- A Pregnant Florida Crackerette uses an AR-15 to fatally shoot an armed intruder
- Two armed men broke into the Crackerette’s house and pistol whipped the Cracker husband before the Crackerette wife pulled out her AR-15 and opened fire
Thanks to Sarkes Corner St. Louis Contributor Lenny Harding who specializes on stories about Florida Crackers packing Heat. Lenny Harding is a descendent of our 29th President, Warren Harding. Republican Warren Harding was President from 1921 until his death in 1923 from Heart issues. Like most Presidents, Warren Harding was a Sniffer having extramarital affair with Nan Britton. Also know for the Teapot Dome scandal, involving the development of oil reserves in Wyoming, Harding is often rated as one of our worst presidents. But Sarkes knows Lenny Harding, and he is no Warren Harding.
Sarkes digresses, back on Point.
A pregnant Florida Crackerette, armed with an AR-15, gunned down one of two home invaders who had broken in her home and were pistol whipping her husband. The deadly confrontation happened at about 9 p.m in Lithia, Florida, about 25 miles southeast of downtown Tampa.
After the woman fired one shot from the family’s AR-15-style rifle, both men fled and the mortally wounded robber collapsed in a drainage ditch outside where he died. The Crackertte expressed concern that she did not know how to squeeze off multiple rounds, only getting off 1 shot.
Deputies are still searching for the other robber. The dead robber was described by deputies as a man in his late 20s, but he was not immediately identified.
Hillsborough County Sherrif said: ”Two unknown males broke in and made demands of them. The male victim, who is the homeowner, began to get pistol-whipped and beat up. During that incident, the female homeowner retrieved a firearm, which was in the house legally, and fired one round which struck the male victim that was found deceased in the ditch.”
Homeowner Cracker Jeremy King said he’d be dead if not for his fast-thinking, eight-months-pregnant wife. He said both home invaders had pistols and they fired one shot.
Cracker King, like most Crackers, hasn’t mastered English, but speaking in “Merican” said: “Them guys came in with two normal pistols and my AR stopped it. My wife evened the playing field and kept them from killing me.”
Cracker King suffered a fractured eye socket, a fractured sinus cavity and a concussion to go along with 20 stitches from the attack, but no more than he would suffer in a Cracker bar room brawl. Cracker King said he and wife did not know their attackers. Cracker King, like most Salt of the Earth Floridian Crackers, live paycheck to paycheck, but cannot live without their AR-15’s and Large Capacity Magazines.
But, the Hills County Sherrif said: “We also know this was not a random act. This family was probably targeted.” Sarkes interprets this for his naive readers of Sarkes Corner: “This was a Meth deal gone back.”
Like the NRA Poster says: “It takes a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun”.
When told about this incident, the Orange Glock said: “Good, that Human Scum Robber got what he deserved. When I win reelection in 2020, I will pass legislation to require that each homeowner have at least 1 semi-automatic weapon to protect us Great Americans from Mexican Rapists, Criminals, and Drug Lords”