A New Florida Citizen

Executive Summary:

  • The Orange Baron is now a Floridian

The Orange Caesar and wife Melania are now residents of Florida, the Gunshine State.  Also, Melania’s parents, the last immigrants to make it on the Chain Immigration program, will also move to the Gunshine State with the Orange Duke and his wife.

“Many People Say” that there is not a rotten Apple in the Trump Orchard, Nooooo
Melania Trump’s parents escaped Slovenia and were one of the last immigrants to come to America under Chain Migration 

The Orange El Jefe will call Mir-a-Lago home.  This great property, second only to Doral, could host any event like the G7 or other great gathering.  If the Orange Potentate wins in 2020, “Many People Say” that he will do an End Run around the Constitution and become President for Life life his buddies; Putin, Erdaron, Duarte, Xi, and Jung Un.  This is a Who’s Who Strong Mans Club. 

Mir-a-Lago, a property fit for a King, King Donald 1, makes Buckingham Palace look like a Ghetto Housing Project

While other Presidents vacationed in Florida; “Give’m Hell” Harry Truman and “Tricky Dick” Richard Nixon, the Orange Maharajah is the first to call the Gunshine State home.

The Buck stopped with Harry Truman at the Little White House in Key West

“Tricky Dick” Nixon may have been a Crook but had a nice Crib in Key Biscayne 

More recently, Vice President Mike Pence vacations regularly in Sarkeses neighborhood, Sanibel Island.  Pence retreats to Sanibel for peace and tranquility and to be able to communicate and get guidance from our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ.  

Mike Pence vacations on Sanibel Island and gets his marching orders from Our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, not the Constitution

Sarkes cannot wait for the Orange Stable Genius and Family to settle in their Mar-a-Lago home.  Sarkes and the Orange Educator are Tight.  You see, Sarkes was one of the first Graduates of that great educational institution, Trump University.  Sarkes attained a Journalism degree from Trump University, no Fake News taught at Trump University, the Journalism curriculum was Fair and Balanced.  

Sarkes Graduation picture from Trump University

Mir-a-Lago is a short 2 hour drive from Sarkeses Crib in Bonita Springs, so Sarkes looks forward to visiting the Orange Royal Highness, bring a House Warming Gift, and maybe play a round or two of Golf.  Sarkeses handicap using, the USGA Handicap system is a 27.  But playing at Mir-a-Lago with the Orange Sand Trap, Sarkes handicap, using the Trump Handicap system, with be a 6.  

The Orange Divot is a scratch golfer using the Trump Handicap system