- Is it possible that the Orange Cantaloupe and Sarkes have enough in Common that they are 2 Peas in a Pod?
“Many People Say” Sarkes, you and the Orange Jumpsuit have so much in common that you are 2 Peas in a Pod.
At first, Sarkes was in Full Denial. How could this be? Sarkes, a Truth Machine, stepped away from this story and asked his Crack Sarkes Corner Investigative Team to investigate.
In a somber meeting at the Sarkes Corner Headquarters, the Harsh Facts were laid out for Sarkes by the Sarkes Corner Investigative Team:
1. Sarkes and the Orange Creamsicle were both Democrats before becoming Republicans.
2. Not only did Sarkes and the Orange Ameba switched to become Republicans, both became staunch Reagan Conservatives.
3. The Orange Commander in Tweets and Sarkes did not serve in the Viet Nam War. The Orange Podiatrist had Bone Spurs and Sarkes had a High Draft Lottery Number (Young Subscribers to Sarkes Corner need to Google “Viet Nam Era Draft Lottery” for details).
4. The Orange Exalted Leader and Sarkes have both been the Victims of Investigations. The Orange Goliath was victimized by Mueller and the 17 “Angry Democrats”. Sarkes was investigated by the “16 Angry Sweeds” on the Nobel Committee for Plagiarism while writing the Award Winning Sarkes Corner. Both Investigations were Phony, a Hoax, Hit Job, Witch Hunt, Failed Takedown, Treasonous, and a Thousand Stabs, a Thousand.
5. Both Sarkes and the Orange Flag Stick love to play Golf. The Orange Divot uses the USGA Rules of Golf and Cheats to get his Low Handicap. Sarkes uses the Eric Pedersen Rules of Golf but still has a High Handicap.
6. Both Sarkes and the Orange Tangerine are Colored. Trump is Orange and Sarkes is a Brown Man. Being people of Color has not stopped the Orange Zest or Sarkes from accomplishing great things.
7. Both the Orange Einstein and Sarkes are Extremely STABLE GENIUSES. The Orange Monarchs Lackeys are often paraded in front of the Fox News Cameras to give testimony on the Genius of the Orange Intellect. On the other hand, Sarkeses Genius is demonstrated in Sarkes Corner.
8. The Orange Pacifier and Sarkes are always Cool and Calm. At a recent Sarkes Corner Staff Meeting, Sarkes took a poll of the Sarkes Corner staff and was told:
- “Sarkes, You were very Calm, and you laid out the case”
- “You are Calm, very Calm”
- “You are always Calm”
- “I don’t know how you stay so Calm”
Sarkes, a perennial finalist for the Nobel Prize in Mathematics, can make an inference from only 1 Data Point. Here, the Sarkes Corner Staff has provided 8 Data Points, 8!, that the Orange Tabby and Sarkes have much in common. Now that’s powerful, indisputable Data.
Well, there you have it, the Harsh Truth, Proof Positive that the Orange Crush and Sarkes are indeed, 2 Peas in a Pod.