The Porous Border Wall

Executive Summary:

  • In recent months, Smuggling Gangs in Mexico have been able to breach NEW sections of Orange Traffic Cones big, beautiful, border wall
  • Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are still Invading America 

Thanks to St. Louis friend and retired Boeing Chief Engineer, Dr. Deno Renieri for this story about the Porous Border Wall.  Dr. Renieri is an expert in Material Science and understands the vulnerability of our Border Wall.

US Border Patrol Agents report that smugglers have been using reciprocating saws to cut through the steel and concrete portions of the Orange Julius’ big, beautiful, wall, creating openings wide enough for Mexican Drugs, Rapists, and Criminals to be smuggled into the United States.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are using these saws to breech the big, beautiful wall

Border Patrol Agents report that the reciprocal saws can cut through the wall in a matter of minutes. Army Corp of Engineers report that because of the height of the wall, which are between 18 to 30 feet tall, it’s easier to cut thru the wall than go over the top.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals buy their saws at Home Depot and make clean cuts thru the big, beautiful, wall

When questioned about these breaches, the Orange Bull Horn said that he hadn’t heard reports about cutting through the border wall, but, he added, “you can cut through anything.”

“We have a very powerful wall, but no matter how powerful, you can cut through anything, in all fairness.  But we have a lot of people watching.  Cutting is one thing, but it’s easily fixed. One of the reasons we did it the way we did it, it’s very easily fixed. You put the chunk back in. But we have a very powerful wall. But you can cut through any wall.”

The Orange Nehi is not concerned about the wall breaches as they can easily be repaired

Matthew Leas, a spokesman for Customs and Border Protection and a loyal Stooge to the Orange Ameba, said: “Any characteristic that the wall is not working is ridiculous. The wall is working.”  When a breach is detected, a welding crew is sent to fix the opening, the newspaper reported.

Mexican Smugglers, Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals also hide a breach in the barrier, by returning the cut in the wall to its original position, and using putty to make it look like the hole has been fixed, so that they can keep using that opening.  The Mexicans have these skills as they have been doing body work on their old, dilapidated, cars for years.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals use their Auto Body repair skills to hide the breaches in the big, beautiful, wall

Border Patrol Agents report that despite fixing and welding the damaged wall, Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals return to the same spot because the metal and the concrete at the wall’s cores have already been weakened.  Materials expert Dr. Renieri validated that once the wall has been breached, it loses its mechanical properties and is much easier to breach again.  Dr. Renieri may be retired from Boeing but is still recognized as an Industry Leader and expert in Material Sciences. 

Dr. Deno Renieri is a retired Chief Engineer at Boeing and knows the Science behind the Material that makes up the Failed, big, beautiful, wall

So, while the Orange Pulp’s Border Wall may be big and beautiful, Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are still invading America.

The Big, Beautiful, wall is not stopping the Invasion of America