Grandpa Sarkes

Executive Summary:

  • Chris and Sarkes are in the Frozen Swamp visiting Baby Adds and new granddaughter Baby Ari

Sarkes left Sunny, mid-80 degree weather, and headed to Washington DC where the temperatures are hovering in the 40’s.  Alas, it was all worth it to see Sarkeses granddaughters, Baby Adds and Baby Ari (and, of course, David and Mer).

Sarkes is not acclimating to the Frozen tundra in DC

Baby Aria (Ari) is only 12 days old and does what babies do at that age. Baby Ari is a cutie. 

Baby Ari was born on November 1 and is one cute baby

Baby Addison (Adds), on the other hand, is over 2 years old and talking up a storm. 

Baby Adds is 2 years old and is one smart toddler

The following is the Transcript of an interesting conversation between Grandpa Sarkes and Baby Adds:

Start of Transcript:

Grandpa Sarkes:  Adds, you look so good in your Pink Boeing Bomber Jacket with patches of those Great Boeing products:  F/A18 Super Hornet, AH-64 Apache Helo, KC-46A Tanker, F-15 Strike Eagle, and the CH-47F Chinook Helo.

Baby Adds in her great Pink Boeing Bomber Jacket with patches of great Boeing products

Baby Adds:  Yeahhhh

Grandpa Sarkes: Adds, did you know that Boeing delivered these high Quality products to the DOD ahead of Schedule and below Cost, unlike the Failed products produced by the Evil Empire, Lockheed Martin. 

Baby Adds:  Yeahhh

Baby Adds:  But Grandpa Sarkes, your Boeing Stock has tanked, are you headed to the Poor House?  Will you and Grandma Chris be able to come to DC for Christmas?

Grandpa Sarkes:  Well Baby Adds, it’s true that Grandpa Sarkeses Portfolio has taken a hit with the grounding of the Boeing 737 Max. But hopefully, deliveries will start soon and the Boeing Stock will again soar straight up like an F15, which has a Thrust/Weight ratio that allows it to fly vertically like a rocket. 

Baby Adds:  Yeahhh

Baby Adds:  Grandpa Sarkes, is it true that the FAA is holding Boeing Hostage and covering their bottom like Baby Sister Ari’s diaper. 

The FAA is covering their Asses like Baby Ari’s diaper

Grandpa Sarkes:  Baby Adds, you are one smart little girl. You are right on. 

Grandpa Sarkes:  Baby Adds, Boeing is the victim of an FAA Which Hunt, Phony Investigation, a Hoax, Hit Job, Failed Takedown, Greatest Industrial Harassment, a Thousand Stabs, all with Triple Hearsay. 

Baby Adds:  Yeahhh 

Baby Adds:  Grandpa Sarkes, is it true that the FAA has 50,000 Angry Democrats all with a grudge against Boeing? 

Baby Adds:  And Grandpa Sarkes, how can our President Trump allow the FAA to hold Boeing hostage.  Boeing is our countries largest Exporter and employer to over 153,000 high paying technical jobs with great Insurance?

Grandpa Sarkes:  Oh Baby Adds, you are so smart and cute. Grandpa Sarkes does not have a good answer to  your questions.  But Grandpa Sarkes promises you that Boeing will be COMPLETELY  EXONERATED, CASE CLOSED.

Baby Adds:  Grandpa Sarkes, are you sure that you and Grandma Chris will be OK?

Grandma Chris has confidence that Donald Trump will reign in the FAA
Who said Sarkes is not good with Babies?  Well, everyone

Grandpa Sarkes:  Oh Baby Adds, Grandpa Sarkes and Grandma Chris will be OK.  You see, if Boeing Stock dips below 325, neighbors Jim & Carolyn Helgeson and Roy & Joyce Moses have committed to let us stay in their house.  The Helgesons will give Sarkes their Cadillac and a Gas Card, and the Moses will fluff up our pillows with a Chocolate Mint.  Grandma Chris and Grandpa Sarkes will not go to the Poor House.

Aunti Joycie will not let Grandpa Sarkes go to the Poor House

Baby Adds:  Yeahhhh

End of Transcript

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, isn’t your evaluation of Baby Adds and Baby Ari biased as they are your granddaughters?  Sarkes refutes that charge.  Sarkes, a Truth Machine, is always Fair and Balanced, and would never let a family connection interfere with the Sarkes Corner Journalistic Standards.  

This report was PERFECT, PERFECTO, Read The Transcript.  Sarkes HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG, there was no QUID PRO QUO.

Sarkes is Fair and Balanced when it comes to his Granddaughters