Sarkes Declares the Election was RIGGED, STOLEN!

Executive Summary:

– Many States are certifying the final vote counts from the November Election

– Sarkes received just a fraction of the votes predicted

The Final vote count for the Presidential Election are in:

Joe Biden received 81,270,700 for 51.3%

Donald Trump received 74,216,308 for 46.9%

Sarkes received 17 votes for .00000001%

What!  How is this possible.  While Sarkes had not formally declared his bid for the Presidency, the staff of Sarkes Corner predicted that Sarkes would receive over 500 write in ballot votes. While Sarkes had no chance or winning the 2020 Presidential Election, he is concerned that many supporters of Sarkes for President did not have their ballots counted.

Everyone talks about Trump and Biden, but what about Sarkes??!!!

Sarkes was interviewed by the Sarkes Corner Political Bureau.  Normally, Sarkes is cool, calm, collected, reasonable, flexible, and a Stable Genius.  But uncharacteristically, Sarkes ranted and made the following incoherent, nonsensical  statements in regard to the results of the Presidential Election:

“This is a fraud on the American public.”

“Sarkes says, Count every vote.”

“This election is far from over.”

“Beginning Monday, the Sarkes Legal team will start prosecuting our case in court to ensure election laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner is seated,”

“The American People are entitled to an honest election: that means counting all legal ballots, and not counting any illegal ballots.”

“We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why his media allies are trying so hard to help him: they don’t want the truth to be exposed. The simple fact is this election is far from over.” 

“I will not rest until the American People have the honest vote count they deserve and that Democracy demands.”

“Highly suspect ballots were cast that amounted to absolute fraud.”

“Legal votes decide who is president, not the news media.”

“Obviously, Sarkes is not going to concede when at least 600,000 ballots are in question.” 

“This has a long way to go.”

“There has been massive fraud!”

“I think you’re dealing with a very fraudulent system. I’m very worried about that. Many People are very disappointed that we were robbed.”

“It’s gonna be a very hard thing to concede because we know there was massive fraud.”

“Sarkes demands that every legal vote be counted and every illegal vote be discarded!”

“Stop The Steal!!!!!”

Sarkes hopes that the Rigged Election system is fixed before the 2024 Presidential Election and supporters of Sarkes will have their votes counted.  In 2024, Sarkes will be 74 years old, which is rather young for a US President these days.  

If Sarkes monitors his Blood Sugar and keeps up his exercise regime, he should be in good shape to run for President in 2024