Executive Summary:
– Sarkes brings to light the struggles of Orange Americans
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While the current news cycle is focused on the death of George Floyd, and rightfully so, Sarkes is compelled to educate America on the plight of Americas smallest, disenfranchised Minority – Orange Americans.
According to the US Census Bureau, the racial make up of America is:
White – 61%
Brown – 18%
Black – 13%
Yellow – 6%
Red – 1%
Orange – Less than 1/2 of 1%
Orange Americans are the Forgotten Minority. Americans are not born Orange, rather they become Orange over time. Usually, Orange Americans start turning Orange in their teen years.
“Many People Say” that Americans turn Orange thru the use of self tanning spray products. Self tanning spray products are intended to turn White people Brown, but often turn White People Orange. Or so, that is what “Many People Say”.

Sarkes has a source inside the CDC (Center of Disease Control) in Atlanta, GA, code name CDC Leaker. CDC Leaker will remain anonymous as he/she provided Sarkes Classified data on what turns White people Orange.

A review of the Classified Data provided by CDC Leaker reveals that the primary cause of turning White People Orange is LED LIGHTS, yes, LED LIGHTS. “Many People Said” that President Donald J. Trump was delirious when he blamed LED Lights for his Orange Hue. Turns out that President Donald J. Trump was RIGHT.


Further review of the Classified CDC documents revealed that the use of LED Lights, now in almost every home and business in America, was a conspiracy of the Liberal Climate Change Scientists. The Liberal Climate Change Scientists are responsible for the demise of the Incandescent light bulb, which cannot be found in any store in America today.


Even more disturbing in the review of the Classified documents is what the CDC has identified as the Side Effects of LED Lights on the skin of some White People. These Side Effects HAVE NEVER been released to Americans.
The CDC has documented that extended exposure to LED Lights not only can make White American Oranges, but has the following devastating side effects:
Habitual Lying
Narcissistic Behavior
Excess Weight Gain
Craving For Red Meat
Bone Spurs



So, what can be done to help the forgotten, disenfranchised Orange Americans? Sarkes asks all subscribers to Sarkes Corner to email, call, write their Congressperson and Senators and demand that they enact legislation to bring back the Incandescent Light Bulb. This could happen fast as the plight of Orange Americans should be a bi-partisan issue. LED Lights impact White Republicans the same as White Democrats.
Also Americans should demand that Congress ask President Trumps Personal Attorney, Bill Barr, to open an investigation into the CDC as to why they have kept the damaging data on the Side Effects of LED Lights from innocent Americans.

Until Congress acts, Sarkes asks all Americans to have compassion with Orange Americans. The Orange American did not know that they would be adversely impacted by LED Lights. Sarkes reminds all that Americans did not understand the adverse impact of Second Hand Smoke until Americans were diagnosed with Lung disease having never smoked.


Orange Lives Matter