One Hungry Cracker

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida Cracker breaks in to rob a Florida Wendy’s but stops to make himself dinner first
  • The Florida Cracker is not the sharpest knife in the drawer

The Florida Cracker is usually a docile specimen until they consume mass quantities of alcohol, and since they all Pack Heat, an alcohol impaired Cracker is a danger to society.  But, in some cases, the Florida Cracker is just stupid, as is the case with this story. 

Florida Cracker Patrick Benson, 34, is the  “modern day Hamburglar,” police say, and he was caught on camera making himself a burger before robbing a Florida Wendy’s.  Cracker Benson was arrested and charged with burglary, grand theft and attempted burglary. 

Unlike Cracker Benson, the Hamburglar never gets caught

Security footage at the Jensen Beach Wendy’s caught Cracker Benson in the act and also reveals a strange part of his process.  After breaking the windows with a brick after store hours, Cracker Benson started up the grill, made himself a burger and ate it, the sheriff’s office said. Only after his meal did he grab the safe and make his escape.

Cracker Benson looks like he loves his Hamburgers and French Fries

Cracker Benson is a serial Perp since this is not the only time he did this. According to Police, ”The suspect has been successful at forcing his way into two restaurants cooking himself some dinner — then stealing what he can’t consume,” the sheriff’s office said Friday.

Cracker Benson cooked up a Wendy’s Double Cheeseburger with Fries and an ice cold Coke but passed on the Chocolate Frosty

Benson is now in the Martin County Jail, but alas, they do not serve Wendy’s Burgers there.