Month: May 2019

Trump and Sarkes, 2 Peas in a Pod?

Executive Summary:

  • Is it possible that the Orange Cantaloupe and Sarkes have enough in Common that they are 2 Peas in a Pod?

“Many People Say” Sarkes, you and the Orange Jumpsuit have so much in common that you are 2 Peas in a Pod.

At first, Sarkes was in Full Denial.  How could this be?  Sarkes, a Truth Machine, stepped away from this story and asked his Crack Sarkes Corner Investigative Team to investigate.

In a somber meeting at the Sarkes Corner Headquarters, the Harsh Facts were laid out for Sarkes by the Sarkes Corner Investigative Team:

1. Sarkes and the Orange Creamsicle were both Democrats before becoming Republicans. 

Both Sarkes and the Orange Donkey were Liberal Democrats who saw the light and became Conservative Republicans

2. Not only did Sarkes and the Orange Ameba switched to become Republicans, both became staunch Reagan Conservatives.

Sarkes and the Orange Orangutan are Ultra Conservatives, walking in the foot steps of the Great Conservative Ronald Reagan

3. The Orange Commander in Tweets and Sarkes did not serve in the Viet Nam War. The Orange Podiatrist had Bone Spurs and Sarkes had a High Draft Lottery Number (Young Subscribers to Sarkes Corner need to Google “Viet Nam Era Draft Lottery” for details).

To this day, the Orange Orthopedic suffers from Bone Spurs which are so painful that he cannot sleep, so he Tweets

Sarkeses Draft Lottery Number was 288 out of 365 so he was not drafted

4. The Orange Exalted Leader and Sarkes have both been the Victims of Investigations.  The Orange Goliath was victimized by Mueller and the 17 “Angry Democrats”.   Sarkes was investigated by the “16 Angry Sweeds” on the Nobel Committee for Plagiarism while writing the Award Winning Sarkes Corner.  Both Investigations were Phony, a Hoax, Hit Job, Witch Hunt, Failed Takedown, Treasonous, and a Thousand Stabs, a Thousand.

The Orange Victim was the target of 17 Angry Democrats and was COMPLETELY EXONERATED!

Sarkes was falsely accused by the 16 Angry Sweeds on the Nobel Committee, all of whom are White, investigating Sarkes, a Brown Man

5. Both Sarkes and the Orange Flag Stick love to play Golf.  The Orange Divot uses the USGA Rules of Golf and Cheats to get his Low Handicap.  Sarkes uses the Eric Pedersen Rules of Golf but still has a High Handicap.

While the Orange Sand Trap has the skill, Bone Spurs have kept the Orange Bogey from becoming a Pro Golfer

6.  Both Sarkes and the Orange Tangerine are Colored.  Trump is Orange and Sarkes is a Brown Man.  Being people of Color has not stopped the Orange Zest or Sarkes from accomplishing great things.

The Orange Bully Making America Great Again one Tweeter at a Time

Brown Sarkes Making America Great Again one Sarkes Corner at a Time

7. Both the Orange Einstein and Sarkes are Extremely STABLE GENIUSES.  The Orange Monarchs Lackeys are often paraded in front of the Fox News Cameras to give testimony on the Genius of the Orange Intellect.  On the other hand, Sarkeses Genius is demonstrated in Sarkes Corner.  

Trump, Sarkes and Einstein are 3 Peas in a Stable Genius Pod, Trump and Einstein have similar Hair Styles

The Orange Merchandiser has added a ‘Stable Genius” line of clothes in his Trump Enterprises Catalog 

8. The Orange Pacifier and Sarkes are always Cool and Calm.  At a recent Sarkes Corner Staff Meeting, Sarkes took a poll of the Sarkes Corner staff and was told:

  • “Sarkes, You were very Calm, and you laid out the case”
  • “You are Calm, very Calm”
  • “You are always Calm”
  • “I don’t know how you stay so Calm”
The Orange Pacifier is always Calm, Very Calm, just ask him

Sarkes, a perennial finalist for the Nobel Prize in Mathematics, can make an inference from only 1 Data Point.  Here, the Sarkes Corner Staff has provided 8 Data Points, 8!,  that the Orange Tabby and Sarkes have much in common.  Now that’s powerful, indisputable Data.

Well, there you have it, the Harsh Truth, Proof Positive that the Orange Crush and Sarkes are indeed, 2 Peas in a Pod.

Sarkes and the Orange Nehi, 2 Peas in a Pod

America is Invading Mexico

Executive Summary:

  • A new report shows that Older Americans are invading Mexico
  • Mexicans are concerned that invading Americans will negatively impact the Mexican culture. 
  • To stop this invasion, Mexico plans on building a great big beautiful wall 

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Washington DC Bureau Chief Ashok Agrawal for his investigative report on the invasion of Mexico by Gray Americans. 

Old, White Americans are immigrating to Mexico in Uuuuuuge numbers.  Mexico is planning to build a great big beautiful wall and make America pay for the wall. Sarkes suspects that these reverse immigrants are all Demon Dems.   Ironic?

There is a little-noticed surge across the U.S. / Mexico border, an invasion if you will, of Americans heading south to Mexico.  The Gray American Barons of the 18th century built its mansions in Mexico, but today, the current Gray Americans invading Mexico are building Pickleball Courts. 

Gray American Invaders love their Pickleball

The invasion started with just a few American retirees. Today, dozen Gray Americans fill the Pickleball courts at the municipal sports center most mornings, swinging paddles at plastic balls. It is anticipated that if the invasion of Gray Americans into Mexico continues, Pickleball will replace Soccer as the national sport of Mexico.

Pickleball will overtake Soccer as the national sport in Mexico

The Orange ICE Agent regularly assails the flow of migrants crossing the Mexican border into the United States. Less noticed has been the surge of people heading in the opposite direction.  The Mexican Government estimated that the U.S. born population in their country has reached 1.5 Million, a fourfold increase since 1990.  With Gray Democrats going to Mexico in record numbers and the elimination of the 5 million Illegal Mexicans who voted for Hillary, the Orange Premier will have a landslide win in 2020.

The Orange Ice Agent is not concerned of the migration of Gray Americans to Mexico as these are mostly Liberal Democrats

Americans, lead by the Gray Invaders, are Mexico’s largest immigrant group. As in the United States, Mexicans are deeply divided over the invasion of the Gray Americans.  While American immigrants in Mexico have largely been welcomed, there is still a concern on how they might impact the Mexican culture and economy.  As an example, in the city of San Miguel, over 10% of the city’s 100,000 residents are the Gray American Invaders.  San Miguel’s mayor now delivers his annual State of the Municipality address in English and Spanish.

Mexican authorities say that many of the Gray American Invaders are undocumented (illegal).  Typically, they’ve overstayed their six-month visas. “Many People (in Mexico) Say” that they do not mind the Illegal Americans as they come to work or just spend their money in Mexico, just like illegal Mexicans living in America.

So why are Gray Americans invading Mexico?  Given the dollar’s strength against the Mexican peso, an American getting by on Social Security and a modest pension can rent a high-ceilinged apartment, hire a maid, and eat out most nights.  So in Mexico, a Lower Middle Class White Democrat can live like a Rich Old White Republican does in America.

A lower middle class White American Democrat can have an opulent life of a Rich Old White Republican in Mexico

The Gray American Invaders are keeping their American Culture and have no need to learn and speak Spanish.  One Gray American Invader, said, 

“For the things you can’t find, you just buy them off Amazon.”  This upsets many Mexicans who say that if the Invading Gringos want to live in Mexico they should speak Mexican.  This is no different than Conservative Queen Sarah Palin who says that Immigrants in the United States should speak American.

Sarah Palin says all Immigrants should speak American, and the Orange Bird Dog likes her big Ta Tas

There’s a dazzling array of activities for the English-speaking Gray American Invaders: the Rotary Club, Quilters’ Circle, American Dancing Clubs, Golf, Alcoholics Anonymous., and, of course, Pickleball.  

Gray American Invaders love to Dance, but not the Cha Cha
Gray American Invaders who drink too much Tequila can go to AA meetings

Since 2015, data from the American Government shows that more Mexicans have returned to Mexico than Mexicans moving to the United States, and the Invasion of Gray Americans is exponentially increasing.

As such, and in concern for the Mexican Culture, a source in the Mexican White House, code name SENIOR LEAKER, has told Sarkes that Mexican President, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, has ordered his Cabinet to start the planning for the building of a Great Big Beautiful Wall to stop the Invasion of the Gray Americans.  And, Andrés Manuel López Obrador says that Americans will pay for the new Wall. After all, Americans are already paying for the big beautiful Trump Wall currently under construction.

Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador wants to stop the Invasion of Mexico

Mexico will build a wall to keep out the Gray Invaders and American Taxpayers will Pay

Sarkes is a Truth Machine and Sarkes Corner should be the news source for all Americans seeking the Truth.  You will never see this story on Fox News Fair and Balanced.   Sarkes has multiple degrees from several Universities, but none more prestigious than Trump University.

Sarkes is a Truth Machine and Graduate of Trump University

Does Trump Cheat at Golf?

Executive Summary:

  • Rick Reilly has written a book about how the Orange Duffer Cheats at Golf
  • Is this just another Vicious Attack, Hoax, Witch Hunt, Hit Job, Illegal Take Down, and Treasonous attack against the Orange Caddie? 
  • There are a number of different Rules of Golf, so what seems like Cheating may not be.  At Spring Run, some of us use the Pedersen Alternate Rules of Golf

The Orange Flag Stick is under constant Siege by the Liberal Press and Demon Democrats.  The latest assault against the Orange Shanker is from Sports Writer, Rick Reilly.  While both are famous Writers, do not mistake Rick Reilly for Bill Reilly.

Rick Reilly is leading the latest vicious attack on the Orange Ace

Bill Reilly was the Fox News Cash Cow but got the Old Heave Ho for P-Grabbing

Rick Reilly’s new book; COMMANDER IN CHEAT, documents that the Orange Flag Stick is a Serial Cheater when he plays Golf.  In addition to his Sports books, Reilly is best known for his work on ESPN and ABC Sports.  With his vicious attack on the Orange Bogey, Reilly is obviously a Demon Democrat. 

For sure, the Orange Bogey is the most proficient Presidential Golfer of All Time.  It is projected that the Orange Mulligan will play over 600 rounds of Golf during his eight years in office as President, far surpassing the previous record established by Barrack Obama who played 306 round of Golf in his eight years in office.

Barrack Obama currently holds the record for Rounds of Golf played as President

It is estimated that the Orange Slicer will have played over 600 Rounds of Golf during his eight years in office, a Record that may never be broken.

The Orange Birdie should get credit where credit is due.  He has kept most of his Campaign Promises………except 1.  During his Campaign, the Orange Sand Bunker said:

  • “I’m going to be working for you.  I’m not going to have time to play golf.”
  • “I love golf, but if I were in the White House, I don’t think I’d ever see Turnberry (a Trump Golf Resort) again, I don’t think I’d ever see Doral (a Trump Golf Resort) again, I don’t ever think I’d see anything — I just want to stay in the White House and work my ass off, make great deals, right? Who’s gonna leave?”
The Orange Pinocchio has only flipped on one Campaign promise, not bad.
“Many People Say” you know when the Lier Lier Orange Pants on Fire is lying……his lips are moving

The foundation of Golf, from weekend Duffers to the Pros, is that the Sport is self-managed, there are no Umpires or Referees.  So what are some of the Fake News allegations perpetrated by Rick Reilly on how the Orange Fairway Cheats when playing Golf:

  • Taking credit for several Club Championships when he did not complete in the Tournaments.
  • Lying about his Score
  • Hitting Multiple Balls without counting the strokes
  • Sabotaging the shots of  his Opponents
  • Claiming during his Campaign that he was a “Winner” having won 18 Club Championships”
  • Claiming to have a 3 Handicap but Pros he has played with estimate that he probably is really a 10 Handicap
  • Taking a Competitors Golf Ball and throwing it into a Sand Bunker
  • Driving his Golf Cart across the Green
  • Always Tees off First even if he does not have the “Honors” (best score on the previous hole) and then drives down the Fairway before his Competitors hit their Tee Shot
  • Hitting a ball into Water and claiming he did not see it so he takes a second free shot
  • Putting a lower number on the Score Card than what he actually scored
The Orange Gimmie has been accused of Cheating when playing Golf

But is the Orange Stroke Play a Cheater when he plays Golf?  Sarkes says Whooooa, not so fast.  If one is playing Golf by USGA Rules then, yes, the Orange Ball Mark is a Cheater.  BUT, there are more than one set of Rules when playing Golf.  As an example, at the Spring Run Golf Club in Bonita Springs, FL, Sarkes home course, neighbor Eric Pedersen has developed an innovated set of Alternative Rules of Golf that are different from those used by the USGA.  As such, when using the Pedersen Rules of Golf one could be accused of Cheating under the USGA Rules of Golf.

Eric Pedersen, originator of the Pedersen Alternative Rules of Golf

In his Book, Rick Reilly asked;  Why does no one push back at all? Why does everyone he plays with just smile and let him cheat?.  The answer:  

Because it’s his course. You get to play free, and he’s probably gonna pay for lunch, but all that matters is that he wins. That’s the only requirement when you’re on the Trump train.

“Many People Say”; Sarkes, who cares? It doesn’t even matter does it?

Well, Sarkes, a High Handicapper, does not know if any of accusations that the Orange Worm Burner are true.  But, golf is based on integrity. Golfers call their own penalties. So if the Orange Divot Cheats at Golf, then why wouldn’t he cheat on Taxes, Wives, Elections, Suppliers, things he said he said to people, things he wrote, etc? He could lie about anything if he’s gonna lie about Golf. 

But, on the other hand, this could all be another Vicious Attack, Hoax, Witch Hunt, Hit Job, Illegal Take Down, and Treasonous attack against the Orange Flop Shot. 

Trouble at the Trump International Hotel in DC

Executive Summary:

  • A Pennsylvania man was arrested at Trump hotel Packing Heat 
  • “Many People Say” that this is a travesty of justice by the DC Police

Thanks to Sarkeses man on the street in DC, Chris Agrawal, for this story from the posh Trump International Hotel in DC.  

The Trump International Hotel is a 5 Star Luxury hotel on Pennsylvania Ave.  Rooms start at $500 a night and is the hotel of choice of many foreign dignitaries, including Russian Oligarchs and friends of Vlads Putin.  Trump Enterprises transformed the iconic US Post Office on Pennsylvania Ave into THE place to stay in DC (if you have TRICKLE DOWN).

The Old Post Office on Pennsylvania Ave is now the Trump International Hotel

Of course, Demon Dems and the Liberal Press maintain that foreign dignitaries staying in the Trump International Hotel in DC is a violation of the Emoluments clause of the US Constitution;  Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8, that prohibits federal office holders from receiving any gift, payment, or other thing of value from a foreign state or its rulers, officers, or representatives.  Maybe the foreign dignitaries and politicians just like a nice place to stay when in DC.  

Can’t the Demon Dems and Liberal Press give the Orange Entrepreneur a break?  In his first two years in office, the Orange Pinocchio has never given us reason to doubt his truthfulness and integrity, ……. just ask him.  So when the Orange Hotelier says that foreigners staying at the Trump International Hotel in DC do not influence him, we can take him at this good word, right?

The Trump International Hotel is DC is the favorite hotel for foreign rulers, politicians and oligarchs.  

The Lobby of the Trump Hotel in DC has Uber Opulence, just like its owner

But back on Point.   A man from Pennsylvania, Lee McCartney, 49, of Norristown, has been charged with bringing a handgun loaded with 15 hollow-point bullets to the Trump International Hotel in WDC during an event at which the U.S. Secret Service was screening guests.  

McCartney told agents he had the Smith & Wesson in his car as he pulled up to a security checkpoint at the hotel’s entrance.  McCartney was arrested by D.C. police and charged with possessing an unregistered handgun and unregistered ammunition. While McCartney had a valid permit from Pennsylvania to carry a concealed weapon. DC Police said he was not registered to carry a weapon in the District.

Donors backing President Trump’s reelection had gathered at the hotel Tuesday. Guests included industry executives, along with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and Vice President Pence.

The President of the NRA, Carolyn Meadows said: “The NRA has been lobbying Congress to have Concealed Carry permits valid across the country.  Mr. McCartney’s 2nd Amendment Rights were violated by the DC Police when they confiscated his Fire Arm, and arrested him, a clear violation of his 2nd Amendment Right to Bear Arms”

The NRA is hurting for membership so picked a Skirt, Carolyn Meadows as its new President

The Orange Commander in Tweets tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – May 9 @ 4:46AM

This is another Travesty, a Hit Job, a Which Hunt, a Coup, a Failed Take Down against a great American and one of my Base, Lee McCartney, perpetrated by the DC Police.  Instead of harassing my Base they should be confiscating the illegal firearms used by the Black and Hispanic Gangs in DC.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – May 9 @ 5:32AM

I beat the Democrats with the largest Electoral College victory in History, History!  And if you take away the 5 Million votes casted by Illegal Mexicans I would have had a record victory in the popular vote.  Now, the Democrats are harassing my Base to keep them from voting for me in 2020.

Most of the Orange Rifleman’s Base Pack Heat

Sarkes is no stranger to the Trump International Hotel in DC.  Sarkes was to meet the Orange Monarch there on 4 occasions but was stiffed by the Orange Duffer who chose instead to head to Mir-a-Lago for several rounds of golf.

Sarkes and friend Shep at the Trump International Hotel after being stiffed by the Orange Dotard

The Orange Flagstick in a Golf shirt is not a pretty site

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: STEMS School

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the STEM School Highlands Ranch, CO
  • This Mass Shooting is the 3rd in the past few weeks perpetrated by Angry White Men and 1 Woman who is really an Angry White Man
  • With these Mass Shootings by Angry White Men on the rise, Sarkes is planning on hiring an extra reporter just to cover Mass Shootings in America

Another Mass Murder, by angry White Men, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Highlands Ranch, CO.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the STEMS School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 1 person was murdered and 8 were injured. 

The Mass Murderers, an angry White Man AND A TRANSGENDER WOMAN WHO IS REALLY AN ANGRY WHITE MAN (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Devon Erickson, was a student at STEM School, and Transgender Maya (Alec) McKinney was a student at STEM School.

Angry White Man Devon Erikson
Angry Person Maya (Alec) McKinney is a Transgender Woman who wants to be an Angry White Man 

The Mass Murderers used (Identify the weapon used) multiple pistols stolen from the home of Devon Erickson

Multiple Pistols were used in this Mass Shooting

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Detained by Students and a Security Guard until Police arrived. 

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at STEM Shool the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer(s) Packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: UNC Charlotte

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the University of North Carolina Charlotte 

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Charlotte, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the University of North Carolina Charlotte.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 2 people were murdered and 4 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Trystan Andrew Terrell, was a student at UNC Charlotte but had recently dropped out.

Angry White Man Murderer Trystan Andrew Terrell

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a legally purchased Pistol

The Pistol used by the Angry White Man Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at UNC Charlotte the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Synagogue

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the Poway Synagogue in suburban San Diego, CA.

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) San Diego, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Poway Synagogue.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 1 person was murdered and 3 were injured.  This angry white man would have killed more innocent worshipers but his gun jammed. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) John Earnest, came in gun blasting ranting anti-Semitic slurs.

Angry White Man Murderer John Earnest

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 Semi Automatic Assault rifle

The AR-15, the weapon of choice for the Angry White Man Mass Murderer

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Surrendered to Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Poway Synagogue the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

English is a Second Language for the Florida Cracker

Executive Summary:

  • Four White people in a Florida-based gang are accused of beating a Black gang member unconscious and tattooing a racial slur onto his neck, which they misspelled
  • English as a Second Language (ESL) should be taught to Crackers and Crackerettes in Florida Elementary Schools
  • While generally recognized as a Genius, every now and then, Sarkes learns more about his Florida Cracker neighbors and life in general

Sarkes had generally believed that Gangs were homogeneous, i.e., comprised of like people, people of the same ilk.  We are all familiar with Hispanic Gangs, Black Gangs, White Gangs (KKK), Italian Gangs (Mafia) and Rich Old White Men Gangs.  BUT, in Florida, there is apparently at least one gang that embraces Diversity.  This is so progressive. 

Hispanic Gangs are “Mean Hombres”

Black Gangs kill each other in Chicago

Old Rich White Man Gangs getting richer, celebrating TRICKLE DOWN

The Crazy White Boys gang, (CWB), in Marion County Florida, is a role model for Gangs in that it embraces Diversity with Cracker members, Women members and Black members.  Sarkes ponders the once the CWB embraced Diversity and welcomed Women and Black members, whey didn’t they change their name? Hmmmmm  Maybe the CWBs had a dwindling membership.  

White Gang members Luke Evans, Brandon Hayley and Mary Elizabeth Durham were charged with aggravated battery and armed robbery for attacking Black Gang member Michael Hart.  Black Gang Member Michael Hart told police that the Perps came to his home on the evening of Jan. 24 and shut the door. The Perps told Black Man Hart that  they planned to cover his  gang tattoo, “CWB” for Crazy White Boys, on his neck. Apparently, Black Man Hart had violated Gang rules.

The CWB Gang embraces Diversity

White Man Evans pulled out a knife and he and White Man Hayley held Black Man Hart down and began tattooing his neck. Black Man Hart tried to resist but was knocked out by White Man Hayley.  Black Man Hart woke up to find the message “F–k, Niger” tattooed on his neck.  Spelling is obviously not a strong suit for the Florida Gang Cracker as he meant to tattoo “F – – k, Nigger”.  Hmmmmmmmm

Black Man Hart said his hands were twisted and his butt hurt as though he had just been sodomized. He also saw blood, but couldn’t provide any more details about the alleged assault. His cell phone had also been stolen.

The Perps, White Gang members Evans, Haley, and Durham, were arrested for armed robbery and aggravated battery.  During their initial questioning by the  Marion County Sheriff’s Office, the Perps said said that they misspelled the tattoo and their intent was not to curse the landlocked West African nation, Niger.

Niger is a country in West Africa, close to where Obama was born

The Orange Diplomat calls Niger a “Shit Hole Country”

This is yet another example of the failed Elementary School systems in Florida.  Sarkes, a man of solutions, highly recommends that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, in addition to making “The Art of the Deal” a mandatory read in Junior High Schools, make English as a Second Language (ESL) a required course in Florida Elementary Schools.  Hmmmm, Sarkes ponders, is the Orange P-Grabber Tapping Betsy?

Betsy DeVos has no qualifications but does have big Ta Tas.  In this pic, the Orange Sniffer is pointing out Betsy’s qualifications

No friends, Sarkes does not make this stuff up.  Many of you have led sheltered lives and do not realize that people like these Perps live amongst us in America, each in their own way, Making America Great Again.

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