The Nobel Prizes are RIGGED!

Executive Summary:

  • The Orange Peace Keeper was NOT selected for the Nobel PEACE Prize
  • Sarkes was NOT selected for the Noble Prize for LITERATURE
  • The Nobel selection process is RIGGED!, RIGGED!
  • Is the Nobel selection process biased against People of Color?

The various Nobel Prizes were recently announced.  FRONT RUNNERS in two Award categories, The Nobel Peace Prize (Donald J. Trump) and The Nobel Prize in Literature (Craig Sarkes Korkoian) were bypassed and less worthy Candidates were selected.  

These gross decisions by the Nobel Committees are Fake News, Alternate Facts, Phony, a Failed Take Down, Witch Hunt, Charade, Hoax, Hit Job, a Thousand Stabs, Sham, Scam, Set Up, Treasonous, Brutal Assassination, Harassment, Lynching, Triple Hearsay, Crusade, and a Terrible Thing.  

History will show that the Nobel Committees were wrong, and Donald J. Trump and Craig Sarkes Korkoian were 1,000 Percent worthy,  Perfect, Perfecto, Did Nothing Wrong.  Trump and Sarkes will be Completely  Exonerated, Completely Vindicated, Case Closed.

The Nobel Peace Prize

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is responsible for the Nobel Peace Prize. This committee is both the working body and the deciding body for the Nobel Peace Prize.   How could the Norwegian Nobel Committee turn on the Orange Aryan who is on record wanting fewer immigrants from “shit hole countries” and more from places like Norway, Norway!

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is loaded with Old, White, Mostly Men with a few Token Women

The 2020 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to The World Food Programme (WFP).  WHAT?!!  The World Food Programme is the food-assistance branch of the United Nations and the world’s largest humanitarian organization focused on hunger and food security. Founded in 1961, it is headquartered in Rome and has offices in 80 countries.  

Feeding the World’s Poor cannot compete with the Accomplishments of the Orange Profit

Sure, the WFP has done good work, but how can they top the fact that our Orange Kissinger brokered Peace in the Middle East, something that NO US President has ever accomplished.  Heck, not even our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ has been able to negotiate Peace in the Middle East.

The Orange King of the Jews was so confident that he had tens of thousands of autographed photos made, suitable for framing

Making matters worse is that The Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the  Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 is to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.  

Rubbing Salt in the Orange Wound is the fact that Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize, Oh The Humanity!

The Nobel Prize in Literature

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences of the Swedish Academy is the body that selects the winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature. 

Like the Norwegian Nobel Committee, the Royal Swedish Academy is loaded with Old, White, Mostly Men with a few Token Women

The 2020 Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to Louise Elisabeth Glück, an American poet and essayist. WHO?  Glück has won numerous major literary awards, including the Pulitzer Prize, National Humanities Medal, National Book Award, National Book Critics Circle Award, and the Bollingen Prize. From 2003 to 2004, she was Poet Laureate of the United States. 

Sure, Glück has an impressive resume, but she is NO SARKES

Sarkes has been overlooked the past few years by the biased Royal Swedish Academy.  Sarkes works tirelessly as a Fair and Balanced Journalist, a Truth Machine, serving Unbiased News to America as Editor in Chief of the fabled, award winning, Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes works tirelessly under adverse conditions to meet the deadlines for Sarkes Corner

So, BOTH Donald J. Trump AND Sarkes were spurned by the Nobel Committees.  What do they have in common? …………. both are esteemed Americans AND Men of Color.  Donald J. Trump (an Orange Man) and Sarkes (a Brown Man).

The Orange Oracle and Sarkes are both Men of Color AND Fans of Stormy Daniels

Sarkeses Source in the White House, LEAKER, sent Sarkes a transcript of an Emergency Meeting called by the Orange Maharajah in the aftermath of the Noble Prize announcements.

Mark Meadows – White House Chief of Staff:  Steve, Bill, thanks for showing up at such short notice.  The President is PISSED, and this is not Roid Rage from his Caronavirus Steroid treatments.

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary:  Mark, what’s this all about?  We have already cleared up the debacle of sending 1.4 Billion Dollars in Stimulus Recovery Checks to the Dead.

William Barr – Trump’s Personal Lawyer:  I hope this doesn’t take too long, I need to get those indictments rolling against Hunter Biden and Slo Mo Joe Biden.

Donald J. Trump barges into the Conference Room 15 minutes late.

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA:  What the F – – K!!!! Did you hear the news.  I did not win the Nobel Peace Prize.  The Sweeds or Norwegians gave the Peace Prize to some Food Bank, not even a person!  What the F – – K is that all about.  I bring Peace to the Middle East and what is my reward, NOTHING!!!!!  Not only is the US Election RIGGED, but so is the Nobel Prize selections!  These Nobel Committees are White like us, what the F – – K!  Why did they turn on me!!!!!

Meadows, Mnuchin, and Barr in Unison:  Unbelievable Boss, what a travesty, you should have won the Peace Prize.  You are the best, most effective US President and better than any other President in the world. You brought Peace to the Middle East when no-one else could.

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA:  Steve, I want ALL US Funding to the Nobel Committee stopped IMMEDIATELY, and, I want the US to pull out of the Nobel Prize Treaty.  You got it!!!

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: (whispering to Mark Meadows) We don’t Fund the Nobel Committees and we don’t have a Treaty with them.  What the F – – K.

Mark Meadows – White House Chief of Staff: (whispering to Steve Mnuchin)  Don’t worry Steve, just agree with him, he won’t remember anyway.

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: Don’t worry Boss, consider it done.  Funding for the Nobel Committees stops today.  I can’t help with the Treaty, that’s Bill Barrs sand box.

William Barr – Trump’s Personal Lawyer:  What, ah, …….. actually, that one is for Secretary of State Pompeo.  I’ll get with Mike and we will get out of Treaty with the Nobel Committee today.  

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA: Finally, I want a 25% Tariff against all Nordic Countries, that will teach those ungrateful Aryans.  I thought they were one of us, what happened to them?

Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: Don’t worry Boss, consider it done.  Tariffs start today.

Donald J. Trump – President of the USA:  OK, that’s all, I need to get back to the Oval Office to listen to Rush Limbaugh and watch Fox News.

Trump has assembled a World Class Cabinet and Staff, second to none