The Blues Win The Stanley Cup!

The Blue Note has long been the symbol of the St. Louis Hockey Blues

This Special Edition of Sarkes Corner is brought to you by the Newly created Sarkes Corner Sports Bureau. 

The St. Louis Blues came into the National Hockey League (NHL) in 1967.  While the Blues never really stunk, they have never won the Stanley Cup until now.  After 52 years, the Blues beat the Boston Bruins for the Stanley Cup.

After 52 years, the St. Louis Blues finally win the Stanley Cup

The victory parade for the Blues was like none other ever held in St. Louis, even greater than the 11 previous parades the followed World Series Wins by the St. Louis Baseball Cardinals.  It was anticipated that 500,000 Hockey fans would show up for the Rally and Parade, but the St. Louis Post-Dispatch estimated that close to 1 Million Fans attended the Rally and Parade.

St. Louis, Sarkeses hometown, is in Missouri, formally the Show Me State and now better known as the Shoot Me State.  So, what’s even more surprising than the close to 1 Million Fans attending the Rally and Parade, most of them packing Heat, is the fact that NO ONE GOT SHOT!  Given the mass quantities of local Anheuser-Busch products consumed, this is nothing short of a miracle. 

There was a mass of humanity from the St. Louis Arch grounds reaching all the way into downtown.  It is estimated that there was 2 times as many people for the Blues Rally and Parade than for the Orange Cross-Checker’s Inauguration on the National Mall. 

Fans started assembling on the Arch Grounds

More people attended the Blues Rally and Parade that attended the Orange Faceoff’s Inauguration on the National Mall

Uuuuuuge Crowds showed up for the Blues Rally and Parade

A plethora of Celebrities attended the Blues Rally and Parade including St. Louies; Jon Hamm (Mad Men), Jenna Fischer (The Office), and the Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales.  Also, many past St. Louis Blues from yesteryear attended including The Golden Brett, Brett Hull.

Brett Hull was a St. Louis Blue for 10 years but now loves his Budweiser and has a hard time lacing up his skates

While the St. Louis Blues fans were celebrating their first Stanley Cup, the Piece of Excrement and Pond Scum known as Stan Kronke could not be forgotten.  Stan Kronke, the unethical and despicable owner of the Los Angels Rams, made his money the Old Fashioned Way, he married Sam Waltons daughter.  

Despicable Kronke lied when he said that  St. Louis Sports Fans do not support their teams

Even in jubilation, the St. Louis fans can take a Shot at Pond Scum Stan Kronke

Shortly after the Blues secured the Stanley Cup, the Orange Slap Shot started tweeting:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 4:56AM

Congratulations to the St. Louis Blues for finally winning the Stanley Cup.  For a half century, the Blues were Looooosers, Looooosers.  After I won Missouri by a record vote in the 2016 Election, the Blues became Winners!!

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 5:09AM

I was a star Hockey player at the University of Pennsylvania and could have been a star in the NHL had it not been for my Bone Spurs.  If I had played for the Blues, it would not have taken them 52 years to win the Stanley Cup.

The Orange Puck could have been a Bigger star than Wayne Gretsky had it not been for his Bone Spurs

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 5:23AM

I suspect that there will be 1000 per cent participation by the St. Louis Blues when I invite them to the White House.  There are no Blacks or Mexicans playing for the St. Louis Blues.   While the Blues are loaded with Canadians, if that Panty Waist Justin Trudeau tries to keep the Canadian Blues from coming to the White House I will hit Canada with so many Tariffs that their heads will spin.

The St. Louis Blues are 1000 Percent White, but do have many Canadians on the team

Canadian Prime Minister JustinTrudeau is a Panty Waist with a Limp Wrist Handshake

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 6:01AM

The failed St. Louis Post-Dispatch, another Fake Newspaper like the New York Times and Washington Post, reported that close to 1 million Fans attended the Blues Rally and Parade which was several times more than attended my inauguration.  Everyone knows that more people attended my Inauguration than ANY OTHER EVENT IN HISTORY, no other event came close, even the Rally in St. Louis. FAKE NEWS. Should be renamed the St. Louis Post-Disgrace.

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch is a Failed, Fake News, Liberal media, All Lies, All The Time

Cracker Endorses Cadillacs

Executive Summary:

  • A 70-year-old Florida Cracker was driving on a highway standing through the sun roof, and speeding over 100 mph
  • Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Bureau Chief and sister Cindy Mamelian for another bizarre story about a Florida Cracker, aka, Florida Man.

A Florida Cracker is normally a docile species, Salt of the Earth if you will.  But, when a Florida Cracker starts drinking or taking drugs, it’s all bets off.  The Florida Cracker hopped-up is an accident waiting to happen. Normally the hopped-up Cracker wrecks havoc with a Gun or Knife.  That is not the case here.

Florida Highway Patrol Troopers arrested 70 year old Cracker Leonard Olsen after he was seen standing through a sun roof as the car continued to speed down Interstate 4 in Polk County.

Cracker Olsen driving down the highway, Hands Free

An off-duty Hillsborough County Sheriff’s deputy was behind Cracker Olsen when he stood up while driving westbound on I-4 at a high rate of speed.  Video captured Olsen standing up in a White Cadillac with his arms spread open.  The fact that this Cracker was driving a Cadillac is in itself strange, as we know that the vehicle of choice for Crackers are Pick Up Trucks with Gun Racks.  

In a sworn witness interview, the Hillsborough County Deputy said Oslen “bounced back and forth in the center lane…and sped up to over 100 miles per hour and slowed to about 40 miles per hour.”

When asked why he did it, Cracker Olsen told troopers he wanted to praise God.  “I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute, and I thought it would be nice at the time and that’s what I did.”  Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Cracker Olsen was just praising our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, God Bless

Justifying why he was not danger to the public, Cracker Olsen went on say:  “The car drivers itself and has a gigantic computer in it.”   Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

The new Cadillacs drive themselves and have Gigantic Computers 


Authorities might have determined Cracker Olsen’s motive when he said: “My wife treats me like a servant and she’s the mistress, Lock me up, I’d rather go to jail than go back home.”    Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Cracker Olsen was charged with reckless driving.  He remains in the Polk County Jail on a $21,000 bond as his wife refused to post his Bail.

Cracker Olsen cannot post bail and sits in the Hoosegow

More Cracker Antics

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida Crackerette pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop in Punta Gorda, FL.
  • Sarkes provides details left out of the national news reports of this story.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies and Florida Wildlife officials had to investigate a routine traffic stop in Punta Gorda, FL which is 45 miles north of Sarkeses Crib in Bontia Springs, FL. 

In the past, Sarkes has reported on Crackeretts hiding many things down their pants and in their Vaginas, including drugs and Heat (Guns).  But hiding a wild, Foot Long alligator by her Snatch is a first for Sarkes. 

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Beat Reporter and sister Cindy Mamelian for another bizarre story of antics by the Florida Cracker.  

Florida Cracker Michael Cody Clemons and Crackerette Ariel Michelle Marchan-Le Quire were driving a Blue Chevy Pickup truck in Punta Gorda when they ran a Stop sign at 3:15 am.  The Pickup truck is the vehicle of choice for the Florida Cracker, usually with a gun rack.  

The Pickup Truck, with Gun Rack, is the vehicle of choice for the Cracker

When Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies questioned Cracker Clemons, he said he and Marchan-Le Quire had been collecting frogs and snakes from under a nearby overpass.  When asked to see what they had captured, Cracker Clemons showed the Deputies a sack of 41 small three-stripe turtles.

41 small three-stripe turtles were rescued from the Cracker Perps

The Deputies then asked, “Do you have anything else?”  At that, Marchan-Le Quire pulled a foot-long alligator out of the yoga pants she was wearing. 

This foot long alligator was being hidden in the Yoga pants of the Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire

According to the incident report, the state’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission seized the animals and released them back into the wild. Cracker Clemons and Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire were cited for violations of state wildlife laws.

Now that is all on this story one would get if reading the standard news outlets.  But Sarkes Corner, Fair and Balanced, digs deeper when something doesn’t smell right, like the stench of wild turtles and an alligator.

After filing a request under the Freedom of Information Act, the Charlotte County Sheriffs office provide Sarkes a copy of the Police Report of this incident.  

From the Charlotte County Sheriffs police report, Sarkes learned that:

  • Sheriffs deputies approached the Pickup truck with caution given that it was 3:15 am and the Pickup had just ran a Stop sign.
  • The deputies reported that Cracker Clemons was cooperative but that something did not seem right with the passenger.
  • Deputies stated that while the passenger looked like a women (they spotted Ta Tas, the passenger also had a bulge in his/her pants.
  • Not yet having gone thru the required training for Florida Deputies on how to address Transgender Perps, these Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies called for Back Up.
  • The Deputies were relieved when Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire pulled the Foot Long Gator out of here pants.

Sarkes ponders that when the incident was over, did the relieved Charlotte County Deputy reflect on that classic quote from iconic actress Mae West when she said:  “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”

In her hay day, all men were happy to see Mae West

“Many People Say” Sarkes, did the Orange Lothario Tap Mae West?  Since Mae West died in 1980, it’s quite possible as Mae West was Blonde with Big Ta Tas, but we may never know.

It is quite possible that the Orange Bird Dog has Tapped Mae West as she was Blonde with Big Ta Tas

Sarkes Corner – Picnicking While Black in America

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 12th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”.  Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black”, “Eating Yogurt While Black”, “Taking the SAT While Black”, “Picking up Trash While Black” and “Moving While Black”
  • In this edition, a White Woman pulled out her Heat on a Black Couple trying to enjoy a picnic

Is it just Sarkes or does it seem like the Black Man (and Woman) have increasingly become victims of being harassed for no other reason than they are Black in a White Man’s world.  This Sarkes Corner is the 12th installment, in less than a year, in a soon to be Award Winning series of “Blacks in White America”.  Sarkes anticipates a Pulitzer or maybe even a Nobel Prize for this powerful series.

Sarkes also questions the timing of these incidents with the rise of the “Salt of the Earth” Americans, empowered by the Orange Profit, all who proudly wear their Red Make America Great Again hats.  “Many People Say” that these Great MAGA Hat-wearing Americans are NOT RACISTS!.  Rather, they have a legitimate reason to confront the Black Man in places where they do not normally go.  Hmmmmmm.

White MAGA Hat-wearing Americans ARE NOT RACISTS!

A White Campground Worker in Starkville, Mississippi was fired this week after she was caught on video pulling a gun on a Black couple and ordering them to leave the Campground.  The Black victims, Jessica and Franklin Richardson, decided to go to the lake to have a picnic. Not five minutes after arriving at the lake, a Pick Up truck pulled up and a White Lady screamed at the Black Couple, jumping out of her pickup truck with a Gun.

The White Heat-packing Woman pulled out her Heat against the Black Couple

The Black couple had stumbled into an area near the lake that is owned by Starkville Kampgrounds of America (KOA) and is technically private property. Black Woman Richardson stated; “This lady literally just pulled a gun on us because we’re out here and didn’t have reservations.”  After looking down the Barrel of a pistol, Black Woman Richardson told the White Woman; “All you had to do was tell us … We would have left. You didn’t have to pull a gun.”

The Richardsons are Black and like to Picnic

KOA released a statement Tuesday saying the White employee had been fired after Richardson’s video went viral.  “KOA does not condone the use of a firearm in any manner on our properties or those owned and operated by our franchises,” said group spokesman Mike Gast. “The employee involved in the incident has been relieved of her duties.”

Apparently few Black people camp at the KOA in Starkville, MS

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Virginia Beach, VA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in the Virginia Beach, VA

Another Mass Murder, this time, by an angry BLACK MAN!, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Virginia Beach, VA.

Sarkes Notes:  Mass shootings were once the exclusive domain of the Angry White Man packing Heat.  With this Mass shooting, the Angry Black Man has joined this once exclusive Club, sort of like the Black Man and Women being allowed to join White Country Clubs.  

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the Virginia Beach Municipal Building.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 12 people were murdered and 4 were injured. 

Angry Black Man DeWayne Craddock was an Engineer

The Mass Murderer, an angry Black Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) DeWayne Craddock, was an Engineer working for Virginia Beach and a disgruntled employee.

.45 Caliber Pistol with Suppressor and Extended Magazine

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) legally purchased .45 Caliber pistols with Suppressors and Extended Magazines

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

The Angry Black Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was killed by Police

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Virginia Beach Municipal Center the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.