– London, Ontario, Canada, is the birthplace of Insulin
– A Caravan of Americans is Invading Canada
Thanks to Sarkes Corner Canadian Bureau Chief Dennis Parass for this Breaking Story on an American invasion of Canada.
Disclaimer: Sarkes has Diabetes and has taken Insulin for over 20 years. In order to provide Fair and Balanced reporting, this Sarkes Corner was assembled by Sarkes Corner Junior Staffers but Sarkes did proof read to ensure that this story is Accurate, Fair, and Balanced.
London, Ontario, Canada, is the birthplace of Insulin, and the latest stop for desperate American Diabetics. A Caravan of scores of American Diabetics are heading to London, Ontario, Canada, to pay homage to Sir Frederick Banting, inventor of Insulin, and to buy cheap Canadian Insulin.
Sir Frederick Banting was a Canadian medical scientist and physician who discovered the therapeutic potential of Insulin to treat people with Diabetes. In 1923, Banting received the Nobel Prize in Medicine at age 32.
American Quinn Nystrom, an American Diabetic, is a Diabetes Advocate, Speaker and Author. With an already impressive resume, Nystrom is adding Anarchist to her resume. Nystrom is leading a Caravan of American Diabetics with plans Invade Canada.
The Caravan of Diabetic Americans is heading to London, Ontario, to buy cheap insulin at Canadian pharmacies and to pay tribute to the co-founder of the lifesaving medication, Sir Frederick Banting. The caravan will leave from Minneapolis, picking up American Diabetics in Madison, Wisconsin, Chicago, Illinois and East Lansing, Mich.
It is estimated that the Diabetic American Invasion of Canada is as Uuuuuuge as the Mexican Invasion of the US Southern Border.
Anarchist Nystrom stated: ”There is an insulin crisis in America. The price of insulin has increased 200 per cent and one in four Americans has been found to be rationing their insulin.” Nystrom added: “A vial of the insulin in the US costs $340 but just $30 in Canada. I was able to get 10 vials of the insulin I need for the price of one vial in America”.
In Canada, insulin is available over the counter. The American Invaders have alerted London, Ontario area pharmacies that they’re coming, so the medication can be made available, and are spreading out to different pharmacies so as not to overburden the supply.
Nystrom Continued: ”That’s the other shocking thing for Americans. We can just come to Canada and buy what we need. In the U.S., you need a prescription, and it’s a lot of rigamarole. Sometimes, if the contract for our particular Insulin prescription expires, your insurance company will no longer cover it, or if they have a new contract with a new company, you have to switch brands.”
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called an Emergency Meeting of the Canadian Cabinet to determine how Canada will handle the Caravan of American Diabetics invading Canada.
A source in the Canadian Cabinet, code name “Maple Leaker”, provided Sarkes a summary of that discussion. “Maple Leaker” reported the options under consideration by the Canadian Cabinet:
Build a Wall – The Canadian Cabinet considered building a Great Big Beautiful Wall to keep out the American Diabetic Invaders.
Impose Tariffs – While Insulin is offered “over the counter” with no prescription, the Cabinet considered requiring Canadian Pharmacies to require a I.D. to buy Canadian Insulin. If an American wants to buy the Canadian Insulin, a 1,000 percent Tariff would be imposed.
Increase Insulin Production – Many in the Canadian Cabinet advocated that American Diabetics are NO threat to Canada. These Invaders buy their Insulin and return to the United States, they do not want to stay in Canada due to the high Tax rate. They also argued that since many Diabetics are over weight, they will spend money at Canadian restaurants.
Import Insulin from China – The Canadian Cabinet discussed addressing the impact on Canadian Insulin production by importing Insulin from China and selling Chinese Insulin to the American Diabetic Invaders.
After being informed about the Invasion of Canada by American Diabetics, the Orange Physician Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 4:56AM
I am the Fittest President EVER EVER in the history of the US, so I don’t know much about Insulin. But my people tell me that Insulin produced in the US is of the highest Quality and superior to Canadian Insulin. Our American Pharmaceutical Companies, Insurance Companies, and their CEO’s, are entitled to make a FAIR Profit for developing High Quality Insulin.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 5:17AM
Canadian Insulin is NOT that much cheaper than US Insulin. This is FAKE NEWS by the Canadian Broadcast Corporation (CBC). Like my Russian friend Vlads and I discussed at the G20, there is FAKE NEWS Everywhere, but more so in Liberal countries like Canada. FAKE FAKE FAKE!
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 5:38AM
I bumped into that Panty Waist Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau at the G20 and told him to STOP luring American Diabetics to Canada with Cheap, Fake, Insulin. I told Trudeau if he did not stop luring American Diabetics to Canada that I would put Uuuuuge Tariffs on Canadian imports which are inferior to American products anyway.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 5:53AM
The Canadians claim that they invented Insulin in 1923, DID NOT HAPPEN!!, FAKE NEWS again. Like all Great medicines, Insulin was invented by an American in 1905. Don’t believe what you read from the Canadian Broadcast Corporation, they are no better and probably worse than the Failed CNN, New York Time, and Washington Post.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 6:14AM
Liberal Democrats want you to believe that Canadian Insulin is cheaper and just as good as American Insulin. DO NOT BELIVE THEM. This is another lie and Liberal strategy to try to win the 2020 Presidential Election. These Liberals want to take away your Fairly Priced, Great Value, private medical insurance, and to put our Great American Insurance Companies out of business. The Liberals want to force you to get your medical care in a system like Canada. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN, vote straight Republican in 2020. I alone have Made America Great Again, we now need to Keep America Great!!!!!
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 1 @ 6:28AM
I am trying to get a hold of Acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan to immediately order Troops to our Northern Border with Canada to protect our American Diabetics. He is not answering his phone. Shanahan, when you read this give me a call IMMEDIATELY! Sarah Sanders, get on the horn and have Shanahan give me a call.