Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement

Executive Summary:

  • The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has a Major Announcement 
  • Sarkes Corner will no longer report on Mass Shootings in America
  • Sarkes was not happy with this decision

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement:

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has decided that Sarkes will no longer report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men with Semi Automatic Assault Weapons.  

These Mass Shootings are occurring with increasing frequency and have taken a disproportionate amount of Blog Time for Sarkes Corner.  A recent decision by the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board to limit reporting to Mass Shootings that kill 6 or more innocent people has not had an impact.

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board believes that the constant reporting on Mass Shootings in America by Angry White Men, using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons, has taken Sarkes away from his Core Competencies like:

  • Judge Judy
  • George Zimmerman
  • “The Former Guy” the Orange Dotard
  • Florida Crackers (Florida Man)
  • Living Black in America
  • More

Sarkes was not pleased with the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board decision claiming that this Censorship rivals only that placed on the Press by the Strongman Fraternity Brothers; Putin, Erdagon, Xi, Duterte, and Jung Un.

Sensitive to Sarkeses position, the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board compromised with Sarkes and will allow him to report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons if 25 or more innocent people are murdered.  This will allow Sarkes to report on future Mass Shooting like those at:  Sandy Hook Elementary School, Virginia Tech, Las Vegas Concert, and the Orlando Night Club.  

While the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board will not allow Sarkes to report on Mass Shootings, the Board sends “Thoughts and Prayers” to all future victims and their families of future Mass Shootings.