Trump IS an Environmentalist

Executive Summary:

  • “Many People Say” that the Orange Ecologist is anti environment
  • Sarkes has data to rebuke that charge

“Many People Say” that the Orange Conservationist believes that the movement to save our environment is as big a Hoax as the Impeachment Inquiry.   The Orange Tree Hugger and his GOP Lemmings claims that the Billions spent on cleaning up the Environment is a waste of Taxpayer dollars.  The Orange Preservationist claims that the “sky is falling” is a Ruse perpetrated by thousands of Angry Democrats and ill-informed Liberal Scientists.

Liberal Environmental Scientists are perpetrating a Hoax on America

Sure, on the surface, it would appear that the Orange Nature-Lover is anti-Environment based on his actions like:

  • Leaving the Paris Climate Agreement
  • Repealing or reducing many Obama Era Environmental Regulations like:

   o the Clean Power Plan

   o Toxic Air Pollution regulations

   o Fuel Economy Standards

   o the Clean Water Act

Yeah Yeah, on the surface, it would appear that the Orange Eco-Freak is anti-Environment.  But unlike most media outlooks, the crack Journalist at Sarkes corner dig much deeper into a topic and have concluded that:  Trump IS an Environmentalist.

All of the 16 Trump Golf Courses are Environmentally ECO Friendly

Many of Sarkes Corner readers are Liberal and are now shaking their heads in disbelief and are shouting, “Sarkes, have they legalized Marijuana in Florida, are you high, have you gone mad, what gives?”

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, provides proof positive that Trump IS an Environmentalist.  

The Orange Lavatory has ordered the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) to do a nationwide review of water efficiency standards.  The Orange Urinal claims that because of issues with “sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. They end up using more water.” 

The Orange Latrine amplified: “We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water”.  Better than any other President in our history, the Orange Commode has a way of communicating in clear and concise “Merican” language that all Americans can comprehend and understand. 

In America today, toilets must be flushed 10 to 15 times

American Urinals are more efficient, only 5 flushes are needed

Porta Potties may Stink but do not need to be flushed 10 to 15 times

On an Environmental roll, the Orange Privy said that the White House would need to change out the lightbulbs because the new ones are expensive and “give you an orange look.” The Orange Porta Potty has made similar comments before when complaining  about the energy efficiency requirements directed under former President Barack Obama.

Poor Americans cannot afford to buy expensive LED Lights

Again, the Orange Electrician amplified:  ”The new bulb is many times more expensive, and, I hate to say it, it doesn’t make you look as good. It gives you an orange look. I don’t want an orange look. Has anyone noticed that?”

LED Lights give Trump an Orange hue

So, Sarkes has proved proof positive that our President IS an Environmentalist.   With the Economy humming on all cylinders, unemployment never lower, stock market skyrocketing like a Boeing ICBM, Blacks turning into Republicans, the Orange Crapper is taking on Real Environmental issues never before addressed. 

Sarkes has proven that Trump IS an Environmentalist 

Even the Liberals with Stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome must agree that it takes 10 to 15 flushes with today’s toilets.  Sarkes can give testimony to the Orange Crappers newest Environment  initiative. Sarkes cannot count the number of times that he must flush his toilet 10 to 15 times.  

Not only are we wasting water, but Americans are spending wasted hours on the Throne.