- A Cracker drove through a Florida town in a Backhoe digging up Biden-Harris Campaign Signs
- The Cracker then led police in an O.J. Simpson Slow Motion Chase thru town
Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributors Jerry Katz and Cindy Mamelian for this head shaking story of Cracker Vandalism in Haines City, Florida.
Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze. Crackers are usually, friendly, Salt of the Earth people………….UNTIL they get hopped up on Booze or Drugs. Once on Booze or Drugs, the Cracker transforms into a different person. Add Heat to that mix, and the results are often tragic.
Cracker James Blight was arrested in Haines City, FL, for stealing a Backhoe to dig up the yards and vandalize the homes of people displaying Joe Biden signs.
Cracker James Blight, 26, was arrested and charged with Grand Theft Auto and Trespassing. Cracker Blight told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and did not remember most of the day. Cracker Blight said that he couldn’t remember stealing the Backhoe or remembering damaging the Joe Biden signs. Cracker Blight also admitted that he did not know how to operate a Backhoe. Thankfully, Cracker Blight was not Packing Heat.
In addition, Cracker Blight took out a chain-link fence and a city-owned speed limit sign. Haines City Police Chief Jim Elensky said: “It’s absurd that a grown man could think he had the right to destroy someone else’s property based on a difference in political opinion. The fact that he was driving this heavy equipment, that he did not know how to operate, down busy roads could have been disastrous. We’re thankful that no one was hurt in this matter,”.
Good Samaritan and Resident neighbor Cornelius Marion witnessed the vicious attack said: “He revved up the engine and rammed the fence. I saw the driver scooping up the yard and the Biden-Harris campaign sign. I thought something was wrong. I jumped into my truck and called 911 and followed him along, and the whole time he’s riding down the road, he’s yelling at people, cussing them out.”
After his initial attack on Biden Campaign Signs, Cracker Blight then led Police on a slow-motion Backhoe chase across town similar to the famous slow-motion car O.J Simpson Bronco Car chase. Cars started backing up behind the slow moving Backhoe.
But Cracker Blight was not done. As Cracker Blight passed by another lawn with multiple Biden-Harris campaign signs, he turned the Backhoe and dug more Signs and then hit the the Speed Limit Sign, knocking it down.
Cracker Blight’s vicious attack on Biden Campaign Signs and City Property was done in a Black neighborhood. But, Cracker Blight IS NOT A RACIST, it’s just that Blacks vote predominantly for Democrats, DESPITE all that the Orange MLK has done for Blacks the past 4 years.
Haines City Police were questioning Cracker Blight’s explanation of his behaviors stating: ”Blight claimed he was drunk, but if he was drunk, how could he steal and drive a tractor right up here to this area, that’s a predominantly Black area? Operating the backhoe like a normal person. Blight said that he accidentally ran into something, but no, you don’t deliberately dropped your front end loader at the other house and scoop up in their yard, so I don’t buy the drunkenness part.”
Sarkes is surprised that the Haines City Police are as naive as they seem. They should know the power of a Cracker hopped up on Booze and Drugs. It happens everyday in Florida. Inebriated Crackers have accomplished some amazing feats.