Trump v Biden, The Presidential Debate

Executive Summary:

– The first Presidential Debate is scheduled for Tuesday, September 29

– Sarkes has been asked to provide an assessment AND to declare a winner

The first Presidential Debate, between Slo Mo Jo Biden and the Orange Emperor Donald J. Trump, is scheduled for Tuesday, September 29.  While the exact time of the Debate is still being determined, it should be early as these two Septuagenarians (people in their 70’s) could fall asleep at the podium if the Debate is scheduled too late.

Trump and Biden are both in their 70’s and will wear their PJs under their suits to get to bed quickly after the debate

“Many People Say” Sarkes, we look forward to your post-debate assessment and declaration of a Debate Winner.  Alas, Sarkes must DISAPPOINT, sorry.  Sarkes will NOT be watching the Presidential Debate on Tuesday, September 29.  

Sarkeses time is too valuable to waste on this Garbage TV.  Sarkes prefers to spend his TV Capital on watching socially redeeming programs like Reruns of JUDGE JUDY, where Sarkes attained his Legal Acumen, and THE APPRENTICE,  where Sarkes attained his Business Acumen.  Also, Sarkes, learned more at Trump University than he did at Missouri University of Science and Technology. 

Judge Judy, the Cases are Real, the People are Real, the Judgements are FINAL!
The Orange CEO shouts – YOU’RE FIRED!
Sarkes is Proud of his Trump University degree, and Graduate Day Photo Op with the Orange Provost 

Another reason to skip watching the Debate…….who has not already made up their mind on who they will vote for President?  NOBODY!  Ask yourself, do you know anybody; family, friends, coworkers, acquaintances, etc, who have not decided on voting for the Orange Messiah or Sleepy Joe Biden?  Trust Sarkes on this.

Do you know anyone who is still undecided?  Sarkes thinks not

In fact, Sarkes will provide a service to Americans who also do not want to waste their time on this Garbage TV.  Who wants to watch two Septuagenarians yell and scream at each other, calling the other incompetent and unfit for office, all while trying to stay awake.  NOT SARKES.  Let Sarkes deliver the Harsh Truth; during this Debate, there will be no discussion on policy, plans, or initiatives, just 2 plus hours of vicious character assassination. 

The Presidential Debates will be Garbage TV, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME

But, since Sarkes has a Fiduciary duty to Subscribers of Sarkes Corner, Sarkes will now provide a Summary of the Presidential Debate on Tuesday, September 29.  Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?, “Many People Say”, Sarkes, how can you do that, are you clairvoyant?  No, Sarkes is NOT clairvoyant, but has watched Bozo Joe Biden and Ronald McDonald Donald long enough to script the debate. 

Watching Ronald McDonald Donald and Bozo Joe Biden debate will be a WASTE OF YOUR TIME

In fact, Sarkes will save you time the morning of Wednesday, September 30, by telling you here and now what you will see if you tune into your favorite morning Cable TV channel.

If you watch FOX NEWS or ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK, you will learn:

  • Donald J. Trump clearly won the Debate
  • Biden is a tool of the Radical Liberal Left
  • A Biden Presidency will turn America into a Socialist state
  • Biden will confiscate your Guns and Ammo
  • Under Biden, small business will close and millions laid off permanently
  • Biden has dementia 
  • Biden is easy on China
  • Biden will let Black Mobs invade the Suburbs and threaten White Women
  • Biden will empty the Prisons and Criminals will run rampant 
  • There will be riots and chaos in the streets if Biden gets elected
  • Biden is using the Caronavirus to Rig and Steal the November Election
  • Kamala Harris is not eligible to be VP, her parents were not US Citizens
According to Fox News and OAN, Trump was the clear winner of the Debate

If you watch CNN or MSNBC, you will learn:

  • Joe Biden clearly won the Debate
  • Trump is a dismal failure and has failed to do his job
  • Trump throws gas on the fire, dividing America
  • Trump is unfit for office
  • Trump’s America is for the Rich White or Uneducated White
  • The GOP has become a Trump Booster Club without a Platform
  • Trump botched the Caronavirus killing 10s of thousands Americans
  • Trump calls our Military heroes Losers and Suckers
  • Trump is a serial lier and continues to lie to America
  • Trump embraces Americas enemies and has shunned our allies
  • Trump is a friend of the White Supremacist
  • Trump’s policies have driven our Record Debt and Deficits   
According to CNN and MSNBC, Biden was the clear winner of the Debate

There you have it.  DO NOT waste your time watching these Sham Debates.  Sarkes has told you everything you will see and hear if you decide to waste your time and watch the Debate.  There is one thing that Sarkes is unsure……will either of these Septuagenarians fall asleep or have a heart attack during the Debate.

Septuagenarians Biden and Trump could have a heart attack during the debate
Septuagenarians Biden and Trump could fall asleep during the debate
Sarkes is Fair, Balanced, No Spin, A Truth Machine, AND, not a Septuagenarian