The 2024 Presidential Election

Executive Summary:

– Florida will have 5 well qualified Candidates for President in the 2024 election

– This is the Initial Sarkes Corner 2024 Presidential Poll, its never too early

Florida, the Gunshine State, is blessed to have 5 qualified Candidates for President in the 2024 Election.  All 5 Candidates come with impressive resumes.  3 Candidates are Republicans, and 2 Candidates are from Independent parties.  All are rich, 3 are White and 2 are Brown.   

Sarkes provides a brief resume for each Gunshine State Candidate and then asks you to cast your ballot for the Initial Sarkes Corner 2024 Presidential Poll.

Candidate 1:  Rick Scott, Junior Senator from the Gunshine State

Rick “Tricky Ricky” Scott was the former CEO of Columbia/HCA.  Under The Tricksters Leadership, Columbia/HCA committed massive Medicare Fraud, and agreed to pay $1.7 billion in fines, then the largest health care fraud case in the country.  After Tricky Ricky’s Golden Parachute (5.1 MILLION Severance, 300 MILLION in Stock, and $950,000 per year consulting contract for 5 years)  Tricky Ricky served 8 years as Governor of the Gunshine State, and is currently the Gunshine’s State Junior Senator.

If elected President in 2024, Tricky Ricky, a Republican, will be the Baldest President in US history

Candidate 2:  Ron DeSantis, Governor of the Gunshine State

Ron DUHSANTIS, a Donald Trump Disciple, has been the Governor of the Gunshine State since 2018.  Before that, the Orange Mini-Me was the US Representative from the Sunshine State’s 6th Congressional District, on the Florida East Gulf Coast around Daytona Beach.  There is consensus that DUHSantis has screwed up Florida’s handling of the Carona Virus and has now doubled down by screwing up the Vaccination program in the State.

DUHSantis, a Republican, is an Orange Mini-Me, and has great Presidential hair

Candidate 3:  Marco Rubio, Senior Senator from the Gunshine State

Marco Rubio has been the Senator from the Gunshine State since 2011.  Before then, “Little” Marco was in the Florida State Legislature, serving as Speaker of the House.  Little Marco, a Republican and a Brown Man, is a Cuban from Miami.  In the Senate, Little Marco is recognized as the virtual secretary of state for Latin America.  Little Marco is best known for sweating bullets and gulping water during a Republican Presidential Primary Debate in 2015.  During those Debates,  Little Marco criticized Donald Trump for having small hands, Trump counter punched stating that he may have small hands, but he has a large Ying Yang. 

Like most Latinos, Little Marco sweats profusely, but drinks lots of water to compensate, its not clear if Little Marco colors his jet Black hair

Candidate 4:  Donald J. Trump, US President – Retired

Donald J. Trump, kiddingly called the “Orange Dotard” by his Strong Man Fraternity Brother Kim Jung UN, was the 1st US President Impeached TWICE while becoming a 1 Term President.  The Orange Victim maintains that the Deep State Stole the 2020 Presidential Election.  “Many People Say” that the Orange Oligarch planned the 1st US Coup since the Revolutionary War in order to “Stop The Steal”.  If the Orange Defendant does not go to the Hoosegow in the next few years, he will run for President for the new Independent PATRIOT PARTY.  The Orange Aryan is strongly supported by the Proud Boys, the Michigan Militia, QANon, and other White Supremacist    organizations, who, by the way, have some “Very Fine People”.

If he had pulled off his Coup, the Orange Fuher had plans to replace his 2 Thumbs Up with a Zeig Heil, and was the first US President with an Orange Face and Hair.
The Orange Candidate will run in 2024 if he avoids the Hoosegow

Candidate 5:  Craig Sarkes Korkoian, Editor – Sarkes Corner

Craig Sarkes Korkoian is currently the Editor in Chief of Sarkes Corner, a Fair and Balanced Publication.  Sarkes, a Brown Man, has been the victim of discrimination against the Brown Man by the Swedish Nobel Prize Committee for Literature.  The Committee consists of Pale, White, mostly Men, Sweeds.  Sarkes is also recognized as an expert in Juris Prudence having watched every episode of Judge Judy for the past 25 years, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final.  Sarkes retired from The Boeing Company, after pumping out High Quality Military Airplanes and Missiles, On Time, Below Cost, and Exceeding Technical Requirements.  Sarkes is running as the Candidate from the Sarkes Independent Party. 

If Sarkes is elected President, he will make wearing a suit and tie optional in all Government offices and is hair challenged 
F15, F18, AV8 Harrier, and T45, all great Boeing Military Jets built by Sarkes

The Initial Sarkes Corner 2024 Presidential Poll:  After carefully reviewing the resume of these 5 strong candidates from the Gunshine State, select the one Candidate that you believe will win the Presidential Election:

Candidate 1:  Tricky Ricky Scott, Republican

Candidate 2:  Ron DUHSantis, Republican

Candidate 3:  Little Marco Rubio, Republican

Candidate 4:  The Orange Oligarch, Patriot Party

Candidate 5:  Sarkes, Sarkes Independent Party

Send you vote via email to:  Sarkes Corner 2024 Presidential Poll at: 

Sarkes will publish the results of the Initial Sarkes Corner 2024 Presidential Poll in a future edition of Sarkes Corner.