Are Florida Crackers in Louisiana?

Executive Summary:

Sarkes ponders, are there Florida Crackers in Louisiana?
Sarkes concludes, there just might be.

Sarkes is thankful that he can get back to the Core Competency of Sarkes Corner following the tsunami of mass murders the past few weeks.

Much has been written about the antics of the Florida Cracker and Crackerette. Sarkes has often wondered if the phenomena of the Cracker was unique to Florida, the Gunshine State. What about other states in the deep south (Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, etc) that, like Florida, have a bevy of uneducated, underemployed, white folk? Surely these states have their version of the Florida Cracker.

Surely Florida Cracker-like people reside in these other states of the south

Well, Sarkes got his answer and it is YES! In a move that would make any Florida Crackerette proud, a Louisiana woman says that Methamphetamine (Meth) found hidden inside her Vagina is not hers.

A Louisiana woman, Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was caught with Meth hidden inside her Cooch. Rolland told police that she didn’t know where the drugs came from. If Cooch was Catholic, this might quality as a Miracle, the Meth just popped into her Vagina.

Ashley Beth Rolland does not know how the Meth got into her Cooch and claims it was not hers

Rolland, 23, was accused of stealing $5,000 from the apartment of a man she’d been staying with for about a week, according to the Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office.

The man told the West Monroe Police Department that while he was showering, Rolland swiped his cash and left. Rolland confessed to police she did take the man’s money and left his apartment. Hmmm, West Monroe is the home to the famous TV show Duck Dynasty. Maybe that explains some of this. As you know, Sarkes can connect Dots where most cannot see Dots.

Duck Dynasty is set in West Monroe, LA, so Ashely Beth Rolands behavior might just be normal for that area

Later, a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland’s Poontang, discovered $6,233 along with “a clear plastic bag” of roughly one gram of Meth, which Rolland denied was hers. Hmmmm, Sarkes can see how a bag of Meth can be inserted into a Vagina but how does one get $6,233 up there? Hmmmmm. Rolland was arrested and charged with theft and narcotics possession.

Does Meth stored in a Women’s Hoo-haw affect the potency of the Drug?

Sarkes has dispatched Junior Sarkes Corner Reporters to Louisiana to cover this court proceeding. Sarkes has learned from Judge Judy that Possession is 9/10th of the Law……….but is this true of a bag of Meth stuffed in a women’s Snatch?

Ashley Beth Rolland would make any Florida Crackerette proud.