More “Send Him Back”

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes talks to the Orange Monarch
  • Sarkes provides a transcript of that Phone Call

Sarkes called the Orange Commander in Tweets to discuss how he was treated at the Philadelphia airport upon returning from Europe.

Donald Trump:  “Hello Sarkes, its been a while since we have talked, how was your European vacation, what can I do for you?”

Sarkes:  “Donnie, Sarkes is PISSED.  I was assaulted by your crazy Base in the Philadelphia airport after clearing Customs.  They were shouting:  “Send Him Back!  Send Him Back! Send Him Back!.  They were like an angry mob.  I didn’t know what this was all about until I caught up reading the on-line Fox News Fair and Balanced.

Donald Trump:  “Sarkes Sarkes, you know there are just a few Journalist I trust, specifically you and Sean Hannity.  This was all a big misunderstanding.

Sarkes:  “With all due respect Donnie, misunderstanding my ass.  This crazed mob of your Base were wearing red MAGA and were shouting at anyone who was Brown, Yellow or Black, Sarkes included.”

Donald Trump:  “Now settle down Sarkes, let me explain.  This all started earlier this week when I called out those 4 Socialist Congressman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts.  These ungrateful people do not love America and I suggested they go back to their country of origin. They just all happened to be people of color.

Sarkes:  “Donnie, you said what!?”

Donald Trump:  “Now Sarkes, settle down, this got overblown as usual by the lying Liberal Press.  This is nothing. I do not have a Racist Bone in my body, I am the least racist President of all time.”

Sarkes:  “What about your rally in North Carolina when your crazy White Base started shouting “Send Her Back, Send Her Back, Send Her Back”.

Donald Trump:  “Yeah Sarkes, I was not happy with that chant, and I started to speak quickly to stop it.  I disagree with it. But again, I didn’t say that, they did, but these are good people, passionate people, they love America and are not pleased with these Socialists.  I can’t blame them.”

Sarkes:  “Donnie, why did the crazed White Mob verbally assault Sarkes at the Philadelphia airport?”

Donald Trump:  “I don’t know Sarkes, maybe it’s because you are Brown and they mistook you for a Hispanic or Arab, you could pass for both.  You know I love Armenians and Armenians love me.  You know that all of my carpets in the Trump International Resorts are bought from Armenians, mostly Asadorian Carpets.  And, all of my Dry Cleaning is done by Armenians, I don’t trust the Chinks.”

Sarkes:  “Donnie, you know we Armenians are hot headed, Sarkes is still pissed, but will get over it.  Talk to you later.

Donald Trump:  “OK Sarkes, keep up the good reporting in Sarkes Corner,  you are a Truth Machine.”