Voter Fraud & A Rigged Election

Executive Summary:

  • According to the Orange Supreme Leader, the November Election will be fraught with Voter Fraud initiated by the Deep State
  • Sarkes investigated the various ways that the Deep State is attempting to Rig the November Election, according to the Orange Chosen One
  • Will the November Presidential Election be Rigged?

The Orange Profit stated at a recent campaign rally:  “The only way we’re going to lose this election is if the election is rigged.”  Knowing that the Orange Exalted Leader has never lied to the American People, Sarkes investigated the various ways that the Deep State will Rig the November election, according to his Orange Royal Highness. 

FAKE BALLOT BOXES:

A prosecutor in Michigan has flushed a complaint about a Toilet that was promoted as a place to drop absentee ballots.  The election clerk in Ingham County informed police about a Toilet on the front lawn of a home in Mason, near Lansing, a home of a Registered Democrat. A sign said, “Place mail in ballots here.”

Dozens of Mail Ballots from Conservatives were found deposited in this Ballot Box

The Deep State understands that a large part of the Orange Monarchs Conservative Base are Uneducated, Underemployed, Lazy White Folk who aren’t too bright.  The Deep State knew that these ignorant Conservatives would drop their Ballots in the Toilet Ballot Box.  Then, the Deep State would burn the Ballots.

Its a wonder that Trumps Base can even figure out how to fill out a Ballot

CHILDREN STEALING BALLOTS FROM MAIL BOXES:

The Orange Eminence has proof that Poor Children, mostly Black and Hispanic have been trained by the Deep State to raid and steal Ballots from Mail Boxes in Rich, White, Republican neighborhoods.  It is reported that, like a bounty, the Poor Children get $5.00 for each Conservative Ballot they steal and turn into the Deep State.  $5.00 per is a fortune to a Poor Black or Hispanic child.

No one thinks that small children would commit felonies so they go unnoticed

DEAD VOTING:

The Dead have been voting since 1955 in Chicago, IL, first recruited by Democratic Chicago Mayor Richard Daley.  So, the Deep State has benchmarked Mayor Daley’s Best Practice and are enabling the Dead to vote in all 50 states.

Mayor Richard Daley never lost an election, and was backed by Unions and the Dead
The Deep State is not hiding the fact that they are getting the Dead to Vote

The Deep State are banking that the Dead Voting would not be a big deal for the Republicans.  You see, the Orange Treasury Department issued over 1.1 million Stimulus payments, totaling almost $1.4 Billion dollars, in Stimulus Checks to the Dead.  So, Republicans are all in with engaging the Dead. 

Sarkes deceased mother, Alice, received her Stimulus Check over a year after she passed, thanks to the benevolent Orange Mortician 

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS VOTING:

The Orange Stable Genius claims that he DID NOT lose the Popular Vote in the 2016 Presidential, rather, over 5 million Illegal Mexicans were recruited by Hillary Clinton to vote illegally.  While the Illegal Mexican vote did not impact the Electoral College, it did allow Hillary Clinton to win the Popular Vote by over 3 million voters, 3 million.  Using the Hillary Clinton model, the Deep State has been quietly smuggling in millions of Illegal Mexicans to vote in November.

Hillary Clinton won the Popular Vote by smuggling in over 5 million Illegal Mexicans
Despite the Big Beautiful Orange Wall, the Deep State is continually smuggling in Illegal Mexicans to vote in November

DIVERTING BALLOTS FROM RICH TO POOR NEIGHBORHOODS:

The Orange Oligarch claims that he has evidence, from Postmaster General Louis Dejoy, that Mail Ballots are purposely being manipulated to be sent to Democratic areas and NOT Republican areas.   Postmaster Louis DeJoy has only been in the Office since May 2020, but quickly found the the Deep State had infiltrated the United States Postal Service, bribing Postal Workers to deliver Mail Ballots to Poor Neighborhoods and to trash Ballots that were to go to Rich Neighborhoods.

On the surface, Postmaster General DeJoy appears to be a Moron, but he sniffed out the Mail Ballot Scam
Mail Ballots are being delivered to Poor Neighborhoods, but not to Rich Neighborhoods

MAIL BALLOTS ARE BEING PRINTED IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES:

The Orange Potentate also has evidence that Millions, that’s Millions, of Mail In Ballots are being Printed in Foreign Countries.  On the surface, the ignorant and uniformed would wonder what difference does it make where a Ballot is printed.  Contrare Mon Fare, The Deep State has identified Foreign Countries that have Printing Presses that have the ability to Print Ballots that have a special coating.  On the Ballot, if a Voter selects a Republican, the Foreign Ballot will fade out that vote and replace with a vote for a Democrat.  

Millions, Millions of Rigged Ballots are being printed in Foreign Countries.

What Countries are Printing these tainted, rigged, Ballots?  The Orange Oracle has stated that: “It could be Russia, but it could also be China, could be India, it could also be lots of other countries, it also could be somebody that weighs 400 pounds, sitting on their couch, in the Basement of their Mothers home with a Printing Press.”  His Orange Excellency continued:  “The printing of Mail Ballots in Foreign Countries will be the Scandal of our Times!”.  

There you have it. While Sarkes, a Fair and Balanced Journalist, never jumps to conclusions before investigating a story, must admit that he had some doubt that the charges of Voter Fraud by the Orange General Secretary was at best Political Hooey or at least out right lies.  

The Orange Cynic does not Trust the Deep State, but also does not Trust Melania to vote for him

Sarkes stands corrected, it’s clear that the Deep State has come up with many strange and innovative ways to steal the November Election from the Orange El Jefe.  Who would have thought.

So, if Biden wins the November Presidential Election, the Election was Rigged.  But, if the Orange Czar wins??????

Sarkes would have bet a Dunkin Donut coffee that the Orange Latte was making up the charges of Voter Fraud.  Wow, Sarkes was wrong.