The Fly?

Executive Summary:

  • During the Vice Presidential Debate Last Night, a Fly landed on the head of VP Pence
  • Was this really a Fly? Hmmmmm
How did a Fly get into this Controlled Environment?

Let the record show that Sarkes DID NOT watch the Vice Presidential Debate last night, but had a gaggle of Sarkes Corner reporters assigned to watch and report.  Sarkes pays his reporters so they have no say in their assignments.  On the other hand, Sarkes has choices, and decided to watch re-runs of Judge Judy instead of wasting time on watching the Debate.   Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final.

Judge Judy says that Losers choose to watch Political Debates instead of watching her dish out justice.  

During the Debate last night, the Vice Presidential candidates were in a serious moment when a Black Bug, which looked like a Fly, landed on Mike Pence’s thick, stark white hair. Most viewers’ attention then turned to the Fly, which rested in Pence’s hair for over 2 minutes, then flew away.

How could a Fly stay stuck in Pence’s Hair for 2 minutes, Brylcreem?

While on the surface, this might seemed like an innocent, humorous moment, it turns out that it was much much more.  

Sarkes has an Informant in the Trump / Pence Campaign Office, LEAKER.  Sarkes is fortunate that LEAKER is one of the few Trump / Pence Campaign Office Staffers WITHOUT having tested Positive for the Caronavirus.  

LEAKER does not have the Caronavirus like the rest of Trump’s staff …………. yet

LEAKER called Sarkes with startling, Breaking News.  LEAKER reported that the Secret Service has determined that the Black object stuck in Pence’s White Hair WAS NOT a Fly, rather it was a Mini Micro Drone!

Great Tech companies like Boeing are able to miniaturize Drones, obviously, some as small as a FLY

LEAKER told Sarkes that the Secret Service determined that the Mini Micro Drone was not stuck in Pence’s thick White Brylcreem laden hair, rather the Mini Micro Drone was injecting a foreign substance into the VP.  LEAKER told Sarkes that this explains why Pence continued to babble nonsense long after his time was up on the Debate Clock. 

Pence is not to be blamed for his long winded babbling, he was drugged

LEAKER then told Sarkes that the Secret Service wanted to take VP Pence to Walter Reed hospital, but was overridden by the Orange Physician who was quoted:  “Only Panty Wastes and Girly Boys go to a hospital.  I can’t believe that I let my Failed Medical Staff talk me into going to Walter Reed.  That won’t happen again, and for sure I won’t let Pence go and further embarrass  me.”

Don’t Blame the Secret Service, they tried
Trump is a Mans Man, stricken with Caronavirus, he don’t need no Stink’n Mask