Sarkes is Back From Europe

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes and the Sarkes Corner Staff have returned from their Excellent European vacation
  • Upon entering the US from Europe, Sarkes was confused at the US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) station in Philadelphia, PA

Sarkes and the Sarkes Corner Staff have returned from their Excellent Viking River Cruise on the Danube.  The river cruise started in Budapest, Hungry, with several stops on the Danube including Vienna, Austria with the cruise ending in Nuremberg, Germany.  After that, Sarkes and Staff took a motor coach to Prague, Czech Republic for a few days to end the Excellent vacation.  

For the entirety of the vacation, Sarkes was off the grid, with little to no exposure to US news.  Sarkes missed the daily antics and drama generated by the Orange Chancellor.  Sarkes must now catch up.

Sarkes and the entire Sarkes Corner Staff have Global Entry status which allows for swift and efficient processing thru US Customs by the US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) organization.  

But, Sarkes was confused when directly outside the US CBP station in Philadelphia, PA, he saw a crowd of angry White People, wearing their Red MAGA hats, shouting at Sarkes something that sounded like:  “Send Him Back!  Send Him Back! Send Him Back!.”

Sarkes was greeted outside the CBP station by an angry crowd of White Folk chanting “Send Him Back!  Send Him Back! Send Him Back!.”

Sarkes asked a CBP agent what this was all about.  The CBP agent was courteous and told Sarkes that since he was a Brown Man, the crowd wanted Sarkes to “go back to the country he came from”.

Now, Sarkes became ever more confused.  You see, while Sarkes is a Brown Man, he was born in St. Louis, Missouri, the epicenter of Trumps Base, and has never been to Armenia.  Sarkes is considering a Gate 1 Travel excursion to Armenia in either 2020 or 2021 but is now reconsidering.  If Sarkes goes to Armenian, his ancestral homeland, will he be able to return?

Look for more award winning Sarkes Corners in the upcoming days as Sarkes and the Sarkes Corner staff get up to speed.