Caronavirus and Gun Sales

Executive Summary:

– The Caronavirus has created a demand for Bicycle Sales

– The Caronavirus has created a demand for Gun Sales

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this story about Caronavirus and the Gun Industry.  Full disclosure, sister Cindy is a Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, American. 

While the Caronavirus has had a devastating impact on our economy and American industries, not so for Bicycle Sales.  Americans looking for something to do safely outdoors have turned to riding bicycles.  Many Americans have not ridden a bicycle since their youth, and like Toilet Paper, have emptied Bicycle Stores of their bicycle inventories.

Bicycles, like Toilet Paper, are now in short supply

The same has happened with Gun Sales in Bright Red States, especially Florida, the Gunshine State, and Missouri, the Shoot Me State.  During the 8 years of the Obama Presidency, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing Americans ran Gun Shops out of Ammo and Heat believing that Obama was going to confiscate their Ammo and Heat.  God Bless the NRA from stopping Obama from taking our Heat and Ammo.  Like the Late, Great, Heat Packing American Charlton Heston famously said:  “I”ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands”.  God Bless you Charlton, God Bless you. 

Obama wanted to take Heat and Ammo from Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans
Charlton Heston, a Real Mans Man, was a Great American and an inspiration to all Heat Packing Americans

With the election of the Orange Rifleman in 2016, and unexpected consequence was a drastic reduction in Gun Sales and Ammo.  Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans were no longer fearful that the Government would confiscate their Heat and Ammo.  Some Heat manufactures filed for Bankruptcy and a number of Gun Shops were forced to close. 

Who would have though that the election of the Orange Lugar would have a negative impact on Gun Sales

A silver lining in today’s Caronavirus world is an exponential increase in Gun Sales, especially a spike in first-time Heat buyers.  What has driven the resurrection of Heat Sales – concern over civil unrest because of what coronavirus is doing to the economy has led more people to buy guns.  And, God Fearing, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans want to protect their homes from the Hoard of Rioters in the wake of the George Floyd killing by Minneapolis Police.

God Fearing, Proud, 2nd Amendment, Americans are buying Heat to protect their homes from the Rioting Hoards

In the Gunshine State, Government DuhSantis closed non-essential businesses like movie theaters, bars, restaurants, movie theaters, but allowed essential business like WWE Wresting and Gun Shops to remain open.

Governor DuhSantis declared that WWE Wresting and Gun Shops were Essential businesses

A day after DuhSantis’s stay at home order, Orlando Gun Shop, “Shoot Straight”, found more than 20 people waiting in line outside the business before its 11 a.m. opening.  Their sales have exploded, pun intended, everyday since.

Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Floridians waited in line to buy Heat and Ammo

This movement is not unique to the Gunshine State, Gun Shops across the country are reportedly seeing increased sales, prompted by people beefing up their home defenses over concerns coronavirus could cause problems with society.

What are these Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing Americans purchasing?   Popular purchases include handguns and pump-action shotguns.

The Pump-Action Shot Gun is the Weapon of choice to protect one’s home from Caronavirus-crazed Home Invaders
While not as effective as the Shot Gun, a handgun is portable and easy to use

Americans have been Packing Heat to protect themselves since the First, Original, Rioting Hoards – The Boston Tea Party.

Disenfranchised White Folk Packing Heat rioted in what we now call the Boston Tea Party

Sarkes understands that his conversion to a Reagan-Trumpian Conservative will not be complete until he Packs Heat.  Sarkes is struggling in this area.  In order to make progress to Pack Heat, Sarkes has made a poster of motivational mantras to remind him of all of the benefits of becoming a Heat Packing Conservative:

“Guns don’t kill People, People kill People”

“If there were Armed Guards patrolling our Schools the results would be far better”

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a  gun is a good guy with a gun”

“The Mass Murders with Semi Automatic Weapons are just the Price of our Freedom”

God Bless the Proud, 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing, Americans.  The Caravan of Rioting Hoards will not breach their homes.  God Bless America.