- Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form.
- This time, the Mass Shooting was at the STEM School Highlands Ranch, CO
- This Mass Shooting is the 3rd in the past few weeks perpetrated by Angry White Men and 1 Woman who is really an Angry White Man
- With these Mass Shootings by Angry White Men on the rise, Sarkes is planning on hiring an extra reporter just to cover Mass Shootings in America
Another Mass Murder, by angry White Men, has happened. In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Highlands Ranch, CO.
The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the STEMS School.
(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 1 person was murdered and 8 were injured.
The Mass Murderers, an angry White Man AND A TRANSGENDER WOMAN WHO IS REALLY AN ANGRY WHITE MAN (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Devon Erickson, was a student at STEM School, and Transgender Maya (Alec) McKinney was a student at STEM School.
The Mass Murderers used (Identify the weapon used) multiple pistols stolen from the home of Devon Erickson
The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Detained by Students and a Security Guard until Police arrived.
Shortly after the Mass Murder:
- A spokesman for the NRA said: “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
- President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at STEM Shool the results would have been far better.”
- The President of the NRA said: “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
- A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom”
- Countless Politicians said: “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
- Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.
That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer(s) Packing Heat. Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.