Adios Judge Judy: Part 2 of 2

Executive Summary:

  • Judge Judy is well known for her quick wit and famous quotes
  • Judge Judy:  The Cases are Real, The People are Real, The Rulings are Final.  

Judge Judy first slammed her TV gravel in 1996, and for 25  years, has been dishing out Justice along with Tough Love.  The last new, original, episode of Judge Judy was filmed in April 2021 and will air sometime in July.  

Over the years, in Judge Judy has rendered historical and benchmark rulings, rulings that rival those of the US Supreme Court. 

The Rulings of the US Supreme Court and Judge Judy have greatly impacted life in America 

During her Court cases, Deliberations, and Rulings, Judge Judy has blurted out words of wisdom that should be part of Law Curriculums in Law Schools across America.  The following are some Sarkeses favorite quotes from Judge Judy.

Judge Judy’s Rulings are far more entertaining than those of the Supreme Court 

Sarkeses favorite Judge Judy quotes:

“Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.”

Judge Judy knows you can’t fix Stupid

“Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work and it annoys the pig.”

“Either you are playing Dumb or it’s not an act.”

“Don’t look up at the heavens. God is not going to help you with this case. Only the truth will set you free.”

Even God cannot intervene in Judge Judy’s Court Room

“I want first-time offenders to think of their first appearance in my courtroom as the second-worst experience of their lives. Circumcision being the first.”

“I eat morons like you for breakfast. You’re gonna be crying before this is over.”

Judge Judy has little patience for Morons

“God gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason”

“Put on your listening ears.”

“Two people can’t talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means that you need to be quiet.”

Judge Judy will not let the litigants talk over her

“Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”

“I eat liars for breakfast.”

“I love the truth. If you don’t tell me the truth, you’re gonna be eating your shoes.”

“You know how I can tell is a 17 year old girl is lying?  Her mouth is moving.”

Judge Judy is a Truth Machine, and can easily sniff out a Lier

“If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you’re not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day.”

“I don’t want you, or anybody else, to think I’m stupid. Old, maybe; stupid, never.”

“Is the word stupid written across my forehead?”

“I’m here because I’m smart, not because I’m young and gorgeous…although I am!”

One thing Judge Judy is NOT, and that is Stupid

“I don’t like to rule by committee. I like sort of an autocratic way of dealing with things.”

“This is my courtroom and I can say what I want. When you become a judge, we will talk.”

There is no doubt as to who is in charge in Judge Judy’s Court Room

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, do you have an all time famous Judge Judy quote.  Hands down, Sarkes does have one that resonates above the rest.  In dozens of cases over the past 25 years, a Plaintiff, always a woman, starts complaining to Judge Judy about the bad behavior and despicable nature of her live-in Boy Friend.  Judge Judy, in disgust says: 

“You say he harasses you, you know who is really harassed here? Me!  What do you want me to do, YOU picked him!”

What do you want Judge Judy to do……….you picked him

Judge Judy:  The Cases are Real, The People are Real, The Rulings are Final.   

Case Closed