– Joe Biden is the Democratic Candidate for President in 2020
– Sarkes identifies the path to a November Win for Biden
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Warning Warning Warning: This in-depth report on how Joe Biden can beat Donald Trump in November is a lengthy analysis but worth the time to read. While Sarkes Corner offerings are typically short and concise, this analysis required a lengthy report. Warning Warning Warning:
During the Democratic National Convention in 2016, Michelle Obama said: “When they go low, we go high.” Alas, that strategy did not work in 2016 and will not work in 2020.
With all due respect to Michelle Obama, Sarkes tells Joe Biden that if he wants to win in November, his mantra must be: “When they go low, and they will, we go lower.”
Sleepy Joe Biden may be slow but he is far from stupid. Slow Joe knows that the Orange Oligarch won the 2016 Presidential Election with tactics never seen previously in a Presidential Election…….and, of course with the help of his buddy Vlads Putin and the Russian Commies.
So, for the 2020 Presidential election, if Tired Joe Biden wants to win, he must use the Orange Knute Rockne Playbook on how to win a Presidential Election. The Playbook has 4 simple, tried and true, Pages:
THE DONALD TRUMP PLAYBOOK ON WINNING ELECTIONS:
Playbook Page 1 – Have Extramarital Affairs and/or Sexually harass women
In 2016 we learned that Americans do not care that their elected politicians sexually harass women or have adulterous affairs. Many men charged with sexual harassment, or found to have cheated on their wives, get elected and re-elected over and over again. In fact, White Christian Fundamentalist Evangelicals recently declassified Adultery as a sin.
The Orange Bird Dog was accused of Sexually Harassing and P-Grabbing over 25 women. In each and every case, the Orange Cock Hound denied that he was a P-Grabber. He claimed that all of these women were Gold Diggers who were only after his money, and 10 minutes of fame. Note, this count does not include the 2 women who became the Orange Bird Dogs second and third wives after adulterous affairs.
Crazy Joe Biden was also accused of P-Grabbing, but by only one women. If Tepid Joe is to use the Orange Kaisers Play Book on how to win a Presidential election, he should continue to say that he is innocent. And, if Joe is smart, he should find several more women to accuse him of P-Grabbing. Using the Trump playbook, the more P-Grabbing the better.
Playbook Page 2 – Insult, Insult, Insult!
The SHORT List of who the Orange Bully insulted on his way to the landslide 2016 Presidential election include:
- Republicans in Name Only (RINOs)
- Never Trumpers (Human Scum)
- Lame Stream Media
- The Disabled
- Catholics, specifically the Pope
- African Shit Hole Countries
- Military Gold Star Mothers and Fathers
Again, this is just a short list. What makes this Page in the Playbook effective is to NEVER EVER APOLOGIZE, NEVER, EVER, NEVER, when using Junior High School insults and bullying. In fact, the Orange Exalted Leader not only Insulted, but he Double Downed, Tripled Down, and Quadrupled Down.
Now, Quid Pro Joe is in the early stages of using Page 2 of the Playbook, Insult. Slow Mo Joe insulted African Americans who voted Republican. Joe claims that these Black Americans who voted Republican are “not Black”. Sweet Joe, BUT, instead of Doubling Down and Tripling Down like the Orange Eminence, Slow Joe APOLOGIZES! Joe, Joe, Joe, NEVER, EVER, APOLOGIZE, NEVER. If Joe is smart, he needs to find other Minorities or Disenfrachinsed Americans and ramp up the Insults. It’s a tired and proven technique to win an election.
Playbook Page 3 – Degrade / Intimidate Your Opponents Base
Not only has the Orange Orator insulted a large percentage of the American Demographic, he has also perfected the science of degrading and intimidating his opponents Base, the classic Bully syndrome. You see, the Orange Einstein is smart enough to know that he will NEVER get votes from his Opponents Base, so there is no risk in degrading and intimidating. In fact, it makes him look strong. No Risk, High Reward.
Smokin Joe Biden must do the same with the Orange Supreme Leaders Base. Tired Joe has nothing to Lose as he will never get the votes of the Orange Sultans Base, and by going on the attack, he will show strength.
The Orange Profits base is bi-model. Clarification Clarification Clarification: The next discussion describes a Bi-Model Distribution. Bi-Model Distributions may be too complex or technical for some Sarkes Corner subscribers who do not have a Statistics acumen like Sarkes. If so, Sarkes recommends that you Google Bi-Model Distribution for details. Clarification Clarification Clarification
The Orange Monarch’s Base has two distinct populations, i.e, Bi-Model:
- Uneducated, Underemployed, White Folk; this Mode is characterized as having Low Intelligence and Low Wealth. This Mode makes up the largest majority of the Orange Profits Base.
- Rich, Old, White, Men; this Mode is characterized as having High Intelligence and High Wealth. While a much smaller Mode, by an order of magnitude, it is a very powerful force for the Orange Duke.
So, Snoozing Joe Biden must degrade and intimidate BOTH of the Modes of the Orange Pasha’s Base with separate and distinct strategies. In the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton tried to degrade by calling the Orange Sultan’s supporters “a basket of Deplorables”. This tactic backfired for Clinton because she did not sustain the attack, nor did she recognize the Bi-Model Distribution.
So, what should Drowsy Joe Biden do to attack the Bi-Model distribution of the Orange Raja’s base? It’s simple, he must treat both Modes separately and have an intelligent, well organized attack for each mode.
For the Uneducated, Underemployed White Folk Mode, Languid Joe Biden must make sure that Americans know that this group is; Dumb, Gap Toothed, Heat Packing, Cammo Wearing, Beer Drinking, Meth ingesting, High School Drop Out, Pickup Truck Driving, Dufases, that practice Animal Husbandry.
For the Rich, Old, White, Men Mode, Lethargic Joe Biden must make sure that Americans know this group as; 1%ers, High Income, High Wealth, Captains of Industry, The MAN, Greedy, Country Clubbers, Suit Wearing, Live in Gated Communities, Luxury Car Drivers, No conscious, with allegiance to one entity, their Portfolios.
Playbook Page 4 – Quippy Nicknames
The Orange Chosen One has the unique skill of giving opponents Quippy Nicknames. The Orange Carnival Barker honed this skill during his time with the #1 TV show for 15 years, The Apprentice. His Quippy Nicknames stick like glue to the victim and are a very effective campaign tool. The Orange Generalli is an equal opportunity, Junior High School, Name caller, labeling Liberals, Conservatives, and people of all colors. A small sample of names used by the Orange Kaiser for Political opponents include:
- Mini Mike (Mike Bloomberg)
- Low Energy Jeb (Jeb Bush)
- Alfred E. Newman (Pete Buttigieg)
- Crooked Hillary (Hillary Clinton)
- Lying Ted (Ted Cruz)
- Flakey (Jeff Flake)
- Al Frankenstein (Al Franken)
- Fat Jerry (Jerry Nadler)
- Dummy Beto (Beto O’Rourke)
- Nervous Nancy (Nancy Pelosi)
- Little Marco (Marco Rubio)
- Braindead Bernie (Bernie Sanders)
- Shifty Schiff (Adam Schiff)
- Mr. Magoo (Jeff Sessions
- Pocahontas (Elizabeth Warren)
Comatose Joe must IMMEDIATELY come up with Quippy Nicknames for President Trump and him minions, and use these Quippy Nicknames with each and every interview. Sarkes provides a list of Quippy Nicknames for Drowsy Joe to use:
- Dotard Donnie (Donald Trump)
- Penis Head Pence (Mike Pence)
- Bullshit Barr (William Barr)
- Howdy Dooty (Mitch McConnell)
- Bobblehead Betsy (Betsy DeVos)
- Pompous Ass Pompeo (Mike Pompeo)
- Malarkey Mark (Mark Meadows)
- Jerkoff Jared (Jared Kushner)
- Munchkin Mnuchin (Steven Mnuchin)
- The Token (Ben Carson)
- Wiiiiiiiiiiilber (Wilber Ross) Reference: 1960’s TV Sitcom Mr. Ed
- Lying Kellyanne Conway
There you have it, Sarkes has laid out the sure path for a 2020 Presidential Victory for Yawning Joe Biden. Four simple, easy to execute, pages from the Orange Majesty’s Playbook on how to win an election.
Will Nodding Joe Biden take Sarkeses recommendations and execute this playbook? Probably not. It takes a certain type of person to Sexually Harass, Insult, Degrade, Intimidate, and give Junior High Nicknames to one’s opponent. Sarkes does not believe that Dozing Joe has the personality to credibly pull this off.