Caronavirus Explained

Executive Summary:

  • The Orange Potentate does a 2 hour Caronavirus briefing nightly
  • The briefings from the Orange Excellency are often Strange and Confusing
  • Sometimes, a simple explanation is the best

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor Georgie Taylor for his in-depth interview with a Florida Crackerette.

While most Florida Crackers are lucky to graduate from High School, that does not mean that they do not posses “street smarts”.   Georgie Taylor was able to get a Crackerette from Jacksonville to explain how the Caronavirus is contracted and why there is no Caronavirus in Jacksonville:

Sarkes believes that this Crackertte has a better handle on Caronavirus than our Orange Premier, and she should be doing the nightly Caronavirus briefings.