Deer Kills Hunter

Executive Summary:

  • An experienced Arkansas hunter was found severely injured in the woods, his body riddled with Antler puncture wounds from a Deer. 
  • The Hunter later died from his injuries

Thanks to St. Louis Contributor Lenny Hardy for this tragic story from the Ozark Mountains.  The Ozark Mountains is a mountain range that traverses Missouri and Arkansas.  

Who lives in the Ozarks?  For those of you have seen the Netflix series “Ozark”, starring Jason Bateman and Laura Linney, you have a good idea about the inhabitants of the Ozark Mountains.  For the Older readers of Sarkes Corner, another reference would be the 1972 Movie “Deliverance” staring Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, and Ronny Cox.

The cast of Netflix “Ozarks” depicts the simple people of the Ozark Mountains
Many people who live in the Ozarks have dental issues

Who can forget the epic Banjo Boy in “Deliverance”

Inhabitants of the Ozark Mountains are Salt of the Earth, Simple, Uneducated, Underemployed, 2nd Amendment Heat Packing, God Fearing people, in other words, Trumps Base.   People who live in the Ozarks all Pack Heat and all hunt Deer.

The Scenic Ozark Mountains are home to Heat Packing Hearty Folk to love to hunt Deer

An Arkansas hunter, 66 year old Thomas Alexander, thought he had fatally shot a deer was killed when the very much alive animal turned the tables and gored him in a sudden attack.

Alexander was an experienced hunter who had lived in the Ozark Mountain area for several years. Alexander was hunting using a primitive firearm known as a muzzleloader.  He called his nephew to tell them he had successfully shot a buck and to join him to Field dress the Deer.

Alexander used a Muzzleloader when Deer hunting, he should have used an AR-15

When his nephew found him, Alexander was injured but alert and talking.  Sadly, Alexander stopped breathing by the time paramedics could get him to the hospital.  Officials are not certain that the antler wounds are the official cause of his death, as he may have died from other medical issues such as a heart attack.  

Game and Wildlife Officials say that, on occasion, hunters may approach a deer thinking it is dead when it is only stunned or injured. Usually, they jump up and run away.  Sarkes believes that if Alexander was using an AR-15, the Deer that he had plugged would have gone down and not gotten up.

The wounded Deer has not been found, but Sarkes wonders if this Deer is part of a mutant species with super powers to thwart the assault on Deer. Sarkes does not understand the lure of Deer hunting, but his Deer hunting family and friends tell Sarkes that Deer hunting is important to “Thin the Herd”.

This time the Deer won, but smart money is to bet on the Ozark hunter

Castration Update

Sarkes had published a Sarkes Corner about a North Carolina woman who tied up her husband and cut off his Ying Yang. She was arrested for Castrating her husband.

Well, Sarkes must provide clarification. Sarkes Corner Science Editor and Cousin Dr. Greg Wilson provided clarification for Sarkes:

“The North Carolina woman performed a penile amputation, not castration.  Castration removes the testicles.  However, in ancient Egypt the eunuchs had both testicles and penis removed just to keep them in line as slaves.  Some ancient Christian religious orders did this to themselves as well.”

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, is always driven to provide just the facts in Sarkes Corner. Sarkes Corner is a No Spin Zone. Like this story, on a very rare occasion, Sarkes must provide clarification.

Whatever you call it, Castration or Penile Amputation, when one’s Johnson gets loped off, it’s not a good day.

Another Castration!

Executive Summary:

  • A North Carolina wife is accused of tying up and castrating her husband 
  • OUCH!

Authorities in North Carolina have locked up a woman, 56-year-old Victoria Thomas Frabutt, accused of cutting off her husband’s penis.

Oh, what, huh, did she really do that, OUCH!

Victoria Thomas Frabutt had enough with her husband so she cut off his Pecker

The Husband, 61-year-old James Frabutt told Carteret County deputies his wife, 56-year-old Victoria Thomas Frabutt, tied him up and pulled out a knife.

James Frabutt was taken to a Greenville hospital where his condition is unknown. Deputies were able to recover the body part, his Ying Yang, put it on ice, and give it to medical personnel. A motive for the castration is unclear.

Victoria practiced cutting off her husbands Johnson using a Johnsonville  Brat

Victoria Thomas Frabutt has been charged with kidnapping and malicious castration. She’s in jail on a $100,000 bond.

There has been no report on the condition of James Frabutt’s Ying Yang.

Oh, what, huh, did she really do that, OUCH!

Vegan in Distress

Executive Summary:

– An Australian Vegan woman sued her neighbors for barbecuing in their backyard

– What, huh, um, uh oh, she did what?!

A Vegan woman has filed a suit against her neighbors after complaining about the smell of meat and fish emanating from their barbecues.

Australians love their Beef and Sausages on the Barbie, although a lot of smoke is generated

Australian Cilla Carden took her case to the Supreme Court of Western Australia, citing her neighbors’ barbecuing, smoking, children playing basketball, among other complaints. 

Australian Cilla Carden does not appreciate Chicken on the Barbie

Carden accused her neighbors of intentionally setting up these nuisances.

“It’s deliberate, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my backyard.”

The smell of Fish on the Barbie nauseates Vegan Carden

Carden had filed nearly 600 pages of documents in her appeal of the case.

Australian Courts were not convinced. A lower court threw out the case in February but Carden appealed.  Then, the Australian Supreme Court also rejected her claims dismissing the case.

Carden responded:  “I’m a good person. I just want peace and quiet.”  Carden intends to continue the legal fight but it is not clear what she is talking about since there is no court beyond the Australian Supreme Court. 

A spokesman for Outback Steakhouse said:  “While most Australians are carnivores and enjoy a great Steak or Chicken on the Barbie, Outback Steakhouse does cater to Vegans with our Bloom’n Onion offering”

Outback Steakhouse caters to meat loving Carnivores

The Bloom’n Onion at Outback Steakhouse is Vegan friendly

When questioned about this lawsuit, the Orange Sirloin Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 4:56AM

Australians love their Beef and the decision by the Australian Supreme Court will protect the rights of all meat eating Australians.  The Liberal Vegans are conducting a Witch Hunt.  Vegans are Beleaguered, Losers, Fools, Low Life, Low Energy, Climate Change Thugs.  

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – October 8 @ 5:30AM

I need to check to see if I have imposed Tariffs on Australia.  If so, I will back off.  Any country that loves Beef as much as I do is doing the right thing.  I love Beef so much that I sell Trump Steaks.  Trump Steaks are Winners, the best Steaks of all time!!!  All I eat is Beef and I am the fittest President of all time.

The Orange Porterhouse loves his Beef and is in top shape, the fittest President in our History