi-Model Distribution for details.  Clarification Clarification Clarification

 The Orange Monarch’s Base has two distinct populations, i.e, Bi-Model:

  1. Uneducated, Underemployed, White Folk; this Mode is characterized as having Low Intelligence and Low Wealth.  This Mode makes up the largest majority of the Orange Profits Base. 
  2. Rich, Old, White, Men; this Mode is characterized as having High Intelligence and High Wealth.  While a much smaller Mode, by an order of magnitude, it is a very powerful force for the Orange Duke.
The Orange Mogul’s Base is Bi-Model and “Many People Say” defies logic

So, Snoozing Joe Biden must degrade and intimidate BOTH of the Modes of the Orange Pasha’s Base with separate and distinct strategies.  In the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton tried to degrade by calling the Orange Sultan’s supporters “a basket of Deplorables”.  This tactic backfired for Clinton because she did not sustain the attack, nor did she recognize the Bi-Model Distribution.

So, what should Drowsy Joe Biden do to attack the Bi-Model distribution of the Orange Raja’s base?  It’s simple, he must treat both Modes separately and have an intelligent, well organized attack for each mode.

For the Uneducated, Underemployed White Folk Mode, Languid Joe Biden must make sure that Americans know that this group is; Dumb, Gap Toothed, Heat Packing, Cammo Wearing, Beer Drinking, Meth ingesting, High School Drop Out, Pickup Truck Driving,  Dufases, that practice Animal Husbandry. 

These Americans are Salt of the Earth

For the Rich, Old, White, Men Mode, Lethargic Joe Biden must make sure that Americans know this group as; 1%ers, High Income, High Wealth, Captains of Industry, The MAN, Greedy, Country Clubbers, Suit Wearing, Live in Gated Communities, Luxury Car Drivers, No conscious, with allegiance to one entity, their Portfolios. 

Rich, Old, White Men are a small, but powerful force in America

Playbook Page 4 – Quippy Nicknames

The Orange Chosen One has the unique skill of giving opponents Quippy Nicknames.  The Orange Carnival Barker honed this skill during his time with the #1 TV show for 15 years, The Apprentice.  His Quippy Nicknames stick like glue to the victim and are a very effective campaign tool. The Orange Generalli is an equal opportunity, Junior High School, Name caller, labeling Liberals, Conservatives, and people of all colors.   A small sample of names used by the Orange Kaiser for Political opponents include:

  • Mini Mike (Mike Bloomberg)
  • Low Energy Jeb (Jeb Bush)
  • Alfred E. Newman (Pete Buttigieg)
  • Crooked Hillary (Hillary Clinton)
  • Lying Ted (Ted Cruz)
  • Flakey (Jeff Flake)
  • Al Frankenstein (Al Franken)
  • Fat Jerry (Jerry Nadler)
  • Dummy Beto (Beto O’Rourke)
  • Nervous Nancy (Nancy Pelosi)
  • Little Marco (Marco Rubio)
  • Braindead Bernie (Bernie Sanders)
  • Shifty Schiff (Adam Schiff)
  • Mr. Magoo (Jeff Sessions
  • Pocahontas (Elizabeth Warren)

Comatose Joe must IMMEDIATELY come up with Quippy Nicknames for President Trump and him minions, and use these Quippy Nicknames with each and every interview.  Sarkes provides a list of Quippy Nicknames for Drowsy Joe to use: 

  • Dotard Donnie (Donald Trump)
  • Penis Head Pence (Mike Pence)
  • Bullshit Barr (William Barr)
  • Howdy Dooty  (Mitch McConnell)
  • Bobblehead Betsy (Betsy DeVos)
  • Pompous Ass Pompeo (Mike Pompeo)
  • Malarkey Mark (Mark Meadows)
  • Jerkoff Jared (Jared Kushner) 
  • Munchkin Mnuchin (Steven Mnuchin)
  • The Token (Ben Carson)
  • Wiiiiiiiiiiilber (Wilber Ross) Reference: 1960’s TV Sitcom Mr. Ed
  • Lying Kellyanne Conway
Biden must give his Political GOP Opponents Quippy Nicknames, and Fast

There you have it, Sarkes has laid out the sure path for a 2020 Presidential Victory for Yawning Joe Biden.  Four simple, easy to execute, pages from the Orange Majesty’s Playbook on how to win an election. 

Will Nodding Joe Biden take Sarkeses recommendations and execute this playbook?  Probably not.  It takes a certain type of person to Sexually Harass, Insult, Degrade, Intimidate, and give Junior High Nicknames to one’s opponent.  Sarkes does not believe that Dozing Joe has the personality to credibly pull this off.

Sluggish Joe Biden may not have the personality to use the Trump Playbook, and that would be a mistake
“Many People” thought that the Orange Pontiff was holding the Bible at the St. Johns Church Photo Op, but it really was his Playbook to winning elections