- The Lake of the Ozarks is a wonderful place for resorts, water sports, and weekend chalets
- The Lake of the Ozarks is the background for the Netflix Hit Show “Ozarks”
– The Lake of the Ozarks draws Stupid Americans like a magnet
Thanks to Sarkes Correspondent and Sister Cindy Mamelian and daughter Cathy Korkoian for this story about the Jewel of Missouri, the Lake of the Ozarks.
The Lake of the Ozarks was formed with the construction of Bagnell Dam on the Osage River in the heart of Missouri. Construction started on the dam in 1929 and was completed in 1931. The resulting reservoir, the Lake of the Ozarks, has a surface area of 55,000 acres, over 1,150 miles of shoreline, and stretches 94 miles from end to end. At the time of construction, it was one of the largest man-made lakes in the world and the largest in the United States. Bagnell Dam was built with the purpose of Hydroelectric generation.
Florida, the Gunshine State, has a Bi-Modal Population Distribution, Crackers and Rich Old White Retired Snowbirds. Likewise, Missouri, The Shoot Me State, has a Bi-Modal Population Distribution, Redneck/Hillbillies and Rich White People (young and old), from St. Louis and Kansas City.
The Lake of the Ozarks is the setting for the popular Netflix show Ozarks. Ozarks is the story of 2 families, the Byrds (Rich White People) and the Langmores (Ozark Hillbillies).
When Sarkes was growing up in Missouri, then called the Show Me State, the state was an important Purple Swing state. Now, the Shoot Me State is Bright Red, with all state-wide and national offices held by God-fearing, Great American, Conservative Republicans. The transition started when George Bush 2 flushed out the Evangelical Christians as a powerful voting block, and finished with the University of Missouri, Mizzou, entering the SEC Athletic Conference in 2012.
The Shoot Me States transition form Purple to Red had some predictable consequences. One is the fact that the good citizens of the Shoot Me State will not let the Government tell them what to do. The citizens of the Shoot Me State have the Constitutional Right to be Stupid.
And, Stupid they were on Memorial Day Weekend. After the Orange Potentate called for the LIBERATION of States to Open Up, Missouri Governor Mike Parson opened up the Shoot Me State on May 4, rolling out the “Show Me Strong Recovery Plan”.
Some pictures of how the LIBERATION “Show Me Strong Recovery Plan” looks at the Lake of the Ozarks follow. These pictures were taken at a Pool Party at a popular watering hole, Backwater Jacks Bar & Grill in Osage Beach.
Yes, the Good Citizens of the Shoot Me State have a Constitutional Right to be Stupid, and there is ample evidence that they take that Right Seriously. Sarkes will avoid his home state for a while.