Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Boulder, CO

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Boulder, CO
  • This Mass Shooting was the second in the US in a week, Sarkes is working Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Islamic American Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Boulder, CO.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) King Soopers, a grocery store.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 10 people were murdered, including 1 Police Officer, Eric Talley 

The Mass Murderer, an angry Islamic American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, 21 years old

Family describe Alissa as anti-social, paranoid, and mentally ill …… you think

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 Assault Rifle

The AR-15 is the Weapon of choice for Angry Mass Murderers
In Merica today, one can get an AR-15, even with a mental defect

The Angry Islamic American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was wounded and captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The “Former Guy”, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the King Soopers with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like King Soopers, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers