A Cracker Protest

Executive Summary:

– The Florida Cracker may be simple person, but can be innovative at times

– A Cracker has taken social protesting to new levels

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Special Correspondence and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this rare story of Cracker innovation.  

The Florida Cracker is not always the sharpest knife in the drawer, but when not hopped up with booze or drugs, the Cracker can be quite innovative.  Such is the case with Cracker Jordan Mazurek.

Cracker Mazurek encased his arms in barrels full of Concrete, outside the governor’s mansion in Tallahassee on Friday, in protest of the state’s continuing to hold prisoners amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Cracker Mazurek is concerned about the impact of the Caronavirus in crowded Florida Hoosegows
Cracker Mazurek cemented his arms in Concrete to protest

Tallahassee police arrested Cracker Mazurek around 10:30 a.m. after they cut him out of two 55-gallon drums of Concrete that were connected by PVC pipe.

Cracker Mazurek is heading to the Hoosegow, a second home to the Cracker

Cracker Mazurek was first seen outside the mansion, where Florida Governor Ron Desantis, a Republican, lives, at 6 a.m.  “Many People Say” that Desantis had stuck his head in a barrel of Concrete when he declared that WWE Wrestling was an “Essential” Business.

The “Signer” on the Left could not figure out how to “Sign” that WWE was an “Essential” Business

Cracker Mazurek wore a surgical mask and sat between the two black drums painted in white letters — one said “stop the massacre,” while the other read “free prisoners now” — in protest of the living conditions of those who remain imprisoned amid the pandemic. At least four Florida inmates have died and thousands have been quarantined by the state. Cracker Mazurek must be given credit for wearing a Mask and maintaining Social Distancing protocols.

Give him credit, Cracker Mazurek followed all Coronavirus protocols

While one wonders how cementing ones hands in Concrete relates to conditions in the Florida Hoosegows, credit must be given to Cracker Mazurek for a new innovation in social peaceful protesting.  The benchmark for peaceful social protest, Ghandi and MLK, would be proud of Cracker Mazurek.

Ghandi and MLK never used Concrete in their peaceful protests