- The Orange Baron is now a Floridian
The Orange Caesar and wife Melania are now residents of Florida, the Gunshine State. Also, Melania’s parents, the last immigrants to make it on the Chain Immigration program, will also move to the Gunshine State with the Orange Duke and his wife.
The Orange El Jefe will call Mir-a-Lago home. This great property, second only to Doral, could host any event like the G7 or other great gathering. If the Orange Potentate wins in 2020, “Many People Say” that he will do an End Run around the Constitution and become President for Life life his buddies; Putin, Erdaron, Duarte, Xi, and Jung Un. This is a Who’s Who Strong Mans Club.
While other Presidents vacationed in Florida; “Give’m Hell” Harry Truman and “Tricky Dick” Richard Nixon, the Orange Maharajah is the first to call the Gunshine State home.
More recently, Vice President Mike Pence vacations regularly in Sarkeses neighborhood, Sanibel Island. Pence retreats to Sanibel for peace and tranquility and to be able to communicate and get guidance from our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ.
Sarkes cannot wait for the Orange Stable Genius and Family to settle in their Mar-a-Lago home. Sarkes and the Orange Educator are Tight. You see, Sarkes was one of the first Graduates of that great educational institution, Trump University. Sarkes attained a Journalism degree from Trump University, no Fake News taught at Trump University, the Journalism curriculum was Fair and Balanced.
Mir-a-Lago is a short 2 hour drive from Sarkeses Crib in Bonita Springs, so Sarkes looks forward to visiting the Orange Royal Highness, bring a House Warming Gift, and maybe play a round or two of Golf. Sarkeses handicap using, the USGA Handicap system is a 27. But playing at Mir-a-Lago with the Orange Sand Trap, Sarkes handicap, using the Trump Handicap system, with be a 6.