– The 2nd Presidential Debate is scheduled for Thursday, October 22
– DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS JUNK TV
The 2nd Presidential Debate between the Orange Stable Genus and Sleepy Joe Biden will air on Thursday, October 22. Sarkes warned you to NOT watch the 1st Debate but many of you disregarded Sarkeses Sage Advice and watched it any way. Shame on you. DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!!!!!
In an Award Winning Sarkes Corner posted on September 17, 2020 titled “Trump v Biden, The Presidential Debate” Sarkes predicted EXACTLY what would happen in the 1st Debate. Of course, Sarkes was 1,000 Percent Correct. DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!!!!!
Sarkes argues that NONE OF YOU are UNDECIDED, you know who will get your vote. Heck, many of you have already voted. So, why would you watch this garbage TV, WHY? If, for some reason, you like to watch a Train Wreck, or 2 Septuagenarian interrupting and talking over each other, or other tragic events, you can get your instant gratification:
-If you have already voted for Trump or will be voting for Trump, watch Fox News Fair and Balanced or America One Network on Friday Morning.
-If you have already voted for Biden or will be voting for Biden, watch CNN and MSNBC on Friday Morning.
Sarkes will be watching Re Runs of Judge Judy (the Cased are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final). But, Sarkes understands that some of you may not like Judge Judy. So, watch Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Acorn, anything but this Stupid Debate.
FINAL WARNING – DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THE 2ND DEBATE!!
The Orange Peace Keeper was NOT selected for the Nobel PEACE Prize
Sarkes was NOT selected for the Noble Prize for LITERATURE
The Nobel selection process is RIGGED!, RIGGED!
Is the Nobel selection process biased against People of Color?
The various Nobel Prizes were recently announced. FRONT RUNNERS in two Award categories, The Nobel Peace Prize (Donald J. Trump) and The Nobel Prize in Literature (Craig Sarkes Korkoian) were bypassed and less worthy Candidates were selected.
These gross decisions by the Nobel Committees are Fake News, Alternate Facts, Phony, a Failed Take Down, Witch Hunt, Charade, Hoax, Hit Job, a Thousand Stabs, Sham, Scam, Set Up, Treasonous, Brutal Assassination, Harassment, Lynching, Triple Hearsay, Crusade, and a Terrible Thing.
History will show that the Nobel Committees were wrong, and Donald J. Trump and Craig Sarkes Korkoian were 1,000 Percent worthy, Perfect, Perfecto, Did Nothing Wrong. Trump and Sarkes will be Completely Exonerated, Completely Vindicated, Case Closed.
The Nobel Peace Prize
The Norwegian Nobel Committee is responsible for the Nobel Peace Prize. This committee is both the working body and the deciding body for the Nobel Peace Prize. How could the Norwegian Nobel Committee turn on the Orange Aryan who is on record wanting fewer immigrants from “shit hole countries” and more from places like Norway, Norway!
The 2020 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to The World Food Programme (WFP). WHAT?!! The World Food Programme is the food-assistance branch of the United Nations and the world’s largest humanitarian organization focused on hunger and food security. Founded in 1961, it is headquartered in Rome and has offices in 80 countries.
Sure, the WFP has done good work, but how can they top the fact that our Orange Kissinger brokered Peace in the Middle East, something that NO US President has ever accomplished. Heck, not even our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ has been able to negotiate Peace in the Middle East.
Making matters worse is that The Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 is to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.
The Nobel Prize in Literature
The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences of the Swedish Academy is the body that selects the winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature.
The 2020 Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to Louise Elisabeth Glück, an American poet and essayist. WHO? Glück has won numerous major literary awards, including the Pulitzer Prize, National Humanities Medal, National Book Award, National Book Critics Circle Award, and the Bollingen Prize. From 2003 to 2004, she was Poet Laureate of the United States.
Sarkes has been overlooked the past few years by the biased Royal Swedish Academy. Sarkes works tirelessly as a Fair and Balanced Journalist, a Truth Machine, serving Unbiased News to America as Editor in Chief of the fabled, award winning, Sarkes Corner.
So, BOTH Donald J. Trump AND Sarkes were spurned by the Nobel Committees. What do they have in common? …………. both are esteemed Americans AND Men of Color. Donald J. Trump (an Orange Man) and Sarkes (a Brown Man).
Sarkeses Source in the White House, LEAKER, sent Sarkes a transcript of an Emergency Meeting called by the Orange Maharajah in the aftermath of the Noble Prize announcements.
Mark Meadows – White House Chief of Staff: Steve, Bill, thanks for showing up at such short notice. The President is PISSED, and this is not Roid Rage from his Caronavirus Steroid treatments.
Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: Mark, what’s this all about? We have already cleared up the debacle of sending 1.4 Billion Dollars in Stimulus Recovery Checks to the Dead.
William Barr – Trump’s Personal Lawyer: I hope this doesn’t take too long, I need to get those indictments rolling against Hunter Biden and Slo Mo Joe Biden.
Donald J. Trump barges into the Conference Room 15 minutes late.
Donald J. Trump – President of the USA: What the F – – K!!!! Did you hear the news. I did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. The Sweeds or Norwegians gave the Peace Prize to some Food Bank, not even a person! What the F – – K is that all about. I bring Peace to the Middle East and what is my reward, NOTHING!!!!! Not only is the US Election RIGGED, but so is the Nobel Prize selections! These Nobel Committees are White like us, what the F – – K! Why did they turn on me!!!!!
Meadows, Mnuchin, and Barr in Unison: Unbelievable Boss, what a travesty, you should have won the Peace Prize. You are the best, most effective US President and better than any other President in the world. You brought Peace to the Middle East when no-one else could.
Donald J. Trump – President of the USA: Steve, I want ALL US Funding to the Nobel Committee stopped IMMEDIATELY, and, I want the US to pull out of the Nobel Prize Treaty. You got it!!!
Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: (whispering to Mark Meadows) We don’t Fund the Nobel Committees and we don’t have a Treaty with them. What the F – – K.
Mark Meadows – White House Chief of Staff: (whispering to Steve Mnuchin) Don’t worry Steve, just agree with him, he won’t remember anyway.
Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: Don’t worry Boss, consider it done. Funding for the Nobel Committees stops today. I can’t help with the Treaty, that’s Bill Barrs sand box.
William Barr – Trump’s Personal Lawyer: What, ah, …….. actually, that one is for Secretary of State Pompeo. I’ll get with Mike and we will get out of Treaty with the Nobel Committee today.
Donald J. Trump – President of the USA: Finally, I want a 25% Tariff against all Nordic Countries, that will teach those ungrateful Aryans. I thought they were one of us, what happened to them?
Steven Mnuchin – Treasury Secretary: Don’t worry Boss, consider it done. Tariffs start today.
Donald J. Trump – President of the USA: OK, that’s all, I need to get back to the Oval Office to listen to Rush Limbaugh and watch Fox News.
According to the Orange Supreme Leader, the November Election will be fraught with Voter Fraud initiated by the Deep State
Sarkes investigated the various ways that the Deep State is attempting to Rig the November Election, according to the Orange Chosen One
Will the November Presidential Election be Rigged?
The Orange Profit stated at a recent campaign rally: “The only way we’re going to lose this election is if the election is rigged.” Knowing that the Orange Exalted Leader has never lied to the American People, Sarkes investigated the various ways that the Deep State will Rig the November election, according to his Orange Royal Highness.
FAKE BALLOT BOXES:
A prosecutor in Michigan has flushed a complaint about a Toilet that was promoted as a place to drop absentee ballots. The election clerk in Ingham County informed police about a Toilet on the front lawn of a home in Mason, near Lansing, a home of a Registered Democrat. A sign said, “Place mail in ballots here.”
The Deep State understands that a large part of the Orange Monarchs Conservative Base are Uneducated, Underemployed, Lazy White Folk who aren’t too bright. The Deep State knew that these ignorant Conservatives would drop their Ballots in the Toilet Ballot Box. Then, the Deep State would burn the Ballots.
CHILDREN STEALING BALLOTS FROM MAIL BOXES:
The Orange Eminence has proof that Poor Children, mostly Black and Hispanic have been trained by the Deep State to raid and steal Ballots from Mail Boxes in Rich, White, Republican neighborhoods. It is reported that, like a bounty, the Poor Children get $5.00 for each Conservative Ballot they steal and turn into the Deep State. $5.00 per is a fortune to a Poor Black or Hispanic child.
The Dead have been voting since 1955 in Chicago, IL, first recruited by Democratic Chicago Mayor Richard Daley. So, the Deep State has benchmarked Mayor Daley’s Best Practice and are enabling the Dead to vote in all 50 states.
The Deep State are banking that the Dead Voting would not be a big deal for the Republicans. You see, the Orange Treasury Department issued over 1.1 million Stimulus payments, totaling almost $1.4 Billion dollars, in Stimulus Checks to the Dead. So, Republicans are all in with engaging the Dead.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS VOTING:
The Orange Stable Genius claims that he DID NOT lose the Popular Vote in the 2016 Presidential, rather, over 5 million Illegal Mexicans were recruited by Hillary Clinton to vote illegally. While the Illegal Mexican vote did not impact the Electoral College, it did allow Hillary Clinton to win the Popular Vote by over 3 million voters, 3 million. Using the Hillary Clinton model, the Deep State has been quietly smuggling in millions of Illegal Mexicans to vote in November.
DIVERTING BALLOTS FROM RICH TO POOR NEIGHBORHOODS:
The Orange Oligarch claims that he has evidence, from Postmaster General Louis Dejoy, that Mail Ballots are purposely being manipulated to be sent to Democratic areas and NOT Republican areas. Postmaster Louis DeJoy has only been in the Office since May 2020, but quickly found the the Deep State had infiltrated the United States Postal Service, bribing Postal Workers to deliver Mail Ballots to Poor Neighborhoods and to trash Ballots that were to go to Rich Neighborhoods.
MAIL BALLOTS ARE BEING PRINTED IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES:
The Orange Potentate also has evidence that Millions, that’s Millions, of Mail In Ballots are being Printed in Foreign Countries. On the surface, the ignorant and uniformed would wonder what difference does it make where a Ballot is printed. Contrare Mon Fare, The Deep State has identified Foreign Countries that have Printing Presses that have the ability to Print Ballots that have a special coating. On the Ballot, if a Voter selects a Republican, the Foreign Ballot will fade out that vote and replace with a vote for a Democrat.
What Countries are Printing these tainted, rigged, Ballots? The Orange Oracle has stated that: “It could be Russia, but it could also be China, could be India, it could also be lots of other countries, it also could be somebody that weighs 400 pounds, sitting on their couch, in the Basement of their Mothers home with a Printing Press.” His Orange Excellency continued: “The printing of Mail Ballots in Foreign Countries will be the Scandal of our Times!”.
There you have it. While Sarkes, a Fair and Balanced Journalist, never jumps to conclusions before investigating a story, must admit that he had some doubt that the charges of Voter Fraud by the Orange General Secretary was at best Political Hooey or at least out right lies.
Sarkes stands corrected, it’s clear that the Deep State has come up with many strange and innovative ways to steal the November Election from the Orange El Jefe. Who would have thought.
So, if Biden wins the November Presidential Election, the Election was Rigged. But, if the Orange Czar wins??????
During the Vice Presidential Debate Last Night, a Fly landed on the head of VP Pence
Was this really a Fly? Hmmmmm
Let the record show that Sarkes DID NOT watch the Vice Presidential Debate last night, but had a gaggle of Sarkes Corner reporters assigned to watch and report. Sarkes pays his reporters so they have no say in their assignments. On the other hand, Sarkes has choices, and decided to watch re-runs of Judge Judy instead of wasting time on watching the Debate. Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Rulings are Final.
During the Debate last night, the Vice Presidential candidates were in a serious moment when a Black Bug, which looked like a Fly, landed on Mike Pence’s thick, stark white hair. Most viewers’ attention then turned to the Fly, which rested in Pence’s hair for over 2 minutes, then flew away.
While on the surface, this might seemed like an innocent, humorous moment, it turns out that it was much much more.
Sarkes has an Informant in the Trump / Pence Campaign Office, LEAKER. Sarkes is fortunate that LEAKER is one of the few Trump / Pence Campaign Office Staffers WITHOUT having tested Positive for the Caronavirus.
LEAKER called Sarkes with startling, Breaking News. LEAKER reported that the Secret Service has determined that the Black object stuck in Pence’s White Hair WAS NOT a Fly, rather it was a Mini Micro Drone!
LEAKER told Sarkes that the Secret Service determined that the Mini Micro Drone was not stuck in Pence’s thick White Brylcreem laden hair, rather the Mini Micro Drone was injecting a foreign substance into the VP. LEAKER told Sarkes that this explains why Pence continued to babble nonsense long after his time was up on the Debate Clock.
LEAKER then told Sarkes that the Secret Service wanted to take VP Pence to Walter Reed hospital, but was overridden by the Orange Physician who was quoted: “Only Panty Wastes and Girly Boys go to a hospital. I can’t believe that I let my Failed Medical Staff talk me into going to Walter Reed. That won’t happen again, and for sure I won’t let Pence go and further embarrass me.”