- A Florida sheriff orders deputies not to wear masks and bans civilians in masks from the sheriffs office
- Masks?, We Don’t Need No Stink’n Masks!
Thanks to St. Louis Sarkes Corner Contributor Bob Bellm for this breaking news out of Florida. One of Florida’s finest Sheriffs just might have broken the code on the Caronavirus.
Marion County Florida Sheriff Billy Woods barred deputies from wearing masks even as Florida continues to struggle with record breaking coronavirus numbers. To date, there have been over 500,000 Floridans with Caronavirus, 31,000 Floridians hospitalized and over 9,000 Floridians have died from the China Virus. But those statistics may be Fake News.
Einstein Sheriff Billy Woods insisted there’s no conclusive evidence that wearing masks curbs the spread of the virus, despite data from the US Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Einstein Sheriff Billy Woods must believe that if the Orange Lab Technician doesn’t believe the CDC why should he. After all, The Orange Scientist knows more the Caronavirus than anyone in our country.
Einstein Sheriff Billy Woods said: ”Now, I can already hear the whining and just so you know I did not make this decision easily and I have weighed it out for the past 2 weeks. We can debate and argue all day of why and why not. The fact is, the amount of professionals that give the reason why we should, I can find the exact same amount of professionals that say why we shouldn’t. This is no longer a debate nor is it up for discussion.”
Another data point as to why the use of Masks is a Hoax to take away the freedom of Great Americans, is the 2020 Motorcycle Rally in Sturgis, SD. Over 250,000 Motorcyclists, from all over America, have congregated in Stugis for their annual Rally. These Great Americans do not wear Motorcycle Helmets nor do they wear Masks. Since Motorcyclists are widely recognized as one of the more intelligent demographics in America, they provide yet another data point to support Florida Marion County Einstein Sheriff Billy Woods.
Finally, Sarkes is reminded of that great scene from the 1974 Mel Brooks movie classic BLAZING SADDLES. Governor William J. Le Petomane assembles a Posse by deputizing them with official badges. A band of Mexican desperados refuse to take the badges saying: “Badges, we don’t need no Stink’n Badges.”
These Mexicans don’t need no Stink’n Badges
There you have it. It’s clear American Scientists, almost all of whom are Angry Democrats, have pulled a Hoax over America. The China Virus, aka Kung Flu, is a Hoax on America. This Hoax has not fooled the Orange Einstein, Florida Marion County Einstein Sheriff Billy Woods, or the 250,000 Great American Motorcyclists at Sturgis.
So America, take off your Masks, gather in mass at Restaurants and Bars, and send your children to K-12 schools and Colleges. LIBERATE! All is well in America.
Sarkes Note: Sarkes encourages young subscribers to Sarkes Corner who have never watched the 1974 Mel Brooks Movie Classic Blazing Saddles to do so. This movie classic does more to explain the conquering of the United States by the White Man than any history book.