- Sarkes had previously analyzed the ways that the Deep State could Rig the Presidential Election
- Sarkes now has proof that the Deep State has Rigged and Stolen the Presidential Election
In the Sarkes Corner published on October 13: Voter Fraud & A Rigged Election, Sarkes analyzed the charges made by the Orange Chosen One that the Deep State was Rigging the November Presidential Election. The Orange Profit claimed that the Deep State was:
- Placing Fake Ballot Boxes in Conservative Neighborhoods and collecting, then trashing, the Ballots from unsuspecting Conservatives
- Paying children to steal Ballots from Mail Boxes in Conservative neighborhoods, paying a bounty of $5 for each stolen Ballot
- Rigging the Voter Rosters by adding Dead people who would then vote for Joe Biden
- Sneaking into the US Illegal Mexicans to vote for Joe Biden, just like Hillary Clinton
- Paying corrupt Postal Workers to divert Ballots from Conservative neighborhoods to Poor Liberal neighborhoods where they would be filled out for Joe Biden
- Printing Ballots in Foreign countries with special disappearing Ink that would fade out any ballots cast for the Orange Victim
After that exhaustive analysis on the many ways that the Deep State was Rigging the November election, Sarkes concluded that it WAS quite possible that the November election could be Rigged.
Fast Forward to Today
As you know, Sarkes had been off the Grid for about 3 weeks after the election. Sarkeses head had been spinning with the daily political news, charges, acquisitions and general bull shit that we Americans were exposed. So Sarkes took a Mental Health Break, focusing on re runs of Judge Judy, and just recently retuned to the busy Sarkes Corner News Room.
At the first Editorial Board Meeting with Sarkes Corner reporters after his return, Sarkes sensed that something was seriously wrong. Sarkes Corner reporters, mostly graduates from the finest Journalism School in the country, the University of Missouri, had their heads down and avoiding eye contact with Sarkes. Sarkes told the reporters: “Listen, you know Sarkes is cool, collected, flexible, unflappable, a Stable Genius, so come out with it, what’s wrong.”
Finally, Sarkes was given the Harsh Truth. The Sarkes Corner Investigative Reporters told Sarkes that they had uncovered indisputable evidence that the November HAD been Rigged……………………and that their evidence was against Sarkes sweet granddaughter, 3 year old Addison Katz-Korkoian.
Needless to say, Sarkes was in shock and calmly asked the Reporters what evidence they had to charge little Addie with these serious charges. The Reporters reluctantly provided the evidence.
On October 29, a Sarkes Corner field team found little Addie, assisted by her mother Meredith, STEALING Ballots from a Washington DC Ballot Box.
Next, the Sarkes Corner Reporters, accessing Addie’s Facebook Account, found the following evidence proving that she had illegally voted for Joe Biden.
Sarkes, a Truth Machine, had no choice but to report these felonies to the proper authorities. Sarkes first call was to the Orange Exalted Leader’s personal attorney, William Barr. Sarkes was told to leave a message but to not expect a return call as Barr was booked up until January 20.
Sarkes then called the head of the Orange Eminence’s Election Legal Team, Rudy (Rud the Dud) Giuliani. Rud the Dud was busy getting a hair cut and dye but Sarkes was assured that Rudy would get back to Sarkes.
After those calls, Sarkes decided to appeal to the Highest Authority, and called the Orange Premier. Sarkes was told that the Orange Commander in Tweets was watching Fox News, but would call Sarkes during a commercial break between Tucker Carlson and Sean O’Hannity.
True to his word, and when has the Orange Commandant ever lied to the American People, Sarkes received a call back. A transcript of that call is next:
Sarkes: Mr. President, thank you so much for calling me back.
Donald Trump: Anytime Sarkes, I am extremely busy, but never too busy to call you. What can I do for you.
Sarkes: Well Mr. President, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I have indisputable evidence that the November Election was Rigged and Stolen from you. I have forwarded that information to the head of your Legal Team, Rudy Giuliani.
Donald Trump: That is good news Sarkes. This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot. Very sad to say it, this election was rigged and we can’t let that happen. We can’t let it happen for our country. This election has to be turned around.
Donald Trump: Thanks Sarkes, but what is the bad news?
Sarkes: Well Mr. President, I regret to report that the main perpetrator is my sweet 3 year old Grandaughter, Addison Katz-Korkoian. What I need is for you is to Pardon Addison. She is too young to spend time in the Slammer and Sarkes commits to work with Addision to convert her to become a Great Conservative like you and Ronald Reagan. I am asking for you to give Addison a break by giving her an unconditional Pardon.
Donald Trump: Considerate done Sarkes. I will get on it right away, well, after I watch Laura Ingraham tonight, she is one fine looking skit eh? I am heading to my Virginia Golf resort tomorrow morning but someone should call you after that to confirm the Pardon.
Sarkes: Thanks Mr. President, see you soon at Mir-A-Lago.