– An Australian Vegan woman sued her neighbors for barbecuing in their backyard
– What, huh, um, uh oh, she did what?!
A Vegan woman has filed a suit against her neighbors after complaining about the smell of meat and fish emanating from their barbecues.
Australian Cilla Carden took her case to the Supreme Court of Western Australia, citing her neighbors’ barbecuing, smoking, children playing basketball, among other complaints.
Carden accused her neighbors of intentionally setting up these nuisances.
“It’s deliberate, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my backyard.”
Carden had filed nearly 600 pages of documents in her appeal of the case.
Australian Courts were not convinced. A lower court threw out the case in February but Carden appealed. Then, the Australian Supreme Court also rejected her claims dismissing the case.
Carden responded: “I’m a good person. I just want peace and quiet.” Carden intends to continue the legal fight but it is not clear what she is talking about since there is no court beyond the Australian Supreme Court.
A spokesman for Outback Steakhouse said: “While most Australians are carnivores and enjoy a great Steak or Chicken on the Barbie, Outback Steakhouse does cater to Vegans with our Bloom’n Onion offering”
When questioned about this lawsuit, the Orange Sirloin Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 4:56AM
Australians love their Beef and the decision by the Australian Supreme Court will protect the rights of all meat eating Australians. The Liberal Vegans are conducting a Witch Hunt. Vegans are Beleaguered, Losers, Fools, Low Life, Low Energy, Climate Change Thugs.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 5:30AM
I need to check to see if I have imposed Tariffs on Australia. If so, I will back off. Any country that loves Beef as much as I do is doing the right thing. I love Beef so much that I sell Trump Steaks. Trump Steaks are Winners, the best Steaks of all time!!! All I eat is Beef and I am the fittest President of all time.